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"J Forbes" |
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02 May 2005 11:05:58 PM |
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fun with oxymorons |
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
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Jim
Visit the Selectric Typewriter Museum!
http://www.selectric.org
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| Title: Re: fun with oxymorons |
03 May 2005 12:27:15 AM |
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"J Forbes" <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
Human Resources (where they are neither human
nor a resource)
User friendly
Convenient self-service
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| User: "Clayton...Barber Responsible For The Lunatic Fringe" |
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| Title: Re: fun with oxymorons |
05 May 2005 01:47:30 AM |
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"J Forbes" <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
Uniting Church!
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| User: "stoney" |
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06 May 2005 05:06:29 PM |
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On Thu, 5 May 2005 16:47:30 +1000, "Clayton...Barber Responsible For
The Lunatic Fringe" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote:
"J Forbes" <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
Uniting Church!
United States.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Ike" |
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| Title: Re: fun with oxymorons |
03 May 2005 07:08:09 AM |
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"J Forbes" <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
Flower Power
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| User: "Frank J Warner" |
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| Title: Re: fun with oxymorons |
03 May 2005 07:56:01 AM |
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In article <GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net>, J
Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
Not to be a spoil-sport, but . . .
http://www.oxymoronlist.com/
-Frank
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Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: fun with oxymorons |
03 May 2005 07:49:58 PM |
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J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
ClearChannel Communications
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Tesserasshole: When someone is such an ***** that he stretches into the
Fourth Dimension. (D. C. Davis)
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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| Title: Re: fun with oxymorons |
04 May 2005 12:59:19 AM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
ClearChannel Communications
lol!
--
Jim
Visit the Selectric Typewriter Museum!
http://www.selectric.org
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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04 May 2005 06:03:22 PM |
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J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:XwZde.6539$BE3.347@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net:
Doc Smartass wrote:
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
ClearChannel Communications
lol!
I forgot one:
Federal Communications Commission
(should be Federal Censorship Commission)
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Tesserasshole: When someone is such an ***** that he stretches into the
Fourth Dimension. (D. C. Davis)
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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04 May 2005 07:34:16 PM |
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Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns964CB81052566askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18:
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:XwZde.6539$BE3.347@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net:
Doc Smartass wrote:
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
ClearChannel Communications
lol!
I forgot one:
Federal Communications Commission
(should be Federal Censorship Commission)
Campaign Finance Reform
Congressional Ethics Committee
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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05 May 2005 08:10:15 AM |
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On Wed, 4 May 2005 18:03:22 -0500, Doc Smartass wrote
(in article <Xns964CB81052566askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>):
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:XwZde.6539$BE3.347@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net:
Doc Smartass wrote:
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
ClearChannel Communications
lol!
I forgot one:
Federal Communications Commission
(should be Federal Censorship Commission)
How about one from one of our own little trolls?
"objective moral facts"
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Head up my *****, indeed. I mean look! I can see the Islets of Langerhans from
here!"--Uncle Dollar Bill
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: fun with oxymorons |
05 May 2005 06:50:02 PM |
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Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in
news:0001HW.BE9F856700473264F0284550@news.central.cox.net:
On Wed, 4 May 2005 18:03:22 -0500, Doc Smartass wrote
(in article <Xns964CB81052566askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>):
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:XwZde.6539$BE3.347@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net:
Doc Smartass wrote:
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
ClearChannel Communications
lol!
I forgot one:
Federal Communications Commission
(should be Federal Censorship Commission)
How about one from one of our own little trolls?
"objective moral facts"
"Revealed Truth"
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Tesserasshole: When someone is such an ***** that he stretches into the
Fourth Dimension. (D. C. Davis)
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: fun with oxymorons |
06 May 2005 05:06:08 PM |
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On Thu, 05 May 2005 23:50:02 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in
news:0001HW.BE9F856700473264F0284550@news.central.cox.net:
On Wed, 4 May 2005 18:03:22 -0500, Doc Smartass wrote
(in article <Xns964CB81052566askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>):
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:XwZde.6539$BE3.347@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net:
Doc Smartass wrote:
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
ClearChannel Communications
lol!
I forgot one:
Federal Communications Commission
(should be Federal Censorship Commission)
How about one from one of our own little trolls?
"objective moral facts"
"Revealed Truth"
which has hairy legs and is wearing a raincoat although the sun is
shining with not a cloud in the sky.....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Walter Bushell" |
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| Title: Re: fun with oxymorons |
06 May 2005 05:43:12 PM |
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In article <ahqn71lu4r9plk7pg72fufmvdm8p1jt2di@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 05 May 2005 23:50:02 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in
news:0001HW.BE9F856700473264F0284550@news.central.cox.net:
On Wed, 4 May 2005 18:03:22 -0500, Doc Smartass wrote
(in article <Xns964CB81052566askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>):
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:XwZde.6539$BE3.347@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net:
Doc Smartass wrote:
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
ClearChannel Communications
lol!
I forgot one:
Federal Communications Commission
(should be Federal Censorship Commission)
How about one from one of our own little trolls?
