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"Enkidu" |
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21 Mar 2005 08:27:59 AM |
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God must have been out fishing. |
God must have been out fishing:
BEVERLY HILLS, Mich. Carbon monoxide fumes sickened at least 48 people
during a worship service in suburban Detroit.
The men, women and children are members of an interfaith group based in
Southfield. They have been treated at Royal Oak's Beaumont Hospital.
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Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplin and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never
inconvenienced me a bit.
-- Mark Twain
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| User: "Paul W" |
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| Title: Re: God must have been out fishing. |
21 Mar 2005 04:02:39 PM |
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<snip>
....interfaith group...
<\snip>
That's the problem!
....dogs and cats living together...
Paul W
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| User: "Rally" |
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| Title: Re: God must have been out fishing. |
21 Mar 2005 08:55:06 AM |
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"Enkidu" <zwi6iv402@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns962041CF326DB255229@130.133.1.4...
God must have been out fishing:
BEVERLY HILLS, Mich. Carbon monoxide fumes sickened at least 48 people
during a worship service in suburban Detroit.
The men, women and children are members of an interfaith group based
in
Southfield. They have been treated at Royal Oak's Beaumont Hospital.
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They didn't have their left pinkie finger aligned in the correct
manner so as to properly amuse their gawd. This, of course, during the
required "close your eyes tight and squeeze one out for the lard"
portion of the service.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: God must have been out fishing. |
21 Mar 2005 02:01:23 PM |
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on 21 Mar 2005 in alt.atheism, Enkidu dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
God must have been out fishing:
BEVERLY HILLS, Mich. Carbon monoxide fumes sickened at least 48 people
during a worship service in suburban Detroit.
The men, women and children are members of an interfaith group based in
Southfield. They have been treated at Royal Oak's Beaumont Hospital.
Of course you realize it's for the greater good that people of religious
faith are sickened during worship services. It builds character.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: God must have been out fishing. |
21 Mar 2005 08:22:17 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns96207A403E2DDvicman@127.0.0.1:
on 21 Mar 2005 in alt.atheism, Enkidu dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
God must have been out fishing:
BEVERLY HILLS, Mich. Carbon monoxide fumes sickened at least 48
people during a worship service in suburban Detroit.
The men, women and children are members of an interfaith group based
in Southfield. They have been treated at Royal Oak's Beaumont
Hospital.
Of course you realize it's for the greater good that people of
religious faith are sickened during worship services. It builds
character.
Didn't kill 'em. They'll be stronger, once they get done breathing pure
oxygen for a while.
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: God must have been out fishing. |
21 Mar 2005 11:06:45 PM |
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On 21 Mar 2005, Doc Smartass dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns96207A403E2DDvicman@127.0.0.1:
on 21 Mar 2005 in alt.atheism, Enkidu dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
God must have been out fishing:
BEVERLY HILLS, Mich. Carbon monoxide fumes sickened at least 48
people during a worship service in suburban Detroit.
The men, women and children are members of an interfaith group based
in Southfield. They have been treated at Royal Oak's Beaumont
Hospital.
Of course you realize it's for the greater good that people of
religious faith are sickened during worship services. It builds
character.
Didn't kill 'em. They'll be stronger, once they get done breathing pure
oxygen for a while.
Or ether, for that matter.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: God must have been out fishing. |
21 Mar 2005 02:05:08 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns96207A403E2DDvicman@127.0.0.1:
on 21 Mar 2005 in alt.atheism, Enkidu dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
God must have been out fishing:
BEVERLY HILLS, Mich. Carbon monoxide fumes sickened at least 48
people during a worship service in suburban Detroit.
The men, women and children are members of an interfaith group based
in Southfield. They have been treated at Royal Oak's Beaumont
Hospital.
Of course you realize it's for the greater good that people of
religious faith are sickened during worship services. It builds
character.
And an added bonus! CO kills brain cells!
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplin and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
Modern science has been a voyage into the unknown, with a lesson in
humility waiting at every stop. Many passengers would rather have stayed
home.
-- Carl Sagan
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| User: "Masked Avenger" |
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| Title: Re: God must have been out fishing. |
23 Mar 2005 04:25:49 AM |
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Enkidu wrote:
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns96207A403E2DDvicman@127.0.0.1:
on 21 Mar 2005 in alt.atheism, Enkidu dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
God must have been out fishing:
BEVERLY HILLS, Mich. Carbon monoxide fumes sickened at least 48
people during a worship service in suburban Detroit.
The men, women and children are members of an interfaith group based
in Southfield. They have been treated at Royal Oak's Beaumont
Hospital.
Of course you realize it's for the greater good that people of
religious faith are sickened during worship services. It builds
character.
And an added bonus! CO kills brain cells!
Which is absolutely necessary if you want to be a good Christian, maybe
it's part of a new method the church is trialling.... ?
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Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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