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"Erica" |
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29 Jan 2004 01:18:50 AM |
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Geez, I woulda rescued her if I'da known |
I was in my favorite coffeehouse over the weekend, working on some
proofreading, when I became vaguely aware that there was a fairly intense
discussion going on between a customer and the girl behind the counter. From
the few words I was picking up, it sounded religious. I almost joined in,
but couldn't find a non-dorky way to just barge in, so I continued reading.
After the woman's car alarm just started going off for apparently no reason,
which got her out of the coffeehouse pretty quickly, one of the other
patrons asked Coffeegirl if the woman had been trying to convert her or
something. Ayep, came the reply.
Apparently after asking how long the girl had been working at the shop, the
woman launched into "Do you know where you're going after you die?"
I told the girl that the next time someone asked her such a question, she
should say "An island off of Tahiti."
It's actually a "none of your dang business" sort of question really.
The thing that bugged me the most was when the girl said that she'd actually
indicated that she went to church and so had her own beliefs. The woman had
started to quiz her. What...it doesn't count unless it matches her church
and her beliefs?
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can just
walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was actually God's
way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin used to say "Would you
want someone like that going around describing *you*?"
Gromph. I hate that. I really, really hate that.
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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| Title: Re: Geez, I woulda rescued her if I'da known |
29 Jan 2004 11:26:37 AM |
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"Erica" <scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:4018b2f6$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net:
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can
just walk away.
Perhaps. However, she is perfectly justified in saying "Let me get my
manager for you." Her employer is *required* *by* *law* to protect her from
offensive customers. Hostile work environment, and all.
--
Terry Austin
taustin@hyperbooks.com
www.hyperbooks.com
Roleplaying Stuff
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| User: "Erica" |
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| Title: Re: Geez, I woulda rescued her if I'da known |
29 Jan 2004 04:56:51 PM |
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"No 33 Secretary" <taustin+usenet@hyperbooks.com> wrote in message
news:Xns947F601119B57taustinhyperbookscom@216.168.3.50...
"Erica" <scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:4018b2f6$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net:
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can
just walk away.
Perhaps. However, she is perfectly justified in saying "Let me get my
manager for you." Her employer is *required* *by* *law* to protect her
from
offensive customers. Hostile work environment, and all.
--
Terry Austin
taustin@hyperbooks.com
www.hyperbooks.com
Roleplaying Stuff
That might have worked if it wasn't a "one employee at a time" small coffee
house. She was on her own. If it had gotten too intense (ie. loud enough for
me to hear) I would have stepped in.
Hey, I remember you from my lurking over at rec.games.frp.dnd. Howdy! You
still hang out over there?
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Geez, I woulda rescued her if I'da known |
29 Jan 2004 10:34:54 PM |
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"Erica" <scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:40198ed2$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net:
"No 33 Secretary" <taustin+usenet@hyperbooks.com> wrote in message
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Hey, I remember you from my lurking over at rec.games.frp.dnd. Howdy!
You still hang out over there?
I used to lurk there for a little while. Small Usenet!
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dissent is not a right.
It is a RESPONSIBILITY.
--me.
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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30 Jan 2004 10:54:22 AM |
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"Erica" <scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:40198ed2$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net:
"No 33 Secretary" <taustin+usenet@hyperbooks.com> wrote in message
news:Xns947F601119B57taustinhyperbookscom@216.168.3.50...
"Erica" <scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:4018b2f6$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net:
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can
just walk away.
Perhaps. However, she is perfectly justified in saying "Let me get my
manager for you." Her employer is *required* *by* *law* to protect
her
from
offensive customers. Hostile work environment, and all.
--
Terry Austin
taustin@hyperbooks.com
www.hyperbooks.com
Roleplaying Stuff
That might have worked if it wasn't a "one employee at a time" small
coffee house. She was on her own.
If she's the only one there, then, by definition, she has the authority to
throw the ***** out (and call the cops, if necessary, to enforce it).
If it had gotten too intense (ie.
loud enough for me to hear) I would have stepped in.
I might have anyway, but I'm an *****, too.
Hey, I remember you from my lurking over at rec.games.frp.dnd. Howdy!
You still hang out over there?
You might say that.
--
Terry Austin
taustin@hyperbooks.com
www.hyperbooks.com
Roleplaying Stuff
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 Jan 2004 08:15:18 AM |
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And so upon Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:18:50 -0600 didst Erica speak thusly:
I was in my favorite coffeehouse over the weekend, working on some
proofreading, when I became vaguely aware that there was a fairly intense
discussion going on between a customer and the girl behind the counter. From
the few words I was picking up, it sounded religious. I almost joined in,
but couldn't find a non-dorky way to just barge in, so I continued reading.
