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"BDK" |
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26 Feb 2007 02:05:22 PM |
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For the Boatwright fans out there.. |
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
0600
Boaty's alarm goes off,he wakes up, looks at the clock, thinks to
himself: "HA!That's another Six AM that MMOH won't see!" "She got paid
back for her prayer in the classroom nonsense, and she's not laughing at
GOD anymore, I bet!" Boaty feels himself becoming aroused by this
thinking about MMOH , but he decides not to pursue the matter until
later.
Boaty gets the Sunday paper,immediately looks at the obits, so he can
gleefully fantasize about what's happening to the Jew, Mormon, JW, or
whoever is not a true believer according to Boaty's "rules of
belief", that he has framed and hung on almost all the walls of his
home. Boaty puts on his "Church suit", he's had it since the 60's,how
dare the little Mother Mary worshipping catholics next door make fun of
his clothes.YA, he thinks,they will be laughing when God fries them like
shrimp at Red Lobster!!HA!! Ya, I'll have the last laugh, thinks.
Boaty walks out the door, noticing the neighbors staring at him, like
they always do. He knows they call him a "Religious Kook" or
just "crazy" behind his back. One of them waves at him, it's the HARLOT
across the street. She's DIVORCED,and Boaty knows she wants him, but he
knows the Bible says she's another mans wife, even if they haven't been
together for over 10 years. She even dates,the tramp..
She asks Boaty if his kids are coming to visit, since it's Father's
day. Boaty lies, says he is going to his daughter's house for a cookout
later in the afternoon. He hasn't spoke to either of his kids for
years, they, like his wife had left long ago. His son married that JEW
UNBELIEVER, and his daughter was a FORNICATOR, and was LIVING IN SIN
with a man who wore an EARRING. How could he possibly tolerate their
SINS! He was a reasonable man, but they had pushed him too far. First
his daughter, calling him a NUT, then his son, his heir, having the GALL
to say to Boaty that he needed help, that he had a problem. Ya, he
thought, the problem is I'm right, and sonny, you're WRONG, GOD MADE IT,
Jesus DIED FOR OUR SINS!
After a few minutes of the annoying woman's nonsense, he told her he
was running late for church, and headed for his car, a 1975 AMC
Pacer "X".People laughed at his car,but he knew they were really
jealous of his car, just like they were jealous of him,and his KNOWLEDGE
of the truth,about GOD! The car started and smoked heavily,his neighbors
made remarks about that too, but he didn't care,since they were all
going to hell anyway. After the car got warmed up, he pulled out of his
driveway,and headed down the street. At every house he passed,he thought
of the SINS of the occupants: Adulterer's, Homosexuals, Gluttons, Idol
Worshippers, Pope Lovers, JEWS, and the worst, Atheists! He enjoyed the
thoughts of them all burning in hell. He thought about MMOH again,but
pushed the thought out of his mind, for now.
When he arrived at church,the usual 10-12 cars were there,the church
had started losing membership soon after he joined. He wondered why,
then decided the ex-members had just fallen away, and he thought about
how GOD would PUNISH them! HA! He would like to see what GOD had in
store for them! He got out of his car,the engine still dieseling, and
started walking to the front door. When he got inside, he saw his
friend, Mr.Goodsalt, and sat in the pew next to him. Mr.Goodsalt was
going to hell, John decided, he didn't believe correctly in GOD or THE
BIBLE. He would have cut "Goody",as he called him,out of his life, but
he had no other friends left. They had all abandoned him, or just
"drifted away". Goody, he stayed true. Ya, Goody was all I have, he
thought, but, GOD will punish Goody,it's in the BIBLE, PLAIN AS DAY!
Goody disagreed, and John knew he was going to hell!
After the service, Goody asked John if he wanted to go with him to his
son's house for an early dinner. Boaty said no, he really wanted to have
a good meal, but he couldn't tolerate seeing Goody's son living with an
ATHEIST *****. Boaty had gone with Goody for dinner once before, and the
son HAD THE NERVE, to ask him to leave. Boaty had only told their son
that his momma and daddy were going to hell! HAA!! He was just angry
because he told the kid the truth. HE WASN"T GOING TO IGNORE SIN!!!!!
