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"Vic Sagerquist" |
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10 Apr 2004 10:55:21 PM |
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Fundy Fun |
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood fundy
that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife drove by
slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was
gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
--Timothy Jones
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
11 Apr 2004 01:41:44 AM |
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In article <Xns94C7D4F9AD5C9vicman@216.148.227.77>,
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood fundy
that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife drove by
slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was
gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
He was probably walking up and down the streets trying to find a proper
temple.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
11 Apr 2004 04:41:14 AM |
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In article <Xns94C7D4F9AD5C9vicman@216.148.227.77>,
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood fundy
that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife drove by
slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was
gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
I would have used some other deity's name for a drive-by like that.
After all Zeus sounds pretty darn close to Jee-zeus. Maybe Odin. Or
Athena. Just a thought...
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
11 Apr 2004 10:08:47 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com>,
Message ID: <Xns94C7D4F9AD5C9vicman@216.148.227.77> wrote in
alt.atheism;
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood fundy
that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife drove by
slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was
gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
Nah, bet he parted the cheeks of a local boy.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Harry Callahan" |
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
10 Apr 2004 11:25:41 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood fundy
that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife drove by
slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was
gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"? That
lucky lady, you must make her proud.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
11 Apr 2004 04:43:35 PM |
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Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood fundy
that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife drove by
slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was
gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"? That
lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk without
drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you pus-ridden twit.
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
11 Apr 2004 05:03:17 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood
fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife
drove by slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves
You!" He was gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was
praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"?
That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk
without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you pus-ridden
twit.
<sniff>
....my hero....
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
______________
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
--Timothy Jones
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
11 Apr 2004 06:22:43 PM |
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(Vic Sagerquist) wrote in
news:94C895A3Evicman@127.0.0.1:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood
fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife
drove by slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves
You!" He was gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was
praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"?
That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk
without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you pus-ridden
twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
I'm nowhere near Stix for command of raw invective. :)
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
11 Apr 2004 06:30:42 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist) wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood
fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife
drove by slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves
You!" He was gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was
praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"?
That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk
without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you pus-ridden
twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
This just keeps getting worse.
Do you realize that you have chosen a bass player as a hero?
You should have discussed your opinion with a couple of drummers
before you posted it.
Hey Doc :-)
How's your life going?
<And your website?>
atheist@home#1554
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
11 Apr 2004 07:25:56 PM |
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wrote in news:m6lj70hgv6r0s35pdhg4ua3orntlg7ffgg@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist) wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood
fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife
drove by slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves
You!" He was gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was
praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"?
That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk
without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you pus-ridden
twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
This just keeps getting worse.
Do you realize that you have chosen a bass player as a hero?
Better than a keyboard player! 8-0
You should have discussed your opinion with a couple of drummers
before you posted it.
It takes that many to lock the tempo in *rimshot*
Hey Doc :-)
'sup?
How's your life going?
Busy as hell...and making $$$! And sleepy!
<And your website?>
I still haven't done a thing with the Fort Pickens part of it; but the
existing one is at:
http://bellsouthpwp.net/g/e/gekido/index.html
I haven't scanned the pics in for Sunny, either--but then I haven't put the
scanner in and haven't installed the FTP program :/
AND...since I'm going to bed early, tonight's not lookin' good 8-D
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
11 Apr 2004 09:52:57 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 00:25:56 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
atheist@home.com wrote in news:m6lj70hgv6r0s35pdhg4ua3orntlg7ffgg@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist) wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood
fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife
drove by slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves
You!" He was gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was
praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"?
That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk
without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you pus-ridden
twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
This just keeps getting worse.
Do you realize that you have chosen a bass player as a hero?
Better than a keyboard player! 8-0
Whoa now.
I just bought a new keyboard it's a...hold on while I check out the
brand...
It's a Casio.
Got buttons on that you can push and it plays it's own music.
Keeps me from having to learn to do it myself.
You should have discussed your opinion with a couple of drummers
before you posted it.
It takes that many to lock the tempo in *rimshot*
Lol!
Hey Doc :-)
'sup?
How's your life going?
Busy as hell...and making $$$! And sleepy!
Good about the money and I hope it's a soft, pleasant, safe and fuzzy
sleepy.
