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User: "stoney"
Date: 30 May 2007 05:24:10 PM
Object: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951
Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million
Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007
TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.
A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel’s guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.
The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs 176
pounds.
The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of the
hotel’s shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but it is
only available a few hours a day “for security reasons,” the hotel’s Web
site said.
Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted, and made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.
“We have no witness information and there are no video cameras,” he
said. “We have no idea who took it,” the official said.
--
Atheist n A person to be pitied in that he is
unable to believe things for which there is
no evidence, and who has thus deprived himself of
a convenient means of feeling superior to others.
—Chaz Bufe, The American Heretic’s Dictionary
.

User: "Smiler"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 30 May 2007 07:40:11 PM
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel's guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs 176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of the
hotel's shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but it is
only available a few hours a day "for security reasons," the hotel's Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted, and made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

"We have no witness information and there are no video cameras," he
said. "We have no idea who took it," the official said.

I've heard of taking the towels, but the bath as well?
A bit difficult to fit one of those in a suitcase!
I know.
It was a Sumo wrestler dressed up as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that
carried it out of the hotel.
A quick coat of green paint, a couple of shoulder straps and voila, the
perfect disguise.
Smiler,
The godless one
.

User: "johac"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 31 May 2007 12:17:22 AM
In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel’s guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs 176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of the
hotel’s shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but it is
only available a few hours a day “for security reasons,” the hotel’s Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted, and made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

“We have no witness information and there are no video cameras,” he
said. “We have no idea who took it,” the official said.

Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
.
User: "Meteorite Debris"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 31 May 2007 02:39:04 AM
Last time that great scribe johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel=3Fs guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs 176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but it is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F the hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted, and made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video cameras,=3F he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.

A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would he be
weighed down guilt.
--
Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 31 May 2007 06:16:28 PM
In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel=3Fs guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs 176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but it is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted, and made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video cameras,=3F he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would he be
weighed down guilt.

Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did manage to
sneak it out?
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 31 May 2007 06:28:02 PM
On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel=3Fs guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs 176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but it is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted, and made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video cameras,=3F he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would he be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did manage to
sneak it out?

Wore it as "bling".
--
.
User: "Smiler"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 31 May 2007 07:12:57 PM
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com...

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1
million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs
176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of
the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but
it is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted, and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would he be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did manage to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".

Wow! Respect, man.
Smiler,
The godless one
.

User: "johac"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 31 May 2007 11:59:26 PM
In article <hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs 176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but it
is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted, and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would he be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did manage to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".

Some "bling". It's good for the crook that no one was chasing him since
I doubt with all that bling, he could run very fast.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 01 Jun 2007 01:12:27 AM
On Thu, 31 May 2007 21:59:26 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8230FF.21592631052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs 176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but it
is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted, and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would he be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did manage to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".


Some "bling". It's good for the crook that no one was chasing him since
I doubt with all that bling, he could run very fast.

But he could certainly do some damage with it if he decided to "stand
his ground".
You'd be down the plug-hole quicker than a prison soap bar.
--
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 01 Jun 2007 05:40:02 PM
In article <54ev53lvh6qq1a2qa9csrmn6avdbbi4t6j@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 21:59:26 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8230FF.21592631052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1
million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official
who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs
176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of
the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but
it
is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted, and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video
cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would he be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did manage to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".


Some "bling". It's good for the crook that no one was chasing him since
I doubt with all that bling, he could run very fast.


But he could certainly do some damage with it if he decided to "stand
his ground".
You'd be down the plug-hole quicker than a prison soap bar.

I don't think I'd want to be socked by a golden bathtub.


--

--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 01 Jun 2007 07:14:29 PM
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:40:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1FA445.15400201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <54ev53lvh6qq1a2qa9csrmn6avdbbi4t6j@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 21:59:26 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8230FF.21592631052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1
million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official
who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs
176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of
the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but
it
is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted, and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video
cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would he be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did manage to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".


Some "bling". It's good for the crook that no one was chasing him since
I doubt with all that bling, he could run very fast.


But he could certainly do some damage with it if he decided to "stand
his ground".
You'd be down the plug-hole quicker than a prison soap bar.


I don't think I'd want to be socked by a golden bathtub.

It would make for an interesting head-stone!
--
.
User: "Smiler"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 01 Jun 2007 07:25:31 PM
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:5id163986kh3mtjh5ftept5bvv8e9avmfo@4ax.com...

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:40:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1FA445.15400201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <54ev53lvh6qq1a2qa9csrmn6avdbbi4t6j@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 21:59:26 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8230FF.21592631052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity
...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1
million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said
Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of
Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the
hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police
official
who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and
weighs
176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature
of
the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub,
but
it
is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F
the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a
small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted,
and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video
cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a
sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes
the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would
he be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did
manage to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".


