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Religions > Atheism |
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"Robibnikoff" |
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24 Jan 2006 06:20:33 PM |
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George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a
reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly
like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is
doing these days: mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're
a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a
bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect
it to contain? Trout?
New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde
teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these
kids: lucky bastards.
New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're
gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a
grown man, they're pictures of men.
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about
your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of
this crap at the supermarket - water, but without that watery taste. Sorry,
but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour
some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule: Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned
pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the
bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ***** will be
in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security
crisis.
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the *****.
If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low
fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light
ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge *****.
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card,
entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding,
no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is
supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make
you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your *****. And it translates to
"beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were
praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly
sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because
watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting.
What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's
called "The Howard Stern Show."
New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll
go nuts and eat two.
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old
television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so
we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason
something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't
good enough to be a movie.
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for
weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab.
Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't
gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I
zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with
George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some
freak with a fetish. don't want to be on your webcam, dude. I just want to
wash my hands.
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in
months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I
didn't really care in the first place.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
24 Jan 2006 06:44:40 PM |
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Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
"New Rules" are the province of comedian Bill Maher, who typically offers a
list of them at the conclusion of each installment of his weekly Real Time
with Bill Maher program on HBO. The rules cited in the list reproduced
above were collected from various episodes of the show aired between March
and September 2005, and complete transcripts of the weekly "New Rules"
segments are available on HBO's web site.
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"So there is no third law of Terrydynamics."
-- William Hyde
Terry Austin
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
24 Jan 2006 07:42:52 PM |
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"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmail@216.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying *****
where it came from.
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
25 Jan 2006 10:59:43 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmail@216.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying *****
where it came from.
OK, I'll stop reading your posts, then.
--
"So there is no third law of Terrydynamics."
-- William Hyde
Terry Austin
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| User: "DaveJr" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
24 Jan 2006 07:50:24 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net...
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmail@216.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying
*****
where it came from.
It's still funny. Thanx
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
24 Jan 2006 08:27:59 PM |
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"DaveJr" <davesbrain@qwest.net> wrote in message
news:gUABf.127$EG3.5957@news.uswest.net...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net...
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmail@216.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying
*****
where it came from.
It's still funny. Thanx
Thank you ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
25 Jan 2006 01:03:31 AM |
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In article <43o61dF1nn3ljU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"DaveJr" <davesbrain@qwest.net> wrote in message
news:gUABf.127$EG3.5957@news.uswest.net...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net...
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmail@216.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying
*****
where it came from.
It's still funny. Thanx
Thank you ;)
I enjoyed it too, whoever thought it up, Carlin or not, was quite clever.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
24 Jan 2006 10:44:25 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet DaveJr (davesbrain@qwest.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net...
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmail@216.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying
*****
where it came from.
It's still funny. Thanx
I agree. Carlin or Carlinesque still floats my boat.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011, aw Hellboy #5
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
25 Jan 2006 03:46:26 PM |
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In <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmail@216.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying *****
where it came from.
But knowing where they come from is how you get more!
(It is the best part of his show)
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
25 Jan 2006 04:11:52 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:Y62dnbk8HrovbErenZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@megapath.net...
In <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmail@216.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying *****
where it came from.
But knowing where they come from is how you get more!
This came from the Georgemeister ;)
(It is the best part of his show)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
25 Jan 2006 11:06:09 PM |
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In <43qba8F1pl0g5U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:Y62dnbk8HrovbErenZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@megapath.net...
In <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmail@216.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying
***** where it came from.
But knowing where they come from is how you get more!
This came from the Georgemeister ;)
If you like those and get HBO, you should watch his show. Or at least Tivo
it and skip to the New Rules part (they are often very good)...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
24 Jan 2006 07:54:32 PM |
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In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailˇ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying *****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
-- cary
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
24 Jan 2006 08:28:24 PM |
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"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying *****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
24 Jan 2006 08:38:38 PM |
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In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying *****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
-- cary
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
25 Jan 2006 08:52:29 AM |
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"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6obe$3no$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying
*****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
Ooooooookay ;)
That doesn't sound very sensual ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
24 Jan 2006 09:17:44 PM |
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(Cary Kittrell) wrote in
news:dr6obe$3no$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu:
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" < > wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a
flying ***** where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
So where does this fit in with that "***** naked" thread if you have to be
in drag to give a flying *****?
--
Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
(Gee, and to think, Dubya has abused both.)
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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25 Jan 2006 02:44:20 AM |
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On 25 Jan 2006 03:17:44 GMT, Enkidu <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns9755C44F53B8E255229@130.133.1.4>
cary@afone.as.arizona.edu (Cary Kittrell) wrote in
news:dr6obe$3no$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu:
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a
flying ***** where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
So where does this fit in with that "***** naked" thread if you have to be
in drag to give a flying *****?
Haven't you seen "Priscilla, the Queen of the Desert", yet?
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| User: "stoney" |
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26 Jan 2006 02:14:37 PM |
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On Wed, 25 Jan 2006 19:14:20 +1030, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
On 25 Jan 2006 03:17:44 GMT, Enkidu <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns9755C44F53B8E255229@130.133.1.4>
cary@afone.as.arizona.edu (Cary Kittrell) wrote in
news:dr6obe$3no$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu:
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a
flying ***** where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
So where does this fit in with that "***** naked" thread if you have to be
in drag to give a flying *****?
Haven't you seen "Priscilla, the Queen of the Desert", yet?
You mean "Osama and Bush-Desert Queens'....
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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26 Jan 2006 12:15:42 AM |
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Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying *****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
Wouldn't that be thrust to drag (horizontal), or lift to weight (vertical)?
