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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Pastor Kutchie"
Date: 23 Sep 2006 04:40:20 PM
Object: For *****'s sake!!
I was out doing my shopping today when I happened across a bunch of
god-botherers in the street. I heard them first from a distance away
and they were singing some sort of banal happy-clappy song. I wasn't
going that way so I just ignored them.
Then having found that the shop I went in didn't have what I wanted, I
had to go past them to get to the other shop which might have had it.
They had stopped singing, indeed, they weren't making that much noise
at all and had very little by way of a crowd round them, plus some very
popular buskers had started up just along the street from them.
As I walked past them, I noticed what they were doing, and could hardly
believe my eyes. A man had his arms streched out and two children aged
about 7 or 8 were banging pretend nails into his wrists.
WHAT THE FLYING *****??????? Where's a social worker when you need one?
.

User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: For *****'s sake!! 23 Sep 2006 05:48:19 PM
On 23 Sep 2006 14:40:20 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie"
<user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
- Refer: <1159047620.737417.289190@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

I was out doing my shopping today when I happened across a bunch of
god-botherers in the street. I heard them first from a distance away
and they were singing some sort of banal happy-clappy song. I wasn't
going that way so I just ignored them.

Then having found that the shop I went in didn't have what I wanted, I
had to go past them to get to the other shop which might have had it.
They had stopped singing, indeed, they weren't making that much noise
at all and had very little by way of a crowd round them, plus some very
popular buskers had started up just along the street from them.

As I walked past them, I noticed what they were doing, and could hardly
believe my eyes. A man had his arms streched out and two children aged
about 7 or 8 were banging pretend nails into his wrists.

WHAT THE FLYING *****??????? Where's a social worker when you need one?

You should have "helped", but acciedntally slip with a hammer.
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User: "Guest Pest"

Title: Re: For *****'s sake!! 24 Sep 2006 06:23:57 PM
On Sat 23 Sep 2006 05:40:20pm EDT, one who goes by the name
or nom de guerre /Pastor Kutchie/ said in alt.atheism:

I was out doing my shopping today when I happened across a
bunch of god-botherers in the street. I heard them first
from a distance away and they were singing some sort of
banal happy-clappy song. I wasn't going that way so I just
ignored them.

Then having found that the shop I went in didn't have what
I wanted, I had to go past them to get to the other shop
which might have had it. They had stopped singing, indeed,
they weren't making that much noise at all and had very
little by way of a crowd round them, plus some very popular
buskers had started up just along the street from them.

As I walked past them, I noticed what they were doing, and
could hardly believe my eyes. A man had his arms streched
out and two children aged about 7 or 8 were banging pretend
nails into his wrists.

WHAT THE FLYING *****??????? Where's a social worker when
you need one?

Pretend nails... just like their pretend beliefs.
--
_T o m_
/a/./a/#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and
bad has made the world ugly and bad."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
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User: "Kevin Anthoney"

Title: Re: For *****'s sake!! 24 Sep 2006 05:39:43 AM
Pastor Kutchie wrote:

I was out doing my shopping today when I happened across a bunch of
god-botherers in the street. I heard them first from a distance away
and they were singing some sort of banal happy-clappy song. I wasn't
going that way so I just ignored them.

Then having found that the shop I went in didn't have what I wanted, I
had to go past them to get to the other shop which might have had it.
They had stopped singing, indeed, they weren't making that much noise
at all and had very little by way of a crowd round them, plus some very
popular buskers had started up just along the street from them.

As I walked past them, I noticed what they were doing, and could hardly
believe my eyes. A man had his arms streched out and two children aged
about 7 or 8 were banging pretend nails into his wrists.

Was there a hardware store nearby?
"Here, use these, they'll work better."

WHAT THE FLYING *****??????? Where's a social worker when you need one?

--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
.

User: "bob young"

Title: Re: For *****'s sake!! 01 Oct 2006 12:20:01 AM
Pastor Kutchie wrote:

I was out doing my shopping today when I happened across a bunch of
god-botherers in the street. I heard them first from a distance away
and they were singing some sort of banal happy-clappy song. I wasn't
going that way so I just ignored them.

Then having found that the shop I went in didn't have what I wanted, I
had to go past them to get to the other shop which might have had it.
They had stopped singing, indeed, they weren't making that much noise
at all and had very little by way of a crowd round them, plus some very
popular buskers had started up just along the street from them.

As I walked past them, I noticed what they were doing, and could hardly
believe my eyes. A man had his arms streched out and two children aged
about 7 or 8 were banging pretend nails into his wrists.

WHAT THE FLYING *****??????? Where's a social worker when you need one?

Poor kids - what chance do they have of living a full and uncluttered
life?
.

User: "Sasha"

Title: Re: For *****'s sake!! 23 Sep 2006 05:18:22 PM
Pastor Kutchie wrote:

WHAT THE FLYING *****??????? Where's a social worker when you need one?

Apparently, if it's done in the name of Christianity, it's all good.
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