Boaty decided to treat himself to Denny's, he always liked the food
there, even if others ridiculed him for it. They ragged him on
everything, anyway, and he discounted their opinion anyway, since they
were all GOING TO HELL ANYWAY!
After lunch, Turkey and dressing, he went to the park to listen to a
program on the local religious station. The preacher was wrong on almost
everything, and he had written to him, telling him so, but instead
of "Thank You", he got a "Cease and Desist" order instead. Ya, they are
all going to hell, he thought. He wrote down several errors the preacher
made, he would send them to him anyway, court order, or no court order,
he didn't care.
He arrived home,and logged onto the internet. Hmmm,a slow connection
again,only 23 K. Not as good as the previous ISPs he had over the last
few years,they all "dropped" him for "violations". HA! HA! They really
dropped him because he told the TRUTH ABOUT GOD!! Ya,that was it, he
thought. After checking the newsgroups and his email, he went to se if
there was any news about MMOH.Just thinking about her begging for her
life was getting him hard. He had a whole collection of pics of her, her
son,and granddaughter,in a screensaver,and he watched the pics rapidly
changed while he brought himself to a climax.He knew it was a sin to
waste the seed, but he also knew god would forgive him for his sins.
After finishing,he spent a couple of hours looking for porn sites.He
dutifully recorded every URL into his "List of Sinners". He knew one
day, when GOD RULED THE LAND, they would use the list of URLs to hunt
down the unbelievers! He was very interested in the "bondage" sites, he
thought about how GOD WOULD PUNISH the SINNERS, and he thought about how
he would enjoy punishing them, for GOD,of course...
He decided to make himself something to eat, he looked in the
freezer, all he had was a "Healthy Choice" Pot Roast dinner. He looked
in the cupboard,and found a big can of Pork and Beans. Ya, he thought,
this will be good. He made toast and poured the beans he had heated in
the can, over the pieces of bread. He had just started eating when the
phone rang: It was Goody. He said to look on CNN,t hey had found MMOH's
body! Boaty slammed down the phone,ran into the room where his 20 year
old TV sat. He turned it on,and found CNN. He watched in glee as they
showed them taking out of some nasty looking warehouse three drums. HA!
He thought about MMOH being inside one of them, and it was too much, he
spent the next several hours pleasuring himself again and again,
thinking of her last moments, then slept like a rock all night.It
would be a long day at the grocery store tomorrow, and he needed his
sleep. There were lots of SINS AND SINNERS to see.
BDK
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26 Feb 2007 03:54:33 PM |
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BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
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27 Feb 2007 07:53:42 AM |
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"Ash" <ash.amanic@virgin.net> wrote in message
news:tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net...
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and Mr.
Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
I do. Mr. Goodsalt seemed like a harmless crank, while Boaty was a nasty
piece of *****. Remember him laughing over a bunch of Hindu kids who were
killed in an earthquake. He ended up permanently in my killfile after that.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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27 Feb 2007 03:35:57 PM |
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On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:53:42 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
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"Ash" <ash.amanic@virgin.net> wrote in message
news:tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net...
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and Mr.
Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
I do. Mr. Goodsalt seemed like a harmless crank, while Boaty was a nasty
piece of *****. Remember him laughing over a bunch of Hindu kids who were
killed in an earthquake. He ended up permanently in my killfile after that.
That earned him the switch from "stun" to "kill".
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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26 Feb 2007 05:15:27 PM |
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"Ash" <ash.amanic@virgin.net> wrote in message
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BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and Mr.
Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
Oooh yes. The scars run too deep.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
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26 Feb 2007 08:31:37 PM |
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"Ash" <ash.amanic@virgin.net> wrote in message
news:tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net...
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
Oooh yes. The scars run too deep.
They both seemed to be around forever, They'd leave
and come back, leave and come back. I hope they're
both gone for good, now. Is Boaty's 'website' still up?
What a stitch that was.
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^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
When fascism comes to America, it will be
wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross -
Sinclair Lewis
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "BDK" |
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| Title: Re: For the Boatwright fans out there.. |
26 Feb 2007 09:19:33 PM |
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In article <B6OdnTGt1e-UBX7YnZ2dnUVZ_o2vnZ2d@comcast.com>, hypatiab7
@comcast.net says...