Some "bling". It's good for the crook that no one was chasing him since
I doubt with all that bling, he could run very fast.


But he could certainly do some damage with it if he decided to "stand
his ground".
You'd be down the plug-hole quicker than a prison soap bar.


I don't think I'd want to be socked by a golden bathtub.


It would make for an interesting head-stone!

That'd be a waste. One shower and it would sink into the ground.
Smiler,
The godless one
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 01 Jun 2007 09:33:14 PM
On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 00:25:31 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <%N28i.10284$I55.8449@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net>


"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:5id163986kh3mtjh5ftept5bvv8e9avmfo@4ax.com...

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:40:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1FA445.15400201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <54ev53lvh6qq1a2qa9csrmn6avdbbi4t6j@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 21:59:26 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8230FF.21592631052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity
...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1
million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said
Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of
Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the
hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police
official
who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and
weighs
176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature
of
the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub,
but
it
is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F
the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a
small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted,
and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video
cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a
sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes
the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would
he be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did
manage to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".


Some "bling". It's good for the crook that no one was chasing him since
I doubt with all that bling, he could run very fast.


But he could certainly do some damage with it if he decided to "stand
his ground".
You'd be down the plug-hole quicker than a prison soap bar.


I don't think I'd want to be socked by a golden bathtub.


It would make for an interesting head-stone!


That'd be a waste. One shower and it would sink into the ground.

I meant the inscription on a standard marble headstone:
"RIP
1955 - 2007
Died nobly standing his ground, after being socked on the noggin by a
solid gold bathtub wielded by a Sumo gangsta-rapper."
--
.


User: "johac"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 02 Jun 2007 12:29:02 AM
In article <5id163986kh3mtjh5ftept5bvv8e9avmfo@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:40:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1FA445.15400201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <54ev53lvh6qq1a2qa9csrmn6avdbbi4t6j@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 21:59:26 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8230FF.21592631052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1
million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the
hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official
who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and
weighs
176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature
of
the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub,
but
it
is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted,
and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video
cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a
sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes
the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would he
be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did manage
to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".


Some "bling". It's good for the crook that no one was chasing him since
I doubt with all that bling, he could run very fast.


But he could certainly do some damage with it if he decided to "stand
his ground".
You'd be down the plug-hole quicker than a prison soap bar.


I don't think I'd want to be socked by a golden bathtub.


It would make for an interesting head-stone!

--

That would be going out in style.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 02 Jun 2007 01:56:22 AM
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:29:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-FB64F4.22290201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <5id163986kh3mtjh5ftept5bvv8e9avmfo@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:40:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1FA445.15400201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <54ev53lvh6qq1a2qa9csrmn6avdbbi4t6j@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 21:59:26 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8230FF.21592631052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1
million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the
hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official
who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and
weighs
176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature
of
the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub,
but
it
is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted,
and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video
cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a
sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes
the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would he
be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did manage
to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".


Some "bling". It's good for the crook that no one was chasing him since
I doubt with all that bling, he could run very fast.


But he could certainly do some damage with it if he decided to "stand
his ground".
You'd be down the plug-hole quicker than a prison soap bar.


I don't think I'd want to be socked by a golden bathtub.


It would make for an interesting head-stone!

--


That would be going out in style.

It sure beats Elvis' bathroom demise.
--
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 03 Jun 2007 01:22:20 AM
In article <245263p1kmcds3fr3co2tcbmbt6kv3tbdl@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:29:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-FB64F4.22290201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <5id163986kh3mtjh5ftept5bvv8e9avmfo@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:40:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1FA445.15400201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <54ev53lvh6qq1a2qa9csrmn6avdbbi4t6j@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 21:59:26 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8230FF.21592631052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity
...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1
million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said
Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of
Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the
hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police
official
who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and
weighs
176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main
feature
of
the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the
tub,
but
it
is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F
the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a
small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not
riveted,
and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video
cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a
sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes
the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would
he
be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did
manage
to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".


Some "bling". It's good for the crook that no one was chasing him
since
I doubt with all that bling, he could run very fast.


But he could certainly do some damage with it if he decided to "stand
his ground".
You'd be down the plug-hole quicker than a prison soap bar.


I don't think I'd want to be socked by a golden bathtub.


It would make for an interesting head-stone!

--


That would be going out in style.


It sure beats Elvis' bathroom demise.

I'll be Elvis didn't even have a gold bathtub.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
.
User: "Smiler"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 04 Jun 2007 08:37:14 PM
"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-713885.23222002062007@news.giganews.com...

