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29 Oct 2006 11:09:59 PM |
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GOD LOVE YOU |
From: Mrs.Kapend Leonie
Greetings in the name of God. With due respect, trust and humility, I
write you this proposal believing that it will receive the most desired
attention from you even as we have not had any previous correspondence.
My name is Mrs. Kapend Leonie suffering from a long time cancer of the
bream! from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and
it is quite obvious that according to my doctors they have advised me
that I may not live for the next six months, this is because the cancer
stage has gotten to a very bad stage. email :
Iam married to my late husband for thirthy years with two kids. My
husband died in a fatal motor accident. Before his death we were true
Christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry, But the families
of my late husband refuse that I must marry my late husband younger
brother by tradition, all that my husband had, (Wealth) belongs to his
brother / families and I am to be re-married by his immediate younger
brother. They want to take all that I suffered with my husband to
acquire including treasure, houses and his bank account will be under
their cares.
I wanted to escape to the united state of America USA with my children
on exile, but again they conspired and stole our international passport
and our other travelling document to further frustrate me for they knew
that my sickness has gotten to a very bad stage that I may not live
for the next six months and as my late husbands family have taken all
that I and my husband have suffered for, away from me and my
children,we only hope on the sum of US$ 20.3 million dollars deposited
with a Security Company by my late husband which I am in position of
all the documents concerning the deposit.
Presently this money is still in the care of the security company
although they do not know that the contents of the trunk box is money
as it was deposited as family valuables by my late husband for security
reasons. Now I want to issue a letter of authorization to you to
receive it on my behalf since I cannot be able to retrieve it because
of my illness and also as I do not want those inlaws of mine to know
about the deposit.
My children are too yonger that I don't want them to be in danger. It
is my last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization
of your choice and distributed each year among the charity
organization, the poor and the motherless baby's home I know that you
as a God fearing person will use part of this money to take care of my
children and give them a good Education and make a good investment for
them, then the rest of the fund will be for the churches, orphanages
and widows.
If you can, with all your heart assist me in this urgent request,
please contact my Late Husband's Lawyer Barr.Robert Karchy on email:
mrs.leonie01@yahoo.ca with the bellow
informations. Then he will give you all the necessary information to
this effect, and will also issue you a letter of authority that will
prove you as the
new beneficiary of this fund. Please assure me that you will act
accordingly as I stated herein.
Full names...............
Contact Address.............
Telephone/fax numbers..............
God bless you.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs.Kapend Leonie.
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: GOD LOVE YOU |
30 Oct 2006 08:42:36 AM |
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"" <susan3wetgo@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1162184999.761960.126880@e64g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
From: Mrs.Kapend Leonie
Greetings in the name of God.
Well greetings to *you* in the name of precious Jesus. You know, that dead
guy a lot of people believes is living in the clouds and is seated on a
magnificent (though 'humble') throne made up of precious gems beyond compare
and just to the right of the even *more* magnificent (and even 'humbler' one
made up of even *more* precious gems (it's 'bigger' too) that he sits on
simultaneously. You know, the guy with the crown o' thorns on his head, and
dressed in his burial cloths. Nix that. I forgot, he left those behind. I
mean to say that butt-naked guy wearing the crown o' thorns seated next to a
creature who looks like John Huston playing Moses -- you know, the entity
that looks like a grandpa with a really long beard who is in actuality --
himself?
With due respect, trust and humility, I
write you this proposal believing that it will receive the most desired
attention from you even as we have not had any previous correspondence.
Are you sure about that? Didn't you 'channel' me once?
My name is Mrs. Kapend Leonie suffering from a long time cancer of the
bream!
I know, I know. You told me. But I can't, for the life of me, locate *my*
bream. Does that mean the cancer already got mine?
from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and
it is quite obvious that according to my doctors they have advised me
that I may not live for the next six months,
Well look at it this way: Is life truly worth living without your bream.
It's something to think long and hard about.
this is because the cancer
stage has gotten to a very bad stage. email :
Hey! What if I send you a new bream as an attachment? Do you think that may
save your life?
Iam married to my late husband for thirthy years with two kids.
