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"JMBCV" |
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21 Sep 2003 09:32:48 PM |
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Gerry Curls |
Brad stepped from the shower and began drying
himself with a towel. His head had just the hint of
a hangover, so he dried his hair very carefully,
moving the towel slowly through his hair without
moving his head. He was drying himself between the
legs when he heard his mother call him from his
bedroom.
He went to the door to find his mother sitting on
his bed. She had that look in her bedroom eyes.
"Brenda coming over?" he asked. He hoped she was
going to say no. Then maybe those bedroom eyes were
going to lead to a morning ***** right on his bed. And
she was wearing her uniform to boot!
"Yes," his mother said and his heart sank. Then
she added, "We do have a little time before she gets
here."
She got up, walked over to him and offered him
her hand. He threw his wet towel toward the shower
stall and took her hand. His mother led him to his
bed.
"Sit down, baby," she said.
He sat down on the side of the bed with both feet
on the floor and his mother sat on his left, close to
him, with a leg drawn up under her. Her left hand
began massaging his dangling penis, her palm stroking
the top of it lovingly.
"So, Nurse Larrington, are you here to get my
sperm sample?" he said, hugging her to him.
"If you don't mind," she said with a smile,
knowing the answer. "I mean, what kind of mother
would I be if I didn't offer you a hand."
Brad kissed her on the lips, then began nibbling
her right earlobe as her hand hoisted his hardening
***** up and she began beating him slowly.
"We don't have time for any hi-jinx," she said
when he rubbed her tits through her blouse. Something
in her voice told him she wished that they did.
"Oh, Mom, you're no fun!" he said jokingly as her
hand cranked up and down on his burgeoning erection.
Her small hand could only get a little more than
halfway around his circumference but she used it well,
rotating her hand as she stroked. "That feels great,
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| User: "Starshine Moonbeam" |
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| Title: Re: Gerry Curls |
21 Sep 2003 10:14:10 PM |
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In article <bfcbb79cdda357e4a6bfb3a85e67fb14@mail.jmbcv.net>,
"JMBCV"(nobody@mail.jmbcv.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
Brad stepped from the shower and began drying
himself with a towel. His head had just the hint of
a hangover, so he dried his hair very carefully,
moving the towel slowly through his hair without
moving his head. He was drying himself between the
legs when he heard his mother call him from his
bedroom.
He went to the door to find his mother sitting on
his bed. She had that look in her bedroom eyes.
"Brenda coming over?" he asked. He hoped she was
going to say no. Then maybe those bedroom eyes were
going to lead to a morning ***** right on his bed. And
she was wearing her uniform to boot!
"Yes," his mother said and his heart sank. Then
she added, "We do have a little time before she gets
here."
She got up, walked over to him and offered him
her hand. He threw his wet towel toward the shower
stall and took her hand. His mother led him to his
bed.
"Sit down, baby," she said.
He sat down on the side of the bed with both feet
on the floor and his mother sat on his left, close to
him, with a leg drawn up under her. Her left hand
began massaging his dangling penis, her palm stroking
the top of it lovingly.
"So, Nurse Larrington, are you here to get my
sperm sample?" he said, hugging her to him.
"If you don't mind," she said with a smile,
knowing the answer. "I mean, what kind of mother
would I be if I didn't offer you a hand."
Brad kissed her on the lips, then began nibbling
her right earlobe as her hand hoisted his hardening
***** up and she began beating him slowly.
"We don't have time for any hi-jinx," she said
when he rubbed her tits through her blouse. Something
in her voice told him she wished that they did.
"Oh, Mom, you're no fun!" he said jokingly as her
hand cranked up and down on his burgeoning erection.
Her small hand could only get a little more than
halfway around his circumference but she used it well,
rotating her hand as she stroked. "That feels great,
You aren't just buying hustler at the porn store. Are you?
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mhm 31x9
Smeeter #28, 29, or 30
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Division of Incendiary Devices)
StArSHiNe_MoOnbEAm aT HoTMaIL DoT cOM
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| User: "Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip" |
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| Title: Re: Gerry Curls |
22 Sep 2003 04:01:54 PM |
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The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by JMBCV,
and I thusly replied:
Brad stepped from the shower and began drying
himself with a towel. His head had just the hint of
a hangover, so he dried his hair very carefully,
moving the towel slowly through his hair without
moving his head. He was drying himself between the
legs when he heard his mother call him from his
bedroom.
He went to the door to find his mother sitting on
his bed. She had that look in her bedroom eyes.
"Brenda coming over?" he asked. He hoped she was
going to say no. Then maybe those bedroom eyes were
going to lead to a morning ***** right on his bed. And
she was wearing her uniform to boot!
"Yes," his mother said and his heart sank. Then
she added, "We do have a little time before she gets
here."
