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New reality shows slated for the fall season:
· The Candidate. George W. Bush and John Kerry spend a whole month together
in a mansion filled with lobbyists. Who will get in bed with whom? Don't
miss the sizzling behind the scenes deal-making. Each episode concludes with
both candidates handing out long-stemmed roses to their favorite special
interest groups.
· The Apprentice of The Dark Side. The evil Emperor must choose among
several aspiring Sith Lords, all vying for the coveted job of "Darth
Executive," in charge of overseeing construction of the Deathstar. Each
round eliminates a contestant with the famous tagline "You're fired," and is
then zapped with lightning and thrown off a ledge to his infernal doom.
· Aramaic Idol. The nation wide search for the next messiah. Come put your
healing powers to the test and go head to head with other saviours and
miracle workers for the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever and
ever amen. Produced by Mel Gibson.
· CNN Cribs: News Anchor Edition. Paula Zahn gives a sneak peek of her
kickin' pad in the O.C., all West Coast flava y'all cuz the ***** is mad
bangin' wit the bling bling, know what I'm saying? Holla!
-T.
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