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Religions > Atheism |
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"neo" |
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01 Jan 2005 10:57:11 AM |
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God Found !! |
He was descending on earth to stop tsunami but missed his destination
and crash landed in pacific ocean. A fisherman found him clinging to
noah's piece of wood and saved him. He said that tsunami was caused due
to bug in his software and now he has fixed the bug. He is well and OK.
For security reason, he can not disclose where he is now. But you can
ask the question and I will answer the questions on behalf of god.
any question?
neo
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| User: "navi-gater" |
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| Title: Re: God Found !! |
01 Jan 2005 05:58:13 PM |
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"neo" <v847131@yahoo.com> wrote in news:1104598631.465700.324550
@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
He was descending on earth to stop tsunami but missed his destination
and crash landed in pacific ocean. A fisherman found him clinging to
noah's piece of wood and saved him. He said that tsunami was caused due
to bug in his software and now he has fixed the bug. He is well and OK.
For security reason, he can not disclose where he is now. But you can
ask the question and I will answer the questions on behalf of god.
any question?
neo
Yes - when will the help desk be operating normally? A lot of people have
requests for upgrades and bug reports and so far no answers (and what about
the eternal life rebate forms - are they being processed at all? They don't
appear to be...).
By the way, can he reboot the America module too - it seems to have a
memory leak and is in danger of grinding the whole world to a halt.
Thanks!
gater.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: God Found !! |
01 Jan 2005 11:56:58 AM |
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what does God look like? is he well hung?
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| User: "Levy Oates" |
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| Title: Re: God Found !! |
01 Jan 2005 12:15:10 PM |
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On 1 Jan 2005 09:56:58 -0800, wrote:
what does God look like? is he well hung?
God is perfect, therefore he is perfectly well hung.
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Archdeacon Levy Oates
On behalf of the Prophet Eric Peabody (pbuh)
Basingstoke, England
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/bumblism/
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| User: "Family Man" |
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| Title: Re: God Found !! |
01 Jan 2005 03:12:22 PM |
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"Levy Oates" <levy_oates@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:t4qdt0h7770kv4aqbchr4h5g68scksnim5@4ax.com...
On 1 Jan 2005 09:56:58 -0800, wrote:
what does God look like? is he well hung?
God is perfect, therefore he is perfectly well hung.
She has a penis?
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