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"Vince" |
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02 Feb 2005 06:36:35 AM |
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God and football |
Terrell Owens on his injury:
"I got the best doctor that anyone can have," "That's God."
Once again, god returns to show his interest in the Super Bowl. While he is
treating Owens, I wonder whether he might give us some tips regarding the
cure for cancer, Aids etc.
Vince
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: God and football |
02 Feb 2005 06:59:42 PM |
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On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 07:36:35 -0500, "Vince" <vcuccia122@comcast.net>
wrote:
Terrell Owens on his injury:
"I got the best doctor that anyone can have," "That's God."
Once again, god returns to show his interest in the Super Bowl. While he is
treating Owens, I wonder whether he might give us some tips regarding the
cure for cancer, Aids etc.
God doesn't need to do that because he's mysterious for a 'good'
reason and we're too stupid to understand.
If Owens doesn't win then he clearly wasn't praying hard enough. If
he really wants to win, he should kill a cow, put it over a flame so
the smell will please god. Sometimes it always works.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Jason Gastrich" |
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| Title: Re: God and football |
02 Feb 2005 12:28:36 PM |
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Vince wrote:
Terrell Owens on his injury:
"I got the best doctor that anyone can have," "That's God."
Once again, god returns
He didn't return. He's always been here.
God bless,
Jason
to show his interest in the Super Bowl. While
he is treating Owens, I wonder whether he might give us some tips
regarding the cure for cancer, Aids etc.
Vince
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| User: "Bill" |
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| Title: Re: God and football |
02 Feb 2005 01:50:47 PM |
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"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:oZ8Md.2412$BS.1011@twister.socal.rr.com...
Vince wrote:
Terrell Owens on his injury:
"I got the best doctor that anyone can have," "That's God."
Once again, god returns
He didn't return. He's always been here.
God bless,
Jason
Where and why is he hiding???
to show his interest in the Super Bowl. While
he is treating Owens, I wonder whether he might give us some tips
regarding the cure for cancer, Aids etc.
Vince
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Jesus Christ Saves Ministries
http://www.jcsm.org
Over 70,000 web pages!
John 8:36 reads, "Therefore if the Son makes you free, you shall be
free indeed."
Galatians 5:1 reads, "Stand fast therefore in the liberty by which
Christ has made us free, and do not be entangled again with a yoke of
bondage."
ICQ#: 20731140 . AIM: MrJasonGastrich . YIM: Jesus_Saved_Jason
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: God and football |
02 Feb 2005 01:01:56 PM |
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In article <Xns95F16FDDCD2C2vicmanW.0.0.1> Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> writes:
on 02 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Jason Gastrich dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Vince wrote:
Terrell Owens on his injury:
"I got the best doctor that anyone can have," "That's God."
Once again, god returns
He didn't return. He's always been here.
Then why did he allow Owens to get hurt in the first place?
Because he's got fifty bucks on ... the other team, whoever
they are?
(OK, tell me again who's playing this year...)
-- cary
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: God and football |
02 Feb 2005 01:34:28 PM |
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on 02 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Cary Kittrell dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
In article <Xns95F16FDDCD2C2vicmanW.0.0.1> Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> writes:
on 02 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Jason Gastrich dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Vince wrote:
Terrell Owens on his injury:
"I got the best doctor that anyone can have," "That's God."
Once again, god returns
He didn't return. He's always been here.
Then why did he allow Owens to get hurt in the first place?
Because he's got fifty bucks on ... the other team, whoever
they are?
No wonder he needs money all the time.
(OK, tell me again who's playing this year...)
I don't know either...
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are the kind of
people you wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: God and football |
02 Feb 2005 12:58:30 PM |
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on 02 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Jason Gastrich dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Vince wrote:
Terrell Owens on his injury:
"I got the best doctor that anyone can have," "That's God."
Once again, god returns
He didn't return. He's always been here.
Then why did he allow Owens to get hurt in the first place?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are the kind of
people you wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "Jason Gastrich" |
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| Title: Re: God and football |
02 Feb 2005 05:50:11 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
on 02 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Jason Gastrich dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Vince wrote:
Terrell Owens on his injury:
"I got the best doctor that anyone can have," "That's God."
Once again, god returns
He didn't return. He's always been here.
Then why did he allow Owens to get hurt in the first place?
That's a good question for T.O.
JG
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Jesus Christ Saves Ministries
http://www.jcsm.org
Over 70,000 web pages!
John 8:36 reads, "Therefore if the Son makes you free, you shall be
free indeed."
Galatians 5:1 reads, "Stand fast therefore in the liberty by which
Christ has made us free, and do not be entangled again with a yoke of
bondage."
ICQ#: 20731140 . AIM: MrJasonGastrich . YIM: Jesus_Saved_Jason
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| User: "Ash" |
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| Title: Re: God and football |
03 Feb 2005 04:54:31 AM |
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Jason Gastrich wrote:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
on 02 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Jason Gastrich dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Vince wrote:
Terrell Owens on his injury:
"I got the best doctor that anyone can have," "That's God."
Once again, god returns
He didn't return. He's always been here.
Then why did he allow Owens to get hurt in the first place?
That's a good question for T.O.
No it isn't
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: God and football |
02 Feb 2005 08:10:28 PM |
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On 02 Feb 2005, Jason Gastrich dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
on 02 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Jason Gastrich dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Vince wrote:
Terrell Owens on his injury:
"I got the best doctor that anyone can have," "That's God."
Once again, god returns
He didn't return. He's always been here.
Then why did he allow Owens to get hurt in the first place?
That's a good question for T.O.
JG
Talk.owens?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: God and football |
03 Feb 2005 12:20:01 AM |
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On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 20:10:28 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> said in alt.atheism:
On 02 Feb 2005, Jason Gastrich dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
on 02 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Jason Gastrich dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Vince wrote:
Terrell Owens on his injury:
"I got the best doctor that anyone can have," "That's God."
Once again, god returns
He didn't return. He's always been here.
Then why did he allow Owens to get hurt in the first place?
That's a good question for T.O.
JG
Talk.owens?
Theology.OnTrial?
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"I received your letter of June 10th. I have never talked to a Jesuit
priest in my life and I am astonished by the audacity to tell such lies
about me. From the viewpoint of a Jesuit priest I am, of course, and
have always been an atheist."
- Albert Einstein to Guy H. Raner Jr, July 2, 1945,
responding to a rumor that a Jesuit priest had caused Einstein
to convert from atheism. Article by Michael R. Gilmore in Skeptic
magazine, Vol. 5, No. 2, 1997
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: God and football |
02 Feb 2005 07:11:35 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
on 02 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Jason Gastrich dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Vince wrote:
Terrell Owens on his injury:
"I got the best doctor that anyone can have," "That's God."
Once again, god returns
He didn't return. He's always been here.
Then why did he allow Owens to get hurt in the first place?
Vanity?
Needed a job?
We have people every year that start vegetation fires so they can get a job
fighting the fire.
Odd isn't it?
A man saves a child from a plane crash and the people make him a hero.
Then it's found that the man knew where and when the plane was going to
crash and waited there in the hope he could be a hero.
Would the people still praise him as they do the god they give credit for
the save?
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: God and football |
02 Feb 2005 09:42:17 PM |
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Vince wrote:
Terrell Owens on his injury:
"I got the best doctor that anyone can have," "That's God."
Once again, god returns to show his interest in the Super Bowl. While
he is
treating Owens, I wonder whether he might give us some tips regarding
the
cure for cancer, Aids etc.
And if the dumbass can't play, will "God" get the blame? Nooooooo.
Then it'll be the doctor's fault.
jwk
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