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"DSP" |
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20 Nov 2004 12:13:32 PM |
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Going to church will kill you... literally |
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside major
roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
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| User: "Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid to ask!" |
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| Title: Re: Going to church will kill you... literally |
20 Nov 2004 04:16:45 PM |
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"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside major
roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion risk!!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Going to church will kill you... literally |
20 Nov 2004 04:25:49 PM |
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"Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid to ask!"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
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"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:79bf5d2d.0411201013.52a4cac1@posting.google.com...
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside major
roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion risk!!
See this is why Wiccans like to hold their rituals outside. The air is
cleaner and, ahem, the smell of ***** dissipates faster :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid to ask!" |
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| Title: Re: Going to church will kill you... literally |
20 Nov 2004 05:07:35 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid to
ask!"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:419fc157$0$27449$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:79bf5d2d.0411201013.52a4cac1@posting.google.com...
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside major
roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion risk!!
See this is why Wiccans like to hold their rituals outside. The air is
cleaner and, ahem, the smell of ***** dissipates faster :)
Oh come on...we all know it's just an excuse to get naked in public. You're
all exhibitionists!!!
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: Going to church will kill you... literally |
20 Nov 2004 04:44:36 PM |
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:25:49 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid to ask!"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:419fc157$0$27449$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:79bf5d2d.0411201013.52a4cac1@posting.google.com...
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside major
roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion risk!!
See this is why Wiccans like to hold their rituals outside. The air is
cleaner and, ahem, the smell of ***** dissipates faster :)
Hmmm..... maybe Congress should try that.... :-)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Going to church will kill you... literally |
20 Nov 2004 04:58:16 PM |
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"John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:25:49 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid to
ask!"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:419fc157$0$27449$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:79bf5d2d.0411201013.52a4cac1@posting.google.com...
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside major
roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion risk!!
See this is why Wiccans like to hold their rituals outside. The air is
cleaner and, ahem, the smell of ***** dissipates faster :)
Hmmm..... maybe Congress should try that.... :-)
Just as long as they don't go skyclad!! <the horror, the horror> :D
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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23 Nov 2004 11:13:00 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:25:49 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
< snip >
See this is why Wiccans like to hold their rituals outside. The air is
cleaner and, ahem, the smell of ***** dissipates faster :)
Hmmm..... maybe Congress should try that.... :-)
Just as long as they don't go skyclad!! <the horror, the horror> :D
AAAAGH!
I can't get the image of flabby man-boobs out of my mind.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Going to church will kill you... literally |
23 Nov 2004 11:16:28 AM |
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"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:30h9cuF2us85uU1@uni-berlin.de...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in message
news:ulivp0h4f7l2cf9svj0om9ld58kkutf9gh@4ax.com...
On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:25:49 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
< snip >
See this is why Wiccans like to hold their rituals outside. The air is
cleaner and, ahem, the smell of ***** dissipates faster :)
Hmmm..... maybe Congress should try that.... :-)
Just as long as they don't go skyclad!! <the horror, the horror> :D
AAAAGH!
I can't get the image of flabby man-boobs out of my mind.
ACK! Neither can I! :P
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Going to church will kill you... literally |
21 Nov 2004 08:47:37 PM |
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 22:44:36 GMT, John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote:
On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:25:49 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid to ask!"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:419fc157$0$27449$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:79bf5d2d.0411201013.52a4cac1@posting.google.com...
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside major
roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion risk!!
See this is why Wiccans like to hold their rituals outside. The air is
cleaner and, ahem, the smell of ***** dissipates faster :)
Hmmm..... maybe Congress should try that.... :-)
Won't work. All they generate is *****!
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "stoney" |
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21 Nov 2004 08:47:03 PM |
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:25:49 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid to ask!"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:419fc157$0$27449$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:79bf5d2d.0411201013.52a4cac1@posting.google.com...
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside major
roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion risk!!
See this is why Wiccans like to hold their rituals outside. The air is
cleaner and, ahem, the smell of ***** dissipates faster :)
That means you have to be faster flicking that Bic lighter!
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Going to church will kill you... literally |
20 Nov 2004 08:09:48 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid to ask!"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:419fc157$0$27449$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:79bf5d2d.0411201013.52a4cac1@posting.google.com...
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside major
roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion risk!!
