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"Raymond" |
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21 May 2004 10:47:43 AM |
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God's message to Bush 9-12-01 |
Book of Acts - Addendum
Chapter 29: 1-6
KJV
1. And GOD said, "Rebuild your Pentagon and attire your generals in
garments of splendor so that they can present themselves to the
lawmakers, on the hill, to request stronger and improved weapons,
manufactured by the friends of the Senators and Equestrians, who
provide and maintain their orchards and condominiums."
2. And, then GOD, the LORD said, "In my absence, let there be
surrogates to my demands of the human community, and they shall be
named representatives and senators."
3. Hidden, of course, amongst the commandments, is the apostle of
the LORD, His Man On Earth, the lobbyist, who shall guide the minds of
these feeble persons, so that they legislate the laws to conform to
the needs of the wealthier benefactors, who understand the "trickle
down" notion.
4. The LORD then spake to Rumsfeld, Donald: "Ye shall be in control
of all earthly weaponry, and ye shall appoint commanders of your
legions to the committees, in the forum, that will subscribe to the
needs of General Dynamics and the Pentagon and Yea, the other makers
of weaponry.
5. The LORD, then said that there shall be speakers and whips
amongst the controllers of human behavior, and they shall be the Roves
and the Wolfowitzes and the Cheneys and Yea, the Frists. The LORD,
then, after agreement from the speaker, said to Robertson, Pat, and
Falwell, Jerry, "Subscribe to the lesser mental minded sheep, on your
mailing list and Yea, tell them that I demand their obedience to the
GOP. The LORD then spake to the southern tribes and ordered their
priests to curse the woman that destroyith the seed that hath entered
into her, and it shall come to pass that her emptied belly shall swell
and her thigh shall rot, and the woman shall be a curse amongst her
people, and the pillars of the court approved.
6. The LORD then said, "Remind them of what I said in Deuteronomy
9:13" '...I have seen these people, and, behold., it is a stiffnecked
people."
Amen.
Vote
Bluerhymer
File: 9-11 Sept.11.News.com
http://www.September11news.com/
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: God's message to Bush 9-12-01 |
24 May 2004 04:49:10 PM |
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On 21 May 2004 08:47:43 -0700, (Raymond), Message
ID: <909b07d2.0405210747.5c85da6@posting.google.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
Book of Acts - Addendum
Chapter 29: 1-6
KJV
Thou wilt rape female prisoners in your care to demonstrate christian
love and compassion. Thou wilt keep them in 24 hour solitary
confinement to do with as you wouldst even though they are not charged
with any crime.
Thou wilt cause the females to undress and perform decadent and debased
acts to demonstrate the christian moral compass. Thou wilt cause the
females to not have any contract for a year, or more, to demonstrate
christian compassion and empathy.
If the imprisoned female doth become gravid from multiple rapings or
commit suicide from the mind-numbing horrors, it is for a greater good
and part of the divine plan.
Raymond, stick your book of bronze age atrocities up your arse.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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