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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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13 Jan 2005 06:39:48 AM |
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Great Disasters in Human History.... |
Yang's Proprietary Human Misery Index:
0 Nothing
5.1 Having your wisdom tooth pulled
14.4 The Great Train Wreck of 1909
22.7 The Hindenberg
70.5 The fall of the Roman Empire
94.7 Williams Hung's rendition of "She Bangs"
105.2 CJW's attempt at parable writing.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1356 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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| Title: Re: Great Disasters in Human History.... |
13 Jan 2005 12:12:35 PM |
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 06:39:48 +0000 (UTC), "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking
AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Yang's Proprietary Human Misery Index:
0 Nothing
5.1 Having your wisdom tooth pulled
14.4 The Great Train Wreck of 1909
22.7 The Hindenberg
70.5 The fall of the Roman Empire
94.7 Williams Hung's rendition of "She Bangs"
105.2 CJW's attempt at parable writing.
What about the Viking evangelicals who came to Britain
to 'persuade' us with big axes to worship Odin after the fall of Rome?
How high would you rate that? The bastards raped my great
great great ... great grandmother.
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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| Title: Re: Great Disasters in Human History.... |
13 Jan 2005 05:51:44 PM |
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Les Hellawell wrote:
What about the Viking evangelicals who came to Britain
to 'persuade' us with big axes to worship Odin after the fall of Rome?
How high would you rate that? The bastards raped my great
great great ... great grandmother.
<Giving Les a great big Viking-girl hug> Les, we're related!!!! Was
great-great-great grandad a piece o'work, or what?
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herder
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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| Title: Re: Great Disasters in Human History.... |
13 Jan 2005 06:24:53 PM |
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On 13 Jan 2005 09:51:44 -0800, "skyeyes" <skyeyes@dakotacom.net>
wrote:
Les Hellawell wrote:
What about the Viking evangelicals who came to Britain
to 'persuade' us with big axes to worship Odin after the fall of Rome?
How high would you rate that? The bastards raped my great
great great ... great grandmother.
<Giving Les a great big Viking-girl hug> Les, we're related!!!! Was
great-great-great grandad a piece o'work, or what?
Well he was on one of a flotilla of four ships. Legend has it his crew
were a really dishevelled lot, the ship was in poor condition
the torn and dirty sails hung limp and the swords were rusty.
The other ships were really smart and clean with polished
and sharp swords. The flotilla came ashore one day. The first
boat grounded on the sand and , the crew leapt out and formed a neat
line keen and ready for orders. Same with the second and
third boats. GG...GGrandads boat slowly grounded the shore and
the tired crew dragged themselves out to form a ragged line.His mate
turned to him and said, "Oh dear Odin, I hope it isn't rape and
pillage again mate"
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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| Title: Re: Great Disasters in Human History.... |
13 Jan 2005 06:39:26 PM |
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Les Hellawell wrote:
Well he was on one of a flotilla of four ships. Legend has it his crew
were a really dishevelled lot, the ship was in poor condition
the torn and dirty sails hung limp and the swords were rusty.
Yup, *definitely* a relative of mine. ;->
The other ships were really smart and clean with polished
and sharp swords. The flotilla came ashore one day. The first
boat grounded on the sand and , the crew leapt out and formed a neat
line keen and ready for orders. Same with the second and
third boats. GG...GGrandads boat slowly grounded the shore and
the tired crew dragged themselves out to form a ragged line.His mate
turned to him and said, "Oh dear Odin, I hope it isn't rape and
pillage again mate"
<Dying laughing> Yup, we are for sure related! <Still giggling>
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herder
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| User: "Iain" |
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| Title: Re: Great Disasters in Human History.... |
13 Jan 2005 05:14:16 PM |
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 06:39:48 +0000 (UTC), "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking
AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Yang's Proprietary Human Misery Index:
0 Nothing
5.1 Having your wisdom tooth pulled
14.4 The Great Train Wreck of 1909
22.7 The Hindenberg
70.5 The fall of the Roman Empire
94.7 Williams Hung's rendition of "She Bangs"
105.2 CJW's attempt at parable writing.
:What about the Viking evangelicals who came to Britain
:to 'persuade' us with big axes to worship Odin after the fall of Rome?
:How high would you rate that? The bastards raped my great
:great great ... great grandmother.
