Religions > Atheism > God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real, chosen apostles.
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"Apostle Thomas Batchelor" |
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07 Jul 2004 07:39:17 AM |
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God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real, chosen apostles. |
That's what they said about Noah.
God, and the Lord Jesus do work with and witness for
Their real chosen apostles. God wants a whole world of
Holy Spirit people. Apostles are indeed rare, but it is God's
doing, so don't blastpheme it. Give God His credit. I feel so
honored and very thankful to God and to the Lord Jesus Christ.
Theirs is the credit. Worship Them. There is one God, and
one Lord Jesus Christ.
Apostle Thomas Batchelor.
"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
news:40E68932.BEC5960D@netvigator.com...
Apostle Thomas Batchelor wrote:
Repent of sin and pray to God asking Him to heal your mind
and fill you with His Spirit. Get to God before too late.
I personally KNOW that God and the Lord Jesus Christ are real, and
the
angels are real.
well we know you are real - real nuts!
God is a real, tangible, loving, intelligent, generous,
big, Spirit from Whom are all spirits. We
are spirits in human bodies from our parents who descended
fromtheir parents. God is our foremost Father.
God wants to heal us and save us now.
There have been more Jesus sightings. Praise God.
God is still bringing men, women, and children into friendship
with God and with the Lord Jesus Christ. We must with effort
try to please God. Remember the words of our Lord Jesus Christ
in St Jn 8:29 "I do always those things that please Him".
All of us have a duty to refuse Satan. Tell devils to get out, and
call on Jesus! Call Jesus. Call on the name of the Lord Jesus
and say "Save me, Jesus."
Look for and ask around and find some real Christians who
Christ is working with TODAY, and ask us to pray with you.
Listen to us! The signs written in the Scriptures follow us today.
My e-mail address is
If you have an auditorium for miracle revival write me. Thank you.
Apostle Thomas Batchelor.
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real, chosen apostles. |
07 Jul 2004 08:04:40 AM |
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"Apostle Thomas Batchelor" <thomasbatchelor@juno.com> astounded us with:
news:53645$40ebefb0$4f5aa90$3266@allthenewsgroups.com:
That's what they said about Noah.
God, and the Lord Jesus do work with and witness for
Their real chosen apostles. God wants a whole world of
Holy Spirit people. Apostles are indeed rare, but it is God's
doing, so don't blastpheme it. Give God His credit. I feel so
honored and very thankful to God and to the Lord Jesus Christ.
Theirs is the credit. Worship Them. There is one God, and
one Lord Jesus Christ.
Apostle Thomas Batchelor.
Yeah, yeah, ***** Troll.
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Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://forums.clickhalah.com/index.php
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real, chosen apostles. |
07 Jul 2004 03:19:17 PM |
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"Apostle Thomas Batchelor" <thomasbatchelor@juno.com> wrote in message
news:53645$40ebefb0$4f5aa90$3266@allthenewsgroups.com...
That's what they said about Noah.
God, and the Lord Jesus do work with and witness for
Their real chosen apostles. God wants a whole world of
Holy Spirit people. Apostles are indeed rare, but it is God's
doing, so don't blastpheme it. Give God His credit. I feel so
honored and very thankful to God and to the Lord Jesus Christ.
Theirs is the credit. Worship Them. There is one God, and
one Lord Jesus Christ.
Apostle Thomas Batchelor.
your god hates the internet and he's sending you to hell for trolling on it.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real, chosen apostles. |
07 Jul 2004 08:43:29 AM |
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On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 08:39:17 -0400 in episode
<53645$40ebefb0$4f5aa90$3266@allthenewsgroups.com> we saw our hero
"Apostle Thomas Batchelor" <thomasbatchelor@juno.com>:
That's what they said about Noah.
If he existed and anybody said he was "nuts," they would have been right
since no global flood has ever happened on this planet...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"I think it's the worst kept secret in Washington.