She got up, walked over to him and offered him
her hand. He threw his wet towel toward the shower
stall and took her hand. His mother led him to his
bed.
"Sit down, baby," she said.
He sat down on the side of the bed with both feet
on the floor and his mother sat on his left, close to
him, with a leg drawn up under her. Her left hand
began massaging his dangling penis, her palm stroking
the top of it lovingly.
"So, Nurse Larrington, are you here to get my
sperm sample?" he said, hugging her to him.
"If you don't mind," she said with a smile,
knowing the answer. "I mean, what kind of mother
would I be if I didn't offer you a hand."
Brad kissed her on the lips, then began nibbling
her right earlobe as her hand hoisted his hardening
***** up and she began beating him slowly.
"We don't have time for any hi-jinx," she said
when he rubbed her tits through her blouse. Something
in her voice told him she wished that they did.
"Oh, Mom, you're no fun!" he said jokingly as her
hand cranked up and down on his burgeoning erection.
Her small hand could only get a little more than
halfway around his circumference but she used it well,
rotating her hand as she stroked. "That feels great,
Is this where you stopped to go and hace a wank?
--
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Smiting Revenge Against Sinful Usenet Users Since 1874
"My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins" - Kings 12:10
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| User: "Saint Poopy-pants " |
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| Title: Re: Gerry Curls |
22 Sep 2003 07:07:53 PM |
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Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by JMBCV,
and I thusly replied:
Brad stepped from the shower and began drying
himself with a towel. His head had just the hint of
a hangover, so he dried his hair very carefully,
moving the towel slowly through his hair without
moving his head. He was drying himself between the
legs when he heard his mother call him from his
bedroom.
He went to the door to find his mother sitting on
his bed. She had that look in her bedroom eyes.
"Brenda coming over?" he asked. He hoped she was
going to say no. Then maybe those bedroom eyes were
going to lead to a morning ***** right on his bed. And
she was wearing her uniform to boot!
"Yes," his mother said and his heart sank. Then
she added, "We do have a little time before she gets
here."
She got up, walked over to him and offered him
her hand. He threw his wet towel toward the shower
stall and took her hand. His mother led him to his
bed.
"Sit down, baby," she said.
He sat down on the side of the bed with both feet
on the floor and his mother sat on his left, close to
him, with a leg drawn up under her. Her left hand
began massaging his dangling penis, her palm stroking
the top of it lovingly.
"So, Nurse Larrington, are you here to get my
sperm sample?" he said, hugging her to him.
"If you don't mind," she said with a smile,
knowing the answer. "I mean, what kind of mother
would I be if I didn't offer you a hand."
Brad kissed her on the lips, then began nibbling
her right earlobe as her hand hoisted his hardening
***** up and she began beating him slowly.
"We don't have time for any hi-jinx," she said
when he rubbed her tits through her blouse. Something
in her voice told him she wished that they did.
"Oh, Mom, you're no fun!" he said jokingly as her
hand cranked up and down on his burgeoning erection.
Her small hand could only get a little more than
halfway around his circumference but she used it well,
rotating her hand as she stroked. "That feels great,
Is this where you stopped to go and hace a wank?
No...he "have" a nice soft poopie.
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| User: "Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip" |
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| Title: Re: Gerry Curls |
23 Sep 2003 03:14:17 AM |
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The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Saint
Poopy-pants, and I thusly replied:
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by JMBCV,
and I thusly replied:
Brad stepped from the shower and began drying
himself with a towel. His head had just the hint of
a hangover, so he dried his hair very carefully,
moving the towel slowly through his hair without
moving his head. He was drying himself between the
legs when he heard his mother call him from his bedroom.
He went to the door to find his mother sitting on
his bed. She had that look in her bedroom eyes.
"Brenda coming over?" he asked. He hoped she was
going to say no. Then maybe those bedroom eyes were
going to lead to a morning ***** right on his bed. And
she was wearing her uniform to boot!
"Yes," his mother said and his heart sank. Then
she added, "We do have a little time before she gets here."
She got up, walked over to him and offered him
her hand. He threw his wet towel toward the shower
stall and took her hand. His mother led him to his bed.
"Sit down, baby," she said.
He sat down on the side of the bed with both feet
on the floor and his mother sat on his left, close to
him, with a leg drawn up under her. Her left hand
began massaging his dangling penis, her palm stroking
the top of it lovingly.
"So, Nurse Larrington, are you here to get my
sperm sample?" he said, hugging her to him.
"If you don't mind," she said with a smile,
knowing the answer. "I mean, what kind of mother
would I be if I didn't offer you a hand."
Brad kissed her on the lips, then began nibbling
her right earlobe as her hand hoisted his hardening
***** up and she began beating him slowly.
"We don't have time for any hi-jinx," she said
when he rubbed her tits through her blouse. Something
in her voice told him she wished that they did.