<And your website?>
I still haven't done a thing with the Fort Pickens part of it; but the
existing one is at:
http://bellsouthpwp.net/g/e/gekido/index.html
Lol!
I haven't scanned the pics in for Sunny, either--but then I haven't put the
scanner in and haven't installed the FTP program :/
Isn't that sort of redundant, repetative I mean.. the F**k The Progam
thing?
Isn't that what the FTP means?
Why the p at the end and "program" to follow?
See what I'm saying here?
Anyway there isn't anything lazy about you eh? ;-)
AND...since I'm going to bed early, tonight's not lookin' good 8-D
I hope you sleep well my friend.
Nite :-)
atheist@home#1554
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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12 Apr 2004 09:27:57 PM |
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wrote in
news:f5tj70pn5nahf577s0lr8t85hlquk8t4tr@4ax.com:
On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 00:25:56 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
wrote in
news:m6lj70hgv6r0s35pdhg4ua3orntlg7ffgg@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist) wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood
fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My
wife drove by slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus
Loves You!" He was gone on the way back from the store. Maybe
he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the
window of their car, and then feels the need to post about their
"fundy fun"? That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk
without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you
pus-ridden twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
This just keeps getting worse.
Do you realize that you have chosen a bass player as a hero?
Better than a keyboard player! 8-0
Whoa now.
I just bought a new keyboard it's a...hold on while I check out the
brand...
It's a Casio.
Got buttons on that you can push and it plays it's own music.
Keeps me from having to learn to do it myself.
You still hafta push those buttons--there's a risk of repetative motion
injury!
There oughta be a law!
You should have discussed your opinion with a couple of drummers
before you posted it.
It takes that many to lock the tempo in *rimshot*
Lol!
I remember this article in Guitar Player in the late '80s on how to use a
wah-wah pedal. The author had a dig in it: "The key to useing a wah pedal
is developing independence of motion so that you can have your hands and
foot all doing different things at the same time. It sounds hard, but hey!
If a _drummer_ can do it..."
Will the rivalry ever cease?
Hey Doc :-)
'sup?
How's your life going?
Busy as hell...and making $$$! And sleepy!
Good about the money and I hope it's a soft, pleasant, safe and fuzzy
sleepy.
So far...but I'm so used to staying up till 4 or 5 in the morning that this
"in bed by midnight" stuff is wearing me out. How long does it take to
adapt from "geek lag" ?
<And your website?>
I still haven't done a thing with the Fort Pickens part of it; but the
existing one is at:
http://bellsouthpwp.net/g/e/gekido/index.html
Lol!
That'll be the address for the Fort Pickens stuff, once I upload it.
I haven't scanned the pics in for Sunny, either--but then I haven't
put the scanner in and haven't installed the FTP program :/
Isn't that sort of redundant, repetative I mean.. the F**k The Progam
thing?
Isn't that what the FTP means?
Why the p at the end and "program" to follow?
See what I'm saying here?
"File Transfer Protocol" ;p
Anyway there isn't anything lazy about you eh? ;-)
I only did my taxes 36 hours ago. Only took 10 minutes. I need some
Procrastinol or something.
Maybe later. ;)
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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| User: "stoney" |
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12 Apr 2004 05:52:51 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist), Message ID: <94C895A3Evicman@127.0.0.1> wrote in
alt.atheism;
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood
fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife
drove by slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves
You!" He was gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was
praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"?
That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk
without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you pus-ridden
twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
You forgot to take him in your arms and give him a big kiss..........
::::FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE"""""""""""""""" :))
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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12 Apr 2004 09:28:35 PM |
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stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:2d7m701ods7qufh8ud465t6h07ko4aks2r@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist), Message ID: <94C895A3Evicman@127.0.0.1> wrote in
alt.atheism;
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood
fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife
drove by slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves
You!" He was gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was
praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"?
That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk
without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you pus-ridden
twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
You forgot to take him in your arms and give him a big kiss..........
::::FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE"""""""""""""""" :))
/me snags Stoney by the nape of the neck.
Hey, Robyn! I got him!
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
13 Apr 2004 09:44:21 AM |
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In article <Xns94C9DC1C89022askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass says...
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:2d7m701ods7qufh8ud465t6h07ko4aks2r@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist), Message ID: <94C895A3Evicman@127.0.0.1> wrote in
alt.atheism;
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood
fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife
drove by slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves
You!" He was gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was
praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"?
