| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Ike" |
| Date: |
21 Dec 2004 09:04:53 AM |
| Object: |
Funny email |
copy/pasted:
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is
called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past
4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from
this especially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim
include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder
traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;
chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive
dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced
xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions;
exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history;
tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong
propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists
are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a
few years ago in a Texas Bush.
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