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"Jasmin" |
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18 Jan 2004 11:09:03 AM |
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Ginger Snaps |
While on God's highway i stopped for gas, while i was inside paying for a
tank full of the lords fule i was treated to a free box of ginger snaps for
being a women of the cloth. Gosh i said to the man behind the conter, why
don't you keep the cookies and let me ride for free, at that he crossed his
eyes and said as it is spoken as it is said, and i left with both the free
cookies and gas, Bless The Lord.
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Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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| Title: Re: Ginger Snaps |
18 Jan 2004 11:49:47 AM |
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While on God's highway i stopped for gas, while i was inside paying for a
tank full of the lords fule i was treated to a free box of ginger snaps for
being a women of the cloth.
Ginger snaps? Has someone been reading too much Turtledove? Is there a member
of The Race on USENET?
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Ginger Snaps |
18 Jan 2004 12:41:19 PM |
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On 18 Jan 2004 17:49:47 GMT in alt.atheism, Lord Calvert
(forlornh@aol.complex (Lord Calvert)) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
While on God's highway i stopped for gas, while i was inside paying for a
tank full of the lords fule i was treated to a free box of ginger snaps for
being a women of the cloth.
Ginger snaps? Has someone been reading too much Turtledove? Is there a member
of The Race on USENET?
Possibly a reference to this film, superior sir.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210070/
And very good it is.
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- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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| Title: Re: Ginger Snaps |
18 Jan 2004 12:56:52 PM |
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Ginger snaps? Has someone been reading too much Turtledove? Is there a
member
of The Race on USENET?
Possibly a reference to this film, superior sir.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210070/
And very good it is.
Well, the film does star Ranger Gord (Peter Keleghan) so it can't be all bad.
:}
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Ginger Snaps |
18 Jan 2004 06:38:09 PM |
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On 18 Jan 2004 17:49:47 GMT, forlornh@aol.complex (Lord Calvert)
posted in alt.atheism:
While on God's highway i stopped for gas, while i was inside paying for a
tank full of the lords fule i was treated to a free box of ginger snaps for
being a women of the cloth.
Ginger snaps? Has someone been reading too much Turtledove? Is there a member
of The Race on USENET?
Jasmin's been nipping the ginger. She'd better watch out - some male
might just be desperate enough. Never can tell with Lizards.
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"Creationists are the best evidence we have that there is no intelligent design."
-Josef Balluch
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rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Ginger Snaps |
18 Jan 2004 10:36:19 PM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Mon, 19 Jan 2004 00:38:09 GMT, a stranger
called by some Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> came forth and told
this tale in alt.atheism
On 18 Jan 2004 17:49:47 GMT, forlornh@aol.complex (Lord Calvert)
posted in alt.atheism:
While on God's highway i stopped for gas, while i was inside paying for a
tank full of the lords fule i was treated to a free box of ginger snaps for
being a women of the cloth.
Ginger snaps? Has someone been reading too much Turtledove? Is there a member
of The Race on USENET?
Jasmin's been nipping the ginger. She'd better watch out - some male
might just be desperate enough. Never can tell with Lizards.
I'm now picturing Jasmine naked but for body paint.
It isn't a pretty picture.
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Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Ginger Snaps |
19 Jan 2004 07:48:08 PM |
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On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 04:36:19 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> posted in alt.atheism:
I'm now picturing Jasmine naked but for body paint.
You should have posted a warning - I was eating.
"Was" being the operative word.
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"If we really know Truth, we do not fear hearing falsehoods or half-truths; if we are not sure of the truth - we shudder and try to shout down every utterance." - A. J. Mims
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