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28 Dec 2005 06:56:14 PM |
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God does not deal in absolutes |
Nor does he snort Cocaine. If you are accusing our resident Coke Fiend
of creating the Universe, please provide some modicum of evidence that
he likes the White Powder.
If we knew Jesus was cracked out, we wouldn't have given him such a
lofty status in our bible.
Likewise, why do we venerate a prostitute? Mary of Magdala was known to
use sex as a means of secret communication between the Sicarii and
Judas Iscariot.
There can be no other explanation.
QED. =)
Paul
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| User: "Dale" |
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| Title: Re: God does not deal in absolutes |
28 Dec 2005 11:41:25 PM |
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<dunric@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1135817774.256148.101440@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Nor does he snort Cocaine. If you are accusing our resident Coke Fiend
of creating the Universe, please provide some modicum of evidence that
he likes the White Powder.
If we knew Jesus was cracked out, we wouldn't have given him such a
lofty status in our bible.
Likewise, why do we venerate a prostitute? Mary of Magdala was known to
use sex as a means of secret communication between the Sicarii and
Judas Iscariot.
There can be no other explanation.
QED. =)
Why do people keep responding to your vacuous inanities? Oh, wait...
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| User: "Lörd Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: God does not deal in absolutes |
30 Dec 2005 08:17:52 AM |
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"Dale" <dmgreer@nspm.airmail.net> astounded us with: news:9GKsf.38326
$dO2.18392@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net:
<dunric@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1135817774.256148.101440@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Nor does he snort Cocaine. If you are accusing our resident Coke Fiend
of creating the Universe, please provide some modicum of evidence that
he likes the White Powder.
If we knew Jesus was cracked out, we wouldn't have given him such a
lofty status in our bible.
Likewise, why do we venerate a prostitute? Mary of Magdala was known to
use sex as a means of secret communication between the Sicarii and
Judas Iscariot.
There can be no other explanation.
QED. =)
Why do people keep responding to your vacuous inanities? Oh, wait...
SURELY you had a yo-yo as a kid!!!
--
Lörd Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: God does not deal in absolutes |
28 Dec 2005 08:03:45 PM |
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<dunric@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1135817774.256148.101440@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Nor does he snort Cocaine.
Okay, I do believe you've gone around the bend.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie" |
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| Title: Re: God does not deal in absolutes |
29 Dec 2005 03:30:42 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
<dunric@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1135817774.256148.101440@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Nor does he snort Cocaine.
Okay, I do believe you've gone around the bend.
His coke must've been cut with Harpic.
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: God does not deal in absolutes |
28 Dec 2005 09:13:24 PM |
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wrote in news:1135817774.256148.101440
@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
Nor does he snort Cocaine. If you are accusing our resident Coke Fiend
of creating the Universe, please provide some modicum of evidence that
he likes the White Powder.
If we knew Jesus was cracked out, we wouldn't have given him such a
lofty status in our bible.
Likewise, why do we venerate a prostitute? Mary of Magdala was known to
use sex as a means of secret communication between the Sicarii and
Judas Iscariot.
There can be no other explanation.
QED. =)
Paul
You gonna share whatever it is your smoking?
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Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "-Alan aa#1608 BAAWA" |
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| Title: Re: God does not deal in absolutes |
28 Dec 2005 07:23:54 PM |
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wrote:
Nor does he snort Cocaine. If you are accusing our resident Coke Fiend
of creating the Universe, please provide some modicum of evidence that
he likes the White Powder.
If we knew Jesus was cracked out, we wouldn't have given him such a
lofty status in our bible.
Likewise, why do we venerate a prostitute? Mary of Magdala was known to
use sex as a means of secret communication between the Sicarii and
Judas Iscariot.
What did she do? Screw in Morse Code?
-Alan aa#1608
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: God does not deal in absolutes |
28 Dec 2005 07:42:45 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (dunric@yahoo.com) made the
light shine upon us with this:
Nor does he snort Cocaine. If you are accusing our resident Coke Fiend
of creating the Universe, please provide some modicum of evidence that
he likes the White Powder.
If we knew Jesus was cracked out, we wouldn't have given him such a
lofty status in our bible.
Likewise, why do we venerate a prostitute? Mary of Magdala was known to
use sex as a means of secret communication between the Sicarii and
Judas Iscariot.
There can be no other explanation.
Yeah, there can. You're outta your mind.
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Only the atheist realizes how morally objectionable it is for survivors of
a catastrophe to believe themselves spared by a loving God while this same
God drowned infants in their cribs. - Sam Harris
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