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
news:KrWdnQ0EAbON937YnZ2dnUVZ_vOlnZ2d@io.com...
"Ash" <ash.amanic@virgin.net> wrote in message
news:tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net...
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
Oooh yes. The scars run too deep.
They both seemed to be around forever, They'd leave
and come back, leave and come back. I hope they're
both gone for good, now. Is Boaty's 'website' still up?
What a stitch that was.
It's still there, and as deranged as it ever was..
BDK
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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26 Feb 2007 08:47:32 PM |
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Ash <ash.amanic@virgin.net> wrote in news:tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-
gui.ntli.net:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
I remember them; anyone else remember the guy who called himself "Spock"?
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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27 Feb 2007 07:56:08 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98E3D38F584CDaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Ash <ash.amanic@virgin.net> wrote in news:tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-
gui.ntli.net:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
I remember them; anyone else remember the guy who called himself "Spock"?
LOL! Yes! Some disabled dude in the UK. He and I used to argue endlessly
about the Yorkshire Ripper. Hilarious.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Budikka666" |
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27 Feb 2007 03:22:47 PM |
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On Feb 27, 7:56 am, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Doc Smartass" <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98E3D38F584CDaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Ash <ash.ama...@virgin.net> wrote innews:tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-
gui.ntli.net:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
I remember them; anyone else remember the guy who called himself "Spock"?
LOL! Yes! Some disabled dude in the UK. He and I used to argue endlessly
about the Yorkshire Ripper. Hilarious.
Anyone recall that Brit newspaper that had a line-drawing of the
Ripper on the front cover (Sunday People was it?) before he was
caught? Some psychic had described her vision and a few "details",
and they'd blasted it into a front page headline. Every single thing
she said turned out to be wrong when he finally did get caught.
Budikka
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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27 Feb 2007 04:41:54 PM |
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On 27 Feb 2007 13:22:47 -0800, "Budikka666" <budikka1@netscape.net>
wrote:
- Refer: <1172611367.020456.26140@h3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>
On Feb 27, 7:56 am, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Doc Smartass" <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98E3D38F584CDaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Ash <ash.ama...@virgin.net> wrote innews:tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-
gui.ntli.net:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
I remember them; anyone else remember the guy who called himself "Spock"?
LOL! Yes! Some disabled dude in the UK. He and I used to argue endlessly
about the Yorkshire Ripper. Hilarious.
Anyone recall that Brit newspaper that had a line-drawing of the
Ripper on the front cover (Sunday People was it?) before he was
caught? Some psychic had described her vision and a few "details",
and they'd blasted it into a front page headline. Every single thing
she said turned out to be wrong when he finally did get caught.
I bet it was that vicious fraud, Sylvia Browne!
http://www.stopsylviabrowne.com/home/
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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04 Mar 2007 11:55:05 AM |
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Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in
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On 27 Feb 2007 13:22:47 -0800, "Budikka666" <budikka1@netscape.net>
wrote:
- Refer: <1172611367.020456.26140@h3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>
On Feb 27, 7:56 am, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Doc Smartass" <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98E3D38F584CDaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Ash <ash.ama...@virgin.net> wrote
innews:tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3- gui.ntli.net:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the
really big problems, but here it is, a little story about John
P. Boatwright and Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
I remember them; anyone else remember the guy who called himself
"Spock"?
LOL! Yes! Some disabled dude in the UK. He and I used to argue
endlessly about the Yorkshire Ripper. Hilarious.
Anyone recall that Brit newspaper that had a line-drawing of the
Ripper on the front cover (Sunday People was it?) before he was
caught? Some psychic had described her vision and a few "details",
and they'd blasted it into a front page headline. Every single thing
she said turned out to be wrong when he finally did get caught.
I bet it was that vicious fraud, Sylvia Browne!
http://www.stopsylviabrowne.com/home/
Love the logo on the site--I saw some footage of her a few weeks back in
the aftermath of her latest failed prediction. Damn, she's got some
claws.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "BDK" |
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26 Feb 2007 09:18:33 PM |
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In article <Xns98E3D38F584CDaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com says...
