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Date: 04 Mar 2007 03:57:12 PM
Object: Fw: Yo Quero Taco Bell!....And Other Mexican Commercials...How Funny!
On 3 Mar 2007, "Trace" <tracey12_12@yahoo.com> wrote:

Since the wetback protests last May, illegal aliens awoke the sleeping
retailers. Now, every other commercial on TV has a "brown" person in
it. A year ago, that was not the case.
We must be politically correct! Even if most mexicans who move here
legally and not so legally from mexico have few greenbacks to spend on
luxory SUVs, so what? We've got to feature them driving 55,000 SUVs
down the road anyway. About the only way they could afford to drive
such vehicles is to steal them.
About 30 to 31 percent of all federal prisoners are who? Yes, you
guessed it. They are illegal aliens mostly from mexico.
So stealing an SUV is certainly not out of the question, though
retailers are probably hoping they might buy one, some how.
All of these new brown people in commercials are funny because it
shows us just how silly the people are who design commercials. They
think that if a brown person doesn't see another brown person buying a
$55,000 truck, then no brown people will come and even test drive the
SUV.
When I watch McDonalds commercials and see lots of black Americans
running around on them, I do not think "Well, McDonalds doesnt' want
me to buy anything because day didn'tz representen my race on da TV!
No, I just think McDonalds is playing with the black folks again by
trying to impress them that other black folks buy hamburgers at
MickyD's.
See how stupidly politically correct all of this is? Its insane to
cater to color. Totally insane for these account execs to think
people are so shallow that unless they see their race depicted in the
commercial, they won't buy there. Is that why all the low grade car
lots fly mexican national flags all over them? What are they trying
to say??? "Viva Mexico"??? If you've been to mexico, and I just got
back, then you know that saying "viva mexico" is like saying "Viva
HIV!" Both are very dangerous, and associated with a certain grade of
people you generally do not want to be around.
Remember the Taco Bell chihuahua? He was sooo cute! And when they
made him speak espanol, he was funny looking. Can you imagine Taco
Bell doing ads like that today? Why I suspect the ten thousand
illegal aliens would march in a circle around a Taco Bell store
stomping their feet until the store caved in.
But, on the other hand, if Taco Bell began to give away mexican candy,
well hell, the parking lot would be overflowing.
Yes, if you're white, you're not right. If you're black, you've had
your turn, its time for you to sit in the back, but if you're brown,
well here's the key to the whole dang town.
Just a casual observation of America today. Your millage will vary.

