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"Bill Baker" |
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07 Apr 2005 12:09:47 PM |
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Fred Phelps dies |
Fred Phelps | 1929~2005
Long-hated Christian "preacher" Fred Phelps died Tuesday morning during
one of his hate-filled "God hates fags" rallies in Topeka, Kansas by a
sudden lightning strike that appeared from a clear, blue sky. Many
residents of the Topeka area, the United States and the world breathe a
sigh of relief stating, "This is a great day for Christianity and
humankind."
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/
Full article at:
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/bio/
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| User: "Bill Baker" |
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| Title: Re: Fred Phelps dies |
08 Apr 2005 07:57:48 AM |
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On Fri, 08 Apr 2005 05:26:01 +0000, rj <rj@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yeeehaw9.com> wrote in
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<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 17:09:47 GMT, Bill Baker
<wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
Fred Phelps | 1929~2005
Long-hated Christian "preacher" Fred Phelps died Tuesday morning
during one of his hate-filled "God hates fags" rallies in Topeka,
Kansas by a sudden lightning strike that appeared from a clear, blue
sky. Many residents of the Topeka area, the United States and the
world breathe a sigh of relief stating, "This is a great day for
Christianity and humankind."
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/
Full article at:
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/bio/
Damn!
I was going to picket the *****'s funeral.
Picket? Like hell!
I was going to slam back an entire keg of Miller Genuine Draft and take
a long ***** in the fucker's casket.
I think that slipping a remote opening shoe box full of roaches into
his casket would be more fitting. Imagine the hilarity when a few
thousand roaches suddnly start pouring out of his casket at the wake.
They would be crawling all over his face, in and out of his nose and
ears. I would bee the first to say, "Look! Satan has opened the door
to the pit of hell for one of his demons!"
That would about do that whole cult in. Having a dude show up in a
three piece suit sporting a goatee and a pair of horns would be a nice
touch too.
I think Normal Bob Smith would be great in that role. How much convincing
do you think it would take to get him to show up?
http://www.normalbobsmith.com
Fred and I am great buddies. We are so close now that he has expired.
rj
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Lurlean Lie #19:
"A lot of the lezzy's drinks or cooks with menstrual blood."
news:7908c278.0405112216.14e60488@posting.google.com
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: Fred Phelps dies |
09 Apr 2005 01:37:22 PM |
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On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 21:51:40 GMT, "The other Donald"
<the_donald_13@yeeehaw9.com> wrote:
<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:dq5b5155bqpu2934rd2eogu0l6mj56kchi@4ax.com...
On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 17:09:47 GMT, Bill Baker
<wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
Fred Phelps | 1929~2005
Long-hated Christian "preacher" Fred Phelps died Tuesday morning during
one of his hate-filled "God hates fags" rallies in Topeka, Kansas by a
sudden lightning strike that appeared from a clear, blue sky. Many
residents of the Topeka area, the United States and the world breathe a
sigh of relief stating, "This is a great day for Christianity and
humankind."
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/
Full article at:
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/bio/
Damn!
I was going to picket the *****'s funeral.
Picket? Like hell!
I was going to slam back an entire keg of Miller Genuine Draft and take a
long ***** in the fucker's casket.
I normally find rejoicing at someone's death to be tacky and
tasteless. But in his case, I'd find being _respectful_ at news of
his passing to be the bigger offense.
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Fred Phelps dies |
09 Apr 2005 09:34:53 PM |
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On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 11:37:22 -0700, Uncle Buck
<UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 21:51:40 GMT, "The other Donald"
<the_donald_13@yeeehaw9.com> wrote:
<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:dq5b5155bqpu2934rd2eogu0l6mj56kchi@4ax.com...
On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 17:09:47 GMT, Bill Baker
<wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
Fred Phelps | 1929~2005
Long-hated Christian "preacher" Fred Phelps died Tuesday morning during
one of his hate-filled "God hates fags" rallies in Topeka, Kansas by a
sudden lightning strike that appeared from a clear, blue sky. Many
residents of the Topeka area, the United States and the world breathe a
sigh of relief stating, "This is a great day for Christianity and
humankind."
