Religions > Atheism > Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists
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08 Mar 2006 07:55:51 AM |
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Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists |
Not!!!!
But I just wanted to beat the Creationism trolls who are riveted to atheist
newsgroups to the punch.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
Ben
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| User: "LC" |
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| Title: Re: Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists |
08 Mar 2006 10:13:49 AM |
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"Ben Kaufman" <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in message
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Not!!!!
But I just wanted to beat the Creationism trolls who are riveted to
atheist newsgroups to the punch.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
"PARIS, France (AP) -- Divers have discovered a new crustacean in the South
Pacific that resembles a lobster and is covered with what looks like silky,
blond fur, French researchers said Tuesday.
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The animal is white and 15 centimeters (5.9 inches) long -- about the size
of a salad plate."
Waiter, there's hair in my lobster salad!
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| User: "R. Pierce Butler" |
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| Title: Re: Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists |
08 Mar 2006 08:08:34 AM |
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Ben Kaufman <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in
news:qdot02t572b9l501d4nuj45ee0v9gkmhtg@4ax.com:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
"The researchers said that while legions of new ocean species are discovered
each year..." legion of new species each year?
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists |
08 Mar 2006 12:20:53 PM |
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R. Pierce Butler wrote:
Ben Kaufman <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in
news:qdot02t572b9l501d4nuj45ee0v9gkmhtg@4ax.com:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
"The researchers said that while legions of new ocean species are
discovered each year..." legion of new species each year?
Maybe not legions but it is rare not to find something new on any dive into
the deeper parts of the ocean.
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| User: "wildbluskies" |
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| Title: Re: Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists |
08 Mar 2006 12:19:44 PM |
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Ben Kaufman wrote:
But I just wanted to beat the Creationism trolls who are riveted to atheist
newsgroups to the punch.
Ben
so many questions, so little time, Did God give this hairy little
lobster more fur because its colder 7540 feet under water? Did God
create this hairy lobster because it would taste not so good in a
predators mouth? or Did God create hairy blonde lobsters because he
wanted them to have more fun?
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| User: "satyr" |
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09 Mar 2006 12:05:38 AM |
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On 8 Mar 2006 10:19:44 -0800, "wildbluskies"
<wildbluskies@hotmail.com> wrote:
Ben Kaufman wrote:
But I just wanted to beat the Creationism trolls who are riveted to atheist
newsgroups to the punch.
Ben
so many questions, so little time, Did God give this hairy little
lobster more fur because its colder 7540 feet under water? Did God
create this hairy lobster because it would taste not so good in a
predators mouth? or Did God create hairy blonde lobsters because he
wanted them to have more fun?
It was his first experiment with hairy things that taste like fish.
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satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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09 Mar 2006 10:34:33 AM |
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"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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On 8 Mar 2006 10:19:44 -0800, "wildbluskies"
<wildbluskies@hotmail.com> wrote:
Ben Kaufman wrote:
But I just wanted to beat the Creationism trolls who are riveted to
atheist
newsgroups to the punch.
Ben
so many questions, so little time, Did God give this hairy little
lobster more fur because its colder 7540 feet under water? Did God
create this hairy lobster because it would taste not so good in a
predators mouth? or Did God create hairy blonde lobsters because he
wanted them to have more fun?
It was his first experiment with hairy things that taste like fish.
Yeah, but we already have anchovies (yuck!)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "JessHC, aa#2220 thanks to Jason Gastrichs effort" |
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| Title: Re: Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists |
08 Mar 2006 09:32:46 AM |
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Ben Kaufman wrote:
Not!!!!
But I just wanted to beat the Creationism trolls who are riveted to atheist
newsgroups to the punch.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
Well, that's pretty weird.
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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08 Mar 2006 12:33:37 PM |
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In article <qdot02t572b9l501d4nuj45ee0v9gkmhtg@4ax.com>, Ben
Kaufman said...
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
Cold? Hairy? I think we've actually found the infamous "Rock
Lobster."
(Alas, the flowy blond hair indicates that it's a glam-rock
lobster.)
