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"DanielSan" |
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26 Jan 2008 02:40:19 AM |
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Fun thing to do at a Christian's house |
If you're forced to spend time with a Christian in their house (family
reunion or something) and this Christian is similar to the Christians we
get in AA, I came up with a fun thing to do to mess with their minds:
Take a packet of cherry Kool-Aid with you to the house. Later, go to
the bathroom and empty the Kool-Aid into the tank (make sure you're done
with the toilet if need be), then nonchalantly exit the bathroom.
Next time the Christian flushes, the toilet bowl will fill with the red
Kool-Aid. Exodus 7:20
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* free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of *
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Fun thing to do at a Christian's house |
27 Jan 2008 02:10:44 PM |
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"DanielSan" <danielsan1977@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:8JWdncXvuM_ubAfanZ2dnUVZ_u-unZ2d@comcast.com...
If you're forced to spend time with a Christian in their house (family
reunion or something) and this Christian is similar to the Christians we
get in AA, I came up with a fun thing to do to mess with their minds:
Take a packet of cherry Kool-Aid with you to the house. Later, go to the
bathroom and empty the Kool-Aid into the tank (make sure you're done with
the toilet if need be), then nonchalantly exit the bathroom.
Next time the Christian flushes, the toilet bowl will fill with the red
Kool-Aid. Exodus 7:20
Except that none of the christians I know have read the bible and
consequently wouldn't get it ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Fun thing to do at a Christian's house |
27 Jan 2008 06:13:38 PM |
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On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:10:44 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"DanielSan" <danielsan1977@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:8JWdncXvuM_ubAfanZ2dnUVZ_u-unZ2d@comcast.com...
If you're forced to spend time with a Christian in their house (family
reunion or something) and this Christian is similar to the Christians we
get in AA, I came up with a fun thing to do to mess with their minds:
Take a packet of cherry Kool-Aid with you to the house. Later, go to the
bathroom and empty the Kool-Aid into the tank (make sure you're done with
the toilet if need be), then nonchalantly exit the bathroom.
Next time the Christian flushes, the toilet bowl will fill with the red
Kool-Aid. Exodus 7:20
Except that none of the christians I know have read the bible and
consequently wouldn't get it ;)
Exactly my observation as well.
If they read (and more importantly understood) their book of blood,
the non-retarded amongst them would cease to be Christians forthwith.
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: Fun thing to do at a Christian's house |
27 Jan 2008 02:42:13 PM |
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Robibnikoff said the following on 1/27/2008 12:10 PM:
"DanielSan" <danielsan1977@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:8JWdncXvuM_ubAfanZ2dnUVZ_u-unZ2d@comcast.com...
If you're forced to spend time with a Christian in their house (family
reunion or something) and this Christian is similar to the Christians we
get in AA, I came up with a fun thing to do to mess with their minds:
Take a packet of cherry Kool-Aid with you to the house. Later, go to the
bathroom and empty the Kool-Aid into the tank (make sure you're done with
the toilet if need be), then nonchalantly exit the bathroom.
Next time the Christian flushes, the toilet bowl will fill with the red
Kool-Aid. Exodus 7:20
Except that none of the christians I know have read the bible and
consequently wouldn't get it ;)
"Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly.
Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody
is a theology scholar." --Metatron, Alan Rickman, Dogma (1999)
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
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* "I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act *
* of the whole American people which declared that *
* their legislature should make no law respecting *
* an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the *
* free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of *
* separation between church and state." *
* --Thomas Jefferson, 1802 *
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Fun thing to do at a Christian's house |
27 Jan 2008 04:48:00 PM |
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"DanielSan" <danielsan1977@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:566dnWe5rMeGcQHanZ2dnUVZ_rHinZ2d@comcast.com...
Robibnikoff said the following on 1/27/2008 12:10 PM:
"DanielSan" <danielsan1977@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:8JWdncXvuM_ubAfanZ2dnUVZ_u-unZ2d@comcast.com...