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/
Full article at:
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/bio/
Damn!
I was going to picket the *****'s funeral.
Picket? Like hell!
I was going to slam back an entire keg of Miller Genuine Draft and take a
long ***** in the fucker's casket.
I normally find rejoicing at someone's death to be tacky and
tasteless. But in his case, I'd find being _respectful_ at news of
his passing to be the bigger offense.
And I don't feel the least bit guilty about feeling the same.
I don't hate many people but I really, really hate that sorry waste of
mean spirited flesh and blood.
atheist@home#1554
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Fred Phelps dies |
09 Apr 2005 08:26:49 PM |
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On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 20:24:14 GMT, wrote:
On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 17:09:47 GMT, Bill Baker
<wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
Fred Phelps | 1929~2005
Long-hated Christian "preacher" Fred Phelps died Tuesday morning during
one of his hate-filled "God hates fags" rallies in Topeka, Kansas by a
sudden lightning strike that appeared from a clear, blue sky. Many
residents of the Topeka area, the United States and the world breathe a
sigh of relief stating, "This is a great day for Christianity and
humankind."
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/
Full article at:
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/bio/
Damn!
I was going to picket the *****'s funeral.
With hallelujah signs and a marching band! :D
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "" |
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09 Apr 2005 11:50:18 PM |
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On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 18:26:49 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 20:24:14 GMT, wrote:
On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 17:09:47 GMT, Bill Baker
<wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
Fred Phelps | 1929~2005
Long-hated Christian "preacher" Fred Phelps died Tuesday morning during
one of his hate-filled "God hates fags" rallies in Topeka, Kansas by a
sudden lightning strike that appeared from a clear, blue sky. Many
residents of the Topeka area, the United States and the world breathe a
sigh of relief stating, "This is a great day for Christianity and
humankind."
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/
Full article at:
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/bio/
Damn!
I was going to picket the *****'s funeral.
With hallelujah signs and a marching band! :D
I have an obsessive hatred for the guy.
I hope his death is long, painful, terrifying and without end.
I want him to go to Hell.
For eternity.
I hope that Satan and all his demons are "fags"
And I hope they all have their way with him twenty-four hours a day
seven days a week forever and ever and ever.
Amen.
atheist@home#1554
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Fred Phelps dies |
10 Apr 2005 12:39:34 PM |
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On Sun, 10 Apr 2005 04:50:18 GMT, wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 18:26:49 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 20:24:14 GMT, wrote:
On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 17:09:47 GMT, Bill Baker
<wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
Fred Phelps | 1929~2005
Long-hated Christian "preacher" Fred Phelps died Tuesday morning during
one of his hate-filled "God hates fags" rallies in Topeka, Kansas by a
sudden lightning strike that appeared from a clear, blue sky. Many
residents of the Topeka area, the United States and the world breathe a
sigh of relief stating, "This is a great day for Christianity and
humankind."
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/
Full article at:
http://www.danstheman.com/SPECIALS/2005/phelps.obit/bio/
Damn!
I was going to picket the *****'s funeral.
With hallelujah signs and a marching band! :D
I have an obsessive hatred for the guy.
I hope his death is long, painful, terrifying and without end.
I want him to go to Hell.
For eternity.
I hope that Satan and all his demons are "fags"
And I hope they all have their way with him twenty-four hours a day
seven days a week forever and ever and ever.
Now you went and got Freddy all excited.....
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Fred Phelps dies |
09 Apr 2005 08:25:32 PM |
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On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 17:09:47 GMT, Bill Baker
<wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
Fred Phelps | 1929~2005
Long-hated Christian "preacher" Fred Phelps died Tuesday morning during
one of his hate-filled "God hates fags" rallies in Topeka, Kansas by a
sudden lightning strike that appeared from a clear, blue sky. Many
residents of the Topeka area, the United States and the world breathe a
sigh of relief stating, "This is a great day for Christianity and
humankind."
Damn, if only such was the case.
[]
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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