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"Vince C" |
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04 Dec 2003 05:16:22 AM |
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God loves basketball |
St. John's basketball coach, Mike Jarvis:
"God did not bring me here to fail," Jarvis said. "God didn't put me in the
positions he's put me in all my life to be anything but successful. I
believe in the purpose he has in store for me. Right now, God is testing me.
He is putting me in a position where I'll be better than ever as a result of
all this. "
With all the wars, poverty, starvation, and disease to worry about, God
still has the time to select college basketball coaches.
Vince
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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| Title: Re: God loves basketball |
05 Dec 2003 07:25:45 PM |
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"Vince C" <cuccia@thevillages.net> thought hard and said:
St. John's basketball coach, Mike Jarvis:
"God did not bring me here to fail," Jarvis said. "God didn't put me in the
positions he's put me in all my life to be anything but successful. I
believe in the purpose he has in store for me. Right now, God is testing me.
He is putting me in a position where I'll be better than ever as a result of
all this. "
With all the wars, poverty, starvation, and disease to worry about, God
still has the time to select college basketball coaches.
Vince
I care.
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-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 15 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, and Krzysztof Penderecki are my Gods.
Madly Insane EAC Scientist.
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| User: "Yang" |
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| Title: Re: God loves basketball |
04 Dec 2003 09:26:52 PM |
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On Thu, 4 Dec 2003 06:16:22 -0500, "Vince C" <cuccia@thevillages.net>
wrote:
St. John's basketball coach, Mike Jarvis:
"God did not bring me here to fail," Jarvis said. "God didn't put me in the
positions he's put me in all my life to be anything but successful. I
believe in the purpose he has in store for me. Right now, God is testing me.
He is putting me in a position where I'll be better than ever as a result of
all this. "
With all the wars, poverty, starvation, and disease to worry about, God
still has the time to select college basketball coaches.
Thsis must explains why the Blue DEVILS have been kicking everyone's
***** for the past 10 years.
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Yang
a.a. #28
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -525 billion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -440 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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| Title: Re: God loves basketball |
05 Dec 2003 11:09:48 AM |
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With all the wars, poverty, starvation, and disease to worry about, God
still has the time to select college basketball coaches.
Thsis must explains why the Blue DEVILS have been kicking everyone's
***** for the past 10 years.
And the current defending Stanley Cup champions are the Devils.
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
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| User: "386sx" |
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| Title: Re: God loves basketball |
04 Dec 2003 06:15:49 AM |
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Vince C. writes:
With all the wars, poverty, starvation, and disease to worry about, God
still has the time to select college basketball coaches.
Oh please give me a break, sir. God does not worry about such childishness.
"I pray that I may have God as my guide and the power of the Lord as my aid,
since I am unable to find even the bare footsteps of those who have traveled
the way before me ..."
Please see above.
"Again, I tell you that if two of you on earth agree about anything you ask
for, it will be done for you by my Father in heaven. For where two or three
come together in my name, there am I with them."
Now you're just being silly.
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"If an opponent rebuts a claim of irrelevance, the other party must reply to
the opponent's rebuttal of the claim." -- J.F. Till
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: God loves basketball |
04 Dec 2003 09:05:51 AM |
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In article <m2ad68srreXx386xX.fsf@jms.localhost.localnet>, 386sx says...
Vince C. writes:
With all the wars, poverty, starvation, and disease to worry about, God
still has the time to select college basketball coaches.
Oh please give me a break, sir. God does not worry about such childishness.
Did he tell you this personally? Otherwise, how would you know?
"I pray that I may have God as my guide and the power of the Lord as my aid,
since I am unable to find even the bare footsteps of those who have traveled
the way before me ..."
Please see above.
What would I bother? Doesn't have anything to do with me.
"Again, I tell you that if two of you on earth agree about anything you ask
for, it will be done for you by my Father in heaven. For where two or three
come together in my name, there am I with them."
Now you're just being silly.
And you're being moronic by posting this drivel in an atheist newsgroup.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "386sx" |
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| Title: Re: God loves basketball |
04 Dec 2003 11:13:01 AM |
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Robibnikoff writes:
And you're being moronic by posting this drivel in an atheist newsgroup.
"Thank you. Are there any more that we forgot?"
http://www.tinytim.org/interview.html
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"God Bless Tiny Tim, a.k.a. Larry Love."
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| User: "raven1" |
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04 Dec 2003 11:19:43 AM |
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On Thu, 04 Dec 2003 07:15:49 -0500, 386sx <386sx@email.com> wrote:
"Again, I tell you that if two of you on earth agree about anything you ask
for, it will be done for you by my Father in heaven. For where two or three
come together in my name, there am I with them."
And as this is demonstrably false, Christianity again fails to
correspond with reality.
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ROT-13 on Email to reply.
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: God loves basketball |
04 Dec 2003 06:33:28 AM |
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On Thu, 04 Dec 2003 07:15:49 -0500, 386sx <386sx@email.com> wrote:
Vince C. writes:
With all the wars, poverty, starvation, and disease to worry about, God
still has the time to select college basketball coaches.
Oh please give me a break, sir. God does not worry about such childishness.
Figments of your deluded imagination don't do anything.
Although Vince's remark was obviously way over your head.
"I pray that I may have God as my guide and the power of the Lord as my aid,
since I am unable to find even the bare footsteps of those who have traveled
the way before me ..."
What kind of moron prays on an atheist newsgroup?
Please see above.
Please see above.
"Again, I tell you that if two of you on earth agree about anything you ask
for, it will be done for you by my Father in heaven. For where two or three
come together in my name, there am I with them."
Now you're just being silly.
No. YOU are just being deliberately silly, posting this inanity to
atheists.
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| User: "386sx" |
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| Title: Re: God loves basketball |
04 Dec 2003 08:53:33 AM |
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Christopher A. Lee writes:
No. YOU are just being deliberately silly, posting this inanity to
atheists.
You know, Mr. Lee, sometimes I think it would be good for you to take some
time to stop and smell the flowers, or maybe have yourself a nice long
relaxation in the Jacuzzi, or perhaps some nice medication or something.
"Love is the same today, except it's gone down to a more debased situation."
-- Tiny Tim
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"If an opponent rebuts a claim of irrelevance, the other party must reply to
the opponent's rebuttal of the claim." -- J.F. Till
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: God loves basketball |
05 Dec 2003 07:36:41 PM |
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On Thu, 04 Dec 2003 09:53:33 -0500, 386sx <386sx@email.com> wrote:
Christopher A. Lee writes:
No. YOU are just being deliberately silly, posting this inanity to
atheists.
You know, Mr. Lee, sometimes I think it would be good for you to take some
time to stop and smell the flowers, or maybe have yourself a nice long
relaxation in the Jacuzzi, or perhaps some nice medication or something.
I noticed you snipped your inanity.
You were being deliberately stupid before, and now you're being
deliberately nasty.
You just can't cope with people who don't want your stupidity rammed
down their throats, and like the majority of theists you lie about and
mischaracterise their reaction - which simply escalates the animosity
you started in the first place.
"Love is the same today, except it's gone down to a more debased situation."
-- Tiny Tim
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