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Religions > Atheism |
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"Jester" |
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27 Mar 2005 09:09:44 PM |
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God Created Me To Burn |
God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew I would
need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and according to his
teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He created me to burn. If this
is the case, he is a real ***** for this. What is others' opinion?
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
28 Mar 2005 06:56:46 AM |
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"Jester" <jester_douglas@yahoo.com> astounded us with:
news:d27shv$k74$1@news.datasync.com:
God created everything and knows everything.
Rubbish. God is a construct to explain away the unknown.
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Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
27 Mar 2005 09:23:38 PM |
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"Jester" <jester_douglas@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:d27shv$k74$1@news.datasync.com:
God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew I
would need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and according
to his teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He created me to
burn. If this is the case, he is a real ***** for this. What is
others' opinion?
For a "jester" you really aren't that funny.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
28 Mar 2005 11:12:54 PM |
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"Jester" <jester_douglas@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:d27shv$k74$1@news.datasync.com:
God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew I
would need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and according
to his teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He created me to
burn. If this is the case, he is a real ***** for this. What is
others' opinion?
I like a good barbeque =)
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "Claytonus Vs. Godzilla" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
28 Mar 2005 01:03:34 AM |
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"Jester" <jester_douglas@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d27shv$k74$1@news.datasync.com...
God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew I
would
need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and according to his
teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He created me to burn. If
this
is the case, he is a real ***** for this. What is others' opinion?
You're an overbaked fruit cake!
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| User: "Rally" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
28 Mar 2005 09:42:41 AM |
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"Jester" <jester_douglas@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d27shv$k74$1@news.datasync.com...
God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew I
would
need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and according to
his
teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He created me to burn.
If this
is the case, he is a real ***** for this. What is others' opinion?
Actually, you were created by your daddy placing his penis into your
mommy's vagina, thrusting until at least your daddy had an orgasm, and
then having one little, enthusiastic swimmer to break through into one
of your mommy's ova. After about 9 months of gestation, SPLURP! Out you
came.
Any burning occurred at the end of a postcoitus cigarette.
If you want to burn after you die, there's this thing called
cremation, or, you could try and get someone to throw your body into a
volcano. (You know, that sounds rather fun - almost as fun as having
your ashes shot out of a cannon like Hunter S. T. did.)
Anyway, there isn't any god or gods, there are only a multitude of
Jason G.'s running about for you to chastise, poke, prod, and enjoy
watching as they produce some of the most hilariously stupid utterings
regarding the most illogical, improbable postulates. So, forget about it
and have fun.
Some of that fun can be "creating" new life of your own, (wink wink,
nudge nudge).
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
28 Mar 2005 05:15:18 AM |
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"Jester" <jester_douglas@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d27shv$k74$1@news.datasync.com...
God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew I
would
need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and according to his
teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He created me to burn. If
this
is the case, he is a real ***** for this. What is others' opinion?
There is no god, so you have nothing to worry about?
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| User: "Bear" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
27 Mar 2005 09:28:57 PM |
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"Jester" wrote
: God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew I
would
: need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and according to his
: teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He created me to burn. If
this
: is the case, he is a real ***** for this. What is others' opinion?
It sure doesn't show all that love that the Christians keep saying that he
is supposed to have for his creation.
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Bear
And I know it’s my own damn fault.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
27 Mar 2005 11:44:40 PM |
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In article <d27shv$k74$1@news.datasync.com>,
"Jester" <jester_douglas@yahoo.com> wrote:
God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew I would
need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and according to his
teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He created me to burn. If this
is the case, he is a real ***** for this. What is others' opinion?
To be a *****, a god would have to exist. So I wouldn't worry too much.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Jason Gastrich" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
27 Mar 2005 09:29:13 PM |
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Jester wrote:
God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew
I would need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and
according to his teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He
created me to burn. If this is the case, he is a real ***** for
this. What is others' opinion?
What more evidence do you need?
Jason
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Jesus Christ Saves Ministries
http://www.jcsm.org
Over 90,000 web pages!
John 8:36 reads, "Therefore if the Son makes you free, you shall be
free indeed."
Galatians 5:1 reads, "Stand fast therefore in the liberty by which
Christ has made us free, and do not be entangled again with a yoke of
bondage."
ICQ#: 20731140 . AIM: MrJasonGastrich . YIM: Jesus_Saved_Jason
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
27 Mar 2005 09:32:15 PM |
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"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:dSK1e.205$e06.84@twister.socal.rr.com...
Jester wrote:
God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew
I would need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and
according to his teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He
created me to burn. If this is the case, he is a real ***** for
this. What is others' opinion?
What more evidence do you need?
That your god's a real *****?
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Godfrey" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
28 Mar 2005 02:58:39 AM |
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 22:32:15 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:dSK1e.205$e06.84@twister.socal.rr.com...
Jester wrote:
God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew
I would need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and
according to his teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He
created me to burn. If this is the case, he is a real ***** for
this. What is others' opinion?
What more evidence do you need?
That your god's a real *****?
Jason, wait'll your gods find out that you called them a *****. You
are so busted.
-Godfrey
"Faith is not a justification, but an admission that
there is no justification. If there are rational
reasons to believe something, then "faith" is
superfluous. If there are no rational reasons to
believe something, then continued belief is, by
definition, irrational."
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| User: "Bear" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
27 Mar 2005 09:43:09 PM |
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"Jason Gastrich" wrote
: Jester wrote:
: > God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew
: > I would need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and
: > according to his teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He
: > created me to burn. If this is the case, he is a real ***** for
: > this. What is others' opinion?
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: What more evidence do you need?
Sarcasm isn't evidence, an neither is your error-filled bible.
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Bear
And I know it’s my own damn fault.
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
28 Mar 2005 12:17:13 AM |
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On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 03:29:13 GMT, "Doctor" Jason Gastrich
<usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote:
Jester wrote:
God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew
I would need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and
according to his teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He
created me to burn. If this is the case, he is a real ***** for
this. What is others' opinion?
What more evidence do you need?
What evidence, 'doctor'?
What evidence, 'doctor'?
What evidence, 'doctor'?
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
27 Mar 2005 10:18:13 PM |
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On 27 Mar 2005, Jester dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew I
would need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and according
to his teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He created me to
burn. If this is the case, he is a real ***** for this. What is
others' opinion?
Don't worry about it. Gods don't exist any more than dragons or
leprechauns.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: God Created Me To Burn |
30 Mar 2005 01:48:21 PM |
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 21:09:44 -0600, "Jester"
<jester_douglas@yahoo.com> wrote:
God created everything and knows everything. He created me and knew I would
need solid evidence to believe him. He created me and according to his
teaching I am to burn in Hell for eternity. He created me to burn. If this
is the case, he is a real ***** for this. What is others' opinion?
/God
"You'll pay for that."
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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