After the woman's car alarm just started going off for apparently no reason,
which got her out of the coffeehouse pretty quickly, one of the other
patrons asked Coffeegirl if the woman had been trying to convert her or
something. Ayep, came the reply.
Apparently after asking how long the girl had been working at the shop, the
woman launched into "Do you know where you're going after you die?"
I told the girl that the next time someone asked her such a question, she
should say "An island off of Tahiti."
It's actually a "none of your dang business" sort of question really.
The thing that bugged me the most was when the girl said that she'd actually
indicated that she went to church and so had her own beliefs. The woman had
started to quiz her. What...it doesn't count unless it matches her church
and her beliefs?
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can just
walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was actually God's
way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin used to say "Would you
want someone like that going around describing *you*?"
Gromph. I hate that. I really, really hate that.
The little town I grew up in had a United Pentecostal camp just on the
edge of town. I mean a *BIG* camp. They'd descend on us every summer in
*droves for religious retreats and such.
(Small tangent: guys always told me that was the best time and place to
pick up women for sex. <g>)
Friend of mine from school (I was in HS then) ended up in a situation like
that. Tons of UPC folk descended on the steak house she worked in. Some
woman in line asked her where she went to church. She named some local
Baptist church. So, of course, the woman said "you know you're going to
hell?"
Without missing a beat, my friend replied "Save me a spot!"
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "LisaKay" |
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| Title: Re: Geez, I woulda rescued her if I'da known |
29 Jan 2004 08:03:36 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in message news:<pan.2004.01.29.14.15.18.230213@hoo.com-amikchi>...
And so upon Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:18:50 -0600 didst Erica speak thusly:
I was in my favorite coffeehouse over the weekend, working on some
proofreading, when I became vaguely aware that there was a fairly intense
discussion going on between a customer and the girl behind the counter. From
the few words I was picking up, it sounded religious. I almost joined in,
but couldn't find a non-dorky way to just barge in, so I continued reading.
After the woman's car alarm just started going off for apparently no reason,
which got her out of the coffeehouse pretty quickly, one of the other
patrons asked Coffeegirl if the woman had been trying to convert her or
something. Ayep, came the reply.
Apparently after asking how long the girl had been working at the shop, the
woman launched into "Do you know where you're going after you die?"
I told the girl that the next time someone asked her such a question, she
should say "An island off of Tahiti."
It's actually a "none of your dang business" sort of question really.
The thing that bugged me the most was when the girl said that she'd actually
indicated that she went to church and so had her own beliefs. The woman had
started to quiz her. What...it doesn't count unless it matches her church
and her beliefs?
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can just
walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was actually God's
way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin used to say "Would you
want someone like that going around describing *you*?"
Gromph. I hate that. I really, really hate that.
The little town I grew up in had a United Pentecostal camp just on the
edge of town. I mean a *BIG* camp. They'd descend on us every summer in
*droves for religious retreats and such.
(Small tangent: guys always told me that was the best time and place to
pick up women for sex. <g>)
Friend of mine from school (I was in HS then) ended up in a situation like
that. Tons of UPC folk descended on the steak house she worked in. Some
woman in line asked her where she went to church. She named some local
Baptist church. So, of course, the woman said "you know you're going to
hell?"
Without missing a beat, my friend replied "Save me a spot!"
Is this camp in NC by chance? I had a discussion about some kind of
camp in NC recently, but we couldn't figure out which
sect/denomination it was.
-LisaKay
aa #2054
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 Jan 2004 09:45:18 PM |
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And so upon Thu, 29 Jan 2004 18:03:36 -0800 didst LisaKay speak thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in message news:<pan.2004.01.29.14.15.18.230213@hoo.com-amikchi>...
And so upon Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:18:50 -0600 didst Erica speak thusly:
I was in my favorite coffeehouse over the weekend, working on some
proofreading, when I became vaguely aware that there was a fairly intense
discussion going on between a customer and the girl behind the counter. From
the few words I was picking up, it sounded religious. I almost joined in,
but couldn't find a non-dorky way to just barge in, so I continued reading.
After the woman's car alarm just started going off for apparently no reason,
which got her out of the coffeehouse pretty quickly, one of the other
patrons asked Coffeegirl if the woman had been trying to convert her or
something. Ayep, came the reply.