"objective moral facts"
"Revealed Truth"
which has hairy legs and is wearing a raincoat although the sun is
shining with not a cloud in the sky.....
"Revealed Truth" is a flasher?
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Guns don't kill people; automobiles kill people.
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| User: "stoney" |
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07 May 2005 09:50:13 PM |
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On Fri, 06 May 2005 18:43:12 -0400, Walter Bushell <proto@panix.com>
wrote:
In article <ahqn71lu4r9plk7pg72fufmvdm8p1jt2di@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 05 May 2005 23:50:02 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in
news:0001HW.BE9F856700473264F0284550@news.central.cox.net:
On Wed, 4 May 2005 18:03:22 -0500, Doc Smartass wrote
(in article <Xns964CB81052566askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>):
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:XwZde.6539$BE3.347@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net:
Doc Smartass wrote:
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
ClearChannel Communications
lol!
I forgot one:
Federal Communications Commission
(should be Federal Censorship Commission)
How about one from one of our own little trolls?
"objective moral facts"
"Revealed Truth"
which has hairy legs and is wearing a raincoat although the sun is
shining with not a cloud in the sky.....
"Revealed Truth" is a flasher?
Terminal *****/*****
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "stoney" |
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06 May 2005 05:05:06 PM |
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On Wed, 04 May 2005 05:59:19 GMT, J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm>
wrote:
Doc Smartass wrote:
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
ClearChannel Communications
political reality
christian morality
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "johac" |
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08 May 2005 06:33:57 PM |
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In article <lfqn715ate52379fmrfi0jarnj7o71gjef@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Wed, 04 May 2005 05:59:19 GMT, J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm>
wrote:
Doc Smartass wrote:
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
ClearChannel Communications
political reality
christian morality
Religious Right
Holy Bible
Good God
Free Press(USA)
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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10 May 2005 10:36:33 AM |
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On Sun, 08 May 2005 16:33:57 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <lfqn715ate52379fmrfi0jarnj7o71gjef@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Wed, 04 May 2005 05:59:19 GMT, J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm>
wrote:
Doc Smartass wrote:
J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in
news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
ClearChannel Communications
political reality
christian morality
Religious Right
Holy Bible
Good God
Free Press(USA)
Educated populace.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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03 May 2005 05:27:48 AM |
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J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote in news:GMCde.3631$HL2.1132
@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
Loving God
Good Christian
Mother Theresa's compassion
Microsoft security
Virgin Mother
religious right (They are neither. Does that count?)
there are too many more.
rj
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"I'm an atheist, thank God." - Dave Allen
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| User: "Martin" |
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03 May 2005 02:51:23 AM |
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J Forbes wrote:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
Socialist Worker
Police Intelligence
--
Don't get mad, get even.
Visit http://www.interhead.org
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03 May 2005 08:41:26 AM |
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J Forbes wrote:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
United Methodist
JM
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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02 May 2005 11:37:01 PM |
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On 02 May 2005, J Forbes dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
Military Intelligence
Rap Music
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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03 May 2005 03:54:19 PM |
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On 02 May 2005, J Forbes dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
creation science
easy payment
post-death experience
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Brian E. Clark
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03 May 2005 08:03:40 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 02 May 2005, J Forbes dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
Military Intelligence
Rap Music
I'll drink to that!
Denny
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Guardian Pegasus" |
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03 May 2005 03:54:37 AM |
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On Tue, 03 May 2005 04:05:58 GMT, J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm>
wrote:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
Microsoft works
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03 May 2005 04:35:26 PM |
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On Tue, 03 May 2005 04:05:58 GMT, J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm>
wrote:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
Military Intelligence
TheRain
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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04 May 2005 09:19:06 AM |
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On Tue, 03 May 2005 04:05:58 GMT, J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
Common Sense.
It is far from common, and most of what passes for it, don't make much sense.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling Like any opinion stated here
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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| User: "AZ Nomad" |
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03 May 2005 08:27:17 PM |
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On Tue, 03 May 2005 04:05:58 GMT, J Forbes <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> wrote:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
military intelligence
peace-keeper missile
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03 May 2005 03:31:43 AM |
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Recently, J Forbes shared the following :
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
religious right
reality TV
--
Tom 0
aa #2134 a-vet #20
Mercenary Chef
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03 May 2005 01:10:57 AM |
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The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood J Forbes
<jforbspam@fastmail.fm>,who intoned thus:
a few of my old favorites:
honest politician
happily married
jumbo shrimp
religious truth
devout atheist
what are some of yours?
Religious tolerance.
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
Due to be prayed for by Gastrich 11.3.2011
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| User: "Radical aeasterbunnyist" |
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03 May 2005 04:13:25 AM |
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Voice of Truth international Church.
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
Due to be prayed for by Gastrich 11.3.2011
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| User: "Niels van der Linden" |
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03 May 2005 08:19:00 AM |
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afterlife
eternal heaven
loving god
now
longterm planning
timeless truths
catholic leader
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