In article <245263p1kmcds3fr3co2tcbmbt6kv3tbdl@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:29:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-FB64F4.22290201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <5id163986kh3mtjh5ftept5bvv8e9avmfo@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:40:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1FA445.15400201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <54ev53lvh6qq1a2qa9csrmn6avdbbi4t6j@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 21:59:26 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8230FF.21592631052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article
<MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for
posterity
...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1
million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth
nearly $1
million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said
Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of
Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the
hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police
official
who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold
and
weighs
176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main
feature
of
the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the
tub,
but
it
is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security
reasons,=3F
the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of
a
small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not
riveted,
and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video
cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official
said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water.
Only a
sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he
takes
the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or
would
he
be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did
manage
to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".


Some "bling". It's good for the crook that no one was chasing him
since
I doubt with all that bling, he could run very fast.


But he could certainly do some damage with it if he decided to
"stand
his ground".
You'd be down the plug-hole quicker than a prison soap bar.


I don't think I'd want to be socked by a golden bathtub.


It would make for an interesting head-stone!

--


That would be going out in style.


It sure beats Elvis' bathroom demise.


I'll be Elvis didn't even have a gold bathtub.
--

Did Liberace (the perjuror) have one?
Seems to have had everything else made of gold.
Smiler,
The godless one
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 04 Jun 2007 11:50:25 PM
In article <e739i.4821$sM1.2721@newsfe4-win.ntli.net>,
"Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-713885.23222002062007@news.giganews.com...

In article <245263p1kmcds3fr3co2tcbmbt6kv3tbdl@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:29:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-FB64F4.22290201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <5id163986kh3mtjh5ftept5bvv8e9avmfo@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:40:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1FA445.15400201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <54ev53lvh6qq1a2qa9csrmn6avdbbi4t6j@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 21:59:26 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8230FF.21592631052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article
<MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for
posterity
...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1
million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth
nearly $1
million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said
Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of
Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the
hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police
official
who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold
and
weighs
176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main
feature
of
the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the
tub,
but
it
is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security
reasons,=3F
the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of
a
small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not
riveted,
and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video
cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official
said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water.
Only a
sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he
takes
the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or
would
he
be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did
manage
to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".


Some "bling". It's good for the crook that no one was chasing him
since
I doubt with all that bling, he could run very fast.


But he could certainly do some damage with it if he decided to
"stand
his ground".
You'd be down the plug-hole quicker than a prison soap bar.


I don't think I'd want to be socked by a golden bathtub.


It would make for an interesting head-stone!

--


That would be going out in style.


It sure beats Elvis' bathroom demise.


I'll be Elvis didn't even have a gold bathtub.
--


Did Liberace (the perjuror) have one?
Seems to have had everything else made of gold.

I'll bet his candela-bra was,


Smiler,
The godless one

--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
.


User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 03 Jun 2007 06:44:23 AM
On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 23:22:20 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-713885.23222002062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <245263p1kmcds3fr3co2tcbmbt6kv3tbdl@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:29:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-FB64F4.22290201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <5id163986kh3mtjh5ftept5bvv8e9avmfo@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:40:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1FA445.15400201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <54ev53lvh6qq1a2qa9csrmn6avdbbi4t6j@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 21:59:26 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8230FF.21592631052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity
...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1
million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said
Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of
Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the
hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police
official
who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and
weighs
176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main
feature
of
the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the
tub,
but
it
is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security reasons,=3F
the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a
small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not
riveted,
and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video
cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water. Only a
sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he takes
the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or would
he
be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did
manage
to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".


Some "bling". It's good for the crook that no one was chasing him
since
I doubt with all that bling, he could run very fast.


But he could certainly do some damage with it if he decided to "stand
his ground".
You'd be down the plug-hole quicker than a prison soap bar.


I don't think I'd want to be socked by a golden bathtub.


It would make for an interesting head-stone!

--


That would be going out in style.


It sure beats Elvis' bathroom demise.


I'll be Elvis didn't even have a gold bathtub.

No, but it may have been real pearls, just like his caddilac lacquer.
--
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 04 Jun 2007 12:10:27 AM
In article <8ba563l9np9rlrp19k1f5g0pdk6n49nrg8@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 23:22:20 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-713885.23222002062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <245263p1kmcds3fr3co2tcbmbt6kv3tbdl@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:29:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-FB64F4.22290201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <5id163986kh3mtjh5ftept5bvv8e9avmfo@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:40:02 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1FA445.15400201062007@news.giganews.com>

In article <54ev53lvh6qq1a2qa9csrmn6avdbbi4t6j@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 21:59:26 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8230FF.21592631052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <hfmu53djbuvastmmktp8a3vobodv68ve7e@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:28 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-767589.16162831052007@news.giganews.com>

In article <MPG.20c91fa0d07ac2ec989746@news.ade.connect.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOES.net.au> wrote:

Last time that great scribe johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for
posterity
...

