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Religions > Atheism |
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"Fredric L. Rice" |
| Date: |
11 May 2004 11:38:35 PM |
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''Go ahead. Make me gay.'' |
Copyright 1999 VV Publishing Corporation
Village Voice (New York, NY)
June 1, 1999, Tuesday
SECTION: Film; Pg. 126
LENGTH: 202 words
HEADLINE: THE UNDERGROUND COMEDY MOVIE
BYLINE: Rob Davis
BODY:
The Underground Comedy Movie
Directed by Vince Offer
The only discernible reason to sit through The Underground Comedy Movie is
to admire writer-director-star Vince Offer's marketing hustle. By filing a
copyright-infringement lawsuit against the makers of There's Something
About Mary, Offer was able to drum up enough publicity to get his
lunkheaded, amateurish movie released. Based on some public-access TV shows
he shot years ago, Offer's film is a listless, laughless attempt at a
Kentucky Fried Movie--esque sketch comedy, one that--with its rampant
racism, sexism, ageism, anti-Semitism, and homophobia--would be wildly
offensive if it weren't so obvious Offer doesn't know any better. Some
sample humor: In a parody skit called ''Flirty Harry,'' Offer-as-Eastwood
points his gun and growls, ''Go ahead. Make me gay.'' Is that even,
technically, a joke? That bit is emblematic: Offer takes an obvious, out-
of-date target, witlessly plugs in some curse words and crude scatological
references that might appeal to particularly boorish junior high school
students, and makes it into an overly long scene with the technical
sophistication of a worse-than-average home movie. For masochists only.
LOAD-DATE: June 1, 1999
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George W. Bush's latest policy: "No Child Left Untortured Act."
Reconvene the Nazi war crime trials at Nuremberg and put
Bush, Cheney, Rove, Rumsfeld, Ricem and Powell in prison.
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| User: "HellPopeHuey" |
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| Title: Re: ''Go ahead. Make me gay.'' |
12 May 2004 11:11:15 AM |
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I don't really care who gobbles ***** one way or another, but you're
such an egregious waste of time, skin & oxygen, I'd recommend that you
stay hetero and not further stink up the image of decent gay folks who
surely would not want your crappy style augmenting their existing woe.
Make it easy on yourself and just stick to rejection from women. At
least you'll know what to expect. You're so far gone, you'd have to
tie a dog in HEAT around your neck to get another dog to play with
you. The pork chop would not be sufficient. Happy Mudder's Day, ya
geeky Clydesdale foreskin!
--
HellPope Huey,
First Church of the SubGenius, Deformed
I Can't Believe Its Not Monkey!
"At some point,
there's got to be an end to mediocrity."
- George W. Bush
"Substantial pumping required."
- Super Soaker water rocket commercial
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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| Title: Re: ''Go ahead. Make me gay.'' |
12 May 2004 11:23:23 PM |
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(HellPopeHuey) wrote:
I don't really care who gobbles ***** one way or another, but you're
such an egregious waste of time, skin & oxygen,
Aught! We'll just cut the Pink ***** right there. Thanks.
Copyright 1999 VV Publishing Corporation
Village Voice (New York, NY)
June 1, 1999, Tuesday
SECTION: Film; Pg. 126
LENGTH: 202 words
HEADLINE: THE UNDERGROUND COMEDY MOVIE
BYLINE: Rob Davis
BODY:
The Underground Comedy Movie
Directed by Vince Offer
The only discernible reason to sit through The Underground Comedy Movie is
to admire writer-director-star Vince Offer's marketing hustle. By filing a
copyright-infringement lawsuit against the makers of There's Something
About Mary, Offer was able to drum up enough publicity to get his
lunkheaded, amateurish movie released. Based on some public-access TV shows
he shot years ago, Offer's film is a listless, laughless attempt at a
Kentucky Fried Movie--esque sketch comedy, one that--with its rampant
racism, sexism, ageism, anti-Semitism, and homophobia--would be wildly
offensive if it weren't so obvious Offer doesn't know any better. Some
sample humor: In a parody skit called ''Flirty Harry,'' Offer-as-Eastwood
points his gun and growls, ''Go ahead. Make me gay.'' Is that even,
technically, a joke? That bit is emblematic: Offer takes an obvious, out-
of-date target, witlessly plugs in some curse words and crude scatological
references that might appeal to particularly boorish junior high school
students, and makes it into an overly long scene with the technical
sophistication of a worse-than-average home movie. For masochists only.
LOAD-DATE: June 1, 1999
---
Scientology tries to disrupt terrorist attacks relief efforts: http://www.cosvm.org/
George W. Bush's latest policy: "No Child Left Untortured Act."
Reconvene the Nazi war crime trials at Nuremberg and put
Bush, Cheney, Rove, Rumsfeld, Ricem and Powell in prison.
.
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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| Title: Re: ''Go ahead. Make me gay.'' |
12 May 2004 11:23:28 PM |
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(HellPopeHuey) wrote:
I don't really care who gobbles ***** one way or another, but you're
such an egregious waste of time, skin & oxygen,
Aught! We'll just cut the Pink ***** right there. Thanks.
Copyright 1999 VV Publishing Corporation
Village Voice (New York, NY)
June 1, 1999, Tuesday
SECTION: Film; Pg. 126
LENGTH: 202 words
HEADLINE: THE UNDERGROUND COMEDY MOVIE
BYLINE: Rob Davis
BODY:
The Underground Comedy Movie
Directed by Vince Offer
The only discernible reason to sit through The Underground Comedy Movie is
to admire writer-director-star Vince Offer's marketing hustle. By filing a
copyright-infringement lawsuit against the makers of There's Something
About Mary, Offer was able to drum up enough publicity to get his
lunkheaded, amateurish movie released. Based on some public-access TV shows
he shot years ago, Offer's film is a listless, laughless attempt at a
Kentucky Fried Movie--esque sketch comedy, one that--with its rampant
racism, sexism, ageism, anti-Semitism, and homophobia--would be wildly
offensive if it weren't so obvious Offer doesn't know any better. Some
sample humor: In a parody skit called ''Flirty Harry,'' Offer-as-Eastwood
points his gun and growls, ''Go ahead. Make me gay.'' Is that even,
technically, a joke? That bit is emblematic: Offer takes an obvious, out-
of-date target, witlessly plugs in some curse words and crude scatological
references that might appeal to particularly boorish junior high school
students, and makes it into an overly long scene with the technical
sophistication of a worse-than-average home movie. For masochists only.
LOAD-DATE: June 1, 1999
---
Scientology tries to disrupt terrorist attacks relief efforts: http://www.cosvm.org/
George W. Bush's latest policy: "No Child Left Untortured Act."
Reconvene the Nazi war crime trials at Nuremberg and put
Bush, Cheney, Rove, Rumsfeld, Ricem and Powell in prison.
.
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