No problem. We can ship them off to to a 'Jesus Camp' and be off to
the Bahamas faster than you can say 'I'm a fraud'.
My
husband died in a fatal motor accident.
Did you use a 9 mm. or a .45?
Before his death we were true
Christians.
You mean you weren't of the phony-baloney variety that seems to make up the
'clan'? Amazing. Does that you're a 'false' one now?
Since his death I decided not to re-marry,
Don't worry. I can live in 'sin' if you can.
But the families
of my late husband refuse that I must marry my late husband younger
No problem. Just take him for a long drive in the country. Be sure he
doesn't drive too fast though.
brother by tradition, all that my husband had, (Wealth) belongs to his
brother / families and I am to be re-married by his immediate younger
brother.
The horny *****!
They want to take all that I suffered with my husband to
acquire including treasure, houses and his bank account will be under
their cares.
The greedy bastards! They wouldn't be 'true' Christians now, would they?
I wanted to escape to the united state of America USA with my children
on exile, but again they conspired and stole our international passport
and our other travelling document to further frustrate me for they knew
that my sickness has gotten to a very bad stage that I may not live
for the next six months and as my late husbands family have taken all
that I and my husband have suffered for, away from me and my
children,we only hope on the sum of US$ 20.3 million dollars deposited
with a Security Company by my late husband which I am in position of
all the documents concerning the deposit.
Have you ever heard of something called a 'lawyer'?
Presently this money is still in the care of the security company
although they do not know that the contents of the trunk box is money
as it was deposited as family valuables by my late husband for security
reasons. Now I want to issue a letter of authorization to you to
receive it on my behalf since I cannot be able to retrieve it because
of my illness and also as I do not want those inlaws of mine to know
about the deposit.
Aren't you afraid they may be reading your words this very minute? Aren't
you afraid they all may be *atheists*?
My children are too yonger that I don't want them to be in danger.
Have no fear. You can send them to a 'Jesus Camp' where they'll be safe and
secure.
It
is my last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization
of your choice
How generous of you. But aren't you afraid that the cancer of your bream is
clouding your thinking? Aren't you afraid that two million atheists are
going to take you up on your offer?
and distributed each year among the charity
organization, the poor and the motherless baby's home I know that you
as a God fearing person will use part of this money to take care of my
children and give them a good Education and make a good investment for
them, then the rest of the fund will be for the churches, orphanages
and widows.
Please! I can hardly stand it. <much fake weeping, sobbing, and gnashing of
teeth and mournful violins playing in the background>
If you can, with all your heart assist me in this urgent request,
You betcha, sweetheart. You sexy little fraud, you. (You got my engine
hummin' I hope you know.)
please contact my Late Husband's Lawyer Barr.Robert Karchy on email:
mrs.leonie01@yahoo.ca with the bellow
informations. Then he will give you all the necessary information to
this effect, and will also issue you a letter of authority that will
prove you as the
new beneficiary of this fund. Please assure me that you will act
accordingly as I stated herein.
Full names...............
Contact Address.............
Telephone/fax numbers..............
God bless you.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs.Kapend Leonie.
Well let me get off this dang keyboard and get the printer a printin'. (Do
you need any money to hold you over or pay for your funeral? I'll send you a
couple 'thou' -- if you feel you're strong enough to endorse the check --
with the 'Lord's' love and permission of course.)
A Tearful Greywolf
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| User: "Steve O" |
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| Title: Re: GOD LOVE YOU |
30 Oct 2006 09:37:47 AM |
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God bless you.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs.Kapend Leonie.
Well let me get off this dang keyboard and get the printer a printin'. (Do
you need any money to hold you over or pay for your funeral? I'll send you
a couple 'thou' -- if you feel you're strong enough to endorse the
check -- with the 'Lord's' love and permission of course.)
A Tearful Greywolf
Hey, Greywolf.
If you feel like having a little more fun with this type of scammer, try the
following site.
http://www.419eater.com/
--
Steve O
a.a. #2240 (apathist chapter)
"Faith doesn't move mountains - it levels buildings."