Apparently after asking how long the girl had been working at the shop, the
woman launched into "Do you know where you're going after you die?"
I told the girl that the next time someone asked her such a question, she
should say "An island off of Tahiti."
It's actually a "none of your dang business" sort of question really.
The thing that bugged me the most was when the girl said that she'd actually
indicated that she went to church and so had her own beliefs. The woman had
started to quiz her. What...it doesn't count unless it matches her church
and her beliefs?
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can just
walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was actually God's
way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin used to say "Would you
want someone like that going around describing *you*?"
Gromph. I hate that. I really, really hate that.
The little town I grew up in had a United Pentecostal camp just on the
edge of town. I mean a *BIG* camp. They'd descend on us every summer in
*droves for religious retreats and such.
(Small tangent: guys always told me that was the best time and place to
pick up women for sex. <g>)
Friend of mine from school (I was in HS then) ended up in a situation like
that. Tons of UPC folk descended on the steak house she worked in. Some
woman in line asked her where she went to church. She named some local
Baptist church. So, of course, the woman said "you know you're going to
hell?"
Without missing a beat, my friend replied "Save me a spot!"
Is this camp in NC by chance? I had a discussion about some kind of
camp in NC recently, but we couldn't figure out which
sect/denomination it was.
Nah. Texas.
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "Adam Marczyk" |
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29 Jan 2004 09:22:56 AM |
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Erica <scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4018b2f6$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net...
I was in my favorite coffeehouse over the weekend, working on some
proofreading, when I became vaguely aware that there was a fairly intense
discussion going on between a customer and the girl behind the counter.
From the few words I was picking up, it sounded religious. I almost
joined in, but couldn't find a non-dorky way to just barge in, so I
continued reading.
After the woman's car alarm just started going off for apparently no
reason, which got her out of the coffeehouse pretty quickly, one of the
other patrons asked Coffeegirl if the woman had been trying to convert
her or something. Ayep, came the reply.
Apparently after asking how long the girl had been working at the shop,
the woman launched into "Do you know where you're going after you die?"
I told the girl that the next time someone asked her such a question, she
should say "An island off of Tahiti."
It's actually a "none of your dang business" sort of question really.
The thing that bugged me the most was when the girl said that she'd
actually indicated that she went to church and so had her own beliefs.
The woman had started to quiz her. What...it doesn't count unless it
matches her church and her beliefs?
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can just
walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was actually
God's way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin used to say
"Would you want someone like that going around describing *you*?"
Gromph. I hate that. I really, really hate that.
I would think that's not too hard a situation to get out of: Just say
something like, "I'm sorry, I have other customers to serve and I can't
talk about this with you right now." Of course, the bible-thumper might
just wait until there was no one at the counter at the moment...
This is why atheists in general need to speak up more often. I think the
best way for us to cultivate a good public image is to be there to repel
obnoxious proselytizers. ;)
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to be fearful of the night." | http://www.ebonmusings.org
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| User: "Erica" |
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29 Jan 2004 05:16:50 PM |
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"Adam Marczyk" <ebonmuse@deletethis.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Erica <scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4018b2f6$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net...
I was in my favorite coffeehouse over the weekend, working on some
proofreading, when I became vaguely aware that there was a fairly
intense
discussion going on between a customer and the girl behind the counter.
From the few words I was picking up, it sounded religious. I almost
joined in, but couldn't find a non-dorky way to just barge in, so I
continued reading.
After the woman's car alarm just started going off for apparently no
reason, which got her out of the coffeehouse pretty quickly, one of the
other patrons asked Coffeegirl if the woman had been trying to convert
her or something. Ayep, came the reply.
Apparently after asking how long the girl had been working at the shop,
the woman launched into "Do you know where you're going after you die?"
I told the girl that the next time someone asked her such a question,
she
should say "An island off of Tahiti."
It's actually a "none of your dang business" sort of question really.
The thing that bugged me the most was when the girl said that she'd
actually indicated that she went to church and so had her own beliefs.
The woman had started to quiz her. What...it doesn't count unless it
matches her church and her beliefs?
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can just
walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was actually
God's way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin used to say
"Would you want someone like that going around describing *you*?"
Gromph. I hate that. I really, really hate that.
I would think that's not too hard a situation to get out of: Just say
something like, "I'm sorry, I have other customers to serve and I can't
talk about this with you right now." Of course, the bible-thumper might
just wait until there was no one at the counter at the moment...