That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk
without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you pus-ridden
twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
You forgot to take him in your arms and give him a big kiss..........
::::FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE"""""""""""""""" :))
/me snags Stoney by the nape of the neck.
Hey, Robyn! I got him!
Excellent! Hold on while I get my billy club! ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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13 Apr 2004 10:16:24 PM |
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Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in
news:91Tec.1216$H4.70@www.newsranger.com:
In article <Xns94C9DC1C89022askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass says...
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:2d7m701ods7qufh8ud465t6h07ko4aks2r@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist), Message ID: <94C895A3Evicman@127.0.0.1> wrote in
alt.atheism;
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood
fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My
wife drove by slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus
Loves You!" He was gone on the way back from the store. Maybe
he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the
window of their car, and then feels the need to post about their
"fundy fun"? That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk
without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you
pus-ridden twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
You forgot to take him in your arms and give him a big
kiss..........
::::FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE"""""""""""""""" :))
/me snags Stoney by the nape of the neck.
Hey, Robyn! I got him!
Excellent! Hold on while I get my billy club! ;)
Sorry, Stoney...no catch-and-release here!
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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13 Apr 2004 04:19:29 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 02:28:35 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>, Message ID:
<Xns94C9DC1C89022askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> wrote in alt.atheism;
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:2d7m701ods7qufh8ud465t6h07ko4aks2r@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist), Message ID: <94C895A3Evicman@127.0.0.1> wrote in
alt.atheism;
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood
fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife
drove by slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves
You!" He was gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was
praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"?
That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk
without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you pus-ridden
twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
You forgot to take him in your arms and give him a big kiss..........
::::FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE"""""""""""""""" :))
/me snags Stoney by the nape of the neck.
Hey, Robyn! I got him!
ACK!!!!!!!!!....dangle dangle dangle......
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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13 Apr 2004 10:17:09 PM |
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stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
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On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 02:28:35 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>, Message ID:
<Xns94C9DC1C89022askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> wrote in alt.atheism;
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:2d7m701ods7qufh8ud465t6h07ko4aks2r@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist), Message ID: <94C895A3Evicman@127.0.0.1> wrote in
alt.atheism;
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood
fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My
wife drove by slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus
Loves You!" He was gone on the way back from the store. Maybe
he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the
window of their car, and then feels the need to post about their
"fundy fun"? That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk
without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you
pus-ridden twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
You forgot to take him in your arms and give him a big
kiss..........
::::FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE"""""""""""""""" :))
/me snags Stoney by the nape of the neck.
Hey, Robyn! I got him!
ACK!!!!!!!!!....dangle dangle dangle......
Put that back in your pants; Robyn's liable to turn it into a newt....
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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14 Apr 2004 08:34:06 AM |
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In article <Xns94CAE32326605askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass says...
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:camo70h53ftc7ttcs9l6v1ie2bm8rngrde@4ax.com:
On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 02:28:35 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>, Message ID:
<Xns94C9DC1C89022askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> wrote in alt.atheism;
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:2d7m701ods7qufh8ud465t6h07ko4aks2r@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist), Message ID: <94C895A3Evicman@127.0.0.1> wrote in
alt.atheism;
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood
fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My
wife drove by slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus
Loves You!" He was gone on the way back from the store. Maybe
he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the
window of their car, and then feels the need to post about their
"fundy fun"? That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can walk
without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you
pus-ridden twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
You forgot to take him in your arms and give him a big
kiss..........
::::FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE"""""""""""""""" :))
/me snags Stoney by the nape of the neck.
Hey, Robyn! I got him!
ACK!!!!!!!!!....dangle dangle dangle......
Put that back in your pants; Robyn's liable to turn it into a newt....
Interesting - I've never tried that on just body parts. Hold on a sec..... ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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14 Apr 2004 10:42:00 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
In article <Xns94CAE32326605askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass says...
