Religions > Atheism > From The Darkest Europe: Royal Navy To Allow Devil Worship
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From The Darkest Europe: Royal Navy To Allow Devil Worship |
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
Sunday, October 24, 2004
LONDON, England (CNN) -- A devil-worshipping sailor in the Royal Navy
has become the first registered Satanist in the British Armed Forces.
Chris Cranmer, 24, a technician serving on the Type 22 frigate
Cumberland, has been officially recognized as a Satanist by the ship's
captain.
That allows him to perform satanic rituals aboard and permits him to
have a non-Christian Church of Satan funeral should he be killed in
action.
A spokesman for Britain's Ministry of Defence told CNN Sunday that it
had a duty to allow members of the forces to practice their religion.
He added that the MoD was an "equal opportunities employer" which did
not stop anyone having their own religious values.
"The Royal Navy allows this kind of approach because it is clearly in
line with current regulations. We are not aware of any other
individuals who want to be registered as Satanists."
Cranmer, 24, who comes from Edinburgh, Scotland, is now lobbying the
Ministry of Defence to make Satanism a registered religion in the
Armed Forces, says Britain's Sunday Telegraph.
He says he wants Satanists to be able to join the military without
"fear of marginalisation and the necessity to put up with Christian
dogma."
The defense ministry told CNN that Cranmer went to his commanding
officer with a request to practice his beliefs on board his ship and,
after consultation with the ship's chaplain, this was granted.
The decision was at the discretion of the captain, the MoD, said, and
was on the basis that it did not impinge on the operational
effectiveness, safety or security of the ship, or the well-being of
colleagues.
Tour of duty
Cranmer, who has been aboard the Cumberland's tour of duty in the
Indian Ocean and the Persian Gulf since April, said that being
registered as a Satanist gave him "the freedom of religion I wanted
despite its controversial nature".
Cranmer, who is single, has been in the Royal Navy for four years and
was promoted leading hand -- the naval equivalent of corporal -- in
July last year.
He told the newspaper that he realized he was a Satanist nine years
ago when he "stumbled across" The Satanic Bible by American 'Black
Pope' Anton Szandor LaVey. "I then read more and came to realize I'd
always been a Satanist, just simply never knew."
He added that he had been "warmly congratulated" by his friends and
family for becoming the Armed Forces' first Satanist but did not feel
that the war in Iraq was "the Devil's work."
"From a military perspective, I believe in vengeance. I don't consider
Satan to be an intelligently external force in my life; instead I
consider it an empowering internal force.
"If I were asked if I were evil, I would say yes -- by virtue of the
common definition. However, if you asked my family and friends you
would hear a resounding 'no'. I get a massive amount from my career."
Satanic rules
The Church of Satan was established in San Francisco in 1966 and LaVey
was its high priest until his death in 1997.
Members of the church, which rejects Christian ideas of God and the
Devil, follow 11 "Satanic Rules of the Earth."
The belief system has been condemned as a cult by some religious
groups and at least one opposition politician expressed dismay after
Cranmer won permission to practice Satanism aboard a Royal Navy ship.
"I am utterly shocked by this," Conservative parliamentarian Anne
Widdecombe told Reuters.
"Satanism is wrong. Obviously the private beliefs of individuals
anywhere including the armed forces are their own affair but I hope it
doesn't spread," she said.
http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/10/24/uk.devilworship/index.html
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28 Oct 2004 10:57:46 PM |
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Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, or even better, grab a
brain and not worship anything at all. I don't expect you will reply.
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| User: "bam" |
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29 Oct 2004 12:08:40 AM |
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, or even better, grab
a brain and not worship anything at all. I don't expect you will reply.
The 1701 Act of Settlement prohibits any Catholic from becoming King or
Queen, or marrying the heir to the throne. It is perfectly legal for the
monarch to marry a Buddhist, a Hindu or even a Moonie, but not a Roman
Catholic. I guess they can now marry Satanists as well.