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Dear Trace,
I realize you're a self-described "libertarian", whatever that
words means to you. I do think most U.S. citizens emphatically
agree, that the present administration in Washington, D.C. has
become a major disappointment to every Conservative Republican
across America, not least with regard to the invasion-en-masse
across our southern border. And that's exactly what it's become,
a full-scale invasion -- all with the unabashed approval of the
Lawyers who control the U.S. Government.
We know that all lawyers and politicians (most politicians are
lawyers, after all) are strictly in it for ego & greed. Period.
You know "America, One Nation By The Lawyers & For The Lawyers".
The more that these tens of millions of illegal aliens *invade*
America and undermine our national sovereignty (what little is
left of her anyway), overburdening our infrastructure, running
drugs, committing violent crimes with impunity (outlawing U.S.
law-enforcement against them, literally!) etc., then the more
profit goes into America's deep corporate pockets. And that's
it. That is all they care about. America is going to Hell and
they couldn't care less. They're hard-core mammon-worshippers.
^^^^ ^^^^
So please don't blame the Mexican, Central, or South American
illegal invaders for invading the Lawyers' country. It is not
our country, so we have no right to complain about what these
Lawyers do. America belongs to them, not us. We may live here,
but we certainly have no say about what the Lawyers force the
Government to do, rather in this case, NOT do. We have no say
in the matter. We can voice our grievances, but that's all we
can do. It doesn't matter who you "vote" for. The Lawyers are
the ones in control. Us lowly slave-class vassals are nothing.
After all, most of the illegal invaders are vassals too. Most
of them work very hard, and very long, arduous hours, all for
chinaman's wages. Most of the great food we Americans eat was
picked, processed, slaughtered, prepared, cooked, etc. by the
very same illegal invaders. For example, Taco Bell is one of
my favorite fast-food restaurants. I would never insult them.
Also, I cook most of my meals at home. Just about everything
I buy at the local grocer was likely produced on the battle-
scarred backs of the illegal invaders. So why criticize them?
And look at Mexico for Christ's sake. Talk about *CORRUPTION*.
So, put yourself in the place of the illegal invaders invading
America from across the southern border. Even the word "border"
is meaningless in this context, since the U.S.A. no longer has
an effective southern border. They come here because they have
been officially invited to come here by the Lawyers' government.
So don't blame the illegal invaders. And like the term "border",
the word "illegal", as used in this context, no longer applies.
Man-made laws are ONLY laws if they are strictly enforced. See?
The invaders enter the US by open invitation of the government.
Nothing short of wholesale Second American Civil War will stop
this massive flood of invaders, so you might as well throw in
the towel, since the fight is over. Serfdom lost, and Lawyers
won. It's like the five stages of grief. Anger and Denial are
only going to make things worse for you. Once you get over it,
and onto the next step, you'll quickly come to the realization
that there is *NO* bargaining with the Lawyers! Lawyers ALWAYS
win, Serfdom ALWAYS loses. There is *NO* exception to this rule.
Next, you're apt to become depressed, albeit the time spent
in this stage, and the intensity of one's lamentations, will
vary from person to person. The best thing to do, is to move
directly to the point of Acceptance. Accept the fact that the
United States Of America is destined, literally foreordained,
for destruction, and on a global scale. There is NOTHING that
anyone, not even the Lawyers, can do to postpone the prophecy.
It's set in stone. The die is cast. Don't believe me. Believe
Jesus Christ. Read Matthew 24 (and read the whole bible while
you're at it). It's over for the fourth empire. The sooner you
accept that, the sooner you'll find joy and happiness in your
life, death, and afterlife. So spread some happiness and joy.
Give glory to the Gods! Always include God in everything you
think, say and do. And always warn the Anti-Christs that they
are damned to Hellfire. (Anti-Christs HATE to hear about God).

And while we're on the subject, remember, all men are Created
equal. So don't judge people by race, creed, or color. That's
racism. And by the same token (pun), anyone who "hides" behind
his or her race, creed, or color is a coward, plain and simple.
That's why Atheists are such cowards, because they conveniently
"hide" behind their fellow Atheists. And since Atheism is the
official State religion of America, as it has been since 1947,
it's always "we" think this & that. Don't fall into that trap:
It's a trap door that leads straight to Hellfire & Damnation(!)
Stand on your God-given individuality first, and beware those
who identify with "groups". There are many good Mexicans, and
there are many evil Mexicans. Similarly, there are many good
Americans, and there are many evil Americans. Good is as Good
does. Evil is as Evil does. It has _nothing_ to do with race,
creed or color. When you figure that out, that the Universal
Law applies to everyone, you'll be a lot happier, guaranteed. :)
Enjoy!
Daniel Joseph Min
http://www.2hot2cool.com/11/danieljosephmin/
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User: "Steely from Yokohama"

Title: Re: Fw: Yo Quero Taco Bell!....And Other Mexican Commercials...How Funny! 04 Mar 2007 07:05:07 PM
On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 22:57:12 +0100, Lowly Serf
<non-lawyer@colorado.dis-usa> wrote:

Dear Trace,

I realize you're a self-described "libertarian", whatever that
words means to you. I do think most U.S. citizens emphatically
agree, that the present administration in Washington, D.C. has
become a major disappointment to every Conservative Republican
across America, not least with regard to the invasion-en-masse
across our southern border. And that's exactly what it's become,
a full-scale invasion -- all with the unabashed approval of the
Lawyers who control the U.S. Government.

