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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Silichip" |
| Date: |
01 Apr 2005 10:05:07 AM |
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Garden of Eden Joke |
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked
Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called
"woman." God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she
will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children
and
never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She
will
not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've
had
a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love"
and
compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
The rest is history...
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Garden of Eden Joke |
01 Apr 2005 03:34:28 PM |
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In article <n193e.59$p71.7@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>,
silichip@mailblocks.com says...
compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
The rest is history...
Yes, and considering that men and women have the same number of
ribs, I guess "Adam" spent even less than that.
http://biology.clc.uc.edu/courses/bio105/ribs.htm
I did find the joke funny BTW, albeit a mildly patriarchial/sexist
sort of way :)
--
"Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been
able to move real mountains ... But it can put
mountains where there are none." -- Nietzsche
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| User: "L. Raymond" |
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| Title: Re: Garden of Eden Joke |
01 Apr 2005 07:10:59 PM |
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On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 08:34:28 -0700, quibbler wrote:
In article <n193e.59$p71.7@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>,
silichip@mailblocks.com says...
compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
The rest is history...
Yes, and considering that men and women have the same number of
ribs, I guess "Adam" spent even less than that.
http://biology.clc.uc.edu/courses/bio105/ribs.htm
I did find the joke funny BTW, albeit a mildly patriarchial/sexist
sort of way :)
My favorite A&E joke:
God had been handing out special gifts to all his creations: cats'
claws, peacock tails, wolves' fangs etc., and he found he had two gifts
left, so he thought he'd bestow them on his favorite creations. He
tells Adam and Eve they can choose their own gift. First, the ability
to pee standing up. Adam gets all excited.
"Ooh, ooh, I want that one, please! That would be so cool! I could
write my name in the snow and draw pictures and pee without having to
stop walking and I could go behind trees and,and it would just be soooo
great!!" Eve just shook her head and smiled. "Let him have it."
God reaches into his bag for the last gift. "OK, that just leaves
multiple orgasms."
--
L. Raymond
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Garden of Eden Joke |
03 Apr 2005 05:26:14 PM |
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On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 13:10:59 -0600, "L. Raymond"
<badaddress@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 08:34:28 -0700, quibbler wrote:
In article <n193e.59$p71.7@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>,
silichip@mailblocks.com says...
compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
The rest is history...
Yes, and considering that men and women have the same number of
ribs, I guess "Adam" spent even less than that.
http://biology.clc.uc.edu/courses/bio105/ribs.htm
I did find the joke funny BTW, albeit a mildly patriarchial/sexist
sort of way :)
My favorite A&E joke:
God had been handing out special gifts to all his creations: cats'
claws, peacock tails, wolves' fangs etc., and he found he had two gifts
left, so he thought he'd bestow them on his favorite creations. He
tells Adam and Eve they can choose their own gift. First, the ability
to pee standing up. Adam gets all excited.
"Ooh, ooh, I want that one, please! That would be so cool! I could
write my name in the snow and draw pictures and pee without having to
stop walking and I could go behind trees and,and it would just be soooo
great!!" Eve just shook her head and smiled. "Let him have it."
God reaches into his bag for the last gift. "OK, that just leaves
multiple orgasms."
Don't forget...."God" reaches into his bag and hands Adam a penis and
testicles; "Here's something for you to think with."
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "J Young" |
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| Title: Re: Garden of Eden Joke |
03 Apr 2005 05:30:18 PM |
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stoney wrote:
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 13:10:59 -0600, "L. Raymond"
<badaddress@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 08:34:28 -0700, quibbler wrote:
In article <n193e.59$p71.7@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>,
silichip@mailblocks.com says...
compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this
woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just
a rib?"
The rest is history...
Yes, and considering that men and women have the same number of
ribs, I guess "Adam" spent even less than that.
http://biology.clc.uc.edu/courses/bio105/ribs.htm
I did find the joke funny BTW, albeit a mildly patriarchial/sexist
sort of way :)
My favorite A&E joke:
God had been handing out special gifts to all his creations: cats'
claws, peacock tails, wolves' fangs etc., and he found he had two
gifts
left, so he thought he'd bestow them on his favorite creations. He
tells Adam and Eve they can choose their own gift. First, the
ability
to pee standing up. Adam gets all excited.
"Ooh, ooh, I want that one, please! That would be so cool! I
could
write my name in the snow and draw pictures and pee without having
to
stop walking and I could go behind trees and,and it would just be
soooo
great!!" Eve just shook her head and smiled. "Let him have it."
God reaches into his bag for the last gift. "OK, that just leaves
multiple orgasms."
Don't forget...."God" reaches into his bag and hands Adam a penis and
testicles; "Here's something for you to think with."
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
Don't give up your day job.
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| User: "NUNIA IS GOD!" |
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| Title: Re: Garden of Eden Joke |
01 Apr 2005 08:07:28 PM |
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one day eve was looking into a stream while god watched her.
all of a sudden she dived in and god said oh no!now all the fish are going
to smell like that!
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