(HellPopeHuey) wrote in message news:<8cc8cffc.0405070918.3acba8f4@posting.google.com>...
REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG (Fredric L. Rice) wrote in message news:<109mc8cnqv7dc9f@corp.supernews.com>...
When the male angel returned he confirmed that Earth was in decline, 95%
was bad and 5% was good. God thought about what He could do about the
situation and decided to e-mail the 5% that were good with a little
pep-talk, something to encourage them, something to help keep them going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
... ... ... ... Oh! you didn't get one either ??
The only question now is, should we put you in the giant bag of
monkey barf feet-first and tie the rope around your neck, or
head-first like *I* wanna do and tie it around your ankles? You
low-quality guy.
You're one to talk. You opera SNOB!
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HellPope Huey
First Church of the SubGenius, Deformed
I came, I saw,
I inadvertantly ate the bad, bad chicken
"There are two things you shouldn't let people see
how they're made: laws and sausages."
- "The West Wing"
"YOUR TATER SPLODE!"
- RevDrJack
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