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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "William Wingstedt"
Date: 26 Feb 2007 02:28:27 PM
Object: God at the Oscars
Isn't it wonderful that Jennifer Hudson's god can see to it that she
gets a gold trinket, but can't do anything about anything else?
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User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 26 Feb 2007 08:50:50 PM
(William Wingstedt) wrote in
news:45e3426e.21944013@Newsgroups.Comcast.net:

Isn't it wonderful that Jennifer Hudson's god can see to it that she
gets a gold trinket, but can't do anything about anything else?

Poor guy was too busy working on that and various sporting events.
He needs to learn to delegate.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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User: "Al Klein"

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 27 Feb 2007 02:51:41 PM
On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:50:50 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

William_Wingstedt@comcast.net (William Wingstedt) wrote in
news:45e3426e.21944013@Newsgroups.Comcast.net:

Isn't it wonderful that Jennifer Hudson's god can see to it that she
gets a gold trinket, but can't do anything about anything else?


Poor guy was too busy working on that and various sporting events.

He needs to learn to delegate.

He did, but someone hung his last delegate out to dry (or up to
suffocate).
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User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 27 Feb 2007 04:53:50 PM
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in
news:0e69u2t62l8hntamc8q199utt03u5oeqs9@4ax.com:

On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:50:50 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

William_Wingstedt@comcast.net (William Wingstedt) wrote in
news:45e3426e.21944013@Newsgroups.Comcast.net:

Isn't it wonderful that Jennifer Hudson's god can see to it that she
gets a gold trinket, but can't do anything about anything else?


Poor guy was too busy working on that and various sporting events.

He needs to learn to delegate.


He did, but someone hung his last delegate out to dry (or up to
suffocate).

Is there a Bwian! Weleaf Bwian!
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 26 Feb 2007 05:22:16 PM
One fine day in alt.atheism,
(William
Wingstedt) bloodied us up with this:

Isn't it wonderful that Jennifer Hudson's god can see to it that she
gets a gold trinket, but can't do anything about anything else?

Like keeping her weight down?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 27 Feb 2007 08:31:42 AM
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98E39C650E4F3vicman@66.250.146.128...

One fine day in alt.atheism,

(William
Wingstedt) bloodied us up with this:

Isn't it wonderful that Jennifer Hudson's god can see to it that she
gets a gold trinket, but can't do anything about anything else?


Like keeping her weight down?

Hey! That wasn't very nice! :(
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 27 Feb 2007 04:55:20 PM
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:54itc4F20vg7eU1
@mid.individual.net:


"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98E39C650E4F3vicman@66.250.146.128...

One fine day in alt.atheism,

(William
Wingstedt) bloodied us up with this:

Isn't it wonderful that Jennifer Hudson's god can see to it that she
gets a gold trinket, but can't do anything about anything else?


Like keeping her weight down?


Hey! That wasn't very nice! :(

Her look was better than most of the skinny chicks'--lots of ugly outfits
and bad makeup choices.
Melissa Etheridge was handsome, though ;)
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
.

User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 27 Feb 2007 08:53:07 PM
One fine day in alt.atheism, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>
bloodied us up with this:


"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98E39C650E4F3vicman@66.250.146.128...

One fine day in alt.atheism,

(William
Wingstedt) bloodied us up with this:

Isn't it wonderful that Jennifer Hudson's god can see to it that she
gets a gold trinket, but can't do anything about anything else?


Like keeping her weight down?


Hey! That wasn't very nice! :(

Yeah, I should talk, eh? Hey, it takes a tank to haul around a pair of
iron lungs like hers.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 28 Feb 2007 09:41:20 AM
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98E4C02701DC3vicman@66.250.146.128...

One fine day in alt.atheism, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>
bloodied us up with this:


"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98E39C650E4F3vicman@66.250.146.128...

One fine day in alt.atheism,

(William
Wingstedt) bloodied us up with this:

Isn't it wonderful that Jennifer Hudson's god can see to it that she
gets a gold trinket, but can't do anything about anything else?


Like keeping her weight down?


Hey! That wasn't very nice! :(


Yeah, I should talk, eh?

I wasn't going to say that <eyes roll to the right, snarky smirk> ;)
Hey, it takes a tank to haul around a pair of

iron lungs like hers.

Not too many skinny opera singers either ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
.



User: ""

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 26 Feb 2007 06:15:38 PM
God made the bodies behind these dresses:
http://media.shorturl.com
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User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 26 Feb 2007 07:37:05 PM
One fine day in alt.atheism, "zzzpeace@yahoo.com" <zzzpeace@yahoo.com>
bloodied us up with this:

God made the bodies behind these dresses:

http://media.shorturl.com


I liked how Gwynneth Paltrow's tits were hidden. Hair on the left, and
microphone on the right. Nice American camera work. That and the blurring
of the middle finger in one of the foreign language movie excerpts...
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
.
User: ""

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 26 Feb 2007 08:14:39 PM
On Feb 26, 8:37 pm, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:

One fine day in alt.atheism, "zzzpe...@yahoo.com" <zzzpe...@yahoo.com>
bloodied us up with this:

God made the bodies behind these dresses:


http://media.shorturl.com


I liked how Gwynneth Paltrow's tits were hidden. Hair on the left, and
microphone on the right. Nice American camera work. That and the blurring
of the middle finger in one of the foreign language movie excerpts...

keep it clean now.
.
User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 26 Feb 2007 09:57:52 PM
One fine day in alt.atheism, "zzzpeace@yahoo.com" <zzzpeace@yahoo.com>
bloodied us up with this:

On Feb 26, 8:37 pm, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:

One fine day in alt.atheism, "zzzpe...@yahoo.com"
<zzzpe...@yahoo.com> bloodied us up with this:

God made the bodies behind these dresses:


http://media.shorturl.com


I liked how Gwynneth Paltrow's tits were hidden. Hair on the left,
and microphone on the right. Nice American camera work. That and
the blurring of the middle finger in one of the foreign language
movie excerpts...

keep it clean now.


What for? Dirty is funny!
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
.




User: "William Wingstedt"

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 27 Feb 2007 12:51:10 PM
On 26 Feb 2007 23:22:16 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:

One fine day in alt.atheism,

(William
Wingstedt) bloodied us up with this:

Isn't it wonderful that Jennifer Hudson's god can see to it that she
gets a gold trinket, but can't do anything about anything else?


Like keeping her weight down?

Could be that her weight is down, eh? Or, that her weight is a
function of her god managing the welfare of the grocers in her area.


--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.

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User: "Les Hemmings"

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 26 Feb 2007 03:04:03 PM
William Wingstedt wrote:

Isn't it wonderful that Jennifer Hudson's god can see to it that she
gets a gold trinket, but can't do anything about anything else?

Would that be Snoop Goddy God?
L
--
Remove Frontal Lobes to reply direct.
"Oh Bother!" said the Borg, "We've assimilated Pooh!"
"That's 10 times I've explained binary to you. I won't tell you a 3rd
time!"
http://armsofmorpheus.blogspot.com/
http://www.richarddawkins.net/index.php
Les Hemmings a.a #2251 SA
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User: "Brian E. Clark"

Title: Re: God at the Oscars 26 Feb 2007 08:58:16 PM
In article <54h0a3F2074amU1@mid.individual.net>, Les
Hemmings said...

William Wingstedt wrote:

Isn't it wonderful that Jennifer Hudson's god can see to it that she
gets a gold trinket, but can't do anything about anything else?


Would that be Snoop Goddy God?

I think it was J-Diddy.
--
-----------
Brian E. Clark
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