BAM
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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29 Oct 2004 12:37:51 AM |
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On Fri, 29 Oct 2004 01:08:40 -0400 in alt.atheism, bam ("bam"
<mcca5761@bellsouthblahblah.net>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, or even better, grab
a brain and not worship anything at all. I don't expect you will reply.
The 1701 Act of Settlement prohibits any Catholic from becoming King or
Queen, or marrying the heir to the throne. It is perfectly legal for the
monarch to marry a Buddhist, a Hindu or even a Moonie, but not a Roman
Catholic. I guess they can now marry Satanists as well.
Tricky area though. I suppose the C of E would have to be
disestablished before anything could be done about it.
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| User: "Roger Pearse" |
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29 Oct 2004 05:52:56 PM |
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<_cjgd.20806$df2.13768@edtnps89>...
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, ...
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
All the best,
Roger Pearse
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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29 Oct 2004 06:49:29 PM |
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"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, ...
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
All the best,
Roger Pearse
Not too bright, are you? I said people should be free to worship whatever
deity they want, which is in line with your American constitution, by the
way. That means religious tolerance. That means muslims should tolerate
other religions, and you should tolerate muslims (and I have to tolerate all
these delusional religious groups, I'm doing MY part). Clearly September
11th was a case of muslims NOT tolerating other groups, and in that case, go
get 'em, tiger. And if any one of these groups (including Christians) forces
me to worship anything, I'll argue, then fight. So should you. You're
barking up the wrong tree with me. As an atheist, I'm a bit hawkish when it
comes to theocracies, and as a liberal, I'm really hawkish when it comes to
military dictatorships and (in Iraq's case) semi theocratic and corrupt
oppressive cults of personality. And it's a good thing Bush can be voted
out, because he's blurring the lines between church and state. Kerry would
be fine with the war on terrrorism, and he would get better global
cooperation, just like Clinton did. That war will kill your economy if you
go it alone.
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| User: "Roger Pearse" |
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| Title: Re: From The Darkest Europe: Royal Navy To Allow Devil Worship |
30 Oct 2004 04:44:03 AM |
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<dGAgd.29551$df2.28624@edtnps89>...
"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, ...
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
Not too bright, are you?
Not too polite, are you?
I said people should be free to worship whatever deity they want, ...
I heard you the first time. Nice show in NY, wasn't it?
US atheists do seem pretty slow on the uptake. How many people have
to die before an atheist notices that some people's views are not the
same as those of others. Only a moron thinks "all religions are the
same."
All the best,
Roger Pearse
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| User: "thomas p" |
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30 Oct 2004 09:39:59 AM |
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On 30 Oct 2004 02:44:03 -0700, (Roger Pearse)
wrote:
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<dGAgd.29551$df2.28624@edtnps89>...
"Roger Pearse" < > wrote in message
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:<_cjgd.20806$df2.13768@edtnps89>...
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, ...
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
Not too bright, are you?
Not too polite, are you?
You are certainly polite and rational implying that Moslem and
terrorist mean the same thing.
I said people should be free to worship whatever deity they want, ...
I heard you the first time. Nice show in NY, wasn't it?
Nice show in Ireland for the past several hundred years. Nice show in
Bosnia and Kosovo. Just loved the performance in Germany.
US atheists do seem pretty slow on the uptake. How many people have
to die before an atheist notices that some people's views are not the
same as those of others. Only a moron thinks "all religions are the
same."
And a bigot does not think at all.
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| User: "Roger Pearse" |
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30 Oct 2004 02:42:11 PM |
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thomas p <thomasagainspam@yahoo.dk> wrote in message news:<mu87o05cp22bp7naqn9qk9f1j98l76gf2p@4ax.com>...
On 30 Oct 2004 02:44:03 -0700, (Roger Pearse)
wrote:
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<dGAgd.29551$df2.28624@edtnps89>...