This is why atheists in general need to speak up more often. I think the
best way for us to cultivate a good public image is to be there to repel
obnoxious proselytizers. ;)
--
It wouldn't do any harm to the image of a theist either to repel the
occasional obnoxious proselytizers. ;-)
If only she'd had other customers. It wasn't that busy. Just a quiet little
place to read and have cup after cup of coffee.
The two worst places for me were at college and on street corners. Right in
front of our local downtown mall is a favorite spot, because the pedestrian
has to wait for the light to change.
I've gotten the question "Are you a Christian" to which I have been known to
answer "Yes."
They don't know what to do with that answer sometimes. I've gotten the
response, "Then why aren't you out here doing what you're supposed to do."
Either that or "Well, do you believe that Jesus died for your sins and is he
your personal savior?" or somesuch. So, in the time it takes to wait for a
light to change from red to green, this person is going to determine if I'm
saved to his satisfaction or if more proselytizing is needed.
I think nowadays I'd have the wherewithall to say to the person "Let me get
this straight. You believe in God, but you don't trust him enough to wait
for the subject to come up naturally in conversation. Instead, you take
matters into you own hands, and cram it down people's throats. Don't you
realize that 9 times out of 10 you're having the OPPOSITE effect?"
Maybe I would. I don't think it would come out that coherent. I don't think
well under pressure.
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29 Jan 2004 11:15:31 PM |
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In article <4019937e$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net>, Erica
<scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Adam Marczyk" <ebonmuse@deletethis.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jz9Sb.11359$1K4.6274@news02.roc.ny...
Erica <scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4018b2f6$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net...
I was in my favorite coffeehouse over the weekend, working on some
proofreading, when I became vaguely aware that there was a fairly
intense
discussion going on between a customer and the girl behind the counter.
From the few words I was picking up, it sounded religious. I almost
joined in, but couldn't find a non-dorky way to just barge in, so I
continued reading.
After the woman's car alarm just started going off for apparently no
reason, which got her out of the coffeehouse pretty quickly, one of the
other patrons asked Coffeegirl if the woman had been trying to convert
her or something. Ayep, came the reply.
Apparently after asking how long the girl had been working at the shop,
the woman launched into "Do you know where you're going after you die?"
I told the girl that the next time someone asked her such a question,
she
should say "An island off of Tahiti."
It's actually a "none of your dang business" sort of question really.
The thing that bugged me the most was when the girl said that she'd
actually indicated that she went to church and so had her own beliefs.
The woman had started to quiz her. What...it doesn't count unless it
matches her church and her beliefs?
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can just
walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was actually
God's way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin used to say
"Would you want someone like that going around describing *you*?"
Gromph. I hate that. I really, really hate that.
I would think that's not too hard a situation to get out of: Just say
something like, "I'm sorry, I have other customers to serve and I can't
talk about this with you right now." Of course, the bible-thumper might
just wait until there was no one at the counter at the moment...
This is why atheists in general need to speak up more often. I think the
best way for us to cultivate a good public image is to be there to repel
obnoxious proselytizers. ;)
--
It wouldn't do any harm to the image of a theist either to repel the
occasional obnoxious proselytizers. ;-)
If only she'd had other customers. It wasn't that busy. Just a quiet little
place to read and have cup after cup of coffee.
The two worst places for me were at college and on street corners. Right in
front of our local downtown mall is a favorite spot, because the pedestrian
has to wait for the light to change.
I've gotten the question "Are you a Christian" to which I have been known to
answer "Yes."
They don't know what to do with that answer sometimes. I've gotten the
response, "Then why aren't you out here doing what you're supposed to do."
Either that or "Well, do you believe that Jesus died for your sins and is he
your personal savior?" or somesuch. So, in the time it takes to wait for a
light to change from red to green, this person is going to determine if I'm
saved to his satisfaction or if more proselytizing is needed.
I think nowadays I'd have the wherewithall to say to the person "Let me get
this straight. You believe in God, but you don't trust him enough to wait
for the subject to come up naturally in conversation. Instead, you take
matters into you own hands, and cram it down people's throats. Don't you
realize that 9 times out of 10 you're having the OPPOSITE effect?"
Maybe I would. I don't think it would come out that coherent. I don't think
well under pressure.
My favorite line for use on the red-light xians goes like this:
RLX: <are you saved blather>
Me: Are you doing the Lord's work?
RLX: Yes
Me: Why? Can't he do it himself? Is he too lazy to do it? Or is he
unwell today?