"Oh, Mom, you're no fun!" he said jokingly as her
hand cranked up and down on his burgeoning erection.
Her small hand could only get a little more than
halfway around his circumference but she used it well,
rotating her hand as she stroked. "That feels great,
Is this where you stopped to go and hace a wank?
No...he "have" a nice soft poopie.
Those soft ones are a real pain to clean up.
--
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Smiting Revenge Against Sinful Usenet Users Since 1874
"My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins" - Kings 12:10
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| User: "Saint Poopy-pants " |
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| Title: Re: Gerry Curls |
23 Sep 2003 04:00:20 AM |
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Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Saint
Poopy-pants, and I thusly replied:
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by JMBCV,
and I thusly replied:
Brad stepped from the shower and began drying
himself with a towel. His head had just the hint of
a hangover, so he dried his hair very carefully,
moving the towel slowly through his hair without
moving his head. He was drying himself between the
legs when he heard his mother call him from his bedroom.
He went to the door to find his mother sitting on
his bed. She had that look in her bedroom eyes.
"Brenda coming over?" he asked. He hoped she was
going to say no. Then maybe those bedroom eyes were
going to lead to a morning ***** right on his bed. And
she was wearing her uniform to boot!
"Yes," his mother said and his heart sank. Then
she added, "We do have a little time before she gets here."
She got up, walked over to him and offered him
her hand. He threw his wet towel toward the shower
stall and took her hand. His mother led him to his bed.
"Sit down, baby," she said.
He sat down on the side of the bed with both feet
on the floor and his mother sat on his left, close to
him, with a leg drawn up under her. Her left hand
began massaging his dangling penis, her palm stroking
the top of it lovingly.
"So, Nurse Larrington, are you here to get my
sperm sample?" he said, hugging her to him.
"If you don't mind," she said with a smile,
knowing the answer. "I mean, what kind of mother
would I be if I didn't offer you a hand."
Brad kissed her on the lips, then began nibbling
her right earlobe as her hand hoisted his hardening
***** up and she began beating him slowly.
"We don't have time for any hi-jinx," she said
when he rubbed her tits through her blouse. Something
in her voice told him she wished that they did.
"Oh, Mom, you're no fun!" he said jokingly as her
hand cranked up and down on his burgeoning erection.
Her small hand could only get a little more than
halfway around his circumference but she used it well,
rotating her hand as she stroked. "That feels great,
Is this where you stopped to go and hace a wank?
No...he "have" a nice soft poopie.
Those soft ones are a real pain to clean up.
Especially when you "have" them. Ooops...another poopie.
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| User: "Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip" |
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| Title: Re: Gerry Curls |
23 Sep 2003 04:39:33 AM |
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The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Saint
Poopy-pants, and I thusly replied:
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Saint
Poopy-pants, and I thusly replied:
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by
JMBCV, and I thusly replied:
Brad stepped from the shower and began drying
himself with a towel. His head had just the hint of
a hangover, so he dried his hair very carefully,
moving the towel slowly through his hair without
moving his head. He was drying himself between the
legs when he heard his mother call him from his bedroom.
He went to the door to find his mother sitting on
his bed. She had that look in her bedroom eyes.
"Brenda coming over?" he asked. He hoped she was
going to say no. Then maybe those bedroom eyes were
going to lead to a morning ***** right on his bed. And
she was wearing her uniform to boot!
"Yes," his mother said and his heart sank. Then
she added, "We do have a little time before she gets here."
She got up, walked over to him and offered him
her hand. He threw his wet towel toward the shower
stall and took her hand. His mother led him to his bed.
"Sit down, baby," she said.
He sat down on the side of the bed with both feet
on the floor and his mother sat on his left, close to
him, with a leg drawn up under her. Her left hand
began massaging his dangling penis, her palm stroking
the top of it lovingly.
"So, Nurse Larrington, are you here to get my
sperm sample?" he said, hugging her to him.
"If you don't mind," she said with a smile,
knowing the answer. "I mean, what kind of mother
would I be if I didn't offer you a hand."
Brad kissed her on the lips, then began nibbling
her right earlobe as her hand hoisted his hardening
***** up and she began beating him slowly.
"We don't have time for any hi-jinx," she said
when he rubbed her tits through her blouse. Something
in her voice told him she wished that they did.
"Oh, Mom, you're no fun!" he said jokingly as her
hand cranked up and down on his burgeoning erection.
Her small hand could only get a little more than
halfway around his circumference but she used it well,
rotating her hand as she stroked. "That feels great,
Is this where you stopped to go and hace a wank?
No...he "have" a nice soft poopie.
Those soft ones are a real pain to clean up.
Especially when you "have" them. Ooops...another poopie.
