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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: ""
Date: 12 Jan 2007 06:11:19 PM
Object: Future Perfect
2030 AD: Current generation of teachers retire and are replaced by
teachers that recognise that "intelligent design" is creationism in
disguise. Christianity and Islam are taught in classes along with
Greco-Roman and Norse mythology.
2050 AD: Parents who teach their children that they will go to Hell if
they don't obey their parents (and by extention God) will be charged by
child services with mental abuse. Liberal judges will have such
children placed in foster care.
2070 AD: Last church on Earth closes and becomes a library. Passerbys
comment about how a place devoted to prayer and controlled thought now
becomes a place of reading and free thinking. Meanwhile, Jewish
leaders offer to pay reparations to the Palestinians and the American
President offers to pay reparartions to Iraq, after receiving a hefty
check from Saudi Arabians who felt guilty about 9/11.
2090 AD: Jesus, now officially recognised as a fictional character,
joins Marvel's Avengers, offering up his powers to heal others,
transmute elements and return from the dead after three days.
Martin
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User: "Mike Painter"

Title: Re: Future Perfect 18 Jan 2007 08:56:38 PM
wrote:

2030 AD: Current generation of teachers retire and are replaced by
teachers that recognise that "intelligent design" is creationism in
disguise. Christianity and Islam are taught in classes along with
Greco-Roman and Norse mythology.

2050 AD: Parents who teach their children that they will go to Hell if
they don't obey their parents (and by extention God) will be charged
by child services with mental abuse. Liberal judges will have such
children placed in foster care.

2070 AD: Last church on Earth closes and becomes a library. Passerbys
comment about how a place devoted to prayer and controlled thought now
becomes a place of reading and free thinking. Meanwhile, Jewish
leaders offer to pay reparations to the Palestinians and the American
President offers to pay reparartions to Iraq, after receiving a hefty
check from Saudi Arabians who felt guilty about 9/11.

2090 AD: Jesus, now officially recognised as a fictional character,
joins Marvel's Avengers, offering up his powers to heal others,
transmute elements and return from the dead after three days.

2090 and six months.
Marvel Comics goes broke as people boycott the company for lowering the
standards and putting stupid unbelievable super hero named Christ in strip.
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