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:camo70h53ftc7ttcs9l6v1ie2bm8rngrde@4ax.com:
On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 02:28:35 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>, Message ID:
<Xns94C9DC1C89022askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> wrote in alt.atheism;
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:2d7m701ods7qufh8ud465t6h07ko4aks2r@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist), Message ID: <94C895A3Evicman@127.0.0.1> wrote in
alt.atheism;
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the
neighborhood fundy that stands on the corner waving a John
3:16 sign. My wife drove by slowly so I could get in his face
and shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was gone on the way back from
the store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the
window of their car, and then feels the need to post about
their "fundy fun"? That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can
walk without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you
pus-ridden twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
You forgot to take him in your arms and give him a big
kiss..........
::::FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE"""""""""""""""" :))
/me snags Stoney by the nape of the neck.
Hey, Robyn! I got him!
ACK!!!!!!!!!....dangle dangle dangle......
Put that back in your pants; Robyn's liable to turn it into a newt....
Interesting - I've never tried that on just body parts. Hold on a
sec..... ;)
<poof>
MY HAND!!!!!!
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
--Timothy Jones
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
15 Apr 2004 09:02:11 AM |
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In article <Xns94CBD2B7268A5vicman@216.148.227.77>, Vic Sagerquist says...
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
In article <Xns94CAE32326605askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass says...
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:camo70h53ftc7ttcs9l6v1ie2bm8rngrde@4ax.com:
On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 02:28:35 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>, Message ID:
<Xns94C9DC1C89022askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> wrote in alt.atheism;
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:2d7m701ods7qufh8ud465t6h07ko4aks2r@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist), Message ID: <94C895A3Evicman@127.0.0.1> wrote in
alt.atheism;
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the
neighborhood fundy that stands on the corner waving a John
3:16 sign. My wife drove by slowly so I could get in his face
and shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was gone on the way back from
the store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the
window of their car, and then feels the need to post about
their "fundy fun"? That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can
walk without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you
pus-ridden twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
You forgot to take him in your arms and give him a big
kiss..........
::::FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE"""""""""""""""" :))
/me snags Stoney by the nape of the neck.
Hey, Robyn! I got him!
ACK!!!!!!!!!....dangle dangle dangle......
Put that back in your pants; Robyn's liable to turn it into a newt....
Interesting - I've never tried that on just body parts. Hold on a
sec..... ;)
<poof>
MY HAND!!!!!!
Ding dang it! Sorry, I really need to get new contact lenses. Just stick it in
water until I can come up with a counter spell.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
15 Apr 2004 06:03:31 PM |
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On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 14:02:11 +0000 in episode
<DBwfc.1412$H4.152@www.newsranger.com> we saw our hero Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com>:
In article <Xns94CBD2B7268A5vicman@216.148.227.77>, Vic Sagerquist says...
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
In article <Xns94CAE32326605askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
says...
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:camo70h53ftc7ttcs9l6v1ie2bm8rngrde@4ax.com:
On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 02:28:35 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>, Message ID:
<Xns94C9DC1C89022askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> wrote in alt.atheism;
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:2d7m701ods7qufh8ud465t6h07ko4aks2r@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist), Message ID: <94C895A3Evicman@127.0.0.1> wrote in
alt.atheism;
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the
neighborhood fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16
sign. My wife drove by slowly so I could get in his face and
shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was gone on the way back from the
store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the
window of their car, and then feels the need to post about their
"fundy fun"? That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can
walk without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you
pus-ridden twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
You forgot to take him in your arms and give him a big
kiss..........
::::FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE"""""""""""""""" :))
/me snags Stoney by the nape of the neck.
Hey, Robyn! I got him!
ACK!!!!!!!!!....dangle dangle dangle......
Put that back in your pants; Robyn's liable to turn it into a newt....
Interesting - I've never tried that on just body parts. Hold on a
sec..... ;)
<poof>
MY HAND!!!!!!
Ding dang it! Sorry, I really need to get new contact lenses. Just stick
it in water until I can come up with a counter spell.
And *again I've managed to walk in at *the weirdest part of the
conversation...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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16 Apr 2004 10:51:54 PM |
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On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 18:03:31 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Message ID: <pan.2004.04.15.23.03.30.579271@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
alt.atheism;
On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 14:02:11 +0000 in episode
<DBwfc.1412$H4.152@www.newsranger.com> we saw our hero Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com>:
In article <Xns94CBD2B7268A5vicman@216.148.227.77>, Vic Sagerquist says...
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
In article <Xns94CAE32326605askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
says...
