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"walksalone" |
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24 May 2007 04:34:37 PM |
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G'day Eingana, JAGOTD |
Eingana AKA Mother Eingana, the world-creator, the birth mother, maker
of all water, land, animals, and kangaroos death mother
Australia
She is portrayed as a huge, as in overly large, snake Goddess who is
still alive in the dreamtime. When it becomes necessary she will arise
to the occasion of creating yet more life as needed.
She began her responsibilities as a primordial snake, and her offspring
were contained within. This created a technical problem that she had
not anticipated, she had no vagina. When it came time for birth, of
course as she was an intense pain because there was no way to deliver
her offspring. Fortunately for her, Barriay saw her rolling around in
her agony, and spared her near the *****. Thus she could give birth, and
all other creatures now give birth at the same location.
As a goddess of death, it is said that she holds a sinew of life that
she has attached to each of her creatures, when she lets go, the
attached creature/creation dies. the really bad news, when she dies,
everybody and everything dies. No fun there.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: G'day Eingana, JAGOTD |
25 May 2007 08:00:16 PM |
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In <bo5c53drit0jar3o3muhjr20sjfkbsdk7q@4ax.com>, on 05/25/07
at 08:22 AM, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> done went & made my
day.
On Thu, 24 May 2007 16:34:37 -0500, walksalone
<walksalone@dastardly,dirty.deeds.done.dirt.cheap.llc> wrote:
- Refer: <1ih615ei5188b.dlg@life.is.sweet>
Eingana AKA Mother Eingana, the world-creator, the birth mother, maker
of all water, land, animals, and kangaroos death mother
Australia
She is portrayed as a huge, as in overly large, snake Goddess who is
still alive in the dreamtime. When it becomes necessary she will arise
to the occasion of creating yet more life as needed.
She began her responsibilities as a primordial snake, and her offspring
were contained within. This created a technical problem that she had
not anticipated, she had no vagina. When it came time for birth, of
course as she was an intense pain because there was no way to deliver
her offspring. Fortunately for her, Barriay saw her rolling around in
her agony, and spared her near the *****. Thus she could give birth, and
all other creatures now give birth at the same location.
As a goddess of death, it is said that she holds a sinew of life that
she has attached to each of her creatures, when she lets go, the
attached creature/creation dies. the really bad news, when she dies,
everybody and everything dies. No fun there.
That should be "speared her near the *****", btw.
Quite, thank you.
walksalone who should know better, does know better, & still screws the
pooch. Life goes on.
Lots of people think they're charitable if they give away their old
clothes and things they don't want. It isn't charity to give away things
you want to get rid of and it isn't a sacrifice to do things you don't
mind doing. -Myrtle Reed, author (1874-1911)
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: G'day Eingana, JAGOTD |
26 May 2007 01:49:40 AM |
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On Fri, 25 May 2007 20:00:16 -0500, wrote:
- Refer: <465786bd$2$jnyxfnybar$mr2ice@news.datemas.de>
In <bo5c53drit0jar3o3muhjr20sjfkbsdk7q@4ax.com>, on 05/25/07
at 08:22 AM, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> done went & made my
day.
On Thu, 24 May 2007 16:34:37 -0500, walksalone
<walksalone@dastardly,dirty.deeds.done.dirt.cheap.llc> wrote:
- Refer: <1ih615ei5188b.dlg@life.is.sweet>
Eingana AKA Mother Eingana, the world-creator, the birth mother, maker
of all water, land, animals, and kangaroos death mother
Australia
She is portrayed as a huge, as in overly large, snake Goddess who is
still alive in the dreamtime. When it becomes necessary she will arise
to the occasion of creating yet more life as needed.
She began her responsibilities as a primordial snake, and her offspring
were contained within. This created a technical problem that she had
not anticipated, she had no vagina. When it came time for birth, of
course as she was an intense pain because there was no way to deliver
her offspring. Fortunately for her, Barriay saw her rolling around in
her agony, and spared her near the *****. Thus she could give birth, and
all other creatures now give birth at the same location.
As a goddess of death, it is said that she holds a sinew of life that
she has attached to each of her creatures, when she lets go, the
attached creature/creation dies. the really bad news, when she dies,
everybody and everything dies. No fun there.
That should be "speared her near the *****", btw.
Quite, thank you.
walksalone who should know better, does know better, & still screws the
pooch.
You can be arrested for that.
"NOTICE to all Animal Lovers:
Your activities are punishable by law."
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: G'day Eingana, JAGOTD |
26 May 2007 05:42:55 AM |
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In <f2mf53tt3lgh45j49rdtadng5sq8td3r78@4ax.com>, on 05/26/07
at 04:19 PM, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> said:
On Fri, 25 May 2007 20:00:16 -0500, wrote:
- Refer: <465786bd$2$jnyxfnybar$mr2ice@news.datemas.de>
In <bo5c53drit0jar3o3muhjr20sjfkbsdk7q@4ax.com>, on 05/25/07
at 08:22 AM, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> done went & made my
day.
On Thu, 24 May 2007 16:34:37 -0500, walksalone
<walksalone@dastardly,dirty.deeds.done.dirt.cheap.llc> wrote:
- Refer: <1ih615ei5188b.dlg@life.is.sweet>
Eingana AKA Mother Eingana, the world-creator, the birth mother, maker
of all water, land, animals, and kangaroos death mother
Australia
snip
That should be "speared her near the *****", btw.
Quite, thank you.
walksalone who should know better, does know better, & still screws the
pooch.
You can be arrested for that.
