Dwight Rapper is possibly the biggest ***** on usenet. Next to
perkoff, noname, below me. Oh wait, they are all him!

Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout...But there is no
joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "Dwight Rapper" has struck out.

Here's a picture I photoshopped of a guy farting a flame out of his
***** to light this guys joint, check it out
http://whiterap.spymac.net/dare.gif

Hey, Dwight.

How are you? I'm OK, thanks. Remember that "Wavy G" picture you
Photoshopped of me (the won with the beer)? Do you think you could do
an animated "gif" of me holding a lightsabre, like in the "Star Wars"?
I think it would be cool to show to my friends in the Star Wars
newsgroup.

Thanks, friend.

Love,
Wavy

Then he can do one of you holding your sweaty glass with the insulated

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My ***** is harder than Chinese arithmetic.

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Muuuuum, can we keep it, pleeeeeease?

I know it puked in the kitchen and
did wees on the carpet and
did a big poo in the lounge and
bit a hole in your handbag and
scratched all the wallpaper and
dug up all your flowers and
dribbles and smells all the time and
basically doesn't know his base from his apex

but he's so *funny*,
and when you scratch his tummy *here* his little leg
goes *really fast like this*

--"Jade," in alt.fan.pratchet, infers that I am basically
Usenet's new puppy.