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists |
08 Mar 2006 01:30:43 PM |
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"Brian E. Clark" <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e78ed89de391364989bba@newsgroups.comcast.net...
In article <qdot02t572b9l501d4nuj45ee0v9gkmhtg@4ax.com>, Ben
Kaufman said...
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
Cold? Hairy? I think we've actually found the infamous "Rock
Lobster."
(Alas, the flowy blond hair indicates that it's a glam-rock
lobster.)
It's got its own feather boa.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "DH" |
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| Title: Re: Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists |
08 Mar 2006 02:30:27 PM |
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"Brian E. Clark" <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e78ed89de391364989bba@newsgroups.comcast.net...
In article <qdot02t572b9l501d4nuj45ee0v9gkmhtg@4ax.com>, Ben
Kaufman said...
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
Cold? Hairy? I think we've actually found the infamous "Rock
Lobster."
(Alas, the flowy blond hair indicates that it's a glam-rock
lobster.)
It's got its own feather boa.
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Denis Loubet
That qualifies it to run for Governor of Minnesota.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists |
10 Mar 2006 05:30:48 PM |
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On Wed, 8 Mar 2006 14:30:27 -0600, "DH" <dh@stargate.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"Brian E. Clark" <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e78ed89de391364989bba@newsgroups.comcast.net...
In article <qdot02t572b9l501d4nuj45ee0v9gkmhtg@4ax.com>, Ben
Kaufman said...
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
Cold? Hairy? I think we've actually found the infamous "Rock
Lobster."
(Alas, the flowy blond hair indicates that it's a glam-rock
lobster.)
It's got its own feather boa.
--
Denis Loubet
That qualifies it to run for Governor of Minnesota.
Elect it President of the former USA.
It sure as hell can't do any worse.
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "WestJakal86" |
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| Title: Re: Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists |
11 Mar 2006 09:35:41 PM |
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You called?
Darwinism was disproved in the 20th century. The theory of evolution
however is still viable
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| User: "stoney" |
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12 Mar 2006 02:16:28 PM |
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On 11 Mar 2006 19:35:41 -0800, "WestJakal86" <Seanw8604@sbcglobal.net>
wrote in alt.atheism
You called?
Not me, sport.
Darwinism was disproved in the 20th century. The theory of evolution
however is still viable
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists |
08 Mar 2006 01:44:21 PM |
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"Brian E. Clark" <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e78ed89de391364989bba@newsgroups.comcast.net...
In article <qdot02t572b9l501d4nuj45ee0v9gkmhtg@4ax.com>, Ben
Kaufman said...
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
Cold? Hairy? I think we've actually found the infamous "Rock
Lobster."
(Alas, the flowy blond hair indicates that it's a glam-rock
lobster.)
It's got its own feather boa.
I think it looks like an undersea Flamenco dancer ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Adam H" |
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| Title: Re: Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists |
08 Mar 2006 08:05:21 AM |
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On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:55:51 -0500, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote:
Not!!!!
But I just wanted to beat the Creationism trolls who are riveted to atheist
newsgroups to the punch.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
Ben
The next question is, how's it taste?
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I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it
‘Republican’, but the fly trap is beneficial to the
environment. I’ll save that name - someday I might find
a plant that eats poor people and minorities.
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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08 Mar 2006 08:33:15 AM |
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Adam H wrote:
On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:55:51 -0500, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote:
Not!!!!
But I just wanted to beat the Creationism trolls who are riveted to atheist
newsgroups to the punch.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
Ben
The next question is, how's it taste?
Like chicken, of course.*Everything* tastes like chicken.
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Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
KiltWear - http://www.cafepress.com/KiltWear
"The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in
the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary,
self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition
of tyranny." - James Madison, _The Federalist_, #47
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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| Title: Re: Furry lobster like creature bewilders Darwinian scientists |
08 Mar 2006 12:04:56 PM |
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In article <m4pt02pc9guau54gkrqdj9397iabhmv0tt@fe06.highwinds-
media.phx>, Adam H said...
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
Ben
The next question is, how's it taste?
Let's head over to the Blond Lobster and find out.
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Brian E. Clark
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