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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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05 Jun 2006 10:34:53 PM |
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GOP Bible Hypocrisy Part IV |
http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/06/caller-asks-has-senator-burns-ever-had.html
"Hello, Senator Burns office..."
I'm calling to see if the senator supports traditional marriage.
-Yes he does.
Can you tell me if he masturbates?
-I do not know sir, that's not my business.
Can you tell me, do you masturbate?
-That's none of your business.
Well what about sodomy, analingus, cunnilingus or fellatio? Does he
engage in those?
-Uhm, I don't... sir I don't know. uhmm.. (uncomfortable pause)
Do you need explanations for what they mean?
-Sir, I don't want definitions and really I don't know.
Has the senator had sex before or outside of marriage?
-Sir I do not know.
Have you ever had sex before or outside of marriage?
-No I have not.
Has the senator ever engaged in adultery or relations with a
prostitute?
-You know sir, I don't know and I don't really wanna go through with
the following questions.
Would the senator make a pledge to never be engaged in relations with
a prostitute?
-I don't know sir.
You don't know if the senator would pledge to not have sex with a
prostitute?
-I don't believe he would. Sir I don't know. Why are you putting me on
the spot like this?
Divorce is the leading threat to marriage, so will he pledge to never
divorce?
- Well, the senator has cosponsored the marriage amendment and is in
support of it.
All these things that threaten marriage are important,
- I understand sir, and he is happily married to his wife. They have
two children.
Has he ever had sex with someone outside of his marriage.
- Sir, I don't know, that's really none of my business.
Well, it's America's business today. I mean, obviously someone who has
sex with a transvestite prostitute would not be in support of
traditional marriage. Has he ever had sex with a transvestite
prostitute?
- I don't know sir, I really don't think so but I don't know.
Have you ever had sex with a transvestite prostitute?
- I told you that I never had sex outside of marriage and I'm not
married.
Why are you not married?
-Why am I not married? Cause I'm 19 years old.
Marriage is very important,
- I understand that
You need to get married right away, do you have a plan for that?
-You know what sir, I 've gotta go, you have a great day.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2475 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Ahhhhhh, yessssssss, ummmmmmm - Alito, Alito, Alito"
-duke (duckgumbo@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 59
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge,who pussied
out of the Vietnam draft, showing his gay side
despite his avowed anti-gay bigotry
Contact duke's priest and ask
him why duke is such a racist:
http://www.stpatrickbr.org/
Father Gerard "Jerry" Martin
stpatrickbr<AT>bellsouth<DOT>net
Saint Patrick Catholic Church
12424 Brogdon Lane
Baton Rouge, Louisiana 70816
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| User: "Joker" |
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| Title: Re: GOP Bible Hypocrisy Part IV |
06 Jun 2006 09:56:16 AM |
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http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/06/caller-asks-has-senator-burns-
ever-had.html
"Hello, Senator Burns office..."
I'm calling to see if the senator supports traditional marriage.
-Yes he does.
Can you tell me if he masturbates?
-I do not know sir, that's not my business.
Can you tell me, do you masturbate?
-That's none of your business.
Well what about sodomy, analingus, cunnilingus or fellatio? Does he
engage in those?
-Uhm, I don't... sir I don't know. uhmm.. (uncomfortable pause)
Do you need explanations for what they mean?
-Sir, I don't want definitions and really I don't know.
Has the senator had sex before or outside of marriage?
-Sir I do not know.
Have you ever had sex before or outside of marriage?
-No I have not.
Has the senator ever engaged in adultery or relations with a
prostitute?
-You know sir, I don't know and I don't really wanna go through with
the following questions.
Would the senator make a pledge to never be engaged in relations with
a prostitute?
-I don't know sir.
You don't know if the senator would pledge to not have sex with a
prostitute?
-I don't believe he would. Sir I don't know. Why are you putting me on
the spot like this?
Divorce is the leading threat to marriage, so will he pledge to never
divorce?
- Well, the senator has cosponsored the marriage amendment and is in
support of it.
All these things that threaten marriage are important,
- I understand sir, and he is happily married to his wife. They have
two children.
Has he ever had sex with someone outside of his marriage.
- Sir, I don't know, that's really none of my business.
Well, it's America's business today. I mean, obviously someone who has
sex with a transvestite prostitute would not be in support of
traditional marriage. Has he ever had sex with a transvestite
prostitute?
- I don't know sir, I really don't think so but I don't know.
Have you ever had sex with a transvestite prostitute?
- I told you that I never had sex outside of marriage and I'm not
married.
Why are you not married?
-Why am I not married? Cause I'm 19 years old.
Marriage is very important,
- I understand that
You need to get married right away, do you have a plan for that?
-You know what sir, I 've gotta go, you have a great day.
-----
Yang
The first three of these made some good points, then you went off the deep
end.
--
Joker
"...God hath made me to laugh, so that all that hear will laugh with me."
Gen. 21:6
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