Ash <ash.amanic@virgin.net> wrote in news:tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-
gui.ntli.net:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
I remember them; anyone else remember the guy who called himself "Spock"?
I remember Spock.
Totally Illogical.
BDK
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| User: "Don Kresch" |
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26 Feb 2007 09:27:42 PM |
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In alt.atheism On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:54:33 GMT, Ash
<ash.amanic@virgin.net> let us all know that:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
I wish I didn't.
Don
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aa #51, Knight of BAAWA, DNRC o-, Member of the [H]orde
Atheist Minister for St. Dogbert.
"No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another"
Picard to Data/Graves "The Schizoid Man"
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| User: "George Ricker" |
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27 Feb 2007 09:00:16 AM |
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In article <tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>,
Ash <ash.amanic@virgin.net> wrote:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
I remember them, though I've tried not to.
Thanks for reminding me. :-)
--
George Ricker
"Godless in America" by George Ricker is now available at
online book sellers, like amazon.com, and most book retailers.
Go to http://www.godlessinamerica.com for more information.
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| User: "Budikka666" |
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27 Feb 2007 03:18:46 PM |
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On Feb 26, 3:54 pm, Ash <ash.ama...@virgin.net> wrote:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
My left foot has an indentation in the shape of Boatwrong's *****!
Budikka
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| User: "Liz" |
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26 Feb 2007 06:25:54 PM |
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On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:54:33 GMT, Ash <ash.amanic@virgin.net> in news
message <tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
Raises hand.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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01 Mar 2007 10:06:09 AM |
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Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Ash <ash.amanic@virgin.net> in news
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
Raises hand.
Me too. And Stix... Ah, the good ol' days...
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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26 Feb 2007 08:13:01 PM |
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On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:54:33 GMT, Ash <ash.amanic@virgin.net> wrote:
- Refer: <tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
Everyone who has ever read even a snippet of his horrific vicious
blatherings has been scarred permanently.
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| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
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26 Feb 2007 04:11:23 PM |
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On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:54:33 GMT, Ash <ash.amanic@virgin.net> wrote:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
Boatwright^H^H^H^H^HloadH^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Shitload and Goodship^Ht?
Definitely
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: For the Boatwright fans out there.. |
27 Feb 2007 03:52:48 AM |
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On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:54:33 GMT, Ash wrote in message
<tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
I tried drinking to forget. But alas it didn't work.
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"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".
attrib: Pauline Réage.
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www.eac-nudis.com = Evil Atheist Conspiracy NNTP / Usenet Distributed Intelligence System...
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| User: "Budikka666" |
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| Title: Re: For the Boatwright fans out there.. |
27 Feb 2007 03:24:14 PM |
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On Feb 27, 3:52 am, Therion Ware <autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:54:33 GMT, Ash wrote in message
<tGIEh.26400$z54.19...@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
I tried drinking to forget. But alas it didn't work.
But at least you didn't waste time...!
Budikka
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: For the Boatwright fans out there.. |
27 Feb 2007 03:35:00 PM |
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On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:52:48 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
- Refer: <iqv7u21i4li8ulitqr7ofq4sav60nvha0v@4ax.com>
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:54:33 GMT, Ash wrote in message
<tGIEh.26400$z54.19864@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>:
BDK wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Snip
I wonder how many of us actually remember Boaty and Salty?
Probably quite a few I'd guess
I tried drinking to forget. But alas it didn't work.
Yes it does!
I forget where I put my drink, and have to pour another one.
The next day, I find half empty glasses on top of the fridge, in the
oven, behind the bathroom cabinet, balancing on the ledge near the
door, under the passenger seat of the spare car, etc.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: For the Boatwright fans out there.. |
27 Feb 2007 05:22:20 PM |
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On Feb 26, 3:05 pm, BDK <B...@twilight-express.com> wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
Can't beat the classics! Still a good read. Boaty really was a nasty
piece of work, but that stupid website of his is one of the funniest
things I've ever seen.