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:camo70h53ftc7ttcs9l6v1ie2bm8rngrde@4ax.com:
On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 02:28:35 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>, Message ID:
<Xns94C9DC1C89022askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> wrote in alt.atheism;
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:2d7m701ods7qufh8ud465t6h07ko4aks2r@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist), Message ID: <94C895A3Evicman@127.0.0.1> wrote in
alt.atheism;
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the
neighborhood fundy that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16
sign. My wife drove by slowly so I could get in his face and
shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was gone on the way back from the
store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the
window of their car, and then feels the need to post about their
"fundy fun"? That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can
walk without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging, you
pus-ridden twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
You forgot to take him in your arms and give him a big
kiss..........
::::FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE"""""""""""""""" :))
/me snags Stoney by the nape of the neck.
Hey, Robyn! I got him!
ACK!!!!!!!!!....dangle dangle dangle......
Put that back in your pants; Robyn's liable to turn it into a newt....
Interesting - I've never tried that on just body parts. Hold on a
sec..... ;)
<poof>
MY HAND!!!!!!
Ding dang it! Sorry, I really need to get new contact lenses. Just stick
it in water until I can come up with a counter spell.
And *again I've managed to walk in at *the weirdest part of the
conversation...
But you love it so...........
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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17 Apr 2004 09:26:23 AM |
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On Fri, 16 Apr 2004 20:51:54 -0700 in episode
<bea1801q0neea08qdr0h802dlldledpo67@4ax.com> we saw our hero stoney
<stoney@the.net>:
On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 18:03:31 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Message ID: <pan.2004.04.15.23.03.30.579271@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
alt.atheism;
On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 14:02:11 +0000 in episode
<DBwfc.1412$H4.152@www.newsranger.com> we saw our hero Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com>:
In article <Xns94CBD2B7268A5vicman@216.148.227.77>, Vic Sagerquist
says...
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
In article <Xns94CAE32326605askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass says...
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:camo70h53ftc7ttcs9l6v1ie2bm8rngrde@4ax.com:
On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 02:28:35 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>, Message ID:
<Xns94C9DC1C89022askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> wrote in
alt.atheism;
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:2d7m701ods7qufh8ud465t6h07ko4aks2r@4ax.com:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:03:17 -0500, (Vic
Sagerquist), Message ID: <94C895A3Evicman@127.0.0.1> wrote in
alt.atheism;
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in
news:s1onas9mz629$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the
neighborhood fundy that stands on the corner waving a John
3:16 sign. My wife drove by slowly so I could get in his
face and shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was gone on the way back
from the store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the
window of their car, and then feels the need to post about
their "fundy fun"? That lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Your parents must be doubly proud of you. Triply so if you can
walk without drooling _and_ keep your knuckles from dragging,
you pus-ridden twit.
<sniff>
...my hero....
You forgot to take him in your arms and give him a big
kiss..........
::::FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE"""""""""""""""" :))
/me snags Stoney by the nape of the neck.
Hey, Robyn! I got him!
ACK!!!!!!!!!....dangle dangle dangle......
Put that back in your pants; Robyn's liable to turn it into a
newt....
Interesting - I've never tried that on just body parts. Hold on a
sec..... ;)
<poof>
MY HAND!!!!!!
Ding dang it! Sorry, I really need to get new contact lenses. Just
stick it in water until I can come up with a counter spell.
And *again I've managed to walk in at *the weirdest part of the
conversation...
But you love it so...........
More like I've just learned to accept confusion...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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20 Apr 2004 09:02:21 PM |
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On Sat, 17 Apr 2004 09:26:23 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Message ID: <pan.2004.04.17.14.26.22.984720@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
alt.atheism;
On Fri, 16 Apr 2004 20:51:54 -0700 in episode
<bea1801q0neea08qdr0h802dlldledpo67@4ax.com> we saw our hero stoney
<stoney@the.net>:
On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 18:03:31 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Message ID: <pan.2004.04.15.23.03.30.579271@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
alt.atheism;
[]
<sniff>
...my hero....
You forgot to take him in your arms and give him a big
kiss..........
::::FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE"""""""""""""""" :))
/me snags Stoney by the nape of the neck.
Hey, Robyn! I got him!
ACK!!!!!!!!!....dangle dangle dangle......
Put that back in your pants; Robyn's liable to turn it into a
newt....
