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"Eliot Coweye" |
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28 Nov 2005 05:02:24 AM |
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GOD told me to turn atheists into Christians !!! |
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
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| User: "NC" |
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30 Nov 2005 06:52:28 PM |
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< brasil.unix (???) trimmed >
"Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com> wrote in
news:1133174696.676405.221360@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
Soooo... how's that working out for you?
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| User: "Lörd Ph’ltźr" |
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| Title: Re: GOD told me to turn atheists into Christians !!! |
28 Nov 2005 05:21:45 PM |
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"Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com> astounded us with:
news:1133174696.676405.221360@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
Surrrrrre he did...
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
Surrrrrre he did, and is...
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
You just let the nice nurse give you your meds...
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Lörd Ph’ltźr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "Yournameheres personal Cthulhu" |
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| Title: Re: GOD told me to turn atheists into Christians !!! |
28 Nov 2005 05:36:07 AM |
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"Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com> suddenly spluttered:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Loki or loony?
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Conflict over the exact will/purpose/nature of God cannot ever be
resolved, since there are no facts to go on.
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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| User: "John Baker" |
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28 Nov 2005 11:46:21 AM |
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On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 11:36:07 +0000, "<Yournamehere>'s personal
Cthulhu" <yournamehere@martyrdom.org> wrote:
"Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com> suddenly spluttered:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Loki or loony?
I call Loki.
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Conflict over the exact will/purpose/nature of God cannot ever be
resolved, since there are no facts to go on.
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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| User: "Yournameheres personal Cthulhu" |
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28 Nov 2005 05:38:12 AM |
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"Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com> suddenly spluttered:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission.......
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Does that come with 'tata' sauce?
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Conflict over the exact will/purpose/nature of God cannot ever be
resolved, since there are no facts to go on.
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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28 Nov 2005 04:05:30 PM |
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"Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com> wrote in
news:1133174696.676405.221360@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Come light me up, *****. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C.
Ask for "George."
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Doc Smartass XP - New Interface, Same Old *****
RELIGION! It's the illness, not the cure.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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28 Nov 2005 05:12:46 AM |
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"Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com> wrote in message
news:1133174696.676405.221360@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Blow it out your *****, sonny.
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Syd M." |
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28 Nov 2005 09:34:45 AM |
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Robyn
Eliot Coweye" <cia_devia...@lycos.com>
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Blow it out your *****, sonny.
He can't. He's already got something coming out there already..
PDW
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| User: "erikc" |
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29 Nov 2005 01:19:09 AM |
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On 28 Nov 2005 07:34:45 -0800, "Syd M." <pdwright42@yahoo.com> wrote:
Robyn
Eliot Coweye" <cia_devia...@lycos.com>
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Blow it out your *****, sonny.
He can't. He's already got something coming out there already..
PDW
His bible?
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
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| User: "Syd M." |
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29 Nov 2005 12:17:48 PM |
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Erikc
Syd M." <pdwrigh...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Robyn
Eliot Coweye" <cia_devia...@lycos.com>
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Blow it out your *****, sonny.
He can't. He's already got something coming out there already..
PDW
His bible?
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World
No, no.. I was thinking of something less disgusting..
PDW
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| User: "Syd M." |
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28 Nov 2005 09:02:25 AM |
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I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen >One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you >atheists into good Christians.
<Snort> Yeah, good luck with that.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any >atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And >GOD is always right.
Well, bullie for you. I'd like to see you make that defence work in
court, though.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's >the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Can't you just feel that xtrian love just radiate..?
***** off, idiot.
PDW
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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28 Nov 2005 05:10:26 AM |
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Charming. Death threats. That'll get you a lot of converts.
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| User: "Virgil" |
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28 Nov 2005 02:02:44 PM |
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For a real challenge, try turning all Moslems into Xtians!
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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28 Nov 2005 03:46:34 PM |
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On one hand that sounds kinda entertaining. On the other hand, there
would be more Xtians running around.
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| User: "Tink" |
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28 Nov 2005 10:22:29 AM |
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Eliot Coweye wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Blow me, *****.
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Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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| User: "James Burns" |
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28 Nov 2005 03:50:59 PM |
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Eliot Coweye wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Hah! That's *easy*! Watch me, and tonight I'll turn into a driveway.
Jim Burns
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| User: "Graham Kennedy" |
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28 Nov 2005 10:28:44 AM |
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Eliot Coweye wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
I choose the stake.
--
Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
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| User: "stoney" |
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30 Nov 2005 06:10:29 PM |
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On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 16:28:44 +0000, Graham Kennedy <graham@ditl.org>
wrote:
Eliot Coweye wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
I choose the stake.
Through the empty space of the moron where people have a heart?
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Dragonblaze" |
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28 Nov 2005 06:09:11 AM |
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Eliot Coweye wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Obvious troll, in an archaeology group he threatened archaelogists with
the same line.
Dragonblaze
- God? I'm no God. God has mercy. -
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| User: "Yournameheres personal Cthulhu" |
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28 Nov 2005 06:21:15 AM |
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"Dragonblaze" <dragonblaze@apexmail.com> suddenly spluttered:
in an archaeology group he threatened archaelogists with
the same line.
That answers _my_ question.
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Conflict over the exact will/purpose/nature of God cannot ever be
resolved, since there are no facts to go on.
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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| User: "Syd M." |
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28 Nov 2005 08:17:00 AM |
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D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
"Dragonblaze" <dragonbl...@apexmail.com> suddenly spluttered:
in an archaeology group he threatened archaelogists with
the same line.
That answers _my_ question.
Now I feel stupid answering that jerk.
PDW
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28 Nov 2005 04:36:34 PM |
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"Dragonblaze" <dragonblaze@apexmail.com> wrote in
news:1133179751.441376.191990@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Eliot Coweye wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you -
it's
your choice !