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man, Sep 06
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: For the Boatwright fans out there.. |
26 Feb 2007 08:19:20 PM |
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On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 15:05:22 -0500, BDK <BDK@twilight-express.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <MPG.204d07917b1625598a931@news.buckeye-express.com>
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
0600
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Excellent, thanks!
You said that you were going to repost this for me.
I must have missed it the first time around, although I have always
had my newsreader set to "nuke" on anything even vaguely connected to
he who shall remain brainless.
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| User: "BDK" |
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| Title: Re: For the Boatwright fans out there.. |
26 Feb 2007 09:17:52 PM |
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In article <0657u298him154jav9sgambcjhbmg9c99d@4ax.com>,
mikegray@newsguy.com says...
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 15:05:22 -0500, BDK <BDK@twilight-express.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <MPG.204d07917b1625598a931@news.buckeye-express.com>
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
0600
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Excellent, thanks!
You said that you were going to repost this for me.
I must have missed it the first time around, although I have always
had my newsreader set to "nuke" on anything even vaguely connected to
he who shall remain brainless.
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I couldn't find it for a long time, then I figured out what I was doing
wrong and found them all. They were numbered totally wrong and I had to
go through them and try to rename them when I saved them. I wrote more
of Boaty's adventures then I thought I did.
BDK
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| User: "Chief Elf in the Toy Factory" |
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| Title: Re: For the Boatwright fans out there.. |
27 Feb 2007 08:19:19 PM |
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On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 15:05:22 -0500, BDK <BDK@twilight-express.com>
wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
<snip>
BDK
it burnsssssss....
and Hi, folks.. I haven't been posting much over last 3 years or so,
but I've been lurking.
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: For the Boatwright fans out there.. |
28 Feb 2007 12:45:25 AM |
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"Chief Elf in the Toy Factory" <landis.ragon@removeme.attglobal.net> wrote
in message news:3jp9u2d7qiss3pq2j26l1h9jngpijsl9fo@4ax.com...
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 15:05:22 -0500, BDK <BDK@twilight-express.com>
wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
<snip>
BDK
it burnsssssss....
and Hi, folks.. I haven't been posting much over last 3 years or so,
but I've been lurking.
Hi, Landis, How've you been doing?
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| User: "Chief Elf in the Toy Factory" |
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| Title: Re: For the Boatwright fans out there.. |
01 Mar 2007 02:19:57 AM |
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On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:45:25 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
it burnsssssss....
and Hi, folks.. I haven't been posting much over last 3 years or so,
but I've been lurking.
Hi, Landis, How've you been doing?
Doing *really* well.. Got laid off from IBM about 4 years ago, ended
up in Columbia Missouri working for Carfax.. <grin> www.carfax.com
Life is good.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: For the Boatwright fans out there.. |
28 Feb 2007 11:18:22 AM |
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"Chief Elf in the Toy Factory" <landis.ragon@removeme.attglobal.net> wrote
in message news:3jp9u2d7qiss3pq2j26l1h9jngpijsl9fo@4ax.com...
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 15:05:22 -0500, BDK <BDK@twilight-express.com>
wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
<snip>
BDK
it burnsssssss....
and Hi, folks.. I haven't been posting much over last 3 years or so,
but I've been lurking.
Hey you! How the heck are you :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Chief Elf in the Toy Factory" |
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| Title: Re: For the Boatwright fans out there.. |
01 Mar 2007 02:19:58 AM |
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On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:18:22 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Chief Elf in the Toy Factory" <landis.ragon@removeme.attglobal.net> wrote
in message news:3jp9u2d7qiss3pq2j26l1h9jngpijsl9fo@4ax.com...
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 15:05:22 -0500, BDK <BDK@twilight-express.com>
wrote:
Yes, I know it got formatted badly, I corrected most of the really big
problems, but here it is, a little story about John P. Boatwright and
Mr. Goodsalt from about 7 years ago...
<snip>
BDK
it burnsssssss....
and Hi, folks.. I haven't been posting much over last 3 years or so,
but I've been lurking.
Hey you! How the heck are you :)
Witchy Poo!!! <HUGS>!!!
doing *fabulous*.. living in a liberal bastion in the middle of a
conservative state.. and loving *every* minute of it!
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