RLX: chokes, light changes, I'm off
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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31 Jan 2004 09:56:44 PM |
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And so upon Thu, 29 Jan 2004 23:15:31 -0600 didst William Klee speak
thusly:
In article <4019937e$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net>, Erica
<scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Adam Marczyk" <ebonmuse@deletethis.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jz9Sb.11359$1K4.6274@news02.roc.ny...
Erica <scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4018b2f6$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net...
I was in my favorite coffeehouse over the weekend, working on some
proofreading, when I became vaguely aware that there was a fairly
intense
discussion going on between a customer and the girl behind the counter.
From the few words I was picking up, it sounded religious. I almost
joined in, but couldn't find a non-dorky way to just barge in, so I
continued reading.
After the woman's car alarm just started going off for apparently no
reason, which got her out of the coffeehouse pretty quickly, one of the
other patrons asked Coffeegirl if the woman had been trying to convert
her or something. Ayep, came the reply.
Apparently after asking how long the girl had been working at the shop,
the woman launched into "Do you know where you're going after you die?"
I told the girl that the next time someone asked her such a question,
she
should say "An island off of Tahiti."
It's actually a "none of your dang business" sort of question really.
The thing that bugged me the most was when the girl said that she'd
actually indicated that she went to church and so had her own beliefs.
The woman had started to quiz her. What...it doesn't count unless it
matches her church and her beliefs?
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can just
walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was actually
God's way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin used to say
"Would you want someone like that going around describing *you*?"
Gromph. I hate that. I really, really hate that.
I would think that's not too hard a situation to get out of: Just say
something like, "I'm sorry, I have other customers to serve and I can't
talk about this with you right now." Of course, the bible-thumper might
just wait until there was no one at the counter at the moment...
This is why atheists in general need to speak up more often. I think the
best way for us to cultivate a good public image is to be there to repel
obnoxious proselytizers. ;)
--
It wouldn't do any harm to the image of a theist either to repel the
occasional obnoxious proselytizers. ;-)
If only she'd had other customers. It wasn't that busy. Just a quiet little
place to read and have cup after cup of coffee.
The two worst places for me were at college and on street corners. Right in
front of our local downtown mall is a favorite spot, because the pedestrian
has to wait for the light to change.
I've gotten the question "Are you a Christian" to which I have been known to
answer "Yes."
They don't know what to do with that answer sometimes. I've gotten the
response, "Then why aren't you out here doing what you're supposed to do."
Either that or "Well, do you believe that Jesus died for your sins and is he
your personal savior?" or somesuch. So, in the time it takes to wait for a
light to change from red to green, this person is going to determine if I'm
saved to his satisfaction or if more proselytizing is needed.
I think nowadays I'd have the wherewithall to say to the person "Let me get
this straight. You believe in God, but you don't trust him enough to wait
for the subject to come up naturally in conversation. Instead, you take
matters into you own hands, and cram it down people's throats. Don't you
realize that 9 times out of 10 you're having the OPPOSITE effect?"
Maybe I would. I don't think it would come out that coherent. I don't think
well under pressure.
My favorite line for use on the red-light xians goes like this:
RLX: <are you saved blather>
Me: Are you doing the Lord's work?
RLX: Yes
Me: Why? Can't he do it himself? Is he too lazy to do it? Or is he
unwell today?
RLX: chokes, light changes, I'm off
I keep waiting for the next one to ask me "have you found Jesus?" so I can
reply "have you lost him *again?"
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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01 Feb 2004 12:19:46 AM |
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In article <pan.2004.02.01.03.56.43.600579@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K.
Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
And so upon Thu, 29 Jan 2004 23:15:31 -0600 didst William Klee speak
thusly:
In article <4019937e$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net>, Erica
<scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Adam Marczyk" <ebonmuse@deletethis.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jz9Sb.11359$1K4.6274@news02.roc.ny...
Erica <scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4018b2f6$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net...
I was in my favorite coffeehouse over the weekend, working on some
proofreading, when I became vaguely aware that there was a fairly
intense
discussion going on between a customer and the girl behind the counter.
From the few words I was picking up, it sounded religious. I almost
joined in, but couldn't find a non-dorky way to just barge in, so I
continued reading.
After the woman's car alarm just started going off for apparently no
reason, which got her out of the coffeehouse pretty quickly, one of the
other patrons asked Coffeegirl if the woman had been trying to convert
her or something. Ayep, came the reply.
Apparently after asking how long the girl had been working at the shop,
the woman launched into "Do you know where you're going after you die?"
I told the girl that the next time someone asked her such a question,
she
should say "An island off of Tahiti."
