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"Yours truly, Alistair Sim" |
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10 Dec 2005 10:06:21 PM |
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For Annie Coulter, stupider is as stupider does |
For Annie Coulter, stupider is as stupider does
By DOUG THOMPSON
Dec 10, 2005, 09:04
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If we need any more proof of just how out of touch conservatives are
with reality, consider those on the GOP side of the fence who think of
acerbic columnist Ann Coulter as the right-wing’s sex symbol.
Personally, I prefer women with a little meat on their bones and
something besides air between their ears. Coulter is the prototype for
all blonde jokes – the ones that suggest those with yellow hair are a
few beers short of a six pack.
But I come not to praise Annie Coulter but to bury her in her own
poison rhetoric. Speaking this week at The University of Connecticut,
Coulter cut her speech short when the boos overwhelmed her more
manly-than-sexy voice. So, she got even more pissy and told the
audience that “I love to engage in repartee with people who are
stupider than I am.”
Must have been a large crowd. It would take a few thousand to find at
least one person who might, possibly, possess a lower level of
stupidity than Ann Coulter. By the way, Annie, most dictionaries – and
my English teacher from high school – will tell you there is no such
word as “stupider.”
Right wingers, of course, love Coulter for her ball-busting rhetoric.
Those with an IQ above that of an average plant find her boring,
tedious and lacking in either style or substance. She’s a bomb
thrower, a babbling blonde bimbo who preaches the outrageous theory
that all things conservative are beyond question while all things
liberal are beyond shame.
Notes the Norwich (CT) Bulletin in an editorial today:
“However, like a large number of conservative celebrities, and a
growing number of liberal ones, she makes her living not on meaningful
dialogue but in bullying diatribes on shows such as The O'Reilly
Factor and Hannity and Colmes. Her syndicated columns refer to former
Democratic presidents as "an aging porn star" (Bill Clinton) and "a
nitwit" (Jimmy Carter).”
Coulter is joined in the loony bin by Fox News’ resident phone sex
freak, Bill O’Reilly, who refers to the students who dared boo his
favorite blonde bimbo as “Nazis” whipped into a frenzy by “left-wing
websites” with a goal “to defame, to lie, to do whatever, you know,
sleazy thing they can think of to people with whom they disagree.”
We learned long ago that O’Reilly is a few neurons short of a working
brain. Someone should hand him a history book so he can learn that the
Nazi movement grew out of the right wing in Germany, not the left, and
that attempts to silence free speech is a hallmark of his fellow
conservatives.
Maybe O’Reilly has Coulter on speed dial so he can ring her up and
tell her, in graphic detail, what he’s like to do to her scrawny
little body. Or maybe he’s doing her in person. God knows her
reputation won’t qualify her for the Virgin Hall of Fame.
The boos started at the university this past week when Coulter
referred to former President Bill Clinton as an “executive buffoon.”
I’ve often wondered if Coulter’s anger at former President Bill
Clinton is motivated by politics or the fact that she was the only
woman in Washington that he didn’t hit on.
Even Clinton wasn’t that desperate.
--
Alistair Sim
"I am the Whistler, and I know many things, for I walk by night. I
know many strange tales, many secrets hidden in the hearts of men and
women who have stepped into the shadows. Yes, I know the nameless
terrors of which they dare not speak."
They seek him here
They seek him there.
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven?
Or is he in hell? That damned elusive Pimpernel!
"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"
The little things are infinitely more important."
"I am an omnivorous reader with a strangely retentive memory for
trifles."
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11 Dec 2005 09:01:50 AM |
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Yours truly, Alistair Sim wrote:
My responses are to Thompson, not Sim.
For Annie Coulter, stupider is as stupider does
By DOUG THOMPSON
Dec 10, 2005, 09:04
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If we need any more proof of just how out of touch conservatives are
with reality, consider those on the GOP side of the fence who think of
acerbic columnist Ann Coulter as the right-wing's sex symbol.
And Barbara Bush.
Right wingers, of course, love Coulter for her ball-busting rhetoric.
The only balls she busts are the ping-pong balls she shoots
out of herself at Repugnicant fundraisers.
"However, like a large number of conservative celebrities, and a
growing number of liberal ones, she makes her living not on meaningful
dialogue but in bullying diatribes on shows such as The O'Reilly
Factor and Hannity and Colmes. Her syndicated columns refer to former
Democratic presidents as "an aging porn star" (Bill Clinton) and "a
nitwit" (Jimmy Carter)."
Bullying? Oh, please. Try hysterical, in both possible
meanings of the word.
We learned long ago that O'Reilly is a few neurons short of a working
brain. Someone should hand him a history book so he can learn that the
Nazi movement grew out of the right wing in Germany, not the left, and
that attempts to silence free speech is a hallmark of his fellow
conservatives.
I heard this today from O'Reilly:
"The muslims were ready to invade Europe in 45 days,
that's why the crusades to protect xianity were justified!"
Maybe O'Reilly has Coulter on speed dial so he can ring her up and
tell her, in graphic detail, what he's like to do to her scrawny
little body. Or maybe he's doing her in person. God knows her
reputation won't qualify her for the Virgin Hall of Fame.
Coulter's hymen broke on her broomstick.
The boos started at the university this past week when Coulter
referred to former President Bill Clinton as an "executive buffoon."
At least Clinton could spell it, unlike Shrub.
I've often wondered if Coulter's anger at former President Bill
Clinton is motivated by politics or the fact that she was the only
woman in Washington that he didn't hit on.
Even Clinton wasn't that desperate.
Or Ted Bundy and Clarence Thomas, for that matter.
Coulter couldn't get raped at a gangbang.
Bob Dog
Atheist #153 = 1^3 + 5^3 + 3^3
EAC's chief cook and brainwasher
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"Sooner or later the despairing Churches will try to get
a world-alliance with something like Fascist tyranny to
check the growth of Atheism. It is their one hope."
- Joseph McCabe
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