"Roger Pearse" < > wrote in message
news:3a88eeea.0410291452.5d2ff97e@posting.google.com...
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:<_cjgd.20806$df2.13768@edtnps89>...
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, ...
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
Not too bright, are you?
Not too polite, are you?
You are certainly polite and rational
Indeed I am.
I said people should be free to worship whatever deity they want, ...
I heard you the first time. Nice show in NY, wasn't it?
Nice show in Ireland for the past several hundred years. ...
Well if I were you, I'd stop giving money to those IRA men then.
US atheists do seem pretty slow on the uptake. How many people have
to die before an atheist notices that some people's views are not the
same as those of others. Only a moron thinks "all religions are the
same."
And a bigot does not think at all.
You wicked man. Don't tempt a persistent joker with a 'straight-man'
comment like that. <evil grin>
All the best,
Roger Pearse
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| User: "thomas p" |
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31 Oct 2004 03:57:32 AM |
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On 30 Oct 2004 12:42:11 -0700, (Roger Pearse)
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thomas p <thomasagainspam@yahoo.dk> wrote in message news:<mu87o05cp22bp7naqn9qk9f1j98l76gf2p@4ax.com>...
On 30 Oct 2004 02:44:03 -0700, (Roger Pearse)
wrote:
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<dGAgd.29551$df2.28624@edtnps89>...
"Roger Pearse" < > wrote in message
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:<_cjgd.20806$df2.13768@edtnps89>...
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, ...
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
Not too bright, are you?
Not too polite, are you?
You are certainly polite and rational
Indeed I am.
Wow Roger, I forgot what a dishonest little ***** you were. That was
a cute little cut of my post.
I said people should be free to worship whatever deity they want, ...
I heard you the first time. Nice show in NY, wasn't it?
Nice show in Ireland for the past several hundred years. ...
Well if I were you, I'd stop giving money to those IRA men then.
Since you are unable to respond to what I wrote, it would have been
better to make another dishonest cut - a bigger one than you actually
made that is.
US atheists do seem pretty slow on the uptake. How many people have
to die before an atheist notices that some people's views are not the
same as those of others. Only a moron thinks "all religions are the
same."
And a bigot does not think at all.
You wicked man. Don't tempt a persistent joker with a 'straight-man'
comment like that. <evil grin>
Yes, I agree. You are a dishonest, nasty, evil and pretentious little
*****. You are also a religious bigot guilty of encouraging sectarian
violence.
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| User: "Roger Pearse" |
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02 Nov 2004 11:59:39 AM |
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thomas p <thomasagainspam@yahoo.dk> wrote in message news:<4id9o05en1bc02mchrojepqjd9a7t0lmk1@4ax.com>...
On 30 Oct 2004 12:42:11 -0700, (Roger Pearse)
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thomas p <thomasagainspam@yahoo.dk> wrote in message news:<mu87o05cp22bp7naqn9qk9f1j98l76gf2p@4ax.com>...
On 30 Oct 2004 02:44:03 -0700, (Roger Pearse)
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<dGAgd.29551$df2.28624@edtnps89>...
"Roger Pearse" < > wrote in message
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:<_cjgd.20806$df2.13768@edtnps89>...
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, ...
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
Not too bright, are you?
Not too polite, are you?
You are certainly polite and rational
Indeed I am.
Wow Roger, I forgot what a dishonest little ***** you were. That was
a cute little cut of my post.
Try not to whine when abuse fails -- it's a bit sad.
[abuse snipped]
All the best,
Roger Pearse
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| User: "maf 1029" |
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29 Oct 2004 08:20:42 PM |
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On 29 Oct 2004 15:52:56 -0700, (Roger *****)
wrote:
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
Above abuse by Roger duly noted.
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| User: "Roger Pearse" |
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30 Oct 2004 03:20:48 PM |
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maf 1029 <mark@notantony.cleosplace> wrote in message news:<k2r5o0p6avaa0645rd37tq62ma93dc30el@4ax.com>...
