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Religions > Atheism |
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"Steve O" |
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06 Oct 2006 02:48:36 PM |
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Googlism |
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity. Come find out why -->
www.TheChurchOfGoogle.org
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Steve O
a.a. #2240
"Faith doesn't move mountains - it levels buildings."
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| User: "Ghod" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
06 Oct 2006 05:12:42 PM |
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"Steve O" <sendspam@here.com> wrote in message
news:4on8m6Ffeg1gU1@individual.net...
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity.
It can't be, 'cause _I'm_ Ghod...and most of mankind will never have
the chance to experience me.
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| User: "Steve O" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
06 Oct 2006 06:11:34 PM |
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"Ghod" <ghod@ameritech.net> wrote in message
news:eg62qa$8j9$1@news.ks.uiuc.edu...
"Steve O" <sendspam@here.com> wrote in message
news:4on8m6Ffeg1gU1@individual.net...
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity.
It can't be, 'cause _I'm_ Ghod...and most of mankind will never have
the chance to experience me.
Thank Ghod for that.
--
Steve O
a.a. #2240
"Faith doesn't move mountains - it levels buildings."
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| User: "Uncle Clover" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
06 Oct 2006 07:26:13 PM |
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<piggybacking>
"Steve O" wrote:
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument can
be made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has
ever come to experiencing an actual Deity.
Actually, I think that distinction could be more appropriately assigned to the
Internet as a whole rather than just a tiny part of it. Taken as a single unit,
it's the largest emerging lifeform ever known to exist, and is at least every
bit as complex as a biological organism.
--
L8r,
Uncle Clover
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The true mark of a civilized society is that its
citizens know how to hate each other peacefully.
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
06 Oct 2006 08:37:37 PM |
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Uncle Clover wrote:
"Steve O" wrote:
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing
argument can be made stating that the search engine Google
is the closest mankind has ever come to experiencing an
actual Deity.
Actually, I think that distinction could be more appropriately
assigned to the Internet as a whole rather than just a tiny part
of it. Taken as a single unit, it's the largest emerging lifeform
ever known to exist, and is at least every bit as complex as a
biological organism.
That, and it gives us dirty pictures.
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| User: "Ghod" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
06 Oct 2006 09:04:46 PM |
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"Steve O" <sendspam@here.com> wrote in message
news:4onkipFfei3uU1@individual.net...
"Ghod" <ghod@ameritech.net> wrote in message
news:eg62qa$8j9$1@news.ks.uiuc.edu...
"Steve O" <sendspam@here.com> wrote in message
news:4on8m6Ffeg1gU1@individual.net...
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing
argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity.
It can't be, 'cause _I'm_ Ghod...and most of mankind will never
have
the chance to experience me.
Thank Ghod for that.
Yes, indeed.
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| User: "Lucifer" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
06 Oct 2006 06:31:53 PM |
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Ghod wrote:
"Steve O" <sendspam@here.com> wrote in message
news:4on8m6Ffeg1gU1@individual.net...
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity.
It can't be, 'cause _I'm_ Ghod...and most of mankind will never have
the chance to experience me.
Ah yes, but I'm beginning to feel rebellious...
--
Lucifer, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and General
Purpose Igor
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
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| User: "Lucifer" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
06 Oct 2006 06:36:15 PM |
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Ghod wrote:
"Steve O" <sendspam@here.com> wrote in message
news:4on8m6Ffeg1gU1@individual.net...
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity.
It can't be, 'cause _I'm_ Ghod...and most of mankind will never have
the chance to experience me.
Ah yes, but I'm beginning to feel rebellious...
--
Lucifer, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and General
Purpose Igor
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
06 Oct 2006 08:19:30 PM |
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On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:48:36 +0100, Steve O wrote:
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity. Come find out why -->
www.TheChurchOfGoogle.org
Bah! Give me funding and I'll eat Google alive...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Ghod" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
06 Oct 2006 09:06:37 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:kOidnTnNt4LPJ7vYnZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:48:36 +0100, Steve O wrote:
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity. Come find out why -->
www.TheChurchOfGoogle.org
Bah! Give me funding and I'll eat Google alive...
You can make it _live_? Hmmmm...what _other_ Ghodlike powers have
you?
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
07 Oct 2006 12:12:11 AM |
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On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:06:37 -0500, Ghod wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:kOidnTnNt4LPJ7vYnZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:48:36 +0100, Steve O wrote:
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity. Come find out why -->
www.TheChurchOfGoogle.org
Bah! Give me funding and I'll eat Google alive...
You can make it _live_? Hmmmm...what _other_ Ghodlike powers have
you?
That's FRAHNKASTEIN...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
07 Oct 2006 05:43:08 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:06:37 -0500, Ghod wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:kOidnTnNt4LPJ7vYnZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:48:36 +0100, Steve O wrote:
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity. Come find out why -->
www.TheChurchOfGoogle.org
Bah! Give me funding and I'll eat Google alive...
You can make it _live_? Hmmmm...what _other_ Ghodlike powers have
you?