Did you poopie?
--
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Smiting Revenge Against Sinful Usenet Users Since 1874
"My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins" - Kings 12:10
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| User: "Saint Poopy-pants " |
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| Title: Re: Gerry Curls |
23 Sep 2003 07:34:33 PM |
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Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Saint
Poopy-pants, and I thusly replied:
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Saint
Poopy-pants, and I thusly replied:
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by
JMBCV, and I thusly replied:
Brad stepped from the shower and began drying
himself with a towel. His head had just the hint of
a hangover, so he dried his hair very carefully,
moving the towel slowly through his hair without
moving his head. He was drying himself between the
legs when he heard his mother call him from his bedroom.
He went to the door to find his mother sitting on
his bed. She had that look in her bedroom eyes.
"Brenda coming over?" he asked. He hoped she was
going to say no. Then maybe those bedroom eyes were
going to lead to a morning ***** right on his bed. And
she was wearing her uniform to boot!
"Yes," his mother said and his heart sank. Then
she added, "We do have a little time before she gets here."
She got up, walked over to him and offered him
her hand. He threw his wet towel toward the shower
stall and took her hand. His mother led him to his bed.
"Sit down, baby," she said.
He sat down on the side of the bed with both feet
on the floor and his mother sat on his left, close to
him, with a leg drawn up under her. Her left hand
began massaging his dangling penis, her palm stroking
the top of it lovingly.
"So, Nurse Larrington, are you here to get my
sperm sample?" he said, hugging her to him.
"If you don't mind," she said with a smile,
knowing the answer. "I mean, what kind of mother
would I be if I didn't offer you a hand."
Brad kissed her on the lips, then began nibbling
her right earlobe as her hand hoisted his hardening
***** up and she began beating him slowly.
"We don't have time for any hi-jinx," she said
when he rubbed her tits through her blouse. Something
in her voice told him she wished that they did.
"Oh, Mom, you're no fun!" he said jokingly as her
hand cranked up and down on his burgeoning erection.
Her small hand could only get a little more than
halfway around his circumference but she used it well,
rotating her hand as she stroked. "That feels great,
Is this where you stopped to go and hace a wank?
No...he "have" a nice soft poopie.
Those soft ones are a real pain to clean up.
Especially when you "have" them. Ooops...another poopie.
Did you poopie?
ROTFLMAO...oops...just "haced" another one.
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| User: "Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip" |
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| Title: Re: Gerry Curls |
24 Sep 2003 02:43:30 PM |
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The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Saint
Poopy-pants, and I thusly replied:
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Saint
Poopy-pants, and I thusly replied:
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by
Saint Poopy-pants, and I thusly replied:
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by
JMBCV, and I thusly replied:
Brad stepped from the shower and began drying
himself with a towel. His head had just the hint of
a hangover, so he dried his hair very carefully,
moving the towel slowly through his hair without
moving his head. He was drying himself between the
legs when he heard his mother call him from his bedroom.
He went to the door to find his mother sitting on
his bed. She had that look in her bedroom eyes.
"Brenda coming over?" he asked. He hoped she was
going to say no. Then maybe those bedroom eyes were
going to lead to a morning ***** right on his bed. And
she was wearing her uniform to boot!
"Yes," his mother said and his heart sank. Then
she added, "We do have a little time before she gets here."
She got up, walked over to him and offered him
her hand. He threw his wet towel toward the shower
stall and took her hand. His mother led him to his bed.
"Sit down, baby," she said.
He sat down on the side of the bed with both feet
on the floor and his mother sat on his left, close to
him, with a leg drawn up under her. Her left hand
began massaging his dangling penis, her palm stroking
the top of it lovingly.
"So, Nurse Larrington, are you here to get my
sperm sample?" he said, hugging her to him.
"If you don't mind," she said with a smile,
knowing the answer. "I mean, what kind of mother
would I be if I didn't offer you a hand."
Brad kissed her on the lips, then began nibbling
her right earlobe as her hand hoisted his hardening
***** up and she began beating him slowly.
"We don't have time for any hi-jinx," she said
when he rubbed her tits through her blouse. Something
in her voice told him she wished that they did.
"Oh, Mom, you're no fun!" he said jokingly as her
hand cranked up and down on his burgeoning erection.
Her small hand could only get a little more than
halfway around his circumference but she used it well,
rotating her hand as she stroked. "That feels great,
Is this where you stopped to go and hace a wank?
No...he "have" a nice soft poopie.
Those soft ones are a real pain to clean up.
Especially when you "have" them. Ooops...another poopie.
Did you poopie?
ROTFLMAO...oops...just "haced" another one.
Goodness! Do you have enough toilet roll?
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The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Smiting Revenge Against Sinful Usenet Users Since 1874
"My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins" - Kings 12:10
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