God: I've lost faith in Blair
http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,,1725799,00.html
All the signs are that the Almighty is unhappy about efforts to
implicate Him in the attack on Iraq
Terry Jones
Wednesday March 8, 2006
The Guardian
A high-level leak has revealed that God is "furious" at Tony Blair's
attempts to implicate him in the bombing of Iraq. Sources close to the
archangel Gabriel report him as describing the Almighty as "hopping mad
.... with sanctimonious yet unscrupulous politicians claiming He would
condone their bestial activities when He has no way of going public
Himself, owing to the MMW agreement" (a reference to the
long-established Moving in Mysterious Ways concordat).
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