It's actually a "none of your dang business" sort of question really.
The thing that bugged me the most was when the girl said that she'd
actually indicated that she went to church and so had her own beliefs.
The woman had started to quiz her. What...it doesn't count unless it
matches her church and her beliefs?
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can
just
walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was actually
God's way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin used to say
"Would you want someone like that going around describing *you*?"
Gromph. I hate that. I really, really hate that.
I would think that's not too hard a situation to get out of: Just say
something like, "I'm sorry, I have other customers to serve and I can't
talk about this with you right now." Of course, the bible-thumper might
just wait until there was no one at the counter at the moment...
This is why atheists in general need to speak up more often. I think the
best way for us to cultivate a good public image is to be there to repel
obnoxious proselytizers. ;)
--
It wouldn't do any harm to the image of a theist either to repel the
occasional obnoxious proselytizers. ;-)
If only she'd had other customers. It wasn't that busy. Just a quiet little
place to read and have cup after cup of coffee.
The two worst places for me were at college and on street corners. Right in
front of our local downtown mall is a favorite spot, because the pedestrian
has to wait for the light to change.
I've gotten the question "Are you a Christian" to which I have been known
to
answer "Yes."
They don't know what to do with that answer sometimes. I've gotten the
response, "Then why aren't you out here doing what you're supposed to do."
Either that or "Well, do you believe that Jesus died for your sins and is
he
your personal savior?" or somesuch. So, in the time it takes to wait for a
light to change from red to green, this person is going to determine if I'm
saved to his satisfaction or if more proselytizing is needed.
I think nowadays I'd have the wherewithall to say to the person "Let me get
this straight. You believe in God, but you don't trust him enough to wait
for the subject to come up naturally in conversation. Instead, you take
matters into you own hands, and cram it down people's throats. Don't you
realize that 9 times out of 10 you're having the OPPOSITE effect?"
Maybe I would. I don't think it would come out that coherent. I don't think
well under pressure.
My favorite line for use on the red-light xians goes like this:
RLX: <are you saved blather>
Me: Are you doing the Lord's work?
RLX: Yes
Me: Why? Can't he do it himself? Is he too lazy to do it? Or is he
unwell today?
RLX: chokes, light changes, I'm off
I keep waiting for the next one to ask me "have you found Jesus?" so I can
reply "have you lost him *again?"
Next time I hear that one, I'm going to pop up with, "Tell ya what, let
me know when you find him again and I'll put up $10 for a locator chip.
If it works on dogs, maybe it'll work on this god-critter of yours."
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01 Feb 2004 10:27:47 AM |
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And so upon Sun, 01 Feb 2004 00:19:46 -0600 didst William Klee speak
thusly:
In article <pan.2004.02.01.03.56.43.600579@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K.
Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
And so upon Thu, 29 Jan 2004 23:15:31 -0600 didst William Klee speak
thusly:
In article <4019937e$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net>, Erica
<scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Adam Marczyk" <ebonmuse@deletethis.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jz9Sb.11359$1K4.6274@news02.roc.ny...
Erica <scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4018b2f6$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net...
I was in my favorite coffeehouse over the weekend, working on some
proofreading, when I became vaguely aware that there was a fairly
intense
discussion going on between a customer and the girl behind the counter.
From the few words I was picking up, it sounded religious. I almost
joined in, but couldn't find a non-dorky way to just barge in, so I
continued reading.
After the woman's car alarm just started going off for apparently no
reason, which got her out of the coffeehouse pretty quickly, one of the
other patrons asked Coffeegirl if the woman had been trying to convert
her or something. Ayep, came the reply.
Apparently after asking how long the girl had been working at the shop,
the woman launched into "Do you know where you're going after you die?"
I told the girl that the next time someone asked her such a question,
she
should say "An island off of Tahiti."
It's actually a "none of your dang business" sort of question really.
The thing that bugged me the most was when the girl said that she'd
actually indicated that she went to church and so had her own beliefs.
The woman had started to quiz her. What...it doesn't count unless it
matches her church and her beliefs?
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can
just
walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was actually
God's way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin used to say
"Would you want someone like that going around describing *you*?"
Gromph. I hate that. I really, really hate that.
I would think that's not too hard a situation to get out of: Just say
something like, "I'm sorry, I have other customers to serve and I can't
talk about this with you right now." Of course, the bible-thumper might
just wait until there was no one at the counter at the moment...