That everybody - everybody I talk to in Washington
has known and fully knows what [the neo-conservative]
agenda was and what they were trying to do."
[Retired General Anthony Zinni]
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real, chosen apostles. |
07 Jul 2004 03:20:14 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.07.07.13.43.29.495134@lid_email.no...
On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 08:39:17 -0400 in episode
<53645$40ebefb0$4f5aa90$3266@allthenewsgroups.com> we saw our hero
"Apostle Thomas Batchelor" <thomasbatchelor@juno.com>:
That's what they said about Noah.
If he existed and anybody said he was "nuts," they would have been right
since no global flood has ever happened on this planet...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
I can only think of Noah in terms of an Eddie Izzard sketch were James Mason
was the voice of god and Sean Connery Noah. "Build me an ark Noah!", "How
about a speed boat?"
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real, chosen apostles. |
07 Jul 2004 05:59:23 PM |
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"kathryn" <kathrynahunterlosethis@btinternet.com> wrote in
news:cchltu$e0r$1@titan.btinternet.com:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.07.07.13.43.29.495134@lid_email.no...
On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 08:39:17 -0400 in episode
<53645$40ebefb0$4f5aa90$3266@allthenewsgroups.com> we saw our hero
"Apostle Thomas Batchelor" <thomasbatchelor@juno.com>:
That's what they said about Noah.
If he existed and anybody said he was "nuts," they would have been
right since no global flood has ever happened on this planet...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
I can only think of Noah in terms of an Eddie Izzard sketch were James
Mason was the voice of god and Sean Connery Noah. "Build me an ark
Noah!", "How about a speed boat?"
There's an old Bill Cosby skit...
(it's *MUCH* better with the Cos doing it onstage...
Riiiiiighttt.)
http://www.skatedc.org/pipermail/skatedc/2003-May/005683.html
"God: (standing on a chair behind Noah, he rings a bell once) NOAH.
Noah: (Looks up) Is someone calling me? (Shrugs and goes back to his
work)
God: (Ding) NOAH!!
Noah: Who is that?
God: It's the Lord, Noah.
Noah: Right ... Where are ya? What do ya want? I've been good.
God: I want you to build an ark.
Noah: Right ... What's an ark?
God: Get some wood and build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.
Noah: Right ... What's a cubit?
God: Well never mind. Don't worry about that right now. After you build
the ark, I want you to go out into the world and collect all the animals
of the world, two by two, male and female, and put them into the ark.
Noah: Right ... Who is this really? What's going on? How come you want
me to do all these weird things?
God: I'm going to destroy the world.
Noah: Right ... Am I on Candid Camera? How are you gonna do it?
God: I'm going to make it rain for a thousand days and drown them right
out.
Noah: Right ... Listen, do this and you'll save water. Let it rain for
forty days and forty nights and wait for the sewers to back up.
God: Right..."
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Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Cthulhu for President! Why vote for a lesser evil?
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real, chosen apostles. |
07 Jul 2004 06:33:50 PM |
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On Wed, 7 Jul 2004 08:39:17 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> wrote:
snip drek
There is one God, and
one Lord Jesus Christ.
Errrrr... That's two gods. I thought you had three?
Are you supposed to kiss the Spook's ***** too?
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real, chosen apostles. |
07 Jul 2004 11:35:43 AM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Apostle Thomas Batchelor:
God, and the Lord Jesus do work with and witness for
Their real chosen apostles. God wants a whole world of
Holy Spirit people. Apostles are indeed rare, but it is God's
doing, so don't blastpheme it. Give God His credit. I feel so
honored and very thankful to God and to the Lord Jesus Christ.
Theirs is the credit. Worship Them. There is one God, and
one Lord Jesus Christ.
