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"Frank J Warner" |
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12 Apr 2005 11:51:43 AM |
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Get your talking Jesus dolls here! |
http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news/midcaps/jesus_dolls/index.htm?cnn=y
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Which biblical character would *you* like to see them make?
Dibs on Solome and Jezebel.
-Frank
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Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Get your talking Jesus dolls here! |
12 Apr 2005 03:42:57 PM |
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"Frank J Warner" <warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote in message
news:120420050451432268%warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net...
http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news/midcaps/jesus_dolls/index.htm?cnn=y
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Which biblical character would *you* like to see them make?
Dibs on Solome and Jezebel.
Adam and Eve, dude! They're NAKED!
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "James" |
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12 Apr 2005 05:29:55 PM |
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Denis Loubet wrote:
"Frank J Warner" <warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote in message
news:120420050451432268%warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net...
http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news/midcaps/jesus_dolls/index.htm?cnn=y
es
Which biblical character would *you* like to see them make?
Dibs on Solome and Jezebel.
Adam and Eve, dude! They're NAKED!
And to think I'd always thought they were born with leaves instead of
genitals.
--
James B, former monkey #4,567,000,000
aa #944
"Hence the greatest crimes have been found, in many instances,
compatible with a superstitious piety and devotion: Hence, it
is justly regarded as unsafe to draw any certain inference in
favour of a man's morals from the fervour or strictness of his
religious exercises, even though he himself believe them sincere."
-David Hume, "The Natural History of Religion"
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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| Title: Re: Get your talking Jesus dolls here! |
13 Apr 2005 07:18:37 PM |
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On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 10:42:57 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote:
"Frank J Warner" <warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote in message
news:120420050451432268%warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net...
http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news/midcaps/jesus_dolls/index.htm?cnn=y
es
Which biblical character would *you* like to see them make?
Dibs on Solome and Jezebel.
Adam and Eve, dude! They're NAKED!
Both of them?
Mmmm.
Strange little boy. (:-)
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling Like any opinion stated here
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Get your talking Jesus dolls here! |
13 Apr 2005 11:39:14 AM |
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Frank J Warner <warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote in alt.atheism
http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news/midcaps/jesus_dolls/index.htm?cnn=yes
Which biblical character would *you* like to see them make?
Dibs on Solome and Jezebel.
Oholibah!
Ezekiel 23:20
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of
donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
"I like huge cocks and lots of *****," the doll says. :)
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Peter James" |
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13 Apr 2005 03:25:50 PM |
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On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 11:39:14 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Frank J Warner <warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote in alt.atheism
http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news/midcaps/jesus_dolls/index.htm?cnn=yes
Which biblical character would *you* like to see them make?
Dibs on Solome and Jezebel.
Oholibah!
Ezekiel 23:20
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of
donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
"I like huge cocks and lots of *****," the doll says. :)
Seems like a popular sort of girl. I bet old Ezekiel swallowed his
chewing gum when he wrote that lot. Porn for the Israelites? Should
make a great film.
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Peter James
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| User: "Martin" |
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12 Apr 2005 03:19:00 PM |
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Frank J Warner wrote:
http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news/midcaps/jesus_dolls/index.htm?cnn=y
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Which biblical character would *you* like to see them make?
Dibs on Solome and Jezebel.
lol I can't wait
-Frank
"The foot-tall Jesus doll will be able to recite five Biblical verses at
the push of button on its back, while the Moses doll will recite the Ten
Commandants. The Mary doll will recite a long Bible verse."
Why doesn't Mary's go something like "Oh my god I'm coming, harder god,
you bstart, harder, oh god I'm coming ahhhhh"
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| User: "johac" |
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13 Apr 2005 06:55:08 AM |
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In article <d3got4$j30$1@hercules.btinternet.com>,
Martin <martin_nospam@btinternet.com> wrote:
Frank J Warner wrote:
http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news/midcaps/jesus_dolls/index.htm?cnn=y
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Which biblical character would *you* like to see them make?
Dibs on Solome and Jezebel.
lol I can't wait
-Frank
"The foot-tall Jesus doll will be able to recite five Biblical verses at
the push of button on its back, while the Moses doll will recite the Ten
Commandants. The Mary doll will recite a long Bible verse."
Why doesn't Mary's go something like "Oh my god I'm coming, harder god,
you bstart, harder, oh god I'm coming ahhhhh"
What about: "Dammit! I'm knocked up! What am I going to tell Joe?
Goddidit?"
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Peter James" |
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| Title: Re: Get your talking Jesus dolls here! |
12 Apr 2005 07:15:32 PM |
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On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 04:51:43 -0700, Frank J Warner
<warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote:
http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news/midcaps/jesus_dolls/index.htm?cnn=y
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Which biblical character would *you* like to see them make?
Dibs on Solome and Jezebel.
-Frank
How about the guy, name unknown, who knocked up Mary the mother of
Jesus. At least it would be a talking point at cocktail parties!
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Peter James
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| User: "Martin" |
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12 Apr 2005 09:04:18 PM |
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Peter James wrote:
On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 04:51:43 -0700, Frank J Warner
<warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote:
http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news/midcaps/jesus_dolls/index.htm?cnn=y
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Which biblical character would *you* like to see them make?
Dibs on Solome and Jezebel.
-Frank
How about the guy, name unknown, who knocked up Mary the mother of
Jesus. At least it would be a talking point at cocktail parties!
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Peter James
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lol I can just see Fr. Murphy now *thumbs up*
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