If you're forced to spend time with a Christian in their house (family
reunion or something) and this Christian is similar to the Christians we
get in AA, I came up with a fun thing to do to mess with their minds:
Take a packet of cherry Kool-Aid with you to the house. Later, go to
the bathroom and empty the Kool-Aid into the tank (make sure you're done
with the toilet if need be), then nonchalantly exit the bathroom.
Next time the Christian flushes, the toilet bowl will fill with the red
Kool-Aid. Exodus 7:20
Except that none of the christians I know have read the bible and
consequently wouldn't get it ;)
"Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly.
Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is
a theology scholar." --Metatron, Alan Rickman, Dogma (1999)
LOL - I love that movie ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Fun thing to do at a Christian's house |
26 Jan 2008 03:07:48 AM |
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On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:40:19 -0800, DanielSan
<danielsan1977@gmail.com> wrote:
If you're forced to spend time with a Christian in their house (family
reunion or something) and this Christian is similar to the Christians we
get in AA, I came up with a fun thing to do to mess with their minds:
Take a packet of cherry Kool-Aid with you to the house. Later, go to
the bathroom and empty the Kool-Aid into the tank (make sure you're done
with the toilet if need be), then nonchalantly exit the bathroom.
Next time the Christian flushes, the toilet bowl will fill with the red
Kool-Aid. Exodus 7:20
And what makes you think that they have even glanced at that passage?
A page torn from their family babble and adhered with wrigley's gum to
the cistern would provide a grand aide-memoire.
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: Fun thing to do at a Christian's house |
26 Jan 2008 11:24:16 AM |
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Michael Gray said the following on 1/26/2008 1:07 AM:
On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:40:19 -0800, DanielSan
<danielsan1977@gmail.com> wrote:
If you're forced to spend time with a Christian in their house (family
reunion or something) and this Christian is similar to the Christians we
get in AA, I came up with a fun thing to do to mess with their minds:
Take a packet of cherry Kool-Aid with you to the house. Later, go to
the bathroom and empty the Kool-Aid into the tank (make sure you're done
with the toilet if need be), then nonchalantly exit the bathroom.
Next time the Christian flushes, the toilet bowl will fill with the red
Kool-Aid. Exodus 7:20
And what makes you think that they have even glanced at that passage?
Well, it was in that Charleton Heston movie... ;-)
A page torn from their family babble and adhered with wrigley's gum to
the cistern would provide a grand aide-memoire.
*shrug*
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
*--------------------------------------------------*
* "I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act *
* of the whole American people which declared that *
* their legislature should make no law respecting *
* an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the *
* free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of *
* separation between church and state." *
* --Thomas Jefferson, 1802 *
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Fun thing to do at a Christian's house |
26 Jan 2008 12:08:37 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, DanielSan <danielsan1977@gmail.com> bloodied
us up with this:
If you're forced to spend time with a Christian in their house (family
reunion or something) and this Christian is similar to the Christians we
get in AA, I came up with a fun thing to do to mess with their minds:
Take a packet of cherry Kool-Aid with you to the house. Later, go to
the bathroom and empty the Kool-Aid into the tank (make sure you're done
with the toilet if need be), then nonchalantly exit the bathroom.
Next time the Christian flushes, the toilet bowl will fill with the red
Kool-Aid. Exodus 7:20
If money's not a factor, empty a case of wine into the tank.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: Fun thing to do at a Christian's house |
26 Jan 2008 10:34:58 PM |
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"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9A31673D5E35Evicman@207.115.33.102...
One fine day in alt.atheism, DanielSan <danielsan1977@gmail.com> bloodied
us up with this:
If you're forced to spend time with a Christian in their house (family
reunion or something) and this Christian is similar to the Christians we
get in AA, I came up with a fun thing to do to mess with their minds:
Take a packet of cherry Kool-Aid with you to the house. Later, go to
the bathroom and empty the Kool-Aid into the tank (make sure you're done
with the toilet if need be), then nonchalantly exit the bathroom.
Next time the Christian flushes, the toilet bowl will fill with the red
Kool-Aid. Exodus 7:20
If money's not a factor, empty a case of wine into the tank.
