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"George Orwell" |
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17 Oct 2003 01:52:28 AM |
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Get A Grip |
When your lover has lost a toy in your rump, and you just can't get a good
grip on it, is it safe to slide a small tube into their rectum and fill
them up with warm water ? I've seen it done in cartoons and being an
atheist i have to use mind over matter when dealing with lost relatives.
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| User: "gonzo" |
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| Title: Re: Get A Grip |
17 Oct 2003 06:29:58 PM |
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George Orwell <nobody@mixmaster.it> wrote in message
news:a476fc3d0773b254c16a02f379e5745b@mixmaster.it...
When your lover has lost a toy in your rump, and you just can't get a good
grip on it, is it safe to slide a small tube into their rectum and fill
them up with warm water ? I've seen it done in cartoons and being an
atheist i have to use mind over matter when dealing with lost relatives.
No, use Liquid Petroleum Gas, and a match. This should solve
the problem permanently.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Get A Grip |
17 Oct 2003 02:34:25 AM |
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On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 08:52:28 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
<nobody@mixmaster.it> thrilled us all with:
When your lover has lost a toy in your rump, and you just can't get a good
grip on it, is it safe to slide a small tube into their rectum and fill
them up with warm water ? I've seen it done in cartoons and being an
atheist i have to use mind over matter when dealing with lost relatives.
You lost a loved one up your own butt?
Faith
AKA ClaySkye
AKA #4
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Get A Grip |
17 Oct 2003 03:04:59 AM |
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On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 07:34:25 GMT in alt.atheism,
Hope3010@earthlink.net (Hope3010@earthlink.net) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism
On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 08:52:28 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
<nobody@mixmaster.it> thrilled us all with:
When your lover has lost a toy in your rump, and you just can't get a good
grip on it, is it safe to slide a small tube into their rectum and fill
them up with warm water ? I've seen it done in cartoons and being an
atheist i have to use mind over matter when dealing with lost relatives.
You lost a loved one up your own butt?
Not as uncommon as you may think; worst job I ever had:
http://www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/live_01.htm
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being read.
** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Get A Grip |
17 Oct 2003 04:56:55 AM |
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On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 08:52:28 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
<nobody@mixmaster.it> wrote:
When your lover has lost a toy in your rump, and you just can't get a good
grip on it, is it safe to slide a small tube into their rectum and fill
them up with warm water ? I've seen it done in cartoons and being an
atheist i have to use mind over matter when dealing with lost relatives.
Anybody got any idea which of the morons this idiot is?
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| User: "SDG&E" |
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| Title: Re: Get A Grip |
17 Oct 2003 08:17:50 AM |
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"Christopher A. Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:d6fvovgda4k9325kcjqq7n42pt8dghbp1f@4ax.com...
On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 08:52:28 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
<nobody@mixmaster.it> wrote:
When your lover has lost a toy in your rump, and you just can't get a
good
grip on it, is it safe to slide a small tube into their rectum and fill
them up with warm water ? I've seen it done in cartoons and being an
atheist i have to use mind over matter when dealing with lost relatives.
Anybody got any idea which of the morons this idiot is?
I don't know which one, but all I can say is, uh, well, *he* thought
this ***** up, not me!
The things these fundies keep locked away, I tell you!
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Get A Grip |
17 Oct 2003 08:09:11 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 09:56:55 +0000, Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 08:52:28 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
<nobody@mixmaster.it> wrote:
When your lover has lost a toy in your rump, and you just can't get a good
grip on it, is it safe to slide a small tube into their rectum and fill
them up with warm water ? I've seen it done in cartoons and being an
atheist i have to use mind over matter when dealing with lost relatives.
Anybody got any idea which of the morons this idiot is?
Sorry, so many morons, the buffer overflowed...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
From alt.atheism only
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Get A Grip |
19 Oct 2003 01:31:58 AM |
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On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 09:56:55 GMT, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net>, Message ID:
<d6fvovgda4k9325kcjqq7n42pt8dghbp1f@4ax.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 08:52:28 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
<nobody@mixmaster.it> wrote:
When your lover has lost a toy in your rump, and you just can't get a good
grip on it, is it safe to slide a small tube into their rectum and fill
them up with warm water ? I've seen it done in cartoons and being an
atheist i have to use mind over matter when dealing with lost relatives.
Anybody got any idea which of the morons this idiot is?
They're all interchangable.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Get A Grip |
19 Oct 2003 10:43:50 PM |
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On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 23:31:58 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 09:56:55 GMT, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net>, Message ID:
<d6fvovgda4k9325kcjqq7n42pt8dghbp1f@4ax.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 08:52:28 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
<nobody@mixmaster.it> wrote:
When your lover has lost a toy in your rump, and you just can't get a good
grip on it, is it safe to slide a small tube into their rectum and fill
them up with warm water ? I've seen it done in cartoons and being an
atheist i have to use mind over matter when dealing with lost relatives.
Anybody got any idea which of the morons this idiot is?
They're all interchangable.
Plus, some of them are probably the same idiot.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Get A Grip |
20 Oct 2003 11:11:46 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Oct 2003 03:43:50 GMT, Michelle Malkin
<hypatiab7@earthlink.net>, Message ID:
<1gm6pv0vs37ngof6prroniea0ctjf4bp7q@4ax.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 23:31:58 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 09:56:55 GMT, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net>, Message ID:
<d6fvovgda4k9325kcjqq7n42pt8dghbp1f@4ax.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 08:52:28 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
<nobody@mixmaster.it> wrote:
When your lover has lost a toy in your rump, and you just can't get a good
grip on it, is it safe to slide a small tube into their rectum and fill
them up with warm water ? I've seen it done in cartoons and being an
atheist i have to use mind over matter when dealing with lost relatives.
Anybody got any idea which of the morons this idiot is?
They're all interchangable.
Plus, some of them are probably the same idiot.
True.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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