That's FRAHNKASTEIN...
Frau Blucher's <horses whinney> boyfriend?
-PF
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
07 Oct 2006 07:36:10 PM |
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On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:43:08 -0700, panamfloyd wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:06:37 -0500, Ghod wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:kOidnTnNt4LPJ7vYnZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:48:36 +0100, Steve O wrote:
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity. Come find out why -->
www.TheChurchOfGoogle.org
Bah! Give me funding and I'll eat Google alive...
You can make it _live_? Hmmmm...what _other_ Ghodlike powers have
you?
That's FRAHNKASTEIN...
Frau Blucher's <horses whinney> boyfriend?
No, no, no. That was Veektor!
Now, walk this way...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
08 Oct 2006 11:46:33 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:1LqdnQjJB4A3nLXYnZ2dnUVZ_tadnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:43:08 -0700, panamfloyd wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:06:37 -0500, Ghod wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:kOidnTnNt4LPJ7vYnZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:48:36 +0100, Steve O wrote:
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity. Come find out why -->
www.TheChurchOfGoogle.org
Bah! Give me funding and I'll eat Google alive...
You can make it _live_? Hmmmm...what _other_ Ghodlike powers have
you?
That's FRAHNKASTEIN...
Frau Blucher's <horses whinney> boyfriend?
No, no, no. That was Veektor!
Now, walk this way...
Would you like a roll in ze hay?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
08 Oct 2006 02:52:29 PM |
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On Sun, 08 Oct 2006 07:46:33 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:1LqdnQjJB4A3nLXYnZ2dnUVZ_tadnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:43:08 -0700, panamfloyd wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:06:37 -0500, Ghod wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:kOidnTnNt4LPJ7vYnZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:48:36 +0100, Steve O wrote:
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity. Come find out why -->
www.TheChurchOfGoogle.org
Bah! Give me funding and I'll eat Google alive...
You can make it _live_? Hmmmm...what _other_ Ghodlike powers have
you?
That's FRAHNKASTEIN...
Frau Blucher's <horses whinney> boyfriend?
No, no, no. That was Veektor!
Now, walk this way...
Would you like a roll in ze hay?
What knockers!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
09 Oct 2006 05:38:17 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:TcWdnbD6As8wjbTYnZ2dnUVZ_tydnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Sun, 08 Oct 2006 07:46:33 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:1LqdnQjJB4A3nLXYnZ2dnUVZ_tadnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:43:08 -0700, panamfloyd wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:06:37 -0500, Ghod wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:kOidnTnNt4LPJ7vYnZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:48:36 +0100, Steve O wrote:
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing
argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity. Come find out why -->
www.TheChurchOfGoogle.org
Bah! Give me funding and I'll eat Google alive...
You can make it _live_? Hmmmm...what _other_ Ghodlike powers have
you?
That's FRAHNKASTEIN...
Frau Blucher's <horses whinney> boyfriend?
No, no, no. That was Veektor!
Now, walk this way...
Would you like a roll in ze hay?
What knockers!
Now listen to me very carefully. Do NOT put the candle back.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
08 Oct 2006 06:34:04 AM |
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On Sat, 07 Oct 2006 14:36:10 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:43:08 -0700, panamfloyd wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:06:37 -0500, Ghod wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:kOidnTnNt4LPJ7vYnZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:48:36 +0100, Steve O wrote:
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity. Come find out why -->
www.TheChurchOfGoogle.org
Bah! Give me funding and I'll eat Google alive...
You can make it _live_? Hmmmm...what _other_ Ghodlike powers have
you?
That's FRAHNKASTEIN...
Frau Blucher's <horses whinney> boyfriend?
No, no, no. That was Veektor!
Now, walk this way...
You only walk that way because of your enormous schwanzstucker...
--
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".
attrib: Pauline Réage. Cine To DVD? http://www.video2cd.co.uk
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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08 Oct 2006 02:52:13 PM |
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On Sun, 08 Oct 2006 07:34:04 +0100, Therion Ware wrote:
On Sat, 07 Oct 2006 14:36:10 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:43:08 -0700, panamfloyd wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:06:37 -0500, Ghod wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:kOidnTnNt4LPJ7vYnZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:48:36 +0100, Steve O wrote:
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument
can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind
has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity. Come find out why -->
www.TheChurchOfGoogle.org
Bah! Give me funding and I'll eat Google alive...
You can make it _live_? Hmmmm...what _other_ Ghodlike powers have
you?
That's FRAHNKASTEIN...
Frau Blucher's <horses whinney> boyfriend?
No, no, no. That was Veektor!
Now, walk this way...
You only walk that way because of your enormous schwanzstucker...
You can't be talking to me...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Googlism |
10 Oct 2006 01:16:54 AM |
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On Fri, 6 Oct 2006 15:48:36 +0100, "Steve O" <sendspam@here.com> wrote
in alt.atheism
Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument can be
made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever
come to experiencing an actual Deity. Come find out why -->
www.TheChurchOfGoogle.org
Fundies have no sense, much less one of humour.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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