See this is why Wiccans like to hold their rituals outside. The air is
cleaner and, ahem, the smell of ***** dissipates faster :)
sort of, carried away by the wind
they are a load of old farts anyway
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "towelie" |
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20 Nov 2004 07:36:17 PM |
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TV's Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid
to ask! wrote:
"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:79bf5d2d.0411201013.52a4cac1@posting.google.com...
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside
major roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion
risk!!
Back when I went to church, it seems like every time somebody let out a
raunchy bunker blast. That's what it always smelled like in church, anyway.
--
"Them white boys had me on crystal meth" - some crackhead in GTA:SA
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "stoney" |
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21 Nov 2004 08:48:20 PM |
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 19:36:17 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:
TV's Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid
to ask! wrote:
"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:79bf5d2d.0411201013.52a4cac1@posting.google.com...
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside
major roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion
risk!!
Back when I went to church, it seems like every time somebody let out a
raunchy bunker blast. That's what it always smelled like in church, anyway.
That's because everyone has to sit in their own pew!
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Siobhan Burke" |
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| Title: Re: Going to church will kill you... literally |
23 Nov 2004 04:43:29 AM |
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In article <2rk2q0tpqd7foqub3vsfjagg43ptgfhqv7@4ax.com>,
stoney@the.net says...
On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 19:36:17 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:
TV's Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid
to ask! wrote:
"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:79bf5d2d.0411201013.52a4cac1@posting.google.com...
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside
major roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion
risk!!
Back when I went to church, it seems like every time somebody let out a
raunchy bunker blast. That's what it always smelled like in church, anyway.
That's because everyone has to sit in their own pew!
Stoney, do you, or did you, play Shadow Warrior? :)
--
Siobhan
"Can they think, and then think like this?"
Jennet Jourdemayne, The Lady's Not For Burning, Act One.
Christopher Fry, 1949
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Going to church will kill you... literally |
24 Nov 2004 07:15:51 PM |
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On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 10:43:29 GMT, Siobhan Burke
<siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net> wrote:
In article <2rk2q0tpqd7foqub3vsfjagg43ptgfhqv7@4ax.com>,
stoney@the.net says...
On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 19:36:17 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:
TV's Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid
to ask! wrote:
"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:79bf5d2d.0411201013.52a4cac1@posting.google.com...
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside
major roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion
risk!!
Back when I went to church, it seems like every time somebody let out a
raunchy bunker blast. That's what it always smelled like in church, anyway.
That's because everyone has to sit in their own pew!
Stoney, do you, or did you, play Shadow Warrior? :)
Never heard of it.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Going to church will kill you... literally |
24 Nov 2004 05:21:11 AM |
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stoney wrote:
On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 19:36:17 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:
TV's Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid
to ask! wrote:
"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:79bf5d2d.0411201013.52a4cac1@posting.google.com...
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside
major roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion
risk!!
Back when I went to church, it seems like every time somebody let out a
raunchy bunker blast. That's what it always smelled like in church, anyway.
That's because everyone has to sit in their own pew!
And the pastor may have left his surplice around the place !
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Going to church will kill you... literally |
24 Nov 2004 07:16:21 PM |
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On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 19:21:11 +0800, bob young
<alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote:
stoney wrote:
On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 19:36:17 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:
TV's Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Clayton...but were afraid
to ask! wrote:
"DSP" <danny.priel@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:79bf5d2d.0411201013.52a4cac1@posting.google.com...
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside
major roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
Not to mention the methane from all that ***** is an explosion
risk!!
Back when I went to church, it seems like every time somebody let out a
raunchy bunker blast. That's what it always smelled like in church, anyway.
That's because everyone has to sit in their own pew!
And the pastor may have left his surplice around the place !
He plays 'airplane' and goes on strafing runs....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "nJb" |
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| Title: Re: Going to church will kill you... literally |
20 Nov 2004 10:42:11 PM |
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DSP wrote:
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside major
roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
I remember how pungent the farts were. Dreadful.
Jack
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| User: "Tink" |
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22 Nov 2004 02:11:23 PM |
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DSP wrote:
I always knew that going to church was a health risk.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4026537.stm
Here's the beginning:
Air inside churches may be a bigger health risk than that beside major
roads, research suggests.
Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic
polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000
vehicles daily.
If only it were fast acting. Then we'd be rid of those stupid x-tains
faster.
--
Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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