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"les_on_usenet" |
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25 Aug 2007 03:56:12 PM |
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God found! |
Astronomers have recently discovered a large void in space approx
100 billion light years across with absolutely nothing in it.
This enormous emptiness completely void of anything factual,
is pure ignorance itself. That there is absolutely nothing there
and therefore contains absolutely no evidence to show a god exists
is proof he must be there.(I am of course applying the rules
of Christian logic.) Plus of course god being ever so super duper must
have an eonrmous brain which could only fit into a void this size.
The only problem of course is that whilst his thought may
only take 2000 years to reach us our prayers and thoughts
even going back 2000 years have barely started their
journey to him so our sun will have gone super-Nova taking us
with it long before his replies get back to us.
Les Hellawell
Greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Correction: God's Girlfriend Found |
25 Aug 2007 07:40:33 PM |
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In article <nm41d3hhbsjt4ht5c1bc4aciatc4j0h8v1@4ax.com>, delete-
unread@leswell.freeuk.com says...
Astronomers have recently discovered a large void in space approx
100 billion light years across with absolutely nothing in it.
Hey, even god needs a nice deep hole to run up in from time to time :)
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: God found! |
25 Aug 2007 07:56:36 PM |
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On Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:56:12 +0100 there was an Ancient les_on_usenet
<delete-unread@leswell.freeuk.com> who stoppeth one in alt.atheism
The only problem of course is that whilst his thought may
only take 2000 years to reach us our prayers and thoughts
even going back 2000 years have barely started their
journey to him so our sun will have gone super-Nova taking us
with it long before his replies get back to us.
Argh.
I appreciate the humor, but I despise the bad science.
Our sun has about 5 billion years left on the Main Sequence. After
that, it will swell into a red giant (eating the Earth in the process,
although the meal will be bite-sized.. the planet will have broken up
when it reached the Roche limit.) But it will not go nova.. mass is
too low. Instead, it will throw off its outer layers forming a
planetary nebula. At the center, the last remant of our solar system
will shine weakly.. a white dwarf, slowly cooling off over the eons.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
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| User: "Frank Mayhar" |
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| Title: Re: God found! |
25 Aug 2007 08:23:54 PM |
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On Sat, 25 Aug 2007 17:56:36 -0700, Douglas Berry wrote:
On Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:56:12 +0100 there was an Ancient les_on_usenet
<delete-unread@leswell.freeuk.com> who stoppeth one in alt.atheism
The only problem of course is that whilst his thought may only take 2000
years to reach us our prayers and thoughts even going back 2000 years
have barely started their journey to him so our sun will have gone
super-Nova taking us with it long before his replies get back to us.
Argh.
I appreciate the humor, but I despise the bad science.
Our sun has about 5 billion years left on the Main Sequence. After that,
it will swell into a red giant (eating the Earth in the process,
although the meal will be bite-sized.. the planet will have broken up
when it reached the Roche limit.)
Actually, since the Sun won't increase in mass, the Roche limit will
remain the same. The surface of the Earth will get nice and toasty,
though, as the surface of the Sun expands to engulf it, finally boiling
away and becoming merely impurities in the solar atmosphere.
But it will not go nova.. mass is too
low. Instead, it will throw off its outer layers forming a planetary
nebula.
An example of which may be found here:
http://www.zazzle.com/fmayhar*/product/228249935649628477
It will at least be very pretty, for whatever or whomever is around to
see it.
At the center, the last remant of our solar system will shine
weakly.. a white dwarf, slowly cooling off over the eons.
Where "eons" is measured in, not billions, but _trillions_ of years.
Orders of magnitude longer than the entire age of the universe so far.
White dwarves take a _long_ time to cool off.
--
Frank Mayhar frank@exit.com http://www.exit.com/
Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
http://www.zazzle.com/fmayhar*
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