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Scumbag KKK Facist Jerry Falwell in critical condition!!
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/falwell.health.ap/index.html

LYNCHBURG, Virginia (AP) -- The Rev. Jerry Falwell was hospitalized in
critical condition Tuesday, battling his second case of viral pneumonia
in
just five weeks, hospital and church officials said.

Falwell, 71, was admitted to Lynchburg General Hospital shortly before
midnight Monday suffering from "respiratory arrest," the hospital said
in
a statement.
He was put on a ventilator and stabilized but remained in critical
condition, the hospital said.

"He's resting comfortably and in stable condition," said Ron Godwin,
Falwell's executive assistant. "It's a recurrence of the viral
pneumonia."
Falwell is the founder of the Moral Majority and chancellor of Liberty
University, which he also founded.

It was Falwell's second admission this year to Lynchburg General
Hospital.
He was treated for pneumonia for 13 days in late February and early
March.
For a time, he was on a ventilator.

In a recent interview with The Associated Press, Falwell said he was
feeling much better, but still recovering from his hospital stay.

Falwell had been in the pulpit Easter Sunday at Thomas Road Baptist
Church
and appeared in good health, said the Rev. Dave Randlett, a senior
associate pastor.

"He always looks `up' so you wouldn't know if he wasn't" feeling well,
Randlett said. "He was very optimistic."

An avid sports fan, Falwell made the trip to Chattanooga, Tennessee, on
Saturday for the third round of the NCAA women's basketball tournament.
Liberty University's team ended its postseason run in a 90-48 loss to
top-seeded Louisiana State.

He also had been in the crowd on March 22 when the Liberty women beat
DePaul 88-79 in the second round in College Park, Maryland.

It takes a truly disgusting excuse for a human being to take delight in
this
news. Thank you for once again reminding me that a lack of religion does
not imply the possession of any virtue beyond having a lack of religion.

I'm not going to run around in the streets in celebration when Falwell
kicks it, but if you think I'm going to miss the guy or feel pity for him
you've got another thing coming.
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
- Maynard James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19

TV's Fester wrote:

"PlanetEarth" <spamhere@nospam.com> wrote in message
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Scumbag KKK Facist Jerry Falwell in critical condition!!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/falwell.health.ap/index.html

LYNCHBURG, Virginia (AP) -- The Rev. Jerry Falwell was hospitalized in
critical condition Tuesday, battling his second case of viral pneumonia
in
just five weeks, hospital and church officials said.

Falwell, 71, was admitted to Lynchburg General Hospital shortly before
midnight Monday suffering from "respiratory arrest," the hospital said in
a statement.
He was put on a ventilator and stabilized but remained in critical
condition, the hospital said.

"He's resting comfortably and in stable condition," said Ron Godwin,
Falwell's executive assistant. "It's a recurrence of the viral
pneumonia."
Falwell is the founder of the Moral Majority and chancellor of Liberty
University, which he also founded.

It was Falwell's second admission this year to Lynchburg General
Hospital.
He was treated for pneumonia for 13 days in late February and early
March.
For a time, he was on a ventilator.

In a recent interview with The Associated Press, Falwell said he was
feeling much better, but still recovering from his hospital stay.

Falwell had been in the pulpit Easter Sunday at Thomas Road Baptist
Church
and appeared in good health, said the Rev. Dave Randlett, a senior
associate pastor.

"He always looks `up' so you wouldn't know if he wasn't" feeling well,
Randlett said. "He was very optimistic."

An avid sports fan, Falwell made the trip to Chattanooga, Tennessee, on
Saturday for the third round of the NCAA women's basketball tournament.
Liberty University's team ended its postseason run in a 90-48 loss to
top-seeded Louisiana State.

He also had been in the crowd on March 22 when the Liberty women beat
DePaul 88-79 in the second round in College Park, Maryland.

It takes a truly disgusting excuse for a human being to take delight in
this
news. Thank you for once again reminding me that a lack of religion does
not imply the possession of any virtue beyond having a lack of religion.

I'm not going to run around in the streets in celebration when Falwell kicks
it, but if you think I'm going to miss the guy or feel pity for him you've
got another thing coming.

PlanetEarth wrote:

Scumbag KKK Facist Jerry Falwell in critical condition!!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/falwell.health.ap/index.html

LYNCHBURG, Virginia (AP) -- The Rev. Jerry Falwell was hospitalized

in

critical condition Tuesday, battling his second case of viral

pneumonia in

just five weeks, hospital and church officials said.

Falwell, 71, was admitted to Lynchburg General Hospital shortly

before

midnight Monday suffering from "respiratory arrest," the hospital

said in a

statement.
He was put on a ventilator and stabilized but remained in critical
condition, the hospital said.

What Falwell needs is a "Hawkeye Pierce" type of doctor:

-----

Doc: "Sorry, I can't treat you. The science that produced
the theory of evolution you reject is the science
that made me a doctor. You'll just have to depend
on prayer to heal you."

Falwell: "Let me talk to another doctor!"

Doc: "Nope, can't do that. All the doctors here agree with
me: it would be unsafe to let you travel to another
hospital, and only doctors assigned to this hospital
can treat you. Put your health in the hands of the
lord instead of man, since that's what you preach."

-----

Maybe that will wake him up to reality. Falwell alive and
woken to reality would do more good than being dead.

PlanetEa
What Falwell needs is a "Hawkeye Pierce" type of doctor:

-----

Doc: "Sorry, I can't treat you. The science that produced
the theory of evolution you reject is the science
that made me a doctor. You'll just have to depend
on prayer to heal you."

Falwell: "Let me talk to another doctor!"

Doc: "Nope, can't do that. All the doctors here agree with
me: it would be unsafe to let you travel to another
hospital, and only doctors assigned to this hospital
can treat you. Put your health in the hands of the
lord instead of man, since that's what you preach."

-----

Maybe that will wake him up to reality. Falwell alive and
woken to reality would do more good than being dead.


Bob Dog

-----

Divine retribution is an idol threat.

PlanetEarth wrote:

Scumbag KKK Facist Jerry Falwell in critical condition!!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/falwell.health.ap/index.html

LYNCHBURG, Virginia (AP) -- The Rev. Jerry Falwell was hospitalized

in

critical condition Tuesday, battling his second case of viral

pneumonia in

just five weeks, hospital and church officials said.

Wouldn't it be odd, poetic justice, or just plain unsurprising
if the two bouts of pneumonia turned out to be complications of
AIDS? Has anyone actually _seen_ the (formerly?) fat slug since
it was admitted to the hospital?

For the anal retentive who can't tell suggestion from statement,
I am *not* saying Falwell has AIDS, just that in the light of
Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart and their sexual proclivities, it
would not surprise to hear Falwell was up to no good in the
bedroom with somebody. Come on, with a stomach like that, do
you really think Falwell could masturbate by himself?

By the way, Larry Flynt has publicly given Falwell his best
wishes for a speedy recovery.

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Scumbag KKK Facist Jerry Falwell in critical condition!!

After 9-11 Falwell said this...

"The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will

be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make
God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the
feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make
that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all

them who have tried to secularize America, I point the finger in their

and say: you helped this happen."


On women's rights...

"I listen to feminists and all these radical gals... These women just need

man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man

tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it

they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men;
that's their problem."

His mission? "We must, from the highest office in the land right down to

shoeshine boy in the airport, have a return to Biblical basics."

All this coming from the bigot who said that everyone should be required

say merry christmas instead of happy holidays!

What a *****.