Interesting - I've never tried that on just body parts. Hold on a
sec..... ;)
<poof>
MY HAND!!!!!!
Ding dang it! Sorry, I really need to get new contact lenses. Just
stick it in water until I can come up with a counter spell.
And *again I've managed to walk in at *the weirdest part of the
conversation...
But you love it so...........
More like I've just learned to accept confusion...
....as a very distant second.... :)))
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Maverick" |
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11 Apr 2004 01:20:56 AM |
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Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in news:s1onas9mz629
$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood fundy
that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife drove by
slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was
gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"? That
lucky lady, you must make her proud.
While making fun of fundies is a bit redundant, it's still fun.
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11 Apr 2004 10:11:40 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 06:20:56 GMT, Maverick
<insensitive_clod@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<Xns94C854C41BBC0insensitiveclodhotma@192.71.180.100> wrote in
alt.atheism;
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in news:s1onas9mz629
$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood fundy
that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife drove by
slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was
gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"? That
lucky lady, you must make her proud.
While making fun of fundies is a bit redundant, it's still fun.
Especially when they generally lack a sense of humour.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
13 Apr 2004 06:44:11 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 1:20:56 -0500, Maverick wrote
(in message <Xns94C854C41BBC0insensitiveclodhotma@192.71.180.100>):
From: Maverick <insensitive_clod@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
Harry Callahan <harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote in news:s1onas9mz629
$.1faexd5fup714.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood fundy
that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife drove by
slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was
gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"? That
lucky lady, you must make her proud.
While making fun of fundies is a bit redundant, it's still fun.
And legal. What more could you ask for than good, clean, legal fun?
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"Nothing can stand up to atheistic critical examination. You guys are the
proctologists of Religion." - angelicusrex
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
11 Apr 2004 12:01:37 AM |
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On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 21:25:41 -0700, Harry Callahan
<harrycallahan@highstream.net> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:55:21 GMT, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
I was finally riding shotgun today as we passed the neighborhood fundy
that stands on the corner waving a John 3:16 sign. My wife drove by
slowly so I could get in his face and shout "Zeus Loves You!" He was
gone on the way back from the store. Maybe he was praying to Zeus.
What wife would not want an idiot husband who shouts out the window of
their car, and then feels the need to post about their "fundy fun"? That
lucky lady, you must make her proud.
Oh give it a rest.
Here's a man and his wife rolling down the street in their automobile,
minding their own damn business, not bothering anybody when they are
suddenly confronted by some nitwit holding up a sign they are forced
to read with a message they were understandably afraid would
significantly alter their lives or the lives of others who might see
it, responding in the only way that intelligent, mature and tolerant
human beings should respond and you are ridiculing them?
Even if you disagree with him you must admit that it was a terribly
creative response and one that probably saved untold numbers of folks
by sending the evil ***** into hiding and squelching the opinion
that must not be spoken.
They did the world a favor and imo someone should build a monument
representing them and what they have done for us.
I feel so much safer knowing they are out there protecting us from
intolerable ideas and forbidden opinions.
You should be ashamed of yourself for ridiculing them.
Say...are you any kin to "Dirty Harry" Callahan?
If so disregard everything I just said as I don't really want to get
on your badside if you are even remotely related.
atheist@home#1554
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| User: "Colin Day" |
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
11 Apr 2004 11:38:25 AM |
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wrote:
Say...are you any kin to "Dirty Harry" Callahan?
If so disregard everything I just said as I don't really want to get
on your badside if you are even remotely related.
Now punk, there's a question you have to ask yourself. Are
there six Harry Callahans in this newsgroup, or just five?
You know, in all of the excitement even I've forgotten. . .
So, do you feel lucky, punk?
Colin Day
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Fundy Fun |
11 Apr 2004 02:15:34 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 16:38:25 GMT, Colin Day <cday3@sc.rr.com> wrote:
atheist@home.com wrote:
Say...are you any kin to "Dirty Harry" Callahan?
If so disregard everything I just said as I don't really want to get
on your badside if you are even remotely related.
Now punk, there's a question you have to ask yourself. Are
there six Harry Callahans in this newsgroup, or just five?
You know, in all of the excitement even I've forgotten. . .
So, do you feel lucky, punk?
Heh!
None of them know who I really am.
I could actually be Spiderman in a Batman costume for
all they know :-)
atheist@home#1554
Colin Day
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