Where is God, outside of your religion?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "Desdinova" |
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| Title: Re: God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real, chosen apostles. |
07 Jul 2004 11:42:48 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:951F689B7vicman@127.0.0.1...
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Apostle Thomas Batchelor:
God, and the Lord Jesus do work with and witness for
Their real chosen apostles. God wants a whole world of
Holy Spirit people. Apostles are indeed rare, but it is God's
doing, so don't blastpheme it. Give God His credit. I feel so
honored and very thankful to God and to the Lord Jesus Christ.
Theirs is the credit. Worship Them. There is one God, and
one Lord Jesus Christ.
Where is God, outside of your religion?
"Blastpheme"?
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Desdinova aa #2182
EAC Director of Separation of Church and Brain
"Christianity has such a contemptible opinion of human
nature that it does not believe a man can tell the truth
unless frightened by a belief in God. No lower opinion
of the human race has ever been expressed."
-- Robert Green Ingersoll
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real, chosen apostles. |
07 Jul 2004 02:08:11 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Desdinova:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:951F689B7vicman@127.0.0.1...
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Apostle Thomas Batchelor:
God, and the Lord Jesus do work with and witness for
Their real chosen apostles. God wants a whole world of
Holy Spirit people. Apostles are indeed rare, but it is God's
doing, so don't blastpheme it. Give God His credit. I feel so
honored and very thankful to God and to the Lord Jesus Christ.
Theirs is the credit. Worship Them. There is one God, and
one Lord Jesus Christ.
Where is God, outside of your religion?
"Blastpheme"?
Yeah, man, it's a blast.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real,chosen apostles. |
07 Jul 2004 11:42:34 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Apostle Thomas Batchelor:
God, and the Lord Jesus do work with and witness for
Their real chosen apostles. God wants a whole world of
Holy Spirit people. Apostles are indeed rare, but it is God's
doing, so don't blastpheme it. Give God His credit. I feel so
honored and very thankful to God and to the Lord Jesus Christ.
Theirs is the credit. Worship Them. There is one God, and
one Lord Jesus Christ.
Where is God, outside of your religion?
Down the pub...having a skinfull.
Where I should be. :(
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Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real, chosen apostles. |
07 Jul 2004 06:38:27 PM |
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On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 17:42:34 +0100, Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Apostle Thomas Batchelor:
God, and the Lord Jesus do work with and witness for
Their real chosen apostles. God wants a whole world of
Holy Spirit people. Apostles are indeed rare, but it is God's
doing, so don't blastpheme it. Give God His credit. I feel so
honored and very thankful to God and to the Lord Jesus Christ.
Theirs is the credit. Worship Them. There is one God, and
one Lord Jesus Christ.
Where is God, outside of your religion?
Down the pub...having a skinfull.
Where I should be. :(
Skinfull? Cool word. I'm an American. Mind telling me how the word
got started?
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: God, and the Lord Jesus do witness for and work with Their real,chosen apostles. |
08 Jul 2004 05:53:42 AM |
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Steve Knight wrote:
On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 17:42:34 +0100, Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Apostle Thomas Batchelor:
God, and the Lord Jesus do work with and witness for
Their real chosen apostles. God wants a whole world of
Holy Spirit people. Apostles are indeed rare, but it is God's
doing, so don't blastpheme it. Give God His credit. I feel so
honored and very thankful to God and to the Lord Jesus Christ.
Theirs is the credit. Worship Them. There is one God, and
one Lord Jesus Christ.
Where is God, outside of your religion?
Down the pub...having a skinfull.
Where I should be. :(
Skinfull? Cool word. I'm an American. Mind telling me how the word
got started?
Skinful:Noun. A sufficient quantity of alcohol to make one drunk.
E.g."I'm not driving anywhere; I've had a skinful and the police are out
in force." {Informal}
From http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/s.htm
From "borracho," a skin - usu. of a goat - for holding wine, and by
extension a drunkard. The wicked Borachio of Shakespeare's Much Ado
about Nothing gets his name from this term. Originally Spanish.
http://freaky_freya.tripod.com/Drunktionary/A-B.html#borracho
HTH
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Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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