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: GOD LOVE YOU |
30 Oct 2006 04:11:31 AM |
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"susan3wettgo@yahoo.fr" <susan3wetgo@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1162184999.761960.126880@e64g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
From: Mrs.Kapend Leonie
Greetings in the name of God.
That's nice.
Now, grow up.
<***** snipped>
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie" |
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| Title: Re: I get my kicks on route 419 |
30 Oct 2006 12:54:28 AM |
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wrote:
From: Mrs.Kapend Leonie
Greetings in the name of God. With due respect, trust and humility, <snip>
Cut to the chase, Citizen Madeupname: What's the advance fee and do you
take IOUs?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: GOD LOVE YOU |
30 Oct 2006 12:16:46 AM |
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wrote:
From: Mrs.Kapend Leonie
Greetings in the name of God. With due respect, trust and humility, I
write you this proposal believing that it will receive the most desired
attention from you even as we have not had any previous correspondence.
My name is Mrs. Kapend Leonie
...and I am the Treasurer for the People's Republican Kingdom of
Zambezi. Our government is being challenged by rebellion, and we are
looking for ways to transport the national overseas for safekeeping. We
would like to store this money in personal accounts to avoid the
scrutiny of other nations' banking and taxation legislation. We feel
that we can save enough money this way that we will pay you a quite
handsome return for allowing us to store money in your personal account
until the rebellion ends. If you would like to help in this
humanitarian cause, please e-mail us with your buisiness address, your
buisiness and home bank account numbers, your PIN and all other related
materials, and your Credit Card number and security code. God Bless,
and please pray for us as the shells fall on Zambezi.
-Mrs. Kapend Leonie
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: GOD LOVE YOU |
30 Oct 2006 12:28:20 PM |
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On Sun, 29 Oct 2006 21:09:59 -0800, "susan3wettgo wrote:
From: Mrs.Kapend Leonie
Greetings in the name of God.
Boy, did you ever walk into the wrong room...
<snerp>
Please assure me that you will act
accordingly as I stated herein.
Oh, absolutely!
Full names............... Donald Duck
Contact Address............. 123 Thataway
Telephone/fax numbers.............. 1-800-BITE-ME
God bless you.
You take that back!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential
of this kind of world:.... a world in which
oil reserves are controlled by radicals in order
to extract blackmail from the West..." [George Bush]
Wait... oil reserves?
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: GOD LOVE YOU |
30 Oct 2006 12:08:15 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet
(susan3wetgo@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
From: Mrs.Kapend Leonie
Greetings in the name of God.
Which one?
With due respect, trust and humility, I
write you this proposal believing that it will receive the most desired
attention from you even as we have not had any previous correspondence.
My name is Mrs. Kapend Leonie suffering from a long time cancer of the
bream!
*****! Bream cancer? You poor lost soul!
<skip to the chase>
If you can, with all your heart assist me in this urgent request,
please contact my Late Husband's Lawyer Barr.Robert Karchy on email:
mrs.leonie01@yahoo.ca with the bellow
informations. Then he will give you all the necessary information to
this effect, and will also issue you a letter of authority that will
prove you as the
new beneficiary of this fund. Please assure me that you will act
accordingly as I stated herein.
Full names...............
Contact Address.............
Telephone/fax numbers..............
God bless you.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs.Kapend Leonie.
Please visit this website for contact information. And choose a god to
love you. There are thousands of them.
http://www.419eater.com/
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
http://heartmdphd.com/Convicts/ What a pig-fucking loon.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: GOD LOVE YOU |
30 Oct 2006 12:29:33 PM |
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:08:15 +0000, Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet
(susan3wetgo@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
From: Mrs.Kapend Leonie
Greetings in the name of God.
Which one?
With due respect, trust and humility, I
write you this proposal believing that it will receive the most desired
attention from you even as we have not had any previous correspondence.
My name is Mrs. Kapend Leonie suffering from a long time cancer of the
bream!
*****! Bream cancer? You poor lost soul!
Well, at least it's not bleem cancer!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential
of this kind of world:.... a world in which
oil reserves are controlled by radicals in order
to extract blackmail from the West..." [George Bush]
Wait... oil reserves?
