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10 Oct 2005 01:04:26 PM |
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Gawd of the Bible is at best a Wimpy Demon |
Almighty Gawd needed the help of a guy in a wooden boat?
Almighty Gawd sends rain, boils, and grasshoppers?
Almighty Gawd sends only cryptic messages disguised as dreams?
Almighty Gawd is never seen but a few times by a handful of people?
Almighty Gawd raises one pathetic person from the dead? He might have
been dead. He smelled dead. My dog smells like that every time he rolls
on something.
If you want to pretend that the Bible is really describing true events
-- then you have to accept that Gawd is either a wimp, or a very
understated fellow, which conflicts greatly with all of [h]is kingly
bellowing.
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| User: "Andrew W" |
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| Title: Re: Gawd of the Bible is at best a Wimpy Demon |
13 Oct 2005 04:39:49 PM |
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"Dave" <galt_57@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1128967466.759519.155190@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Almighty Gawd needed the help of a guy in a wooden boat?
Almighty Gawd sends rain, boils, and grasshoppers?
Almighty Gawd sends only cryptic messages disguised as dreams?
Almighty Gawd is never seen but a few times by a handful of people?
That's how aliens always appear as well - only to one or two in remote
locations.
Almighty Gawd raises one pathetic person from the dead? He might have
been dead. He smelled dead. My dog smells like that every time he rolls
on something.
If you want to pretend that the Bible is really describing true events
-- then you have to accept that Gawd is either a wimp, or a very
understated fellow, which conflicts greatly with all of [h]is kingly
bellowing.
--
Andrew W.
Beware of invisible entities that coerce you into a life of worship and
sacrifice.
Beware of any being who offers you a gift in the form of death and
suffering.
Beware of any religion that makes free-mindedness a crime.
Free-mindedness is foolishness to those whose brains are perishing.
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
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| User: "P.T." |
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| Title: Re: Gawd of the Bible is at best a Wimpy Demon |
10 Oct 2005 01:47:46 PM |
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"Dave" <galt_57@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1128967466.759519.155190@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Almighty Gawd needed the help of a guy in a wooden boat?
Almighty Gawd sends rain, boils, and grasshoppers?
Almighty Gawd sends only cryptic messages disguised as dreams?
Almighty Gawd is never seen but a few times by a handful of people?
Almighty Gawd raises one pathetic person from the dead? He might have
been dead. He smelled dead. My dog smells like that every time he rolls
on something.
If you want to pretend that the Bible is really describing true events
-- then you have to accept that Gawd is either a wimp, or a very
understated fellow, which conflicts greatly with all of [h]is kingly
bellowing.
Awww, Davey Wavey having a rant?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Gawd of the Bible is at best a Wimpy Demon |
13 Oct 2005 05:29:41 PM |
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Dave wrote:
Almighty Gawd needed the help of a guy in a wooden boat?
Almighty Gawd sends rain, boils, and grasshoppers?
Almighty Gawd sends only cryptic messages disguised as dreams?
Almighty Gawd is never seen but a few times by a handful of people?
Almighty Gawd raises one pathetic person from the dead? He might have
been dead. He smelled dead. My dog smells like that every time he rolls
on something.
If you want to pretend that the Bible is really describing true events
-- then you have to accept that Gawd is either a wimp, or a very
understated fellow, which conflicts greatly with all of [h]is kingly
bellowing.
Why would this matter?
When you have no one to report to,
you can do and fix things as you want.
Life and death are in his end.
No matter what, you won't have this choice
in the afterlife.
It is not like democracy whereby you can't say
something like: since I did not believe
in God while I was living
on earth I don't want to be judged by him.
REMEMBER THIS: You are doing no favor
to nobody not even to God.
All this is in your own interest.
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| User: "Pastor Dave" |
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| Title: Re: Gawd of the Bible is at best a Wimpy Demon |
10 Oct 2005 01:34:25 PM |
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On 10 Oct 2005 11:04:26 -0700, "Dave"
<galt_57@hotmail.com> spake thusly:
Almighty Gawd needed the help of a guy in a wooden boat?