Obvious troll, in an archaeology group he threatened archaelogists with
the same line.
Well...you know how those archaeologists can be. Every did get 'em one
shovelful closer to the fiery depths of HEY-ULL!!!!
--
Doc Smartass XP - New Interface, Same Old *****
RELIGION! It's the illness, not the cure.
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| User: "kathryn" |
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28 Nov 2005 11:29:30 AM |
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"Dragonblaze" <dragonblaze@apexmail.com> wrote in message
news:1133179751.441376.191990@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Eliot Coweye wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Obvious troll, in an archaeology group he threatened archaelogists with
the same line.
Dragonblaze
- God? I'm no God. God has mercy. -
atheists I get, but archaelogists?
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28 Nov 2005 11:59:21 PM |
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Eliot Coweye wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Yo, troll : keep up posted on your progress.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "George Dance" |
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28 Nov 2005 05:10:17 AM |
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Eliot Coweye wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
But didn't tell you the way to do that? Well, let me help him out;
posting on alt.atheism isn't the way.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
mmm ... stake.
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| User: "shadow" |
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29 Nov 2005 01:25:48 AM |
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"George Dance" <georgedance04@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1133176217.153940.28990@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
mmm ... stake.
dont lie, atheist! rofl!
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| User: "George Dance" |
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29 Nov 2005 05:27:32 AM |
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shadow wrote:
"George Dance" <georgedance04@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1133176217.153940.28990@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
mmm ... stake.
dont lie, atheist!
Hey, it was the Christian who promised me stake, and still hasn't
delivered. How come he gets to lie?
rofl!
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| User: "shadow" |
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29 Nov 2005 11:18:50 AM |
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"George Dance" <georgedance04@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1133263652.270344.51370@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
shadow wrote:
"George Dance" <georgedance04@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1133176217.153940.28990@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
mmm ... stake.
dont lie, atheist!
Hey, it was the Christian who promised me stake, and still hasn't
delivered. How come he gets to lie?
which one? maybe that was 'the christian' in you... who knows.
pfff...
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| User: "George Dance" |
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29 Nov 2005 08:59:05 PM |
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shadow wrote:
"George Dance" <georgedance04@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1133263652.270344.51370@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
shadow wrote:
dont lie, atheist!
Hey, it was the Christian who promised me stake, and still hasn't
delivered. How come he gets to lie?
which one?
Forgot what you were talking about already?
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| User: "shadow" |
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29 Nov 2005 10:06:56 PM |
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"George Dance" <georgedance04@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1133319545.803654.52460@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
shadow wrote:
"George Dance" <georgedance04@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1133263652.270344.51370@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
shadow wrote:
dont lie, atheist!
Hey, it was the Christian who promised me stake, and still hasn't
delivered. How come he gets to lie?
which one?
Forgot what you were talking about already?
nope. you are.
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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28 Nov 2005 04:39:08 PM |
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Eliot Coweye wrote:
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Funny, that. Odin Allfather just told me in a vision that it's either giving
up fundyism for you, or the Blood Eagle. Your choice.
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove,
And gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer,
And fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
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28 Nov 2005 11:40:26 AM |
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I'll have the steak with fries please. Got applesauce?
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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28 Nov 2005 09:35:30 PM |
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In article <1133174696.676405.221360@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com> wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
This has got to be the worst Christian imitation troll to come along
since I tried it several years ago.
Thanks for eclipsing my record.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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28 Nov 2005 08:55:35 PM |
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On 28 Nov 2005 03:02:24 -0800, "Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com>
wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Good one ;)
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "John Baker" |
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28 Nov 2005 11:45:30 AM |
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On 28 Nov 2005 03:02:24 -0800, "Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com>
wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
***** off, troll.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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28 Nov 2005 04:55:50 PM |
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On 28 Nov 2005 03:02:24 -0800, "Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com>
wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
Not even vaguely convincing.
If you want loki points, you've really got to work on your delivery.
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| User: "Nightshade" |
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28 Nov 2005 06:38:55 PM |
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On 28 Nov 2005 03:02:24 -0800, "Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com>
wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
What country are you in?
If it is the UK, I will give you a name and a number; She will bring
you to me.
As to who will die; only the future will know that.
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30 Nov 2005 10:12:51 AM |
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On 28 Nov 2005 03:02:24 -0800, "Eliot Coweye" <cia_deviator@lycos.com>
wrote:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
[flushing the turd]
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: GOD told me to turn atheists into Christians !!! |
28 Nov 2005 07:17:52 AM |
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On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 05:02:24 -0600, Eliot Coweye wrote
(in article <1133174696.676405.221360@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>):
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
So?
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
Just try it, you are not likely to survive it. The police will file it under
suicide by stupidity.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
It will be your funeral.
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Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Not to mention hemorrhoids are trick of the devil! It just couldn't be true
we're still adapting to walking upright. That just *can't be the explanation!
God, after all, makes perfect assholes...³ - Mark K. Bilbo
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: GOD told me to turn atheists into Christians !!! |
28 Nov 2005 04:53:06 PM |
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on 28 Nov 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Eliot Coweye
(cia_deviator@lycos.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
I'm on a mission, a divine mission. I'm the Chosen One and GOD himself
chose me to turn all you atheists into good Christians.
HE also told me that I have the right to kill any atheist who doesn't
want to be a Christian. And GOD is always right.
That means, it's Christianity for you, or it's the stake for you - it's
your choice !
LOKI!!!
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Today's example of Christian Love:
"This is the anger and low class I was speaking of. It's funny how angry
and without moral atheist are wile pretending to have a humanist type
side... It's a facade... Madaline Murry Ohare atleast (sic) admitted to
being a hatefilled (sic) *****! -- Douglas
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