In the grandest tradition of the stage, giving the
audience what they want...

[] == Uncle Vic inspired correction

| NAIROBI, Kenya (AP) - Deep in the dusty, unlit corridors
| of Kenya's national museum, locked away in a
| plain-looking cabinet, is one of [monkeykind's] oldest
| relics: Turkana Boy, as he is known [amongst secularists],
| the most complete skeleton of a prehistoric [monkey
| misrepresented as a] human ever found.
|
| But his first public display later this year is at the heart of
| a growing storm - one pitting [devout Darwinists] against
| Kenya's [loving] and popular evangelical Christian movement.
| The debate over [the church of Darwinism] vs. [the one holy
| truth] - once [misrepresented as] confined to the United
| States - has [been brought by secularists to] a country
| known as the cradle of mankind.
|
| "I did not evolve from Turkana Boy or anything like it," [pointed
| out] Bishop Boniface Adoyo, head of Kenya's 35 evangelical
| denominations, which he [truthfully states has] 10 million
| followers. "These sorts of silly views are killing our faith."