This is why atheists in general need to speak up more often. I think the
best way for us to cultivate a good public image is to be there to repel
obnoxious proselytizers. ;)
--
It wouldn't do any harm to the image of a theist either to repel the
occasional obnoxious proselytizers. ;-)
If only she'd had other customers. It wasn't that busy. Just a quiet little
place to read and have cup after cup of coffee.
The two worst places for me were at college and on street corners. Right in
front of our local downtown mall is a favorite spot, because the pedestrian
has to wait for the light to change.
I've gotten the question "Are you a Christian" to which I have been known
to
answer "Yes."
They don't know what to do with that answer sometimes. I've gotten the
response, "Then why aren't you out here doing what you're supposed to do."
Either that or "Well, do you believe that Jesus died for your sins and is
he
your personal savior?" or somesuch. So, in the time it takes to wait for a
light to change from red to green, this person is going to determine if I'm
saved to his satisfaction or if more proselytizing is needed.
I think nowadays I'd have the wherewithall to say to the person "Let me get
this straight. You believe in God, but you don't trust him enough to wait
for the subject to come up naturally in conversation. Instead, you take
matters into you own hands, and cram it down people's throats. Don't you
realize that 9 times out of 10 you're having the OPPOSITE effect?"
Maybe I would. I don't think it would come out that coherent. I don't think
well under pressure.
My favorite line for use on the red-light xians goes like this:
RLX: <are you saved blather>
Me: Are you doing the Lord's work?
RLX: Yes
Me: Why? Can't he do it himself? Is he too lazy to do it? Or is he
unwell today?
RLX: chokes, light changes, I'm off
I keep waiting for the next one to ask me "have you found Jesus?" so I can
reply "have you lost him *again?"
Next time I hear that one, I'm going to pop up with, "Tell ya what, let
me know when you find him again and I'll put up $10 for a locator chip.
If it works on dogs, maybe it'll work on this god-critter of yours."
Oooo. I like it!
I should get some brochures for those chips...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| Title: Re: Geez, I woulda rescued her if I'da known |
01 Feb 2004 12:56:23 PM |
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In article <pan.2004.02.01.16.27.46.871282@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K.
Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
And so upon Sun, 01 Feb 2004 00:19:46 -0600 didst William Klee speak
thusly:
In article <pan.2004.02.01.03.56.43.600579@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K.
Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
And so upon Thu, 29 Jan 2004 23:15:31 -0600 didst William Klee speak
thusly:
In article <4019937e$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net>, Erica
<scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Adam Marczyk" <ebonmuse@deletethis.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jz9Sb.11359$1K4.6274@news02.roc.ny...
Erica <scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4018b2f6$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net...
I was in my favorite coffeehouse over the weekend, working on some
proofreading, when I became vaguely aware that there was a fairly
intense
discussion going on between a customer and the girl behind the
counter.
From the few words I was picking up, it sounded religious. I almost
joined in, but couldn't find a non-dorky way to just barge in, so I
continued reading.
After the woman's car alarm just started going off for apparently no
reason, which got her out of the coffeehouse pretty quickly, one of
the
other patrons asked Coffeegirl if the woman had been trying to
convert
her or something. Ayep, came the reply.
Apparently after asking how long the girl had been working at the
shop,
the woman launched into "Do you know where you're going after you
die?"
I told the girl that the next time someone asked her such a
question,
she
should say "An island off of Tahiti."
It's actually a "none of your dang business" sort of question
really.
The thing that bugged me the most was when the girl said that she'd
actually indicated that she went to church and so had her own
beliefs.
The woman had started to quiz her. What...it doesn't count unless it
matches her church and her beliefs?
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can
just
walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was
actually
God's way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin used to
say
"Would you want someone like that going around describing *you*?"
Gromph. I hate that. I really, really hate that.
I would think that's not too hard a situation to get out of: Just say
something like, "I'm sorry, I have other customers to serve and I
can't
talk about this with you right now." Of course, the bible-thumper
might
just wait until there was no one at the counter at the moment...
This is why atheists in general need to speak up more often. I think
the
best way for us to cultivate a good public image is to be there to
repel
obnoxious proselytizers. ;)
--
It wouldn't do any harm to the image of a theist either to repel the
occasional obnoxious proselytizers. ;-)
If only she'd had other customers. It wasn't that busy. Just a quiet
little
place to read and have cup after cup of coffee.
The two worst places for me were at college and on street corners.
Right in
front of our local downtown mall is a favorite spot, because the
pedestrian
has to wait for the light to change.
I've gotten the question "Are you a Christian" to which I have been
known
to
answer "Yes."