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie" |
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| Title: Re: GOD LOVE YOU |
30 Oct 2006 12:59:21 AM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet
(susan3wetgo@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
From: Mrs.Kapend Leonie
Greetings in the name of God.
Which one?
With due respect, trust and humility, I
write you this proposal believing that it will receive the most desired
attention from you even as we have not had any previous correspondence.
My name is Mrs. Kapend Leonie suffering from a long time cancer of the
bream!
*****! Bream cancer? You poor lost soul!
I thought her posting looked a bit fishy.
<skip to the chase>
If you can, with all your heart assist me in this urgent request,
please contact my Late Husband's Lawyer Barr.Robert Karchy on email:
mrs.leonie01@yahoo.ca with the bellow
informations. Then he will give you all the necessary information to
this effect, and will also issue you a letter of authority that will
prove you as the
new beneficiary of this fund. Please assure me that you will act
accordingly as I stated herein.
Full names...............
Contact Address.............
Telephone/fax numbers..............
God bless you.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs.Kapend Leonie.
Please visit this website for contact information. And choose a god to
love you. There are thousands of them.
http://www.419eater.com/
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
http://heartmdphd.com/Convicts/ What a pig-fucking loon.
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| User: "" |
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30 Oct 2006 01:17:15 AM |
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Pastor Kutchie wrote:
Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet
(susan3wetgo@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
From: Mrs.Kapend Leonie
Greetings in the name of God.
Which one?
With due respect, trust and humility, I
write you this proposal believing that it will receive the most desired
attention from you even as we have not had any previous correspondence.
My name is Mrs. Kapend Leonie suffering from a long time cancer of the
bream!
*****! Bream cancer? You poor lost soul!
I thought her posting looked a bit fishy.
No! We're curing cancer, here at the Sashimi Institute of America!
http://www.scienceblog.com/community/older/1998/A/199800990.html
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man, Sep 06
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: GOD LOVE YOU |
30 Oct 2006 05:10:48 PM |
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On 29 Oct 2006 23:17:15 -0800, wrote:
Pastor Kutchie wrote:
Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet
(susan3wetgo@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
From: Mrs.Kapend Leonie
Greetings in the name of God.
Which one?
With due respect, trust and humility, I
write you this proposal believing that it will receive the most desired
attention from you even as we have not had any previous correspondence.
My name is Mrs. Kapend Leonie suffering from a long time cancer of the
bream!
*****! Bream cancer? You poor lost soul!
I thought her posting looked a bit fishy.
No! We're curing cancer, here at the Sashimi Institute of America!
http://www.scienceblog.com/community/older/1998/A/199800990.html
But can you cure cancer of the trout?
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"They laughed at Newton, they laughed at Einstein, but they also laughed at
Bozo the Clown."
- Carl Sagan
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
This signature was made by SigChanger.
You can find SigChanger at: http://www.phranc.nl/
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| User: "JPG" |
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| Title: Re: GOD LOVE YOU |
30 Oct 2006 04:29:14 AM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet
(susan3wetgo@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
From: Mrs.Kapend Leonie
Greetings in the name of God.
Which one?
With due respect, trust and humility, I
write you this proposal believing that it will receive the most desired
attention from you even as we have not had any previous correspondence.
My name is Mrs. Kapend Leonie suffering from a long time cancer of the
bream!
*****! Bream cancer? You poor lost soul!
Good Cod, wrong plaice to be carping on.
<skip to the chase>
If you can, with all your heart assist me in this urgent request,
please contact my Late Husband's Lawyer Barr.Robert Karchy on email:
mrs.leonie01@yahoo.ca with the bellow
informations. Then he will give you all the necessary information to
this effect, and will also issue you a letter of authority that will
prove you as the
new beneficiary of this fund. Please assure me that you will act
accordingly as I stated herein.
Full names...............
Contact Address.............
Telephone/fax numbers..............
God bless you.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs.Kapend Leonie.
Please visit this website for contact information. And choose a god to
love you. There are thousands of them.
http://www.419eater.com/
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
http://heartmdphd.com/Convicts/ What a pig-fucking loon.
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