-- cary
Colin Day aa #1500
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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26 Jan 2006 10:39:35 AM |
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Colin Day <cday3@sc.rr.com>
Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying *****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
Wouldn't that be thrust to drag (horizontal), or lift to weight (vertical)?
Hey! Do I look like an aeronautical engineer to you?
No! What I look to you is like a bunch of teensy tinsy
squigles on a page.
(come to think of it, is the more nautically-inclined
aeronautical engineer the one who designs that seat
cushion that allegedly floats?)
Actually, I did puzzle a bit over the lift/drag thingie, which
I had pulled totally by free association from some ancient
closet of my brain, possibly one left over from
a previous incarnation.
But what you said makes more sense.
-- cary
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| User: "stoney" |
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27 Jan 2006 02:35:03 PM |
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On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 16:39:35 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary Kittrell) wrote in alt.atheism
Colin Day <cday3@sc.rr.com>
Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" < > wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying *****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
Wouldn't that be thrust to drag (horizontal), or lift to weight (vertical)?
Hey! Do I look like an aeronautical engineer to you?
No! What I look to you is like a bunch of teensy tinsy
squigles on a page.
(come to think of it, is the more nautically-inclined
aeronautical engineer the one who designs that seat
cushion that allegedly floats?)
Yabbut after midnight it turns back into a sponge....
[]
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
26 Jan 2006 04:00:55 AM |
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On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 06:15:42 GMT, Colin Day <cday3@sc.rr.com> wrote:
- Refer: <iOZBf.35495$iQ.10326@tornado.southeast.rr.com>
Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying *****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
Wouldn't that be thrust to drag (horizontal), or lift to weight (vertical)?
Depends if they were carrying a cocoanut on a line between them...
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
24 Jan 2006 09:20:00 PM |
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Cary Kittrell wrote:
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
I think it has more to do with how fast the donut is rolling.
Jim
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
24 Jan 2006 11:30:34 PM |
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On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:38:38 -0600, Cary Kittrell wrote
(in article <dr6obe$3no$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>):
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying *****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
A trebuchet helps a great deal.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"(St. Paul)... preached holy acrimony, which is another
name for marriage."-12/31/95 issue of National Review
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
25 Jan 2006 08:54:45 AM |
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"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BFFC691A00570B77F0284550@news.central.cox.net...
On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:38:38 -0600, Cary Kittrell wrote
(in article <dr6obe$3no$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>):
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying
*****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
A trebuchet helps a great deal.
A very simple way to perform this feat would be to join the "Mile High" club
;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
25 Jan 2006 10:58:02 AM |
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On Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:54:45 -0600, Robibnikoff wrote
(in article <43phmlF1omm3dU1@individual.net>):
"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BFFC691A00570B77F0284550@news.central.cox.net...
On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:38:38 -0600, Cary Kittrell wrote
(in article <dr6obe$3no$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>):
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying
*****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
A trebuchet helps a great deal.
A very simple way to perform this feat would be to join the "Mile High" club
;)
But not nearly as much fun as using a trebuchet. Talk about having a 'fling'!
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Telling teens to forget sex always reminds me of the story of King Canute
ordering the tide not to come in. And about as effective.³-johac
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
26 Jan 2006 02:16:27 PM |
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On Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:58:02 -0600, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in alt.atheism
On Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:54:45 -0600, Robibnikoff wrote
(in article <43phmlF1omm3dU1@individual.net>):
"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BFFC691A00570B77F0284550@news.central.cox.net...
On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:38:38 -0600, Cary Kittrell wrote
(in article <dr6obe$3no$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>):
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying
*****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
A trebuchet helps a great deal.
A very simple way to perform this feat would be to join the "Mile High" club
;)
But not nearly as much fun as using a trebuchet. Talk about having a 'fling'!
And the wall impact is the 'nutcracker suite'.....
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
26 Jan 2006 02:15:13 PM |
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On Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:54:45 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BFFC691A00570B77F0284550@news.central.cox.net...
On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:38:38 -0600, Cary Kittrell wrote
(in article <dr6obe$3no$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>):
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying
*****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
A trebuchet helps a great deal.
A very simple way to perform this feat would be to join the "Mile High" club
;)
Just don't key the mike.....
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
25 Jan 2006 02:45:46 AM |
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On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 23:30:34 -0600, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
- Refer: <0001HW.BFFC691A00570B77F0284550@news.central.cox.net>
On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:38:38 -0600, Cary Kittrell wrote
(in article <dr6obe$3no$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>):
In article <43o625F1njadmU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailZ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for 2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying *****
where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
See, I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't use this expression ;)
Well, I think it has to be all about the ratio of lift to drag.
A trebuchet helps a great deal.
That's a hell of a marital aid!
"Did the Earth move for you, dear?"
"I came, and then I went. Splat, that is."
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| User: "R. Pierce Butler" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
24 Jan 2006 08:25:40 PM |
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(Cary Kittrell) wrote in
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu:
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailˇ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying
***** where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
(I mean, an unassisted flying *****, of course)
-- cary
Think trapeze artists.
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
24 Jan 2006 09:15:32 PM |
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(Cary Kittrell) wrote in
news:dr6loo$q5t$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu:
In article <43o3cqF1on43fU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"No 33 Secretary" <terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755AA55A25EEtaustingmailˇ.168.3.64...
Claim: E-mail reproduces George Carlin's list of New Rules for
2006.
Status: False.
Whatever. I got it in an email. I honestly couldn't give a flying
***** where it came from.
Hmmmm...how DOES one go about a flying *****, anyhow?...
Gotta be very fast!
--
Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Perhaps christians are enslaved by sin, but the rest of us tend to get
enslaved by christians.
-- Dave Fried
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