On 29 Oct 2004 15:52:56 -0700, (Roger *****)
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That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
Above abuse by Roger duly noted.
I almost missed this post! But I have a question...
maf 1029 <mark@notantony.cleosplace> wrote in message news:<d0tvn0h7r69drpfftvoksboh46o34862v3@4ax.com>...
"Tacitus, himself, in his own words, admits that his re-recounting of
the alleged event is 3rd-hand."
Hey, little doggie, when are you going to post this bit of Tacitus?
In English!! <chuckle>. Or are you just going to give us a few more
lies? :)
Chop chop!
Oh, and do let me know when you call the police because I call you
'little doggie'...
He who lives by the troll, dies by the troll, eh?
All the best,
Roger Pearse
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| User: "thomas p" |
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30 Oct 2004 09:39:59 AM |
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On 29 Oct 2004 15:52:56 -0700, (Roger Pearse)
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<_cjgd.20806$df2.13768@edtnps89>...
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, ...
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
Another hate-filled bigot for Jesus.
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| User: "Godzillas Egg" |
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30 Oct 2004 02:50:04 AM |
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On 29 Oct 2004 15:52:56 -0700, in article
<3a88eeea.0410291452.5d2ff97e@posting.google.com>
roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk (Roger Pearse) wrote:
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<_cjgd.20806$df2.13768@edtnps89>...
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, ...
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
All the best,
Roger Pearse
Please, name three terrorist acts committed by professed
satanists - or just one.
I'm waiting.
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| User: "Roger Pearse" |
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30 Oct 2004 08:35:24 AM |
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(Godzilla's Egg) wrote in message news:<418347a8.3169324@news.individual.de>...
On 29 Oct 2004 15:52:56 -0700, in article
<3a88eeea.0410291452.5d2ff97e@posting.google.com>
roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk (Roger Pearse) wrote:
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<_cjgd.20806$df2.13768@edtnps89>...
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, ...
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
Please, name three terrorist acts committed by professed
satanists - or just one.
Why?
I'm waiting.
Keep waiting.
All the best,
Roger Pearse
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| User: "maf 1029" |
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30 Oct 2004 07:43:14 AM |
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 07:50:04 GMT, (Godzilla's Egg)
wrote:
On 29 Oct 2004 15:52:56 -0700, in article
<3a88eeea.0410291452.5d2ff97e@posting.google.com>
roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk (Roger Pearse) wrote:
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<_cjgd.20806$df2.13768@edtnps89>...
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, ...
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
All the best,
Roger Pearse
Please, name three terrorist acts committed by professed
satanists - or just one.
I'm waiting.
Anyone who reads knows that Satanists couldn't conspire to order a
pizza, much less commit acts of terrorism.
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| User: "Roger Pearse" |
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30 Oct 2004 03:22:46 PM |
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maf 1029 <mark@notantony.cleosplace> wrote in message news:<j137o0hd58ekik3m291hns59gblvh5e1ch@4ax.com>...
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 07:50:04 GMT, (Godzilla's Egg)
wrote:
On 29 Oct 2004 15:52:56 -0700, in article
<3a88eeea.0410291452.5d2ff97e@posting.google.com>
roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk (Roger Pearse) wrote:
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<_cjgd.20806$df2.13768@edtnps89>...
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free society
people should be free to worship whatever they want, ...
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
All the best,
Roger Pearse
Please, name three terrorist acts committed by professed
satanists - or just one.
I'm waiting.
Anyone who reads knows that Satanists couldn't conspire to order a
pizza, much less commit acts of terrorism.
But, little doggie, one can't believe everything one reads. Some of
it is by you, for instance. Ever found that passage in Tacitus you
were so certain about? <chortle>
All the best,
Roger Pearse
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| User: "wbarwell" |
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30 Oct 2004 04:01:53 PM |
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Roger Pearse wrote:
maf 1029 <mark@notantony.cleosplace> wrote in message
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 07:50:04 GMT, (Godzilla's Egg)
wrote:
On 29 Oct 2004 15:52:56 -0700, in article
<3a88eeea.0410291452.5d2ff97e@posting.google.com>
roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk (Roger Pearse) wrote:
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:<_cjgd.20806$df2.13768@edtnps89>...