Almighty Gawd sends rain, boils, and grasshoppers?
Almighty Gawd sends only cryptic messages disguised as dreams?
Almighty Gawd is never seen but a few times by a handful of people?
Almighty Gawd raises one pathetic person from the dead? He might have
been dead. He smelled dead. My dog smells like that every time he rolls
on something.
If you want to pretend that the Bible is really describing true events
-- then you have to accept that Gawd is either a wimp, or a very
understated fellow, which conflicts greatly with all of [h]is kingly
bellowing.
The real questions are...
1) Why are you starting new threads and intentionally
cross posting them into Biblical news groups,
especially after complaining that it is Christians who
invade atheist news groups?
2) If you don't care about God, then why do you spend
so much time insulting Him and Christians?
3) Why are you so hateful? And don't say it's because
of what Christians do.
a) You are then saying that two wrongs makes a right,
proving how childish and immature you are.
b) No Christians have harmed you in any way, nor have
they stopped you from saying anything you want to.
c) You prove yourself a liar, by the fact that you just
started a new thread for the purpose of voicing hatred
toward God and toward Christians. And don't bother
saying you don't hate God, because you don't believe
in Him. This message of yours proves otherwise and
it also proves that you do believe in Him, because you
spend so much time rebelling against Him.
You are a fool.
"The fool has said in his heart; There is no God."
- Psalm 14:1b
--
Pastor Dave
1st Century Church of Christ
"If you will not believe,
Surely you will not be established."
- Isaiah 7:9b
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| User: "Andrew W" |
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| Title: Re: Gawd of the Bible is at best a Wimpy Demon |
13 Oct 2005 05:06:02 PM |
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"Pastor Dave" <1news-group-mail1@nospam-tampa-bay.rr.com> wrote in message
news:qpclk1pd138af9mejuan1m9vqn8matmv5p@4ax.com...
The real questions are...
1) Why are you starting new threads and intentionally
cross posting them into Biblical news groups,
especially after complaining that it is Christians who
invade atheist news groups?
2) If you don't care about God, then why do you spend
so much time insulting Him and Christians?
3) Why are you so hateful? And don't say it's because
of what Christians do.
a) You are then saying that two wrongs makes a right,
proving how childish and immature you are.
b) No Christians have harmed you in any way, nor have
they stopped you from saying anything you want to.
c) You prove yourself a liar, by the fact that you just
started a new thread for the purpose of voicing hatred
toward God and toward Christians. And don't bother
saying you don't hate God, because you don't believe
in Him. This message of yours proves otherwise and
it also proves that you do believe in Him, because you
spend so much time rebelling against Him.
You Christians just don't get it do you.
Its not your god we're hating and rebelling against but your system of
religion.
And the reason we spend so much time and energy on it is not because we
subconsciously believe in your god but because your religion has virtually
taken over all of our western societies.
Apart from that its fun because of some of the quaint and asinine verses in
your scripture, and your pedantic and petty, fist-shaking, always angry god.
You are a fool.
"The fool has said in his heart; There is no God."
- Psalm 14:1b
The fool has said in his heart; There is an invisible angry book author in
the sky.
--
Andrew W.
Beware of invisible entities that coerce you into a life of worship and
sacrifice.
Beware of any being who offers you a gift in the form of death and
suffering.
Beware of any religion that makes free-mindedness a crime.
Free-mindedness is foolishness to those whose brains are perishing.
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
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| User: "I KILLED YOUR GOD-IT WAS EASY!" |
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| Title: Re: Gawd of the Bible is at best a Wimpy Demon |
11 Oct 2005 11:00:54 AM |
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You are a fool.
"The fool has said in his heart; There is no God."
- Psalm 14:1b
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Pastor Dave>
THE THING IS ONLY FOOLS AND IDIOTS LIKE YOU BELIEVE THAT CROCK OF *****.
I AM NOT AS DUMB AS YOU.