We know that all lawyers and politicians (most politicians are
lawyers, after all) are strictly in it for ego & greed. Period.
You know "America, One Nation By The Lawyers & For The Lawyers".
The more that these tens of millions of illegal aliens *invade*
America and undermine our national sovereignty (what little is
left of her anyway), overburdening our infrastructure, running
drugs, committing violent crimes with impunity (outlawing U.S.
law-enforcement against them, literally!) etc., then the more
profit goes into America's deep corporate pockets. And that's
it. That is all they care about. America is going to Hell and
they couldn't care less. They're hard-core mammon-worshippers.
^^^^ ^^^^
So please don't blame the Mexican, Central, or South American
illegal invaders for invading the Lawyers' country. It is not
our country, so we have no right to complain about what these
Lawyers do. America belongs to them, not us. We may live here,
but we certainly have no say about what the Lawyers force the
Government to do, rather in this case, NOT do. We have no say
in the matter. We can voice our grievances, but that's all we
can do. It doesn't matter who you "vote" for. The Lawyers are
the ones in control. Us lowly slave-class vassals are nothing.

After all, most of the illegal invaders are vassals too. Most
of them work very hard, and very long, arduous hours, all for
chinaman's wages. Most of the great food we Americans eat was
picked, processed, slaughtered, prepared, cooked, etc. by the
very same illegal invaders. For example, Taco Bell is one of
my favorite fast-food restaurants. I would never insult them.
Also, I cook most of my meals at home. Just about everything
I buy at the local grocer was likely produced on the battle-
scarred backs of the illegal invaders. So why criticize them?
And look at Mexico for Christ's sake. Talk about *CORRUPTION*.

So, put yourself in the place of the illegal invaders invading
America from across the southern border. Even the word "border"
is meaningless in this context, since the U.S.A. no longer has
an effective southern border. They come here because they have
been officially invited to come here by the Lawyers' government.
So don't blame the illegal invaders. And like the term "border",
the word "illegal", as used in this context, no longer applies.
Man-made laws are ONLY laws if they are strictly enforced. See?

The invaders enter the US by open invitation of the government.
Nothing short of wholesale Second American Civil War will stop
this massive flood of invaders, so you might as well throw in
the towel, since the fight is over. Serfdom lost, and Lawyers
won. It's like the five stages of grief. Anger and Denial are
only going to make things worse for you. Once you get over it,
and onto the next step, you'll quickly come to the realization
that there is *NO* bargaining with the Lawyers! Lawyers ALWAYS
win, Serfdom ALWAYS loses. There is *NO* exception to this rule.

Next, you're apt to become depressed, albeit the time spent
in this stage, and the intensity of one's lamentations, will
vary from person to person. The best thing to do, is to move
directly to the point of Acceptance. Accept the fact that the
United States Of America is destined, literally foreordained,
for destruction, and on a global scale. There is NOTHING that
anyone, not even the Lawyers, can do to postpone the prophecy.
It's set in stone. The die is cast. Don't believe me. Believe
Jesus Christ. Read Matthew 24 (and read the whole bible while
you're at it). It's over for the fourth empire. The sooner you
accept that, the sooner you'll find joy and happiness in your
life, death, and afterlife. So spread some happiness and joy.
Give glory to the Gods! Always include God in everything you
think, say and do. And always warn the Anti-Christs that they
are damned to Hellfire. (Anti-Christs HATE to hear about God).

And while we're on the subject, remember, all men are Created
equal. So don't judge people by race, creed, or color. That's
racism. And by the same token (pun), anyone who "hides" behind
his or her race, creed, or color is a coward, plain and simple.
That's why Atheists are such cowards, because they conveniently
"hide" behind their fellow Atheists. And since Atheism is the
official State religion of America, as it has been since 1947,
it's always "we" think this & that. Don't fall into that trap:
It's a trap door that leads straight to Hellfire & Damnation(!)

