Doc Smartass wrote:
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Who put the EAC on Wiki? Our cover will be blown!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Atheist_Conspiracy

The EAC does not exist and the article clearly states that it is
fictitious. There is nothing to worry about and the person responsible
for the article has not been seen for some time.
He apparently came into a lot of money because neighbors said he was
picked up at night in what sounded like a helicopter and left all his
old things behind.

In <43bdacaa$0$901$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk>, martin

wrote:

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_K._Bilbo

American author of technical support books and reference guides, the

majority of which have been geared towards users of Apple computers.

I didn't realise you were THAT Mark Bilbo, it never twigged for some
reason. I use to have a couple of your books on the Apple from Que.

done and cheers, very usefull they were.

Thanks for the kind words.

And, yeah, that's me. Though it's been a while...

"Syd M." <pdwright42@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1136571375.937047.259240@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

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Damn. Gastrich needs a *life...

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Carefull, Mark.. He's like Beatleguase (I know, misspelled).. Say his
name three times, and the loon apears.

That reminded me of this thing a friend sent me (just the highlights,
since it's probably on the web in several dozen other places, too):

Little-Known Facts About Chuck Norris

If you look in a mirror and say "Chuck Norris" three times, he will
appear and kill your entire family... but at least you get to see Chuck
Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck
Norris.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
because he has run out of women.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying
"booya".

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck
Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck
Norris can kill him and take it.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes
only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has
not had to pay taxes. Ever.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in
the face.

Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking."

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck
Norris.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes
corn needs to lie the ***** down!

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
allows to live.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use
to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.

When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck
Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third
girl he had slept with.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with
lactose's *****.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The
water gets Chuck Norris instead.