<Looks around> Not if you don't tell.
FYI, means, in the US military, to screw up in a minor way, & get caught
at it.
"NOTICE to all Animal Lovers:
Your activities are punishable by law."
A sign seen on a local beach no doubt?
walksalone who spent his time in Aus [mid-sixties, maybe ninety days at
the most] at the Springs. Nice people for the most part.
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and
you are out there. -Yasutani Roshi, Zen master (1885-1973)
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: G'day Eingana, JAGOTD |
26 May 2007 07:17:30 PM |
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On Sat, 26 May 2007 05:42:55 -0500, wrote:
- Refer: <46581004$2$jnyxfnybar$mr2ice@news.datemas.de>
In <f2mf53tt3lgh45j49rdtadng5sq8td3r78@4ax.com>, on 05/26/07
at 04:19 PM, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> said:
On Fri, 25 May 2007 20:00:16 -0500, wrote:
- Refer: <465786bd$2$jnyxfnybar$mr2ice@news.datemas.de>
In <bo5c53drit0jar3o3muhjr20sjfkbsdk7q@4ax.com>, on 05/25/07
at 08:22 AM, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> done went & made my
day.
On Thu, 24 May 2007 16:34:37 -0500, walksalone
<walksalone@dastardly,dirty.deeds.done.dirt.cheap.llc> wrote:
- Refer: <1ih615ei5188b.dlg@life.is.sweet>
Eingana AKA Mother Eingana, the world-creator, the birth mother, maker
of all water, land, animals, and kangaroos death mother
Australia
snip
That should be "speared her near the *****", btw.
Quite, thank you.
walksalone who should know better, does know better, & still screws the
pooch.
You can be arrested for that.
<Looks around> Not if you don't tell.
FYI, means, in the US military, to screw up in a minor way, & get caught
at it.
Ah, a SNAFU.
"NOTICE to all Animal Lovers:
Your activities are punishable by law."
A sign seen on a local beach no doubt?
walksalone who spent his time in Aus [mid-sixties, maybe ninety days at
the most] at the Springs. Nice people for the most part.
Alice Springs?
or Siding Springs?
(and Bob Crowley is an Aussie, to my eternal shame.)
--
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: G'day Eingana, JAGOTD |
27 May 2007 06:07:33 AM |
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In <kdjh53dbsvp77avmhc9ofjtqbdhuh1p326@4ax.com>, on 05/27/07
at 09:47 AM, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> said:
On Sat, 26 May 2007 05:42:55 -0500, wrote:
- Refer: <46581004$2$jnyxfnybar$mr2ice@news.datemas.de>
In <f2mf53tt3lgh45j49rdtadng5sq8td3r78@4ax.com>, on 05/26/07
at 04:19 PM, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> said:
On Fri, 25 May 2007 20:00:16 -0500, wrote:
- Refer: <465786bd$2$jnyxfnybar$mr2ice@news.datemas.de>
In <bo5c53drit0jar3o3muhjr20sjfkbsdk7q@4ax.com>, on 05/25/07
at 08:22 AM, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> done went & made my
day.
On Thu, 24 May 2007 16:34:37 -0500, walksalone
<walksalone@dastardly,dirty.deeds.done.dirt.cheap.llc> wrote:
- Refer: <1ih615ei5188b.dlg@life.is.sweet>
snip
"NOTICE to all Animal Lovers:
Your activities are punishable by law."
A sign seen on a local beach no doubt?
walksalone who spent his time in Aus [mid-sixties, maybe ninety days at
the most] at the Springs. Nice people for the most part.
Alice Springs?
or Siding Springs?
Military time, Alice. Other than there being nice people there, & the
Regimental being god, can't really recall that much. It was instructor
duty, & being I could understand them, I got lucky.
(and Bob Crowley is an Aussie, to my eternal shame.)
I promise I won't rub your nose in it, well, not very often, or not to
hard, or. BTW, haven't a clue who that is, if it's a troll, probably
been killfiled shortly after it showed up.
walksalone who does so wish this program was a WAD item, but it does
what I want so I'm going to keep using it.
Lots of people think they're charitable if they give away their old
clothes and things they don't want. It isn't charity to give away things
you want to get rid of and it isn't a sacrifice to do things you don't
mind doing. -Myrtle Reed, author (1874-1911
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: G'day Eingana, JAGOTD |
24 May 2007 05:52:29 PM |
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On Thu, 24 May 2007 16:34:37 -0500, walksalone
<walksalone@dastardly,dirty.deeds.done.dirt.cheap.llc> wrote:
- Refer: <1ih615ei5188b.dlg@life.is.sweet>
Eingana AKA Mother Eingana, the world-creator, the birth mother, maker
of all water, land, animals, and kangaroos death mother
Australia
She is portrayed as a huge, as in overly large, snake Goddess who is
still alive in the dreamtime. When it becomes necessary she will arise
to the occasion of creating yet more life as needed.
She began her responsibilities as a primordial snake, and her offspring
were contained within. This created a technical problem that she had
not anticipated, she had no vagina. When it came time for birth, of
course as she was an intense pain because there was no way to deliver
her offspring. Fortunately for her, Barriay saw her rolling around in
her agony, and spared her near the *****. Thus she could give birth, and
all other creatures now give birth at the same location.
As a goddess of death, it is said that she holds a sinew of life that
she has attached to each of her creatures, when she lets go, the
attached creature/creation dies. the really bad news, when she dies,
everybody and everything dies. No fun there.
That should be "speared her near the *****", btw.
--
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