Stand on your God-given individuality first, and beware those
who identify with "groups". There are many good Mexicans, and
there are many evil Mexicans. Similarly, there are many good
Americans, and there are many evil Americans. Good is as Good
does. Evil is as Evil does. It has _nothing_ to do with race,
creed or color. When you figure that out, that the Universal
Law applies to everyone, you'll be a lot happier, guaranteed. :)

Enjoy!
Daniel Joseph Min
http://www.2hot2cool.com/11/danieljosephmin/

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Whoa, that makes me want to wear a pyramid on my head. But seriously
folks... Here's trying to figure out why alt.politics.immigration and
alt.prophecies.nostradamus sci.astro.amateur are crossposted.
.
User: "John Baker"

Title: Re: Fw: Yo Quero Taco Bell!....And Other Mexican Commercials...How Funny! 04 Mar 2007 09:35:01 PM
On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:05:07 GMT, Steely from Yokohama
<was-hoy-paloy@postamerica.net> wrote:


Whoa, that makes me want to wear a pyramid on my head. But seriously
folks... Here's trying to figure out why alt.politics.immigration and
alt.prophecies.nostradamus sci.astro.amateur are crossposted.

Because Min is a troll.
.


User: ""

Title: Re: ...........Heehee.......... 04 Mar 2007 08:08:49 PM
Re: <POOF!!>...........Heehee..........
"Lowly Serf" <non-lawyer@colorado.dis-usa> wrote in message
news:c804b402a245e486080c0ade3ed84529@msgid.frell.theremailer.net...

On 3 Mar 2007, "Trace" <tracey12_12@yahoo.com> wrote:

Since the wetback protests last May, illegal aliens awoke the sleeping
retailers. Now, every other commercial on TV has a "brown" person in
it. A year ago, that was not the case.
We must be politically correct! Even if most mexicans who move here
legally and not so legally from mexico have few greenbacks to spend on
luxory SUVs, so what? We've got to feature them driving 55,000 SUVs
down the road anyway. About the only way they could afford to drive
such vehicles is to steal them.
About 30 to 31 percent of all federal prisoners are who? Yes, you
guessed it. They are illegal aliens mostly from mexico.
So stealing an SUV is certainly not out of the question, though
retailers are probably hoping they might buy one, some how.
All of these new brown people in commercials are funny because it
shows us just how silly the people are who design commercials. They
think that if a brown person doesn't see another brown person buying a
$55,000 truck, then no brown people will come and even test drive the
SUV.
When I watch McDonalds commercials and see lots of black Americans
running around on them, I do not think "Well, McDonalds doesnt' want
me to buy anything because day didn'tz representen my race on da TV!
No, I just think McDonalds is playing with the black folks again by
trying to impress them that other black folks buy hamburgers at
MickyD's.
See how stupidly politically correct all of this is? Its insane to
cater to color. Totally insane for these account execs to think
people are so shallow that unless they see their race depicted in the
commercial, they won't buy there. Is that why all the low grade car
lots fly mexican national flags all over them? What are they trying
to say??? "Viva Mexico"??? If you've been to mexico, and I just got
back, then you know that saying "viva mexico" is like saying "Viva
HIV!" Both are very dangerous, and associated with a certain grade of
people you generally do not want to be around.
Remember the Taco Bell chihuahua? He was sooo cute! And when they
made him speak espanol, he was funny looking. Can you imagine Taco
Bell doing ads like that today? Why I suspect the ten thousand
illegal aliens would march in a circle around a Taco Bell store
stomping their feet until the store caved in.
But, on the other hand, if Taco Bell began to give away mexican candy,
well hell, the parking lot would be overflowing.
Yes, if you're white, you're not right. If you're black, you've had
your turn, its time for you to sit in the back, but if you're brown,
well here's the key to the whole dang town.
Just a casual observation of America today. Your millage will vary.


-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----

Dear Trace,

I realize you're a self-described "libertarian", whatever that
words means to you. I do think most U.S. citizens emphatically
agree, that the present administration in Washington, D.C. has
become a major disappointment to every Conservative Republican
across America, not least with regard to the invasion-en-masse
across our southern border. And that's exactly what it's become,
a full-scale invasion -- all with the unabashed approval of the
Lawyers who control the U.S. Government.