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So they should. It's the equivalent to god worship, and in a free
society people should be free to worship whatever they want, ...
That's the spirit! Why should we discriminate against those Moslems
with the bombs? I hope you're prepared to kiss the Koran, infidel.
All the best,
Roger Pearse
Please, name three terrorist acts committed by professed
satanists - or just one.
I'm waiting.
Anyone who reads knows that Satanists couldn't conspire to order a
pizza, much less commit acts of terrorism.
But, little doggie, one can't believe everything one reads. Some of
it is by you, for instance. Ever found that passage in Tacitus you
were so certain about? <chortle>
All the best,
Roger Pearse
We find Tacitus didn't seem to realize Chrestus
was not Jesus's name. Its obvious he was't deeply
versed in any of this.
Which was the point, he wasn't exactly a good
witness to show anything certain about Jesus
as an outside witness to the claimed happenings
of the gospels with their silly contradictions and
tall tails, lies and fales prophecies.
Had he know, I expect he'd have much to say
about the lack of intelligence about these claims.
--
Kerry - two medals a silver and bronze star.
Bush? Well they don't give medals
for going AWOL, missing your medical and
getting grounded or falling off of a bar stool.
Kerry - a hero, Bush - a zero
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "raven1" |
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28 Oct 2004 11:37:33 PM |
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On 28 Oct 2004 20:44:14 -0700, (Words of
Truth) wrote:
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
SFW? They should allow people to worship Binky the Wonder Carrot if
that's what turns them on. Neither that nor Satanism is any more or
less silly than Christianity
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| User: "Philippic" |
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| Title: Re: From The Darkest Europe: Royal Navy To Allow Devil Worship |
29 Oct 2004 02:37:59 AM |
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"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:ogi3o019sadlm11v3h04kkvmm64jbfovcf@4ax.com...
On 28 Oct 2004 20:44:14 -0700, (Words of
Truth) wrote:
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
SFW? They should allow people to worship Binky the Wonder Carrot if
that's what turns them on.
BLASPHEMER!!! Remember that the name of His Rootiness *may not be written or
spoken directly*, but must have its vowels removed in order to preserve His
Sanctity and Divine Mystery!! Remember, too, that He died for us - and then,
being biennial, He rose again less than six months later (with liberal
application of compost and some diligent watering) and *died for us all over
again*...
And do we not read (in the Book of Produce):
"Consider the stem. It toils not; neither does it reap. Yet it still bears a
nestlike umbel of white or pinkish flowers, the central flower of each
umbelet often being purple."
And in the Gospel According to Julienne:
"Verily I say unto thee that the fruit consisteth of two one-seeded nutlets,
each of which has four rows of radiating spines, which cause the ripe seeds
to cling to animals and thus to be dispersed to new locations."
Amen.
All hail *Bnk th Wndr Crrt*: all Honour and Blessings be upon Him!!
Now recite the Larder's Prayer in order to expiate your sin:
"Our Vegetable,
Who art in salads,
'Daucus carota' be thy name... [etc]"
Apiaceae be unto you.
Philippic
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| User: "Lisbeth Andersson" |
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| Title: Re: From The Darkest Europe: Royal Navy To Allow Devil Worship |
29 Oct 2004 12:10:56 PM |
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"Philippic" <oilyresidue@oily.com> wrote in message news:<rrmgd.119$NM.38@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net>...
"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
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On 28 Oct 2004 20:44:14 -0700, (Words of
Truth) wrote:
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
SFW? They should allow people to worship Binky the Wonder Carrot if
that's what turns them on.
<...>
And in the Gospel According to Julienne:
<...>
ROFLMAO!