Have you ever heard of my ancestor Inkster the Hammer?
~Iain
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Great Disasters in Human History.... |
14 Jan 2005 07:16:10 AM |
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 12:12:35 +0000, Les Hellawell
<myshredder@leswell.freeuk.com> wrote:
On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 06:39:48 +0000 (UTC), "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking
AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Yang's Proprietary Human Misery Index:
0 Nothing
5.1 Having your wisdom tooth pulled
14.4 The Great Train Wreck of 1909
22.7 The Hindenberg
70.5 The fall of the Roman Empire
94.7 Williams Hung's rendition of "She Bangs"
105.2 CJW's attempt at parable writing.
What about the Viking evangelicals who came to Britain
to 'persuade' us with big axes to worship Odin after the fall of Rome?
How high would you rate that? The bastards raped my great
great great ... great grandmother.
I hereby grant you the power to assign any Yang's Proprietary Human
Misery Index (tm) number as you see fit :-)
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1356 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Great Disasters in Human History.... |
13 Jan 2005 02:17:12 PM |
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 12:12:35 +0000, Les Hellawell
<myshredder@leswell.freeuk.com> wrote:
On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 06:39:48 +0000 (UTC), "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking
AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Yang's Proprietary Human Misery Index:
0 Nothing
5.1 Having your wisdom tooth pulled
14.4 The Great Train Wreck of 1909
22.7 The Hindenberg
70.5 The fall of the Roman Empire
94.7 Williams Hung's rendition of "She Bangs"
105.2 CJW's attempt at parable writing.
What about the Viking evangelicals who came to Britain
to 'persuade' us with big axes to worship Odin after the fall of Rome?
How high would you rate that? The bastards raped my great
great great ... great grandmother.
Viking evangelists? It wasn't that kind of religion. Christianity and
Islam are the only ones I can think of that order its followers to go
out and convert people.
You left out the Anglo-Saxons who came after Rome withdrew. And who
didn't find many Christians. It wasn't long after Constantine made
Rome officially Christian, but the church had neither the power nor
the range it had later, and it took time to spread to the periphery of
the empire.
Missionaries from Rome arrived a couple of centuries later.
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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| Title: Re: Great Disasters in Human History.... |
13 Jan 2005 05:43:51 PM |
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 09:17:12 -0500, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 12:12:35 +0000, Les Hellawell
<myshredder@leswell.freeuk.com> wrote:
On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 06:39:48 +0000 (UTC), "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking
AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Yang's Proprietary Human Misery Index:
0 Nothing
5.1 Having your wisdom tooth pulled
14.4 The Great Train Wreck of 1909
22.7 The Hindenberg
70.5 The fall of the Roman Empire
94.7 Williams Hung's rendition of "She Bangs"
105.2 CJW's attempt at parable writing.
What about the Viking evangelicals who came to Britain
to 'persuade' us with big axes to worship Odin after the fall of Rome?
How high would you rate that? The bastards raped my great
great great ... great grandmother.
Viking evangelists? It wasn't that kind of religion. Christianity and
Islam are the only ones I can think of that order its followers to go
out and convert people.
Just a bit of humour.
You left out the Anglo-Saxons who came after Rome withdrew. And who
didn't find many Christians. It wasn't long after Constantine made
Rome officially Christian, but the church had neither the power nor
the range it had later, and it took time to spread to the periphery of
the empire.
Missionaries from Rome arrived a couple of centuries later.
Though not widespread Christianity existed in Britain during
the later Roman period. St. Alban became the first Christian
martyr 208-209 before the time of Severus. The Roman began to
withdraw from Britain after 370 and were gone completely by 410.
You are correct the Saxons were the first to threaten and invade,
I got them mixed up with the Vikings who came in the 8th Century with
their famous axes and religions.
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Great Disasters in Human History.... |
13 Jan 2005 06:46:26 AM |
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That seems a bit unfair.
The fall of the Roman empire wasn't THAT bad.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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13 Jan 2005 08:18:24 AM |
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 06:46:26 +0000 (UTC),
wrote:
That seems a bit unfair.
The fall of the Roman empire wasn't THAT bad.
I'm on the chapter III of Gibbon's "Decline and Fall", I'll tell you
who wins at the end of the book :-)
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1356 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
.
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