In article <49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly
$1
million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said
Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of
Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the
hotel=3Fs
guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police
official
who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold
and
weighs
176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main
feature
of
the
hotel=3Fs shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the
tub,
but
it
is
only available a few hours a day =3Ffor security
reasons,=3F
the
hotel=3Fs Web
site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a
small
section
of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not
riveted,
and
made
off with the tub, Ogawa said.

=3FWe have no witness information and there are no video
cameras,=3F
he
said. =3FWe have no idea who took it,=3F the official
said.


Look for a clean crook with expensive tastes.


A bath made out of gold. That's what you call heavy water.
Only a
sumo
wrestler surely could hold such a thing under his arm as he
takes
the
lift down to ground floor smiling at the other patrons. Or
would
he
be
weighed down guilt.


Or would that be weighed down with gilt? I wonder how they did
manage
to
sneak it out?


Wore it as "bling".


Some "bling". It's good for the crook that no one was chasing him
since
I doubt with all that bling, he could run very fast.


But he could certainly do some damage with it if he decided to
"stand
his ground".
You'd be down the plug-hole quicker than a prison soap bar.


I don't think I'd want to be socked by a golden bathtub.


It would make for an interesting head-stone!

--


That would be going out in style.


It sure beats Elvis' bathroom demise.


I'll be Elvis didn't even have a gold bathtub.


No, but it may have been real pearls, just like his caddilac lacquer.

Yeah. Almost forgot that one.


--

--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
.













User: "Woden"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 30 May 2007 09:29:31 PM
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel’s guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs 176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of the
hotel’s shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but it is
only available a few hours a day “for security reasons,” the hotel’s
Web site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small
section of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted,
and made off with the tub, Ogawa said.

“We have no witness information and there are no video cameras,” he
said. “We have no idea who took it,” the official said.


I guess they got clean away.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 02 Jun 2007 10:15:23 PM
On Thu, 31 May 2007 02:29:31 GMT, Woden <woden@charter.net> wrote in
alt.atheism

stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel’s guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs 176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of the
hotel’s shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but it is
only available a few hours a day “for security reasons,” the hotel’s
Web site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small
section of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted,
and made off with the tub, Ogawa said.

“We have no witness information and there are no video cameras,” he
said. “We have no idea who took it,” the official said.



I guess they got clean away.

Clean as a whistle.
--
Atheist n A person to be pitied in that he is
unable to believe things for which there is
no evidence, and who has thus deprived himself of
a convenient means of feeling superior to others.
—Chaz Bufe, The American Heretic’s Dictionary
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 03 Jun 2007 06:43:18 AM
On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 20:15:23 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <thc463p9bjbiuc9null868b6snofhop4ii@4ax.com>

On Thu, 31 May 2007 02:29:31 GMT, Woden <woden@charter.net> wrote in
alt.atheism

stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel’s guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs 176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of the
hotel’s shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but it is
only available a few hours a day “for security reasons,” the hotel’s
Web site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small
section of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted,
and made off with the tub, Ogawa said.

“We have no witness information and there are no video cameras,” he
said. “We have no idea who took it,” the official said.



I guess they got clean away.


Clean as a whistle.

Except for the ring.
Bath-ring/whistle, oh never mind.
I'm off to 'take' a bath.
Perhaps that is it.
The guest signed a form saying that were going to "take a bath", and
the lawyers didn't have a thing on him/her.
No "dirt", in the parlance of the professional *****.
Sam Spade would be headed down the plug-hole with this heist.
--
.


User: "Pangur Ban"

Title: Re: Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel 31 May 2007 09:10:18 AM
Woden wrote on 5/30/2007 :

stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:49ur53pdet0t7lq3l6o0kqel9q780pdalv@4ax.com:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18932146/?GT1=9951

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel
Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million

Updated: 7:10 a.m. ET May 30, 2007

TOKYO - {AP}A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million
has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo,
notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel’s guest
bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who
only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs 176
pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of the
hotel’s shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but it is
only available a few hours a day “for security reasons,” the hotel’s
Web site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small
section of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted,
and made off with the tub, Ogawa said.

“We have no witness information and there are no video cameras,” he
said. “We have no idea who took it,” the official said.


I guess they got clean away.

*Grooooaaaannnn! lol
--
I not only keep grudges; I feed and breed 'em!
.



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