Was that on purpose? I'll calculate the odds of choosing that
particular name at random when I've stopped laughing.
Lisbeth
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The day I don't learn anything new is the day I die.
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| User: "Philippic" |
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| Title: Re: From The Darkest Europe: Royal Navy To Allow Devil Worship |
29 Oct 2004 02:25:37 PM |
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"Lisbeth Andersson" <lisand@bredband.net> wrote in message
news:ac412eb2.0410290910.57137b25@posting.google.com...
"Philippic" <oilyresidue@oily.com> wrote in message
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"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:ogi3o019sadlm11v3h04kkvmm64jbfovcf@4ax.com...
On 28 Oct 2004 20:44:14 -0700, (Words of
Truth) wrote:
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
SFW? They should allow people to worship Binky the Wonder Carrot if
that's what turns them on.
<...>
And in the Gospel According to Julienne:
<...>
ROFLMAO!
Was that on purpose?
Of course! I was going to write 'Julienne of Norwich', but I thought the
obscurity would dilute the gag...
Glad you enjoyed it!
Philippic
P.S. Gabrielle is right
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| User: "Olrik" |
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| Title: Re: From The Darkest Europe: Royal Navy To Allow Devil Worship |
30 Oct 2004 12:16:40 AM |
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Philippic wrote:
"Lisbeth Andersson" <lisand@bredband.net> wrote in message
news:ac412eb2.0410290910.57137b25@posting.google.com...
"Philippic" <oilyresidue@oily.com> wrote in message
news:<rrmgd.119$NM.38@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net>...
"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:ogi3o019sadlm11v3h04kkvmm64jbfovcf@4ax.com...
On 28 Oct 2004 20:44:14 -0700, (Words of
Truth) wrote:
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
SFW? They should allow people to worship Binky the Wonder Carrot if
that's what turns them on.
<...>
And in the Gospel According to Julienne:
<...>
ROFLMAO!
Was that on purpose?
Of course! I was going to write 'Julienne of Norwich', but I thought the
obscurity would dilute the gag...
Drat! I thought it was a reference to my favourite cut of fries. Gosh darn!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Philippic
P.S. Gabrielle is right
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "maf 1029" |
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| Title: Re: From The Darkest Europe: Royal Navy To Allow Devil Worship |
29 Oct 2004 08:19:37 PM |
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On 28 Oct 2004 20:44:14 -0700, (Words of
Truth) wrote:
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
So? It's a by-product of Christianity anyway, since Satan was invented
by Christianity.
NB: Satan is one of the 5 gods acknowledged by the followers of this
monotheistic religion.
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| User: "John Popelish" |
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| Title: Re: From The Darkest Europe: Royal Navy To Allow Devil Worship |
29 Oct 2004 09:51:31 AM |
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Words of Truth wrote:
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
Sunday, October 24, 2004
LONDON, England (CNN) -- A devil-worshipping sailor in the Royal Navy
has become the first registered Satanist in the British Armed Forces.
(snip)
What is your reaction to this news?
--
John Popelish
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| User: "Clayton Insert Pop Culture Pun Here" |
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| Title: Re: From The Darkest Europe: Royal Navy To Allow Devil Worship |
29 Oct 2004 05:58:31 PM |
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Words of Truth wrote:
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
Sunday, October 24, 2004
LONDON, England (CNN) -- A devil-worshipping sailor in the Royal Navy
has become the first registered Satanist in the British Armed Forces.
The moron doesn't even know the difference between Satanism and Devil
Worship!
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: From The Darkest Europe: Royal Navy To Allow Devil Worship |
29 Oct 2004 08:14:00 AM |
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Words of Truth wrote:
Royal Navy to allow devil worship
/shrug War is hell. What do you expect, that only devout servants of the
Prince of Peace should be allowed to murder the infidel?
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"Vote for John Kerry. He's by no means the
Messiah, but at least he's not the Antichrist."
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