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I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life I absented
myself from Christian assemblies.²
-- Benjamin Franklin
AA #2241.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Gawd of the Bible is at best a Wimpy Demon |
10 Oct 2005 03:37:36 PM |
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Pastor Dave wrote:
On 10 Oct 2005 11:04:26 -0700, "Dave"
<galt_57@hotmail.com> spake thusly:
c) You prove yourself a liar, by the fact that you just
started a new thread for the purpose of voicing hatred
toward God and toward Christians. And don't bother
saying you don't hate God, because you don't believe
in Him. This message of yours proves otherwise and
it also proves that you do believe in Him, because you
spend so much time rebelling against Him.
What are you, like 12 years old, that this logic makes any sense to
you? I can't pick up a copy of bhagavad gita or the koran and try
numerous times to find logical faults with them without being proven to
believe in their gods? How do you sleep at night? Doesn't your head
hurt?
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| User: "Pastor Dave" |
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| Title: Re: Gawd of the Bible is at best a Wimpy Demon |
10 Oct 2005 05:08:04 PM |
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On 10 Oct 2005 13:37:36 -0700,
spake thusly:
Pastor Dave wrote:
On 10 Oct 2005 11:04:26 -0700, "Dave"
<galt_57@hotmail.com> spake thusly:
c) You prove yourself a liar, by the fact that you just
started a new thread for the purpose of voicing hatred
toward God and toward Christians. And don't bother
saying you don't hate God, because you don't believe
in Him. This message of yours proves otherwise and
it also proves that you do believe in Him, because you
spend so much time rebelling against Him.
What are you, like 12 years old, that this logic makes
any sense to you?
Well, I guess deleting the factual points that I made
is proof enough for you that you're right and I'm
wrong. And I'm sure that doing that and then calling
me a child couldn't mean that you hated the fact
that I hit the nail right on the head.
Na, couldn't be.
How do you sleep at night?
Very well. I know where I'll wake up, if my physical
body dies while I sleep. Do you?
--
Pastor Dave
1st Century Church of Christ
"If you will not believe,
Surely you will not be established."
- Isaiah 7:9b
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Gawd of the Bible is at best a Wimpy Demon |
10 Oct 2005 05:13:02 PM |
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On 10 Oct 2005 11:04:26 -0700, "Dave" <galt_57@hotmail.com> wrote:
Almighty Gawd needed the help of a guy in a wooden boat?
For what?
Almighty Gawd sends rain, boils, and grasshoppers?
Nope, man acting as a god let that happen. If only A&E had obeyed God, we
wouldn't be faced with these things.
Almighty Gawd sends only cryptic messages disguised as dreams?
Nope, there are events and revelations that are not dreams.
Almighty Gawd is never seen but a few times by a handful of people?
Nope, no one has ever seen almighty God except the Son.
Almighty Gawd raises one pathetic person from the dead? He might have
been dead. He smelled dead. My dog smells like that every time he rolls
on something.
Maybe you should spend your time smelling other things besides dogs.
If you want to pretend that the Bible is really describing true events
Some are, some aren't.
-- then you have to accept that Gawd is either a wimp, or a very
understated fellow, which conflicts greatly with all of [h]is kingly
bellowing.
Or the supreme being, which is the real truth.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Joseph Hertzlinger" |
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| Title: Re: Gawd of the Bible is at best a Wimpy Demon |
11 Oct 2005 01:23:00 AM |
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On 10 Oct 2005 11:04:26 -0700, Dave <galt_57@hotmail.com> wrote:
Almighty Gawd needed the help of a guy in a wooden boat?
Almighty Gawd sends rain, boils, and grasshoppers?
Almighty Gawd sends only cryptic messages disguised as dreams?
Almighty Gawd is never seen but a few times by a handful of people?
Almighty Gawd raises one pathetic person from the dead? He might have
been dead. He smelled dead. My dog smells like that every time he rolls
on something.
If you want to pretend that the Bible is really describing true events
-- then you have to accept that Gawd is either a wimp, or a very
understated fellow, which conflicts greatly with all of [h]is kingly
bellowing.
Others have claimed that the God of the Only Testament is a horrible
tyrant.
Let's you and them debate.
--
http://hertzlinger.blogspot.com
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