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"~Glorious Appearing~~" |
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23 Aug 2005 01:10:13 AM |
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'Get behind me, Satan! |
Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid
when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had
bought. "How could you do this?!"
"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I
found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was whispering
in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'" "Well," the pastor
replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get
behind me, Satan!'" "I did," replied his wife, "but then he said, 'It looks
fabulous from back here, too!'"
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http://www.carm.org/doctrine.htm http://www.carm.org/cults.htm
http://www.carm.org/apologetics.htm http://www.carm.org/seekers.htm
http://www.carm.org/atheism.htm http://www.carm.org/boards.htm
http://www.apologeticsindex.org/ http://www.christianquotes.org/
http://bible.gospelcom.net/ Let no one be found among you
who sacrifices his son or daughter in [a] the fire, who practices divination
or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who
is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Deut 18:10
http://www.christiananswers.net/
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: 'Get behind me, Satan! |
23 Aug 2005 11:16:39 AM |
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"~Glorious Appearing~~" <inverclyde_uk@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:deeek5$5e3$1@nwrdmz02.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid
when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had
bought. "How could you do this?!"
"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I
found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was
whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'" "Well,"
the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I
say, 'Get behind me, Satan!'" "I did," replied his wife, "but then he
said, 'It looks fabulous from back here, too!'"
Yeah don't take a stand up comedian job...people will throw things at you
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| User: "Dr Hal0nfireS" |
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| Title: Re: 'Get behind me, Satan! |
23 Aug 2005 01:05:54 PM |
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kathryn wrote:
"~Glorious Appearing~~" <inverclyde_uk@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:deeek5$5e3$1@nwrdmz02.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was
livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress
she had bought. "How could you do this?!"
"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and
then I found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like
Satan was whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress.
Buy it!'" "Well," the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with
that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get behind me, Satan!'" "I did,"
replied his wife, "but then he said, 'It looks fabulous from back
here, too!'"
Yeah don't take a stand up comedian job...people will throw things
at you
....Hopefully grenades.
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: 'Get behind me, Satan! |
24 Aug 2005 12:07:00 AM |
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On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 06:10:13 +0000 (UTC), "~Glorious Appearing~~"
<inverclyde_uk@hotmail.com> wrote:
Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid
when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had
bought. "How could you do this?!"
"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I
found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was whispering
in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'" "Well," the pastor
replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get
behind me, Satan!'" "I did," replied his wife, "but then he said, 'It looks
fabulous from back here, too!'"
Well, no one else seemed to care much for it, but for what it's worth,
_I_ thought it's funny. Fashion, the devil, compulsive spending...
Maybe it's "a queer thing". :-)
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L8r,
Uncle Buck
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themselves." - Me
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