Something like: "Sorry for all the mess"?

Martin Holterman


buckeye-ELO@nospam.net wrote:

https://secure.progressive.org/march05/ehren0305.php
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March 2005 Issue

Flip Side Barbara Ehrenreich

God Owes Us an Apology



Ehrenreich Column photoThe tsunami of sea water was followed
instantly by a tsunami of spittle as the religious sputtered to
rationalize God's latest felony. Here we'd been placidly killing each
other a few dozen at a time in Iraq, Darfur, Congo, Israel, and
Palestine, when along comes the deity and whacks a quarter million in
a couple of hours between breakfast and lunch. On CNN, NPR, Fox News,
and in newspaper articles too numerous for Nexis to count, men and
women of the cloth weighed in solemnly on His existence, His motives,
and even His competence to continue as Ruler of Everything.

Theodicy, in other words--the attempt to reconcile God's perfect
goodness with the manifest evils of His world--has arisen from the
waves. On the retro, fundamentalist, side, various men of the cloth
announced that the tsunami was the rational act of a deity enraged by
(take your pick): the suppression of Christianity in South Asia,
pornography and child-trafficking in that same locale, or, in the
view of some Muslim commentators, the bikini-clad tourists at Phuket.

On the more liberal end of the theological spectrum, God's
spokespeople hastened to stuff their fingers in the ***** even as the
floodwaters of doubt washed over it. Of course, God exists, seems to
be the general consensus. And, of course, He is perfectly good. It's
just that his jurisdiction doesn't extend to tectonic plates. Or
maybe it does and He tosses us an occasional grenade like this just
to see how quickly we can mobilize to clean up the damage. Besides,
as the Catholic priests like to remind us, "He's a 'mystery'
"--though that's never stopped them from pronouncing His views on
abortion with absolute certainty.

The clerics who are struggling to make sense of the tsunami must not
have noticed that this is hardly the first display of God's penchant
for wanton, homicidal mischief. Leaving out man-made genocide, war,
and even those "natural" disasters, like drought and famine, to which
"man" invariably contributes through his inept social arrangements,
God has a lot to account for in the way of earthquakes, hurricanes,
tornadoes, and plagues. Nor has He ever shown much discrimination in
his choice of victims. A tsunami hit Lisbon in 1755, on All Saints
Day, when the good Christians were all in church. The faithful
perished, while the denizens of the red light district, which was
built on strong stone, simply carried on sinning. Similarly, last
fall's hurricanes flattened the God-fearing, Republican parts of
Florida while sparing sin-soaked Key West and South Beach.

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