It's a miracle! It's a miracle! The water's turned to wine, I tell you!
Cheapskate version...Red food dye and a bottle of methylated spirits.
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Fun thing to do at a Christian's house |
26 Jan 2008 05:08:12 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 18:08:37 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, DanielSan <danielsan1977@gmail.com> bloodied
us up with this:
If you're forced to spend time with a Christian in their house (family
reunion or something) and this Christian is similar to the Christians we
get in AA, I came up with a fun thing to do to mess with their minds:
Take a packet of cherry Kool-Aid with you to the house. Later, go to
the bathroom and empty the Kool-Aid into the tank (make sure you're done
with the toilet if need be), then nonchalantly exit the bathroom.
Next time the Christian flushes, the toilet bowl will fill with the red
Kool-Aid. Exodus 7:20
If money's not a factor, empty a case of wine into the tank.
It'd be cheaper to go to an abbatoir and get a gallon of cow's blood.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Fun thing to do at a Christian's house |
26 Jan 2008 07:59:42 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
bloodied us up with this:
On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 18:08:37 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, DanielSan <danielsan1977@gmail.com>
bloodied us up with this:
If you're forced to spend time with a Christian in their house
(family reunion or something) and this Christian is similar to the
Christians we get in AA, I came up with a fun thing to do to mess
with their minds:
Take a packet of cherry Kool-Aid with you to the house. Later, go
to the bathroom and empty the Kool-Aid into the tank (make sure
you're done with the toilet if need be), then nonchalantly exit the
bathroom.
Next time the Christian flushes, the toilet bowl will fill with the
red Kool-Aid. Exodus 7:20
If money's not a factor, empty a case of wine into the tank.
It'd be cheaper to go to an abbatoir and get a gallon of cow's blood.
Yeah, but how would you smuggle that into the house?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Fun thing to do at a Christian's house |
26 Jan 2008 11:19:00 PM |
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On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 01:59:42 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
bloodied us up with this:
On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 18:08:37 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, DanielSan <danielsan1977@gmail.com>
bloodied us up with this:
If you're forced to spend time with a Christian in their house
(family reunion or something) and this Christian is similar to the
Christians we get in AA, I came up with a fun thing to do to mess
with their minds:
Take a packet of cherry Kool-Aid with you to the house. Later, go
to the bathroom and empty the Kool-Aid into the tank (make sure
you're done with the toilet if need be), then nonchalantly exit the
bathroom.
Next time the Christian flushes, the toilet bowl will fill with the
red Kool-Aid. Exodus 7:20
If money's not a factor, empty a case of wine into the tank.
It'd be cheaper to go to an abbatoir and get a gallon of cow's blood.
Yeah, but how would you smuggle that into the house?
In a Cow, of course, silly!
(Oh, I forgot. You are not in Australia)
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Fun thing to do at a Christian's house |
26 Jan 2008 11:53:33 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> bloodied
us up with this:
On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 01:59:42 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
bloodied us up with this:
On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 18:08:37 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, DanielSan <danielsan1977@gmail.com>
bloodied us up with this:
If you're forced to spend time with a Christian in their house
(family reunion or something) and this Christian is similar to the
Christians we get in AA, I came up with a fun thing to do to mess
with their minds:
Take a packet of cherry Kool-Aid with you to the house. Later, go
to the bathroom and empty the Kool-Aid into the tank (make sure
you're done with the toilet if need be), then nonchalantly exit the
bathroom.
Next time the Christian flushes, the toilet bowl will fill with the
red Kool-Aid. Exodus 7:20
If money's not a factor, empty a case of wine into the tank.
It'd be cheaper to go to an abbatoir and get a gallon of cow's blood.
Yeah, but how would you smuggle that into the house?
In a Cow, of course, silly!
(Oh, I forgot. You are not in Australia)
Oh my! No, I'm in the Los Angeles, CA, USA area. Cows are usually found
in the meat department of the local grocery. Cows' blood would have to
be collected by a good friend who works at Stuart Anderson's.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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