We know that all lawyers and politicians (most politicians are
lawyers, after all) are strictly in it for ego & greed. Period.
You know "America, One Nation By The Lawyers & For The Lawyers".
The more that these tens of millions of illegal aliens *invade*
America and undermine our national sovereignty (what little is
left of her anyway), overburdening our infrastructure, running
drugs, committing violent crimes with impunity (outlawing U.S.
law-enforcement against them, literally!) etc., then the more
profit goes into America's deep corporate pockets. And that's
it. That is all they care about. America is going to Hell and
they couldn't care less. They're hard-core mammon-worshippers.
^^^^ ^^^^
So please don't blame the Mexican, Central, or South American
illegal invaders for invading the Lawyers' country. It is not
our country, so we have no right to complain about what these
Lawyers do. America belongs to them, not us. We may live here,
but we certainly have no say about what the Lawyers force the
Government to do, rather in this case, NOT do. We have no say
in the matter. We can voice our grievances, but that's all we
can do. It doesn't matter who you "vote" for. The Lawyers are
the ones in control. Us lowly slave-class vassals are nothing.

After all, most of the illegal invaders are vassals too. Most
of them work very hard, and very long, arduous hours, all for
chinaman's wages. Most of the great food we Americans eat was
picked, processed, slaughtered, prepared, cooked, etc. by the
very same illegal invaders. For example, Taco Bell is one of
my favorite fast-food restaurants. I would never insult them.
Also, I cook most of my meals at home. Just about everything
I buy at the local grocer was likely produced on the battle-
scarred backs of the illegal invaders. So why criticize them?
And look at Mexico for Christ's sake. Talk about *CORRUPTION*.

So, put yourself in the place of the illegal invaders invading
America from across the southern border. Even the word "border"
is meaningless in this context, since the U.S.A. no longer has
an effective southern border. They come here because they have
been officially invited to come here by the Lawyers' government.
So don't blame the illegal invaders. And like the term "border",
the word "illegal", as used in this context, no longer applies.
Man-made laws are ONLY laws if they are strictly enforced. See?

The invaders enter the US by open invitation of the government.
Nothing short of wholesale Second American Civil War will stop
this massive flood of invaders, so you might as well throw in
the towel, since the fight is over. Serfdom lost, and Lawyers
won. It's like the five stages of grief. Anger and Denial are
only going to make things worse for you. Once you get over it,
and onto the next step, you'll quickly come to the realization
that there is *NO* bargaining with the Lawyers! Lawyers ALWAYS
win, Serfdom ALWAYS loses. There is *NO* exception to this rule.

Next, you're apt to become depressed, albeit the time spent
in this stage, and the intensity of one's lamentations, will
vary from person to person. The best thing to do, is to move
directly to the point of Acceptance. Accept the fact that the
United States Of America is destined, literally foreordained,
for destruction, and on a global scale. There is NOTHING that
anyone, not even the Lawyers, can do to postpone the prophecy.
It's set in stone. The die is cast. Don't believe me. Believe
Jesus Christ. Read Matthew 24 (and read the whole bible while
you're at it). It's over for the fourth empire. The sooner you
accept that, the sooner you'll find joy and happiness in your
life, death, and afterlife. So spread some happiness and joy.
Give glory to the Gods! Always include God in everything you
think, say and do. And always warn the Anti-Christs that they
are damned to Hellfire. (Anti-Christs HATE to hear about God).

And while we're on the subject, remember, all men are Created
equal. So don't judge people by race, creed, or color. That's
racism. And by the same token (pun), anyone who "hides" behind
his or her race, creed, or color is a coward, plain and simple.
That's why Atheists are such cowards, because they conveniently
"hide" behind their fellow Atheists. And since Atheism is the
official State religion of America, as it has been since 1947,
it's always "we" think this & that. Don't fall into that trap:
It's a trap door that leads straight to Hellfire & Damnation(!)

Stand on your God-given individuality first, and beware those
who identify with "groups". There are many good Mexicans, and
there are many evil Mexicans. Similarly, there are many good
Americans, and there are many evil Americans. Good is as Good
does. Evil is as Evil does. It has _nothing_ to do with race,
creed or color. When you figure that out, that the Universal
Law applies to everyone, you'll be a lot happier, guaranteed. :)

Enjoy!
Daniel Joseph Min
http://www.2hot2cool.com/11/danieljosephmin/

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