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"The Time Traveler TEXT & HTML" |
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06 Nov 2006 07:01:16 PM |
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FUNNY HOW WARS ARE NOT FUNNY |
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Thus Spake: *G* *O* *D* *S* *C* *R* *E* *A* *T* *O* *R*
The people who love to watch warfare on T.V. believe they know
what wars are like. :-)
And wonder why the thousands of homeless drug and alcohol
addicted veterans are walking around in a daze.
To understand what wars are REALLY like,
simply turn the T.V. off, and try to... visualize it.
It's much, much more entertaining! :-D
---> http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-2230672,00.html
God's Creator!
(That was my only sin...) :-(
--
Todays U.S. Holy Wars News:
http://www.antiwar.com
http://icasualties.org/oif/
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<font color="#993399"><big><b>Thus Spake: *G* *O* *D* *S* *C* *R*
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<font color="#000000"><b>The people who love to watch warfare on T.V. <u>
believe t</u>hey know<br>
what wars are like. <span class="moz-smiley-s1"><span> :-) </span></span><br>
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And wonder why the thousands of homeless drug and alcohol <br>
addicted veterans are walking around in a daze.<br>
<br>
To understand what wars are <u>REALLY</u> like, <br>
simply turn the T.V. off, and try to... <big>visualize </big></b><b>it.<br>
<br>
It's much, much more entertaining! <span class="moz-smiley-s5"><span>
:-D </span></span></b></font><br>
<font color="#ff0000"><b> ---> </b></font> <font color="#3366ff"><big><b><a
class="moz-txt-link-freetext"
href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-2230672,00.html">http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-2230672,00.html</a></b></big></font><br>
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<font color="#993399"><big><b>God's Creator!</b></big></font><br>
(<font color="#cc0000"><b>That was my only sin...</b></font>) <span
class="moz-smiley-s2"><span> :-( </span></span><br>
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<big><font color="#006600"><b>Todays U.S. Holy Wars News:</b></font></big>
<font color="#330033"><big><b><a
class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="http://www.antiwar.com">http://www.antiwar.com</a>
<a class="moz-txt-link-freetext"
href="http://icasualties.org/oif">http://icasualties.org/oif</a></b></big></font>/
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| User: "The Godfather TEXT & HTML" |
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| Title: BUSH ENCOURAGED LAPTOP BATTERIES TO EXPLODE!!! |
07 Nov 2006 02:26:18 AM |
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Thus Spake: *G* *R* *E* *A*S* *D* *O* *C* *T* *O* *R*
Following closely on the heels of news that BUSH knew all about the
Anthrax Attacks comes the disclosure that the US Government actively
encouraged LAPTOP BATTERIES to EXPLODE in airports all around the US!
These normally placid batteries would have gone unburned had it not
been for the intervention of George W. Bushes specially formed
Department of Overheation which formed cells of batteries around
America, all primed to blow-up at specific locations and at specific
times.
what's even worse is that YOU may be carring a laptop equipped with
such a battery and all it takes is ONE SPECIAL CODE WORD spoken by BUSH
during a NEWS CONFERENCE in order to make it explode all over the
place. This is of course extremely dangerous for those of us who like
to use our laptops while we're sitting on the toilet, having a pooh;
not only will your LAP get burned but you also run the risk of getting
POOH all over your SUIT TROUSERS - or what's left of them!
Trust NO-ONE - especially ME!
Greasdoctor
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| User: "POIUYT" |
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| Title: Re: BUSH ENCOURAGED LAPTOP BATTERIES TO EXPLODE!!! |
07 Nov 2006 06:23:31 AM |
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Actually the exploding laptop batteries are part of the Bush plot for world
domination!. All of the really senior people in the word were supposed to
have their laptop computers on their laps when the battery blew up. At best
it would kill the one holding it, at worse it was meant to neuter them.
Get a life!
"The Godfather (TEXT & HTML)" <the14thdisciple@littleboxes.nl> wrote in
message news:1162887978.048402.89270@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Thus Spake: *G* *R* *E* *A*S* *D* *O* *C* *T* *O* *R*
Following closely on the heels of news that BUSH knew all about the
Anthrax Attacks comes the disclosure that the US Government actively
encouraged LAPTOP BATTERIES to EXPLODE in airports all around the US!
These normally placid batteries would have gone unburned had it not
been for the intervention of George W. Bushes specially formed
Department of Overheation which formed cells of batteries around
America, all primed to blow-up at specific locations and at specific
times.
what's even worse is that YOU may be carring a laptop equipped with
such a battery and all it takes is ONE SPECIAL CODE WORD spoken by BUSH
during a NEWS CONFERENCE in order to make it explode all over the
place. This is of course extremely dangerous for those of us who like
to use our laptops while we're sitting on the toilet, having a pooh;
not only will your LAP get burned but you also run the risk of getting
POOH all over your SUIT TROUSERS - or what's left of them!