They don't know what to do with that answer sometimes. I've gotten the
response, "Then why aren't you out here doing what you're supposed to
do."
Either that or "Well, do you believe that Jesus died for your sins and
is
he
your personal savior?" or somesuch. So, in the time it takes to wait
for a
light to change from red to green, this person is going to determine if
I'm
saved to his satisfaction or if more proselytizing is needed.
I think nowadays I'd have the wherewithall to say to the person "Let me
get
this straight. You believe in God, but you don't trust him enough to
wait
for the subject to come up naturally in conversation. Instead, you take
matters into you own hands, and cram it down people's throats. Don't you
realize that 9 times out of 10 you're having the OPPOSITE effect?"
Maybe I would. I don't think it would come out that coherent. I don't
think
well under pressure.
My favorite line for use on the red-light xians goes like this:
RLX: <are you saved blather>
Me: Are you doing the Lord's work?
RLX: Yes
Me: Why? Can't he do it himself? Is he too lazy to do it? Or is he
unwell today?
RLX: chokes, light changes, I'm off
I keep waiting for the next one to ask me "have you found Jesus?" so I can
reply "have you lost him *again?"
Next time I hear that one, I'm going to pop up with, "Tell ya what, let
me know when you find him again and I'll put up $10 for a locator chip.
If it works on dogs, maybe it'll work on this god-critter of yours."
Oooo. I like it!
I should get some brochures for those chips...
There's an anti-Chick tract in there somewhere.
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29 Jan 2004 01:43:28 AM |
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On Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:18:50 -0600, "Erica"
<scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can just
walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was actually God's
way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin used to say "Would you
want someone like that going around describing *you*?"
That's a dirty way of proslytizing. The coffeegirls's job is on the
line and she can't just blow off the Christian customer.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -525 billion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -514 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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29 Jan 2004 01:51:59 AM |
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TV's Yang wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:18:50 -0600, "Erica"
<scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can
just walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was
actually God's way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin
used to say "Would you want someone like that going around
describing *you*?"
That's a dirty way of proslytizing. The coffeegirls's job is on the
line and she can't just blow off the Christian customer.
If that were to happen to me, I would have exchanged phone numbers or
something. Then, after work, I would go off on the xer.
--
Don't waste your touch, you won't feel anything
Or were you sent to save me?
I've thought too much
You won't find anything worthy of redeeming
AFI - The Leaving Song Pt. II
aa #2133
apatriot #19
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| User: "Yang" |
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29 Jan 2004 02:01:46 AM |
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On Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:51:59 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:
TV's Yang wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:18:50 -0600, "Erica"
<scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can
just walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was
actually God's way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin
used to say "Would you want someone like that going around
describing *you*?"
That's a dirty way of proslytizing. The coffeegirls's job is on the
line and she can't just blow off the Christian customer.
If that were to happen to me, I would have exchanged phone numbers or
something. Then, after work, I would go off on the xer.
Me and my friends were accosted by some xer's sometimes back. They
asked for our phone number. I politely declined, my friend gave them a
bogus number. The Xer couples were actually quite polite.
Come to think of it, I can't think of any proslytizers in person who
were such hard sells that I fight the urge to kick their *****.
Generally if I politely decline their advances they will politely go
on their way. My friends have run into rabid Xer's though.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -525 billion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -514 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "sford232" |
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29 Jan 2004 09:09:17 AM |
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Yang wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:51:59 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:
TV's Yang wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:18:50 -0600, "Erica"
<scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
The poor girl was trapped behind the counter. It's not like she can
just walk away. I teased her that the car alarm horn going off was
actually God's way of getting the woman to shaddup. As George Carlin
used to say "Would you want someone like that going around
describing *you*?"
That's a dirty way of proslytizing. The coffeegirls's job is on the
line and she can't just blow off the Christian customer.
If that were to happen to me, I would have exchanged phone numbers or
something. Then, after work, I would go off on the xer.
Me and my friends were accosted by some xer's sometimes back. They
asked for our phone number. I politely declined, my friend gave them a
bogus number. The Xer couples were actually quite polite.
Come to think of it, I can't think of any proslytizers in person who
were such hard sells that I fight the urge to kick their *****.
Generally if I politely decline their advances they will politely go
on their way. My friends have run into rabid Xer's though.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -525 billion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -514 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
I actually had a lady grab my arm and yell at me once, and I hadn't even
told her I was an atheist yet. Another guy accosted me in a bank line
and was very persistent. Definitely had to fight the urge on that one.
SoF
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