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Religions > Atheism |
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"Fredric L. Rice" |
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27 Jan 2005 02:00:21 AM |
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Great Religious Truths |
Great Religious Truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Judaism as a religion.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
Christian faith.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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| Title: Re: Great Religious Truths |
27 Jan 2005 03:53:01 AM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 08:00:21 GMT, (Fredric L.
Rice) wrote:
Great Religious Truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Judaism as a religion.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
Christian faith.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
I recognise them all as "The Baleful Trinity".
Surely they must all recognise Judaism as Christianity
and Islam are clones of Judaism the mother religion,
and intended to claim the "One true god" for those who are
not otherwise one of the choosen people? Whether the god has
choosen not to recognise these 'hangers on' or not is for the hangers
on to ponder.
According to Moses god said he was their (the tribes
of Israel) Lord god and they should bow down to him and not the other
gods. The other gods are surely for the non choosen peoples
such as Christians and Muslims? Sadly the Jewish god
did not mention the name of the other gods so I suspect
both muslims and Christians are worshipping the wrong
gods. Maybe thet;'s why we get so much suffering and
Tsunami's in the Christian and Muslim world as the true
gods are ***** at them worshipping the Jewish
god?
Well I think it their own faults. If they want to be worshipped
they aught to at least introduce themselves and let us
know. After all we are not clairvoyant are we?
Personally I think it is all fantasy anyway but what the (is)
hell!
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Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Great Religious Truths |
26 Jan 2005 11:26:28 PM |
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TV's Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Great Religious Truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Judaism as a religion.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
Christian faith.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists? Methodists say
'hello' to each other in the liquor store, while Baptists don't.
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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| Title: Re: Great Religious Truths |
27 Jan 2005 10:13:26 AM |
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oh....I thought it was going to be an oxymoron thread....
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Jim
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