Trust NO-ONE - especially ME!
Greasdoctor
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| User: "Big Dave" |
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| Title: Re: BUSH ENCOURAGED LAPTOP BATTERIES TO EXPLODE!!! |
07 Nov 2006 09:50:47 AM |
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"POIUYT" <poiuyt@papernapkin.net> wrote in message
news:6V_3h.12$rU2.10@newsfe14.lga...
Actually the exploding laptop batteries are part of the Bush plot for
world domination!. All of the really senior people in the word were
supposed to have their laptop computers on their laps when the battery
blew up. At best it would kill the one holding it, at worse it was meant
to neuter them.
Get a life!
Bush had the batteries rigged to explode. You see, after sending out his
goons to hack the Diebold memory cards, he wanted to remove all trace of his
actions, so he specifically ordered that the laptops used in the hack, along
with the hacker, be summarily erased in a big fizzle of acrid smoke and
melting plastic.
Mean time, the democratic party, hijacked by the militant gays, are
secretly recruiting kindergarteners in an effort to expand their gayness
into every nook and cranny of proper family-valued America. They got
Haggard, you could be next.
The atheists, fully organized by their secret EAC, are backing both
efforts in a bid to back a new anarchy revolution.
Somewhere in New Jersey, a 15 year old fat kid is laughing away in his
grandmothers basement as he uses his commodore 64 to pull ALL of the
strings.
Dave H.
#2217
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| User: "Jim Higgins" |
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| Title: Re: BUSH ENCOURAGED LAPTOP BATTERIES TO EXPLODE!!! |
07 Nov 2006 12:22:51 PM |
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"Big Dave" <dhaap@houston.r.r.com> wrote in message
news:rX14h.132$rG.112@tornado.texas.rr.com...
"POIUYT" <poiuyt@papernapkin.net> wrote in message
news:6V_3h.12$rU2.10@newsfe14.lga...
Actually the exploding laptop batteries are part of the Bush plot for
world domination!. All of the really senior people in the word were
supposed to have their laptop computers on their laps when the battery
blew up. At best it would kill the one holding it, at worse it was meant
to neuter them.
Get a life!
Bush had the batteries rigged to explode. You see, after sending out
his goons to hack the Diebold memory cards, he wanted to remove all trace
of his actions, so he specifically ordered that the laptops used in the
hack, along with the hacker, be summarily erased in a big fizzle of acrid
smoke and melting plastic.
Mean time, the democratic party, hijacked by the militant gays, are
secretly recruiting kindergarteners in an effort to expand their gayness
into every nook and cranny of proper family-valued America. They got
Haggard, you could be next.
The atheists, fully organized by their secret EAC, are backing both
efforts in a bid to back a new anarchy revolution.
Somewhere in New Jersey, a 15 year old fat kid is laughing away in his
grandmothers basement as he uses his commodore 64 to pull ALL of the
strings.
Dave H.
#2217
Sneaky of these Republicans. Hats off to the 15 year old and his Commodore
64.
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| User: "POIUYT" |
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| Title: Re: BUSH ENCOURAGED LAPTOP BATTERIES TO EXPLODE!!! |
07 Nov 2006 01:55:01 PM |
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EXACTLY RIGHT!!!
AND he is on Bush's payroll too!
"Big Dave" <dhaap@houston.r.r.com> wrote in message
news:rX14h.132$rG.112@tornado.texas.rr.com...
"POIUYT" <poiuyt@papernapkin.net> wrote in message
news:6V_3h.12$rU2.10@newsfe14.lga...
Actually the exploding laptop batteries are part of the Bush plot for
world domination!. All of the really senior people in the word were
supposed to have their laptop computers on their laps when the battery
blew up. At best it would kill the one holding it, at worse it was meant
to neuter them.
Get a life!
Bush had the batteries rigged to explode. You see, after sending out
his goons to hack the Diebold memory cards, he wanted to remove all trace
of his actions, so he specifically ordered that the laptops used in the
hack, along with the hacker, be summarily erased in a big fizzle of acrid
smoke and melting plastic.
Mean time, the democratic party, hijacked by the militant gays, are
secretly recruiting kindergarteners in an effort to expand their gayness
into every nook and cranny of proper family-valued America. They got
Haggard, you could be next.
The atheists, fully organized by their secret EAC, are backing both
efforts in a bid to back a new anarchy revolution.
Somewhere in New Jersey, a 15 year old fat kid is laughing away in his
grandmothers basement as he uses his commodore